diff --git a/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems_ch.dm b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems_ch.dm
index b1c01bb885..3ad51554d3 100644
--- a/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems_ch.dm
+++ b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems_ch.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,14 @@
+/*Chomp uses custom_items.txt on the server because it's faster and easier.
+
+Example of how it works here in the never case we need to know:
+/datum/gear/fluff/ckey/medal1
+	ckeywhitelist = list("ckey(no spaces, lower case)")
+	character_name = list("Character Name (spaces and capital letters included)")
+	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew."
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
+	display_name = "Character's Medal"
+*/
+
 //////////////////ALPHABETISED BY CKEY
 
 //0
@@ -23,47 +34,16 @@
 //A
 
 //B
-/datum/gear/fluff/durgit/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("blackmajor")
-	character_name = list("Durgit")
-	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew."
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
-	display_name = "Durgit's Medal"
 
 //C
 
 //D
-/datum/gear/fluff/dhdb/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("dhdb")
-	character_name = list("Marshall Winter")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/silver/valor
-	display_name = "Marshall Winter's Medal"
-	description = "A silver medal awarded for acts of exceptional valor."
-
-/datum/gear/fluff/draycu/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("draycu")
-	character_name = list("Vuhbar Groor")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
-	display_name = "Vuhbar Groor's Medal"
-	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew."
 
 //E
-/datum/gear/fluff/erikthedog/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("erikthedog")
-	character_name = list("Erik Ramadwood")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/gold/heroism
-	display_name = "Erik Ramadwood's Medal"
-	description = "An extremely rare golden medal awarded only by high ranking officials. To recieve such a medal is the highest honor and as such, very few exist. This medal is almost never awarded to anybody but distinguished veteran staff."
 
 //F
 
 //G
-/datum/gear/fluff/gingeraledragon/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("gingeraledragon")
-	character_name = list("Ash Williams")
-	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew."
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
-	display_name = "Ash Williams' Medal"
 
 //H
 
@@ -72,64 +52,12 @@
 //J
 
 //K
-/datum/gear/fluff/kazzc/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("kazzc")
-	character_name = list("Kassc Zeravla")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/silver/valor
-	display_name = "Kassc Zeravla's Medal"
-	description = "A silver medal awarded for acts of exceptional valor."
-
-/datum/gear/fluff/keithwinters/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("keithwinters")
-	character_name = list("Keith Winters")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/silver/valor
-	display_name = "Keith Winters' Medal"
-	description = "A silver medal awarded for acts of exceptional valor."
 
 //L
-/datum/gear/fluff/lazycouchman/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("lazycouchman")
-	character_name = list("Luke")
-	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew."
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
-	display_name = "Luke's Medal"
-
-/datum/gear/fluff/lowpowermia/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("lowpowermia")
-	character_name = list("Mia Sceline")
-	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew. It has a shitty '=3' carved into it."
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
-	display_name = "Mia Sceline's Medal"
 
 //M
-/datum/gear/fluff/mistergrimm/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("mistergrimm")
-	character_name = list("Sym Leikill")
-	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew."
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
-	display_name = "Sym Leikill's Medal"
 
 //N
-/datum/gear/fluff/nadyr/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("nadyr")
-	character_name = list("Taaa")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
-	display_name = "Taaa's Medal of Conduct"
-	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew."
-
-/datum/gear/fluff/nadyr/medal2
-	ckeywhitelist = list("nadyr")
-	character_name = list("Taaa")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/gold/heroism
-	display_name = "Taaa's Medal of Exceptional Heroism"
-	description = "An extremely rare golden medal awarded only by high ranking officials. To recieve such a medal is the highest honor and as such, very few exist. This medal is almost never awarded to anybody but distinguished veteran staff."
-
-/datum/gear/fluff/nadyr/medal3
-	ckeywhitelist = list("nadyr")
-	character_name = list("Taaa")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/silver/valor
-	display_name = "Taaa's Medal of Valor"
-	description = "A silver medal awarded for acts of exceptional valor."
 
 //O
 
@@ -140,19 +68,6 @@
 //R
 
 //S
-/datum/gear/fluff/saza860/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("saza860")
-	character_name = list("Ward")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/silver/valor
-	display_name = "Ward's Medal"
-	description = "A silver medal awarded for acts of exceptional valor."
-
-/datum/gear/fluff/sharkmare/medal1
-	ckeywhitelist = list("sharkmare")
-	character_name = list("Kiri")
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/gold/heroism
-	display_name = "Kiri's Medal"
-	description = "An extremely rare golden medal awarded only by high ranking officials. To recieve such a medal is the highest honor and as such, very few exist. This medal is almost never awarded to anybody but distinguished veteran staff."
 
 //T
 /datum/gear/fluff/thefurryfeline/medal1