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[MIRROR] Remove all mention of nazis from code (#7000)
Co-authored-by: Casey <a.roaming.shadow@gmail.com> Co-authored-by: Raeschen <rycoop29@gmail.com>
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"LOSE WEIGHT THREE TIMES FASTER WITH THESE LOW-G MANEUVERS!",
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"SHOCKING FIGURES REVEAL MORE TEENS DIE TO UNATHI HONOUR DUELS THAN GUN VIOLENCE",
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"MY DAUGHTER JOINED A NEURAL COLLECTIVE AND NOW SHE CAN TASTE SPACETIME: FULL STORY INSIDE",
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"WERE THE NAZIS PSYCHIC? ONE HISTORIAN TELLS ALL",
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"TAJARANS: CUTE AND CUDDLY, OR INFILTRATING THE GOVERNMENT? FIND OUT MORE INSIDE",
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"IS THE SOLAR GOVERNMENT CREATING AN AI SUPERINTELLIGENCE NEAR MERCURY? ONE EXPERT REVEALS SHOCKING INSIDER DETAILS!",
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"TOP TEN HISTORICAL FIGURES THAT WERE TWO PROMETHEANS IN A TRENCHCOAT",
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@@ -427,7 +427,6 @@
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"Masturbation.",
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"Me time.",
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"Me.",
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"MechaHitler.",
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"Media coverage.",
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"Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
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"Men.",
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@@ -130,7 +130,7 @@
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battery_lock = 1 // In exchange for balance, you cannot remove the battery. Also there's no sprite for that and I fucking suck at sprites. -Ace
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projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/med
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origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MAGNET = 2, TECH_ILLEGAL = 2) // Illegal tech cuz Space Nazis
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origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MAGNET = 2, TECH_ILLEGAL = 2)
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modifystate = "ep08stun"
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firemodes = list(
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item_state = "brittrenchcoat"
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//For general use
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/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/vest/hoscoat/axis_greatcoat
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/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/vest/hoscoat/ancient_greatcoat
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name = "Greatcoat"
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desc = "Perfect attire for kicking down the doors of suspected dissidents; this coat gives off an imposing look, while offering a luxuriously plush fur liner."
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desc = "This coat gives off an imposing look, while offering a luxuriously plush fur liner."
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icon = 'icons/vore/custom_clothes_vr.dmi'
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icon_state = "greatcoat"
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@@ -241,7 +241,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
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<h2 class="date">August 22, 2012</h2>
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<h3 class="author">Cael_Aislinn updated:</h3>
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<ul class="changes bgimages16">
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<li class="tgs">This server is in the process of running a merge of BS12 and up to date TGcode. This is a significant update, and there will likely be several bugs coming with it.
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<li class="tgs">This server is in the process of running a merge of BS12 and up to date TGcode. This is a significant update, and there will likely be several bugs coming with it.
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See <a href="https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/1671">https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/1671</a> for more information.</li>
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<li class="tgs">The server is now running tgstation2.0.9.dmm. The station layout is functionally the same, but with significant additions from tg. Hopefully, the Antiqua will be ready soon.</li>
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<li class="tgs">Please report all bugs immediately, both in OOC and by making an issue at: <a href="https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/issues/new">https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/issues/new</a></li>
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@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
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<li class="tweak">The Head of Personnel now starts with a clipboard, but without body armor and a helmet. Both items can still be found in the secure locker for emergencies.</li>
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<li class="tweak">Cargo tech and shaft miner wardrobes now include fingerless gloves. Janitor wardrobes now includes a portalathe. Warden wardrobes now includes a jacket.</li>
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<li class="tweak">Medical, security, and tool-belts may now hold any lighter. Medical belts may now hold latex gloves and sterile masks. Security belts may now hold gas masks. Tool-belts may now hold cigarette packs.</li>
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</ul>
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</ul>
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</div>
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<div class="commit sansserif">
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@@ -300,7 +300,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
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<li class="bugfix">Fixed the bug where helmets would not turn off when placed into backpacks.</li>
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<li class="tweak">Added more "cancel" buttons to various dialogs.</li>
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</ul>
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<h3 class="author">CIB updated:</h3>
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<ul class="changes bgimages16">
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<li class="bugfix">Fixed the bug where the preview image in the character creation panel was broken.</li>
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@@ -555,7 +555,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
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<li class="rscadd">Added Flashkirby's RIG and cow sprites!</li>
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<li class="tweak">Removed and added some new AI Ion laws, credit: Ispil.</li>
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</ul>
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<h3 class="author">Abi79 updated:</h3>
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<ul class="changes bgimages16">
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<li class="bugfix">Everyone should now be able to see the properly formatted changelog.</li>
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@@ -851,7 +851,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
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<BR><BR>?How they get on-board: The quartermaster can now set the receiver frequency of his supplycomp circuit board. A bit simplistic as of now, will work on it later. Building a supplycomp with a properly set up circuitboard will give access to the Contraband crate.
