[MIRROR] Remove all mention of nazis from code (#7000)

Co-authored-by: Casey <a.roaming.shadow@gmail.com>
Co-authored-by: Raeschen <rycoop29@gmail.com>
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"LOSE WEIGHT THREE TIMES FASTER WITH THESE LOW-G MANEUVERS!",
"SHOCKING FIGURES REVEAL MORE TEENS DIE TO UNATHI HONOUR DUELS THAN GUN VIOLENCE",
"MY DAUGHTER JOINED A NEURAL COLLECTIVE AND NOW SHE CAN TASTE SPACETIME: FULL STORY INSIDE",
"WERE THE NAZIS PSYCHIC? ONE HISTORIAN TELