diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_modules/station_vr.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_modules/station_vr.dm
index e2e53eccf5..18853c5a7c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_modules/station_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_modules/station_vr.dm
@@ -179,6 +179,7 @@
 	R.dogborg = TRUE
 	R.wideborg = TRUE
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/ex_reserve_refill
+	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/robot_mount
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/proc/shred_limb
 	..()
 
@@ -252,6 +253,7 @@
 	R.dogborg = TRUE
 	R.wideborg = TRUE
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/ex_reserve_refill
+	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/robot_mount
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/proc/shred_limb
 	..()
 
@@ -298,6 +300,7 @@
 	R.dogborg = TRUE
 	R.wideborg = TRUE
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/ex_reserve_refill
+	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/robot_mount
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/proc/shred_limb
 	..()
 
@@ -378,6 +381,7 @@
 	R.dogborg = TRUE
 	R.wideborg = TRUE
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/ex_reserve_refill
+	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/robot_mount
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/proc/shred_limb
 	..()
 
@@ -424,6 +428,7 @@
 	R.dogborg = TRUE
 	R.wideborg = TRUE
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/ex_reserve_refill
+	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/robot_mount
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/proc/shred_limb
 	..()
 
@@ -549,6 +554,7 @@
 	R.dogborg = TRUE
 	R.wideborg = TRUE
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/ex_reserve_refill
+	R.verbs |= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/robot_mount
 	R.verbs |= /mob/living/proc/shred_limb
 	..()
 
@@ -562,5 +568,6 @@
 	R.default_pixel_x = initial(pixel_x)
 	R.scrubbing = FALSE
 	R.verbs -= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/ex_reserve_refill
+	R.verbs -= /mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/robot_mount
 	R.verbs -= /mob/living/proc/shred_limb
 	..()
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diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_vr.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_vr.dm
index 14b58b726a..332fabb19f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_vr.dm
@@ -123,4 +123,114 @@
 				E.reagents.add_reagent("water", amount)
 				to_chat(src, "You refill the extinguisher using your water reserves.")
 			else
-				to_chat(src, "Insufficient water reserves.")
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+				to_chat(src, "Insufficient water reserves.")
+
+//RIDING
+/datum/riding/dogborg
+	keytype = /obj/item/weapon/material/twohanded/fluff/riding_crop // Crack!
+	nonhuman_key_exemption = FALSE	// If true, nonhumans who can't hold keys don't need them, like borgs and simplemobs.
+	key_name = "a riding crop"		// What the 'keys' for the thing being rided on would be called.
+	only_one_driver = TRUE			// If true, only the person in 'front' (first on list of riding mobs) can drive.
+
+/datum/riding/dogborg/handle_vehicle_layer()
+	if(ridden.has_buckled_mobs())
+		if(ridden.dir != NORTH)
+			ridden.layer = ABOVE_MOB_LAYER
+		else
+			ridden.layer = initial(ridden.layer)
+	else
+		ridden.layer = initial(ridden.layer)
+
+/datum/riding/dogborg/ride_check(mob/living/M)
+	var/mob/living/L = ridden
+	if(L.stat)
+		force_dismount(M)
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/riding/dogborg/force_dismount(mob/M)
+	. =..()
+	ridden.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[M] stops riding [ridden]!</span>")
+
+//Hoooo boy.
+/datum/riding/dogborg/get_offsets(pass_index) // list(dir = x, y, layer)
+	var/mob/living/L = ridden
+	var/scale = L.size_multiplier
+
+	var/list/values = list(
+		"[NORTH]" = list(0, 8*scale, ABOVE_MOB_LAYER),
+		"[SOUTH]" = list(0, 8*scale, BELOW_MOB_LAYER),
+		"[EAST]" = list(-5*scale, 8*scale, ABOVE_MOB_LAYER),
+		"[WEST]" = list(5*scale, 8*scale, ABOVE_MOB_LAYER))
+
+	return values
+
+//Human overrides for taur riding
+/mob/living/silicon/robot
+	max_buckled_mobs = 1 //Yeehaw
+	can_buckle = TRUE
+	buckle_movable = TRUE
+	buckle_lying = FALSE
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/New()
+	..()
+	riding_datum = new /datum/riding/dogborg(src)
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/buckle_mob(mob/living/M, forced = FALSE, check_loc = TRUE)
+	if(forced)
+		return ..() // Skip our checks
+	if(!dogborg)
+		return FALSE
+	if(lying)
+		return FALSE
+	if(!ishuman(M))
+		return FALSE
+	if(M in buckled_mobs)
+		return FALSE
+	if(M.size_multiplier > size_multiplier * 1.2)
+		to_chat(src,"<span class='warning'>This isn't a pony show! You need to be bigger for them to ride.</span>")
+		return FALSE
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+
+	if(isTaurTail(H.tail_style))
+		to_chat(src,"<span class='warning'>Too many legs. TOO MANY LEGS!!</span>")
+		return FALSE
+	if(M.loc != src.loc)
+		if(M.Adjacent(src))
+			M.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		buckled_mobs[M] = "riding"
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/MouseDrop_T(mob/living/M, mob/living/user) //Prevention for forced relocation caused by can_buckle. Base proc has no other use.
+	return
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
+	if(LAZYLEN(buckled_mobs))
+		//We're getting off!
+		if(user in buckled_mobs)
+			riding_datum.force_dismount(user)
+		//We're kicking everyone off!
+		if(user == src)
+			for(var/rider in buckled_mobs)
+				riding_datum.force_dismount(rider)
+	else
+		. = ..()
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/robot_mount(var/mob/living/M in living_mobs(1))
+	set name = "Robot Mount/Dismount"
+	set category = "Abilities"
+	set desc = "Let people ride on you."
+
+	if(LAZYLEN(buckled_mobs))
+		for(var/rider in buckled_mobs)
+			riding_datum.force_dismount(rider)
+		return
+	if (stat != CONSCIOUS)
+		return
+	if(!can_buckle || !istype(M) || !M.Adjacent(src) || M.buckled)
+		return
+	if(buckle_mob(M))
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[M] starts riding [name]!</span>")
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