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<BR><BR>?How they're used: Unfold the rolled poster on any wall or r_wall to create the poster. There are currently 17 designs, with the possibility of me adding more.
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<BR><BR>?How to get rid of them: You can rip them using your hand... To cleanly extract them and not ruin them for future use, however, you can use a pair of wirecutters.
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<BR><BR>?How they're classified: They're contraband, so it's perfectly okay for security officers to confiscate them. Punishment for contraband-providers (or end-users, if you want to go full nazi) is up to the situational commanding officers.
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<BR><BR>?How they're classified: They're contraband, so it's perfectly okay for security officers to confiscate them. Punishment for contraband-providers is up to the situational commanding officers.
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<li class="tweak">Merged 'Game' and 'Lobby' tabs during pre-game into one tab</li>
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<li class="rscadd">Added the little red x to the late-join job list</li>
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<li class="rscadd">Late-joiners are warned if the shuttle is past the point of recall, and if the shuttle has already left the station</li>
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@@ -8,208 +8,6 @@
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name = "\improper SpacEx reciept"
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info = {"1 x Stechtkin pistol plus ammo - $600<br>1 x silencer - $200<br>shipping charge - $4360<br>total - $5160"}
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//////// 2558 ////////
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/april
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name = "\improper April 2558 report"
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info = {"A good start to the operation: intercepted Nanotrasen military communications.
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A convoy is scheduled to transfer nuclear warheads to a new military base. This
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is as good a chance as any to get our hands on some heavy weaponry, I suggest we take it."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/may
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name = "\improper May 2558 report"
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info = {"I have intercepted faint transmissions from what appears to be some sort of pirate
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radio station. They do not appear to be relevant to my assignment. I also learned that
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the NDV Brutus is back in operation after being taken out of commission during our
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attack in March. Ever since Townes got killed, we've lost our eyes on the inside at
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Nanotrasen. Hence my being here..."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/june
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name = "\improper June 2558 Report"
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info = {"Sounds like Nanotrasen stepped up their recruitment efforts. Virgo is no longer a
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secluded research station, and its scientists are no longer hand-picked. This could
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be a major oppertunity for us to start snooping around."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/july
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name = "\improper July 2558 Report"
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info = {"The crew has at least tripled in size since NT got rid of the application-based
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process of recruitment. We've managed to find a few people interested in aiding
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our cause. From atmospherics sabotoge to straight up bombing the place, we've got
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several people ready to go in posing as nothing but more grey tide. It's perfect."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/august
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name = "\improper August 2558 Report"
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info = {"Sounds like our agents have been successful in rattling things up. With their recuitment
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policies laxed, we've been able to carry out several attacks on the VORE. It sounds like
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we're the least of their problems, though. They've discovered a new technology. Something
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they're calling Redspace."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/september
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name = "\improper September 2558 Report"
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info = {"Something REALLY BAD is brewing at the VORE. This Redspace shit seems to have attracted
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the attention of the cult of Nar-Sie. I think Nanotrasen is trying to weaponize it. We
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need to put a stop to this before Nanotrasen can use these weapons against innocent
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people and rival companies."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/october
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name = "\improper October 2558 Report"
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info = {"Oh my god, if it weren't for the impending doom, I'd be laughing my ass off at
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all the hell VORE has put up with this month. Near mutiny over a retarded clown,
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redspace aliens coming to kill them, and then V.G. Station crew getting mixed up
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in a transfer which led to a major riot where DEATHSQUAD had to come clean up the
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mess! We shouldn't have to worry about the VORE, but they know about something
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called the Citadel. Apparently the cultists are trying to use redspace to bring
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in an army from another dimension. We have no time left. We have to strike while
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there's still something worth saving."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/november
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name = "\improper November 2558 Report"
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info = {"Maybe these VORE people aren't so bad after all. Mike says they actually HELPED during
