diff --git a/code/modules/games/cah.dm b/code/modules/games/cah.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2b9286a8a3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/games/cah.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+/obj/item/weapon/deck/cah
+	name = "\improper CAG deck (white)"
+	desc = "The ever-popular Cards Against The Galaxy word game. Warning: may include traces of broken fourth wall. This is the white deck."
+	icon_state = "cag_white"
+	var/blanks = 5
+
+/obj/item/weapon/deck/cah/black
+	name = "\improper CAG deck (black)"
+	desc = "The ever-popular Cards Against The Galaxy word game. Warning: may include traces of broken fourth wall. This is the black deck."
+	icon_state = "cag_black"
+	blanks = 0
+
+/obj/item/weapon/deck/cah/New()
+	..()
+	var/datum/playingcard/P
+	for(var/cardtext in card_text_list)
+		P = new()
+		P.name = "[cardtext]"
+		P.card_icon = "[icon_state]_card"
+		P.back_icon = "[icon_state]_card_back"
+		cards += P
+	if(!blanks)
+		return
+	for(var/x=1 to blanks)
+		P = new()
+		P.name = "Blank Card"
+		P.card_icon = "[icon_state]_card_back"
+		P.back_icon = "[icon_state]_card_back"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/games/cah_black_cards.dm b/code/modules/games/cah_black_cards.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ec27fa1270
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/games/cah_black_cards.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+// Black cards.
+/obj/item/weapon/deck/cah/black/card_text_list = list(
+	"Why am I itchy?",
+	"Today, Security shot ____.",
+	"The Chaplain this shift is worshiping _____.",
+	"Cargo ordered a crate full of _____.",
+	"An ERT was called due to ______.",
+	"Alert! The Captain has armed themselves with _____.",
+	"Current Laws: ________ is your master.",
+	"Current Laws: ________ is the enemy.",
+	"_____ vented the entirety of Cargo.",
+	"Today, science found an anomaly that made people ____ and ____.",
+	"There was a rap battle between ____ and ____.",
+	"Caution, ______ have been detected in collision course with the station.",
+	"Today's kitchen menu includes _______.",
+	"What did the mercenaries want when they attacked the station?",
+	"I think the Captain is insane. He just demanded ______ in his office.",
+	"Fuckin' scientists, they just turned Misc. Research into _______ .",
+	"What's my fetish?",
+	"Hello, _______ here with _______",
+	"No one else was at _______, they wouldn't understand the ______",
+	"Why am I shivering?",
+	"What is this world coming to? First, ________, now _______",
+	"NanoTrasen's labor union decided to use _______ to raise employee morale.",
+	"The Chemist's drug of choice is ______",
+	"It is common practice for _______ to ______ on Moghes.",
+	"Mercurial Colonies are _____.",
+	"The Skrell are celebrating _____ today.",
+	"_____ is/are why I'm afraid of the maintenance tunnels.",
+	"_____ used ____ to create their newest invention, _____!",
+	"Scientists are not allowed to make Gatling _____.",
+	"It's not a party until the ____ arrive.",
+	"No matter how many Tajara you have, _____ is never acceptable.",
+	"No, the AI's first law is NOT to serve _____.",
+	"The robots are not disposal bins for your _____.",
+	"You can never have too many _____ on shift.",
+	)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm b/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2ed8a494db
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,75 @@
+// White cards.
+/obj/item/weapon/deck/cah/var/list/card_text_list = list(
+	"Those motherfucking carp",
+	"Having sex in the maintenance tunnels",
+	"Space 'Nam",
+	"Space lesbians",
+	"The Gardener getting SUPER high",
+	"The Captain thinking they're a badass",
+	"Being in a cult",
+	"Racially biased lawsets",
+	"An Unathi who WON'T STOP FIGHTING",
+	"Tajara fetishists",
+	"Bald thirty-year-olds",
+	"A Chief Engineer who can't setup the engine",
+	"Being sucked out into space",
+	"Officer Beepsky",
+	"Engineering",
+	"The grey tide.",
+	"The Research Director",
+	"Fucking synths",
+	"Man-eating purple pod plants",
+	"Chemical sprayers filled with lube",
+	"Librarians",
+	"Squids",
+	"Cats",
+	"Lizards",
+	"Apes",
+	"Trees",
+	"Supermatter undergarments",
+	"Bluespace",
+	"Five hundred rabid spiders",
+	"Five hundred rabid diona nymphs",
+	"Cable ties",
+	"Rampant vending machines",
+	"Positronic drink coasters",
+	"Kitchen utensil anomalies",
+	"Locked lockers",
+	"Energy spatulas",
+	"Flashbang gauntlets",
+	"Carp",
+	"Space whales",
+	"Blu-sharks",
+	"Fax machines",
+	"Exquisite Pens",
+	"Dr. Maxman's male enhancements",
+	"Gyrating slimes",
+	"Forehead-mounted laser weaponry",
+	"Pelvis-mounted laser weaponry",
+	"Cardboard cutouts",
+	"An obscene amount of rubber ducks",
+	"Brain cakes",
+	"A drone's game of life.",
+	"Anomaly suits",
+	"A gardener smoking reishi",
+	"Military-grade baseball bats",
+	"Barricading the bar",
+	"An irritatingly chipper robot",
+	"Androids hanging out in the bar drinking beer",
+	"Gear harnesses",
+	"A seventeen-year-old Captain",
+	"The throbbing erection that the HoS gets at the thought of shooting something",
+	"Trying to stab someone and hugging them instead",
+	"Waking up naked in the maintenance tunnels",
+	"Horrible cloning accidents",
+	"Licking the supermatter due to a dare",
+	"A Quartermaster who WON'T STOP ordering guns",
+	"Teaching a synthetic the Birds and the Bees",
+	"Unnecessary surgery",
+	"My addiction to spiders",
+	"wetskrell.nt",
+	"DOCTOR MAXMAN!",
+	"A group of Skrell getting their squish on",
+	"Enough soporific to put the entire station down",
+	"Delicious Vietnamese cuisine"
+	)
diff --git a/code/modules/games/cardemon.dm b/code/modules/games/cardemon.dm
index 647b1ff8c7..23e8d6e251 100644
--- a/code/modules/games/cardemon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/games/cardemon.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	icon_state = "card_pack_cardemon"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/pack/cardemon/New()
+	..()
 	var/datum/playingcard/P
 	var/i
 	for(i=0; i<5; i++)
diff --git a/code/modules/games/cards.dm b/code/modules/games/cards.dm
index 368bfdd9a5..1ea1a9a356 100644
--- a/code/modules/games/cards.dm
+++ b/code/modules/games/cards.dm
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/deck/cards/New()
 	..()
-
 	var/datum/playingcard/P
 	for(var/suit in list("spades","clubs","diamonds","hearts"))
 
