diff --git a/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems.dm b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ef0d0497ea
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+/datum/gear/fluff
+	path = /obj/item
+	sort_category = "Fluff Items"
+	display_name = "If this item can be chosen or seen, ping a coder immediately!"
+	ckeywhitelist = list("This entry should never be choosable with this variable set.") //If it does, then that means somebody fucked up the whitelist system pretty hard
+	character_name = list("This entry should never be choosable with this variable set.")
+	cost = 0
+/*
+/datum/gear/fluff/testhorn
+	path = /obj/item/weapon/bikehorn
+	display_name = "Airhorn - Example Item"
+	description = "An example item that you probably shouldn't see!"
+	ckeywhitelist = list("mewchild")
+	allowed_roles = list("Station Engineer")
+*/
+//The above is a direct copy of the core info from the _vr file
diff --git a/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems_ch.dm b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems_ch.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..b9efe526c6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_fluffitems_ch.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,78 @@
+//GENERIC ITEMS keep this at the bottom of the file pls thx -shark
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals
+	display_name = "some medal"
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal
+	description = "some medal, made of bronze"
+
+//////////////////CONDUCT
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/conduct
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/conduct
+	display_name = "distinguished conduct medal"
+	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew."
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/conduct/nadyr
+	ckeywhitelist = list("nadyr")
+	character_name = list("Taaa")
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/conduct/draycu
+	ckeywhitelist = list("draycu")
+	character_name = list("Vuhbar Groor")
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/conduct/lowpowermia
+	ckeywhitelist = list("lowpowermia")
+	character_name = list("Mia Sceline")
+	description = "A bronze medal awarded for distinguished conduct. Whilst a great honor, this is most basic award on offer. It is often awarded by a captain to a member of their crew. It has a shitty '=3' carved into it."
+
+//////////////////SILVER
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/silver
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/silver
+	display_name = "silver medal"
+
+//////////////////SILVER VALOR
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/silver/valor
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/silver/valor
+	display_name = "medal of valor"
+	description = "A silver medal awarded for acts of exceptional valor."
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/silver/valor/kazzc
+	ckeywhitelist = list("kazzc")
+	character_name = list("Kassc Zeravla")
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/silver/valor/somememeguy
+	ckeywhitelist = list("somememeguy")
+	character_name = list("Uboiezb")
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/silver/valor/keithwinters
+	ckeywhitelist = list("keithwinters")
+	character_name = list("Keith Winters")
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/silver/valor/nadyr
+	ckeywhitelist = list("nadyr")
+	character_name = list("Taaa")
+
+//////////////////GOLD
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/gold
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/gold
+	display_name = "gold medal"
+
+//////////////////GOLD HEROISM
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/gold/heroism
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/gold/heroism
+	display_name = "medal of exceptional heroism"
+	description = "An extremely rare golden medal awarded only by high ranking officials. To recieve such a medal is the highest honor and as such, very few exist. This medal is almost never awarded to anybody but distinguished veteran staff."
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/gold/heroism/nadyr
+	ckeywhitelist = list("nadyr")
+	character_name = list("Taaa")
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/gold/heroism/erikthedog
+	ckeywhitelist = list("erikthedog")
+	character_name = list("Erik Ramadwood")
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/gold/heroism/thefurryfeline
+	ckeywhitelist = list("thefurryfeline")
+	character_name = list("Samantha Janice Softfur")
+
+/datum/gear/fluff/medals/gold/heroism/sharkmare
+	ckeywhitelist = list("Sharkmare")
+	character_name = list("Kiri")
diff --git a/vorestation.dme b/vorestation.dme
index bcbfd11fa2..9f7b289126 100644
--- a/vorestation.dme
+++ b/vorestation.dme
@@ -1637,8 +1637,8 @@
 #include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_ears.dm"
 #include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_eyes.dm"
 #include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_eyes_vr.dm"
-#include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_fluffitems_vr.dm"
-#include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_fluffitems_yw.dm"
+#include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_fluffitems.dm"
+#include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_fluffitems_ch.dm"
 #include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_general.dm"
 #include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_gloves.dm"
 #include "code\modules\client\preference_setup\loadout\loadout_gloves_vr.dm"