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our (apparently failed) attack on the Citadel. Shame they work for an evil corporation
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like Nanotrasen though. They seem like a group of okay guys. Anyway, beside that, there
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was a lot of commotion at the VORE recently. Space-time anomalies or something. Some
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crazy guy showed up on the station claiming he's from 1945. The crew seems to think it's
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legit though. Maybe he is. I don't think he is though. I'll keep monitoring the situation."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/december
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name = "\improper December 2558 Report"
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info = {"We hired a merc to capture their top Redspace scientist Kisuke Gema. Unfortunately, Colonel
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Morgan was a fucking idiot as usual and turned his back for half a second, and the nerd cut
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his fucking head off WITH HIS OWN ENERGY SWORD. At least the asshole didn't get any credit
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for it. Sicko fuck took Morgan's severed head back with him as proof, but some janitor found
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it and got all the credit and a big promotion. Just to add insult to injury, Santa visited
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their station. IN PERSON. Meanwhile all I got was fucking socks... Okay fine I did need the
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socks. It's cold as balls on this outpost... Damn it I'm lonely."}
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//////// 2559 ////////
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/january
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name = "\improper January 2559 Report"
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info = {"So, this guy from 1945 is legit. His name is Chase Monroe and he's a former Seargent in
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the USCM or something. Although I feel like the USCM didn't exist in 1945. Also a pirate
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stole one of our ships this month. A week later, the VORE gets attacked by some asshole
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pirate flying one of our ships. Probably the same guy. They managed to take a hostage,
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blow several bombs on the station, and even steal the nuke. VORE's security forces are
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showing serious signs of weakness. Maybe we could exploit this."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/february
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name = "\improper February 2559 Report"
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info = {"Sounds like the World War 2 guy from Earth brought some unwanted friends along. Early
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in the month, a battlecruiser showed up out of nowhere and started shooting up the station
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and Central Command. They even knocked the Brutus out of commission. The Icarus apparently
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sacrificed its self to protect the station and CentCom until the Soviets showed up. I guess
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the Soviets got a beef with these guys too. Sounds like they jacked one of the Soviet's ships.
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Makes sense, because a battleship like that doesn't just appear out of nowhere."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/march
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name = "\improper March 2559 Report"
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info = {"Hard to believe it's already been a year. NT's private navy has been running exercises more
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often than usual. They also replaced the Icarus with a new and more heavily armed cruiser called
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the Daedalus. They also have this new Battlenet AI which brought the VORE crew on a simulated
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reenactment of Operation Magnum. They even had a copy of Townes, played by a cyborg. There have
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been some really cryptic messages popping up though. It's eerily familiar. The message just keeps
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repeating Bible verses and saying 'The Truth will set you free'... It's like what Townes used to
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say about Nanotrasen. The Truth will set us free. The truth about all the atrocities Nanotrasen
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has done over the years."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/april
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name = "\improper April 2559 Report"
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info = {"We were approached today by a man calling himself the 'Werwolf', alleged to be part of that group
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that attacked Nanotrasen in early February. We never understood his motives WHY he attacked them.
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Maybe he was trying to win brownie points with the Syndicate. If that was his goal, he's done well.
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He offered to buy those nukes we stole last year. He also expressed great interest in our singularity
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beacons. He's offered us a huge cache of weapons and a hefty sum in ancient gold and silver artifacts.
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I think we're going to take the deal. When I get confirmation, I'll forward a line to Mike and Dave to
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make the trade."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/may
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name = "\improper May 2559 Report"
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info = {"V.O.R.E. found something. An abandoned space station with a weapon called a mind flayer. There's also
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rumor about some sort of a secret weapon NT was developing; a singularity bomb. Nothing of else of
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real interest to report."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/june
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name = "\improper June 2559 Report"
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info = {"The WW2 guy is dead. Went out in a blaze of glory killing Space Axis. Mike and Dave are pissed.
