diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
index 3ea6431f20..db2b704876 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
@@ -158,11 +158,11 @@
 			verbs += /client/proc/make_sound 				// -- TLE
 			verbs += /client/proc/object_talk 				// -- TLE
 			verbs += /client/proc/play_sound
-			verbs += /client/proc/cuban_pete 				// -- Urist
-			verbs += /client/proc/bananaphone				// -- Darem
-			verbs += /client/proc/honk_theme				// -- Urist the Honky
+//			verbs += /client/proc/cuban_pete 				// -- Urist
+//			verbs += /client/proc/bananaphone				// -- Darem
+//			verbs += /client/proc/honk_theme				// -- Urist the Honky
 			verbs += /client/proc/only_one  				// muskets
-			verbs += /client/proc/space_asshole 			// --Agouri :3
+//			verbs += /client/proc/space_asshole 			// --Agouri :3
 			verbs += /client/proc/strike_team				//N
 			verbs += /client/proc/send_space_ninja			//N
 			verbs += /client/proc/spawn_xeno				//N
@@ -298,11 +298,11 @@
 			verbs += /client/proc/make_sound 				// -- TLE
 			//verbs += /client/proc/object_talk 			// -- TLE
 			verbs += /client/proc/play_sound
-			verbs += /client/proc/cuban_pete 				// -- Urist
-			verbs += /client/proc/honk_theme				// -- Urist the Honky
-			verbs += /client/proc/bananaphone
+//			verbs += /client/proc/cuban_pete 				// -- Urist
+//			verbs += /client/proc/honk_theme				// -- Urist the Honky
+//			verbs += /client/proc/bananaphone
 			verbs += /client/proc/only_one  				// muskets
-			verbs += /client/proc/space_asshole 			// --Agouri :3
+//			verbs += /client/proc/space_asshole 			// --Agouri :3
 			//verbs += /client/proc/strike_team				//N
 			verbs += /client/proc/send_space_ninja			//N
 			verbs += /client/proc/spawn_xeno				//N
@@ -1199,10 +1199,10 @@
 	verbs -= /client/proc/make_sound 				// -- TLE
 	verbs -= /client/proc/object_talk 				// -- TLE
 	verbs -= /client/proc/play_sound
-	verbs -= /client/proc/cuban_pete 				// -- Urist
-	verbs -= /client/proc/honk_theme				// -- Urist the Honky
-	verbs -= /client/proc/bananaphone				// -- Darem
-	verbs -= /client/proc/space_asshole 			// --Agouri :3
+//	verbs -= /client/proc/cuban_pete 				// -- Urist
+//	verbs -= /client/proc/honk_theme				// -- Urist the Honky
+//	verbs -= /client/proc/bananaphone				// -- Darem
+//	verbs -= /client/proc/space_asshole 			// --Agouri :3
 	verbs -= /client/proc/strike_team				//N
 	verbs -= /client/proc/send_space_ninja			//N
 	verbs -= /client/proc/spawn_xeno				//N
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/playsound.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/playsound.dm
index e1afeb644d..88c5ea8cab 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/playsound.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/playsound.dm
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@
 	//else
 	//	alert("Debugging is disabled")
 	//	return
-
+/*
 /client/proc/cuban_pete()
 	set category = "Fun"
 	set name = "Cuban Pete Time"
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@ client/proc/honk_theme()
 		if(M.client)
 			if(M.client.midis)
 				M << 'honk_theme.ogg'
-
+*/
 
 	/*if(Debug2)
 	if(!src.authenticated || !src.holder)
diff --git a/code/modules/food/food.dm b/code/modules/food/food.dm
index f5f294cda3..9b0a850e2e 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/food.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/food.dm
@@ -909,7 +909,7 @@
 			baconbeacon.loc = usr
 			baconbeacon.digest_delay()
 
-
+/*
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bananaphone
 	name = "Banana Phone"
 	desc = "Ring ring ring ring ring..."
@@ -929,7 +929,7 @@
 			usr << sound('bananaphone.ogg',1)
 	hear_talk(mob/M as mob, msg)
 		if(bananaphone)
-			bananaphone.hear_talk(M, msg)
+			bananaphone.hear_talk(M, msg)*/
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube
 	name = "monkey cube"
diff --git a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
index ae3fb0a3f4..31a764a116 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/telebacon
 
+/*
 /datum/recipe/bananaphone
 	reagents = list("psilocybin" = 5) //Trippin' balls, man.
 	items = list(
@@ -22,6 +23,7 @@
 		/obj/item/device/radio
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bananaphone
+*/
 
 /datum/recipe/jellydonut
 	reagents = list("berryjuice" = 5)
diff --git a/sound/ambience/bananaphone.ogg b/sound/ambience/bananaphone.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index a591a31e84..0000000000
Binary files a/sound/ambience/bananaphone.ogg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/sound/ambience/cubanpetetime.ogg b/sound/ambience/cubanpetetime.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 8de6301fa5..0000000000
Binary files a/sound/ambience/cubanpetetime.ogg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/sound/ambience/honk_theme.ogg b/sound/ambience/honk_theme.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index ca63ae89ab..0000000000
Binary files a/sound/ambience/honk_theme.ogg and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/sound/ambience/space_asshole.ogg b/sound/ambience/space_asshole.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 6bfd9e75e9..0000000000
Binary files a/sound/ambience/space_asshole.ogg and /dev/null differ