@@ -44,7 +43,6 @@
 			P.back_icon = "card_back"
 			cards += P
 
-
 	for(var/i = 0,i<2,i++)
 		P = new()
 		P.name = "joker"
@@ -135,7 +133,19 @@
 	H.throw_at(get_step(target,target.dir),10,1,H)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/hand/attackby(obj/O as obj, mob/user as mob)
-	if(istype(O,/obj/item/weapon/hand))
+	if(cards.len == 1 && istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/pen))
+		var/datum/playingcard/P = cards[1]
+		if(P.name != "Blank Card")
+			user << "You cannot write on that card."
+			return
+		var/cardtext = sanitize(input(user, "What do you wish to write on the card?", "Card Editing") as text|null, MAX_BOOK_MESSAGE_LEN)
+		if(!cardtext)
+			return
+		P.name = cardtext
+		// SNOWFLAKE FOR CAG, REMOVE IF OTHER CARDS ARE ADDED THAT USE THIS.
+		P.card_icon = "cag_white_card"
+		update_icon()
+	else if(istype(O,/obj/item/weapon/hand))
 		var/obj/item/weapon/hand/H = O
 		for(var/datum/playingcard/P in cards)
 			H.cards += P
@@ -214,7 +224,7 @@
 	if(!discarding || !to_discard[discarding] || !usr || !src) return
 
 	var/datum/playingcard/card = to_discard[discarding]
-	qdel(to_discard)
+	to_discard.Cut()
 
 	var/obj/item/weapon/hand/H = new(src.loc)
 	H.cards += card
@@ -238,7 +248,7 @@
 	if((!concealed || src.loc == user) && cards.len)
 		user << "It contains: "
 		for(var/datum/playingcard/P in cards)
-			user << "The [P.name]."
+			user << "\The [P.name]."
 
 /obj/item/weapon/hand/update_icon(var/direction = 0)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/games/spaceball_cards.dm b/code/modules/games/spaceball_cards.dm
index 7e289ad270..9e0bacd2be 100644
--- a/code/modules/games/spaceball_cards.dm
+++ b/code/modules/games/spaceball_cards.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	icon_state = "card_pack_spaceball"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/pack/spaceball/New()
+	..()
 	var/datum/playingcard/P
 	var/i
 	var/year = 554 + text2num(time2text(world.timeofday, "YYYY"))
diff --git a/code/modules/games/tarot.dm b/code/modules/games/tarot.dm
index b8e8618af0..f5727a0c43 100644
--- a/code/modules/games/tarot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/games/tarot.dm
@@ -17,8 +17,6 @@
 		P.back_icon = "card_back_tarot"
 		cards += P
 	for(var/suit in list("wands","pentacles","cups","swords"))
-
-
 		for(var/number in list("ace","two","three","four","five","six","seven","eight","nine","ten","page","knight","queen","king"))
 			P = new()
 			P.name = "[number] of [suit]"
diff --git a/icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi b/icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi
index a5fa632cb3..04239be49d 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi and b/icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi differ
diff --git a/polaris.dme b/polaris.dme
index d29063995c..72db1bfb64 100644
--- a/polaris.dme
+++ b/polaris.dme
@@ -1154,6 +1154,9 @@
 #include "code\modules\flufftext\Hallucination.dm"
 #include "code\modules\flufftext\TextFilters.dm"
 #include "code\modules\food\recipes_microwave.dm"
+#include "code\modules\games\cah.dm"
+#include "code\modules\games\cah_black_cards.dm"
+#include "code\modules\games\cah_white_cards.dm"
 #include "code\modules\games\cardemon.dm"
 #include "code\modules\games\cards.dm"
 #include "code\modules\games\spaceball_cards.dm"