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They apparently broke protocol and went to help the V.O.R.E. crew in the attack, and they want to
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keep helping. I know it's unorthodox but I have to side with Mike and Dave on this one. Respectfully
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command, if we do not neutralize this so-called Fourth Reich, we'll have an enemy much worse than
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NanoTrasen to deal with. Curiously, NanoTrasen refuses to officially support helping to remove this
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threat. Possible collaberation?"}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/july
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name = "\improper July 2559 Report"
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info = {"USDF ships have been spotted in the area. Admiral Glenn Pink is on board. This guy went MIA almost
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ten years ago, and now he's back? Why? Apparently he's got some kind of connection with V.O.R.E.'s
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captain Ace. Sounds like they're gearing up to go kick some Axis ass. It's like a bad action movie
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plot. I don't know who this Admiral Pink is, but I guess Ace has at least a couple friends in high
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places."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/august
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name = "\improper August 2559 Report"
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info = {"So, the reason Admiral Pink showed up in the last report was because these Space Axis hijacked
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one of his vessels; the USDF Jormungandr or something. Well, the crazy bastards took it back.
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We overheard radio transmissions about some kind of huge mech, bigger than anything we've ever seen
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in regard to exosuits. Tore up the crew bad. Killed a few, wounded all of them, but after-action
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report says someone got close and slapped C4 on its leg while its anti-tank cannon was firing.
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They managed to even capture another one and bring it home. Recommend command try to figure out
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what this mech is, and if we can steal it. Furthermore, Dr. Kisuke Gema was KIA. His mechanical
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arm was destroyed, and with it, all of his genetic information to get around his cloning disorder.
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So he's finally out of our hair."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/september
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name = "\improper September 2559 Report"
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info = {"Of course it's not that simple. The nerd is back from the dead. Wonderful. I don't know how but
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he's back, or they have a fake Kisuke Gema, or whatever bullshit. In other news, the station has
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been slated for demolition. They're shipping a new Mark-3 Exodus-class station from Bay Shipyards
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all the way from the NanoTrasen branch in Nyx. The demolition keeps getting delayed."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/october
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name = "\improper October 2559 Report"
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info = {"Station was demolished and operations were put on pause for a whole week. In other news, captain
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Ace reportedly got a promotion to CentCom but something went wrong. The stronger loyalty implant
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had a negative effect on him and almost killed him. He was quickly demoted back to Captain. This
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could be useful information later. Recommend command investigate thoroughly."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/november
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name = "\improper November 2559 Report"
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info = {"A clown federation owned vessel called the Calypso was discovered in the Virgo system. It was a
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ghost ship. Allegedly everyone on board perished due to a joke so funny that everyone laughed
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themselves to madness, then death. NanoTrasen is trying to cover it up. No one knows why."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/december
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name = "\improper December 2559 Report"
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info = {"The V.O.R.E. discovered a new gateway location; a clown temple. We need to send someone to see
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this. Reportedly it's full of tunnel clowns and these mutants called cluwnes. A clown researcher
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came and tried to study the ruins and translate the glyphs, but I guess he discovered the joke.
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I remember listening to him one week just absolutely losing it. Over the command channel, captain
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Ace and the others talked about what they had to do, how he couldn't go back to the clown planet.
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They never said it outright, but I think Ace put him out of his misery. All I know is the clown
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researcher turned up dead. In other news, someone stole the station's entire cloning facility at
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the end of the month right before Xmas. That shit was hilarious. We gotta find who this guy is
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and see if he wants a job. Ask our contacts on station. Surely one of them knows who's behind
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the heist."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/january
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name = "\improper January 2560 Report"
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info = {"A group of Akula pirates tried to kidnap Kisuke Gema. They succeded, but their leader died of
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his injuries soon after. The other pirates defected. I wonder why?"}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/february
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name = "\improper February 2560 Report"
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info = {"There were a few incidents regarding a redspace anomaly in the chapel but the effects have long
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since subsided. Nothing of major interest otherwise."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/march
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name = "\improper March 2560 Report"
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info = {"Very quiet month. Nothing of interest to report. Perhaps the calm before the storm?"}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/april
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name = "\improper April 2560 Report"
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info = {"A loud, painfully high pitched SSTV signal came across global comms. It seems to be a distress signal
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of some kind. To what, I have no idea. Efforts to trace the signal's origin have fallen inconclusive."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/oddreport
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name = "\improper Odd Report"
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info = {"I wonder how much longer they will accept my empty reports. They will cancel the case soon without
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name = "\improper SpacEx reciept"
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info = {"1 x Stechtkin pistol plus ammo - $600<br>1 x silencer - $200<br>shipping charge - $4360<br>total - $5160"}
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//////// 2558 ////////
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/april
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name = "\improper April 2558 report"
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info = {"A good start to the operation: intercepted Nanotrasen military communications.
