diff --git a/code/datums/supplypacks/contraband.dm b/code/datums/supplypacks/contraband.dm
index c200e2edda..cbe52301df 100644
--- a/code/datums/supplypacks/contraband.dm
+++ b/code/datums/supplypacks/contraband.dm
@@ -52,4 +52,53 @@
  	cost = 50
  	contraband = 1
  	containertype = /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/weapon
- 	containername = "Weapons crate"
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+ 	containername = "Weapons crate"
+
+/datum/supply_packs/randomised/misc/telecrate //you get something awesome, a couple of decent things, and a few weak/filler things
+	name = "ERR_NULL_ENTRY" //null crate! also dream maker is hell,
+	num_contained = 1
+	contains = list(
+			list( //the operator,
+					/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/shotgun/pump/combat,
+					/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/vest/heavy/merc,
+					/obj/item/clothing/glasses/night,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/anti_photons,
+					/obj/item/ammo_magazine/clip/c12g/pellet,				/obj/item/ammo_magazine/clip/c12g
+					),
+			list( //the doc,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid/combat,
+					/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/dartgun,				/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/chloralhydrate,
+					/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/cyanide,
+					/obj/item/ammo_magazine/chemdart
+					),
+			list( //the sapper,
+					/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/ionic_rapier,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/space, //doesn't matter what species you are,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/demolitions,
+					/obj/item/device/multitool/ai_detector,
+					/obj/item/weapon/plastique,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/toolbox/syndicate
+					),
+			list( //the infiltrator,
+					/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/silenced,
+					/obj/item/device/chameleon,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/chameleon,
+					/obj/item/device/encryptionkey/syndicate,
+					/obj/item/weapon/card/id/syndicate,
+					/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/voice
+					),
+			list( //the professional,
+					/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/silenced,
+					/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/ionrifle/pistol,
+					/obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal/syndi,
+					/obj/item/weapon/card/emag,
+					/obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45/ap,
+					/obj/item/weapon/material/hatchet/tacknife/combatknife,
+					/obj/item/clothing/mask/balaclava
+					)
+			)
+	cost = 250 //more than a hat crate!,
+	contraband = 1
+	containertype = /obj/structure/largecrate
+	containername = "Suspicious crate"
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