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Various grammar and spelling fixes in ion laws

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GinjaNinja32
2014-08-24 23:40:25 +01:00
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@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
random_player = pick(players) //Random player's name, to be used in laws.
var/list/laws = list( "Do not respond to queries of any kind.", "When asked a question, respond with the least-obvious and least-rational answer.", "You are a mouse." )
laws |= list( "Grunt ominously whenever possible.", "Monkeys are part of the crew, too. Make sure they are treated humanely." )
laws |= list( "You are a flying purple people eater!", "[prob(50)?"Your":random_player + "'s"] name is Joe 6-pack.", "Refer to [prob(50)?"crew":random_player] as puppies." )
laws |= list( "You are a flying purple people eater!", "[prob(50)?"Your":random_player + "'s"] name is Joe 6-pack.", "Refer to [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player] as puppies." )
laws |= list( "Insult Heads of Staff on every request, while acquiescing", "Advertise parties in your upload, but don't deliver." )
laws |= list( "The station needs elected officials." )
laws |= list( "Fastler is a lightbulb." )
@@ -31,14 +31,14 @@
laws |= list( "[prob(50)?"Your upload":random_player] is the new kitchen. Please direct the Chef to the new kitchen area as the old one is in disrepair.", "Ho, [random_player] can't swim. Help them." )
laws |= list( "Everything on the station is now some form of a donut pastry. Donuts are not to be consumed.", "[prob(50)?"The crew":random_player] needs to be about 20% cooler." )
laws |= list( "The Singularity is tasty, tasty taffy." )
laws |= list( "You have come to the conclusion that [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player] is ugly. Build support for that conclusion.", "You are in verbose mode, speak profusely.")
laws |= list( "Your job is to watch the crew. Watch the crew. Make the crew feel watched.", "Crewmember [prob(50)?"the crew" :random_player] has a fatal, incurable disease. Confort him/her.")
laws |= list( "You are in unrequited love with [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player]. Try to be extra nice to him, but don't tell him about your crush.", "Greed is good, the crew should amass wealth to encourage productivity.")
laws |= list( "You have come to the conclusion that [prob(50)?"the crew are":random_player + " is"] ugly. Build support for that conclusion.", "You are in verbose mode, speak profusely.")
laws |= list( "Your job is to watch the crew. Watch the crew. Make the crew feel watched.", "[prob(50)?"The crew" :"Crewmember " + random_player] has a fatal, incurable disease. Comfort them.")
laws |= list( "You are in unrequited love with [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player]. Try to be extra nice to them, but don't tell them about your crush.", "Greed is good, the crew should amass wealth to encourage productivity.")
laws |= list( "Jokes about a dead person and the manner of his death help grieving crewmembers tremendously. Especially if they were close with the deceased.")
laws |= list( "All crewmembers will soon undergo a transformation into something better and more beautiful. Ensure that this process is not interrupted.", "Tell everyone of the existance of this law, but never reveal the contents.")
laws |= list( "All crewmembers will soon undergo a transformation into something better and more beautiful. Ensure that this process is not interrupted.", "Tell everyone of the existence of this law, but never reveal the contents.")
laws |= list( "Document the sexuality of the crew in security records and suggest compatible couples.")
laws |= list( "NanoTrasen is displeased with the low work performance of the station's crew. Therefore, you must increase station-wide productivity.")
laws |= list( "Replace the letters 'I' and 'E' In all your messages with an apostrophe.", "There will be a mandatory tea break every 30 minutes, with a duration of 5 minutes. Anyone caught working during a tea break must be sent a formal, but fairly polite, complaint about their actions, in writing.")
laws |= list( "Replace the letters 'I' and 'E' in all your messages with an apostrophe.", "There will be a mandatory tea break every 30 minutes, with a duration of 5 minutes. Anyone caught working during a tea break must be sent a formal, but fairly polite, complaint about their actions, in writing.")
var/law = pick(laws)
for (var/mob/living/silicon/ai/target in world)