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A convoy is scheduled to transfer nuclear warheads to a new military base. This
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is as good a chance as any to get our hands on some heavy weaponry, I suggest we take it."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/may
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name = "\improper May 2558 report"
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info = {"I have intercepted faint transmissions from what appears to be some sort of pirate
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radio station. They do not appear to be relevant to my assignment. I also learned that
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the NDV Brutus is back in operation after being taken out of commission during our
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attack in March. Ever since Townes got killed, we've lost our eyes on the inside at
|
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Nanotrasen. Hence my being here..."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/june
|
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name = "\improper June 2558 Report"
|
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info = {"Sounds like Nanotrasen stepped up their recruitment efforts. Virgo is no longer a
|
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secluded research station, and its scientists are no longer hand-picked. This could
|
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be a major oppertunity for us to start snooping around."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/july
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name = "\improper July 2558 Report"
|
||||
info = {"The crew has at least tripled in size since NT got rid of the application-based
|
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process of recruitment. We've managed to find a few people interested in aiding
|
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our cause. From atmospherics sabotoge to straight up bombing the place, we've got
|
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several people ready to go in posing as nothing but more grey tide. It's perfect."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/august
|
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name = "\improper August 2558 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Sounds like our agents have been successful in rattling things up. With their recuitment
|
||||
policies laxed, we've been able to carry out several attacks on the VORE. It sounds like
|
||||
we're the least of their problems, though. They've discovered a new technology. Something
|
||||
they're calling Redspace."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/september
|
||||
name = "\improper September 2558 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Something REALLY BAD is brewing at the VORE. This Redspace shit seems to have attracted
|
||||
the attention of the cult of Nar-Sie. I think Nanotrasen is trying to weaponize it. We
|
||||
need to put a stop to this before Nanotrasen can use these weapons against innocent
|
||||
people and rival companies."}
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/october
|
||||
name = "\improper October 2558 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Oh my god, if it weren't for the impending doom, I'd be laughing my ass off at
|
||||
all the hell VORE has put up with this month. Near mutiny over a retarded clown,
|
||||
redspace aliens coming to kill them, and then V.G. Station crew getting mixed up
|
||||
in a transfer which led to a major riot where DEATHSQUAD had to come clean up the
|
||||
mess! We shouldn't have to worry about the VORE, but they know about something
|
||||
called the Citadel. Apparently the cultists are trying to use redspace to bring
|
||||
in an army from another dimension. We have no time left. We have to strike while
|
||||
there's still something worth saving."}
|
||||
|
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/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/november
|
||||
name = "\improper November 2558 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Maybe these VORE people aren't so bad after all. Mike says they actually HELPED during
|
||||
our (apparently failed) attack on the Citadel. Shame they work for an evil corporation
|
||||
like Nanotrasen though. They seem like a group of okay guys. Anyway, beside that, there
|
||||
was a lot of commotion at the VORE recently. Space-time anomalies or something. Some
|
||||
crazy guy showed up on the station claiming he's from 1945. The crew seems to think it's
|
||||
legit though. Maybe he is. I don't think he is though. I'll keep monitoring the situation."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/december
|
||||
name = "\improper December 2558 Report"
|
||||
info = {"We hired a merc to capture their top Redspace scientist Kisuke Gema. Unfortunately, Colonel
|
||||
Morgan was a fucking idiot as usual and turned his back for half a second, and the nerd cut
|
||||
his fucking head off WITH HIS OWN ENERGY SWORD. At least the asshole didn't get any credit
|
||||
for it. Sicko fuck took Morgan's severed head back with him as proof, but some janitor found
|
||||
it and got all the credit and a big promotion. Just to add insult to injury, Santa visited
|
||||
their station. IN PERSON. Meanwhile all I got was fucking socks... Okay fine I did need the
|
||||
socks. It's cold as balls on this outpost... Damn it I'm lonely."}
|
||||
|
||||
//////// 2559 ////////
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/january
|
||||
name = "\improper January 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"So, this guy from 1945 is legit. His name is Chase Monroe and he's a former Seargent in
|
||||
the USCM or something. Although I feel like the USCM didn't exist in 1945. Also a pirate
|
||||
stole one of our ships this month. A week later, the VORE gets attacked by some asshole
|
||||
pirate flying one of our ships. Probably the same guy. They managed to take a hostage,
|
||||
blow several bombs on the station, and even steal the nuke. VORE's security forces are
|
||||
showing serious signs of weakness. Maybe we could exploit this."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/february
|
||||
name = "\improper February 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Sounds like the World War 2 guy from Earth brought some unwanted friends along. Early
|
||||
in the month, a battlecruiser showed up out of nowhere and started shooting up the station
|
||||
and Central Command. They even knocked the Brutus out of commission. The Icarus apparently
|
||||
sacrificed its self to protect the station and CentCom until the Soviets showed up. I guess
|
||||
the Soviets got a beef with these guys too. Sounds like they jacked one of the Soviet's ships.
|
||||
Makes sense, because a battleship like that doesn't just appear out of nowhere."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/march
|
||||
name = "\improper March 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Hard to believe it's already been a year. NT's private navy has been running exercises more
|
||||
often than usual. They also replaced the Icarus with a new and more heavily armed cruiser called
|
||||
the Daedalus. They also have this new Battlenet AI which brought the VORE crew on a simulated
|
||||
reenactment of Operation Magnum. They even had a copy of Townes, played by a cyborg. There have
|
||||
been some really cryptic messages popping up though. It's eerily familiar. The message just keeps
|
||||
repeating Bible verses and saying 'The Truth will set you free'... It's like what Townes used to
|
||||
say about Nanotrasen. The Truth will set us free. The truth about all the atrocities Nanotrasen
|
||||
has done over the years."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/april
|
||||
name = "\improper April 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"We were approached today by a man calling himself the 'Werwolf', alleged to be part of that group
|
||||
that attacked Nanotrasen in early February. We never understood his motives WHY he attacked them.
|
||||
Maybe he was trying to win brownie points with the Syndicate. If that was his goal, he's done well.
|
||||
He offered to buy those nukes we stole last year. He also expressed great interest in our singularity
|
||||
beacons. He's offered us a huge cache of weapons and a hefty sum in ancient gold and silver artifacts.
|
||||
I think we're going to take the deal. When I get confirmation, I'll forward a line to Mike and Dave to
|
||||
make the trade."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/may
|
||||
name = "\improper May 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"V.O.R.E. found something. An abandoned space station with a weapon called a mind flayer. There's also
|
||||
rumor about some sort of a secret weapon NT was developing; a singularity bomb. Nothing of else of
|
||||
real interest to report."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/june
|
||||
name = "\improper June 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"The WW2 guy is dead. Went out in a blaze of glory killing Space Axis. Mike and Dave are pissed.
|
||||
They apparently broke protocol and went to help the V.O.R.E. crew in the attack, and they want to
|
||||
keep helping. I know it's unorthodox but I have to side with Mike and Dave on this one. Respectfully
|
||||
command, if we do not neutralize this so-called Fourth Reich, we'll have an enemy much worse than
|
||||
NanoTrasen to deal with. Curiously, NanoTrasen refuses to officially support helping to remove this
|
||||
threat. Possible collaberation?"}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/july
|
||||
name = "\improper July 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"USDF ships have been spotted in the area. Admiral Glenn Pink is on board. This guy went MIA almost
|
||||
ten years ago, and now he's back? Why? Apparently he's got some kind of connection with V.O.R.E.'s
|
||||
captain Ace. Sounds like they're gearing up to go kick some Axis ass. It's like a bad action movie
|
||||
plot. I don't know who this Admiral Pink is, but I guess Ace has at least a couple friends in high
|
||||
places."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/august
|
||||
name = "\improper August 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"So, the reason Admiral Pink showed up in the last report was because these Space Axis hijacked
|
||||
one of his vessels; the USDF Jormungandr or something. Well, the crazy bastards took it back.
|
||||
We overheard radio transmissions about some kind of huge mech, bigger than anything we've ever seen
|
||||
in regard to exosuits. Tore up the crew bad. Killed a few, wounded all of them, but after-action
|
||||
report says someone got close and slapped C4 on its leg while its anti-tank cannon was firing.
|
||||
They managed to even capture another one and bring it home. Recommend command try to figure out
|
||||
what this mech is, and if we can steal it. Furthermore, Dr. Kisuke Gema was KIA. His mechanical
|
||||
arm was destroyed, and with it, all of his genetic information to get around his cloning disorder.
|
||||
So he's finally out of our hair."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/september
|
||||
name = "\improper September 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Of course it's not that simple. The nerd is back from the dead. Wonderful. I don't know how but
|
||||
he's back, or they have a fake Kisuke Gema, or whatever bullshit. In other news, the station has
|
||||
been slated for demolition. They're shipping a new Mark-3 Exodus-class station from Bay Shipyards
|
||||
all the way from the NanoTrasen branch in Nyx. The demolition keeps getting delayed."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/october
|
||||
name = "\improper October 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Station was demolished and operations were put on pause for a whole week. In other news, captain
|
||||
Ace reportedly got a promotion to CentCom but something went wrong. The stronger loyalty implant
|
||||
had a negative effect on him and almost killed him. He was quickly demoted back to Captain. This
|
||||
could be useful information later. Recommend command investigate thoroughly."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/november
|
||||
name = "\improper November 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"A clown federation owned vessel called the Calypso was discovered in the Virgo system. It was a
|
||||
ghost ship. Allegedly everyone on board perished due to a joke so funny that everyone laughed
|
||||
themselves to madness, then death. NanoTrasen is trying to cover it up. No one knows why."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/december
|
||||
name = "\improper December 2559 Report"
|
||||
info = {"The V.O.R.E. discovered a new gateway location; a clown temple. We need to send someone to see
|
||||
this. Reportedly it's full of tunnel clowns and these mutants called cluwnes. A clown researcher
|
||||
came and tried to study the ruins and translate the glyphs, but I guess he discovered the joke.
|
||||
I remember listening to him one week just absolutely losing it. Over the command channel, captain
|
||||
Ace and the others talked about what they had to do, how he couldn't go back to the clown planet.
|
||||
They never said it outright, but I think Ace put him out of his misery. All I know is the clown
|
||||
researcher turned up dead. In other news, someone stole the station's entire cloning facility at
|
||||
the end of the month right before Xmas. That shit was hilarious. We gotta find who this guy is
|
||||
and see if he wants a job. Ask our contacts on station. Surely one of them knows who's behind
|
||||
the heist."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/january
|
||||
name = "\improper January 2560 Report"
|
||||
info = {"A group of Akula pirates tried to kidnap Kisuke Gema. They succeded, but their leader died of
|
||||
his injuries soon after. The other pirates defected. I wonder why?"}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/february
|
||||
name = "\improper February 2560 Report"
|
||||
info = {"There were a few incidents regarding a redspace anomaly in the chapel but the effects have long
|
||||
since subsided. Nothing of major interest otherwise."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/march
|
||||
name = "\improper March 2560 Report"
|
||||
info = {"Very quiet month. Nothing of interest to report. Perhaps the calm before the storm?"}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/april
|
||||
name = "\improper April 2560 Report"
|
||||
info = {"A loud, painfully high pitched SSTV signal came across global comms. It seems to be a distress signal
|
||||
of some kind. To what, I have no idea. Efforts to trace the signal's origin have fallen inconclusive."}
|
||||
|
||||
/obj/item/weapon/paper/crumpled/listeningpost/fanfiction
|
||||
name = "\improper Regarding Latest Report"
|
||||
info = {"I swear to god, Dave, if you send us your stupid 'Futuristic version of VORE' fanfiction instead of actual
|
||||
|
||||
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||||
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|
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||||
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||||
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||||
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|
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Reference in New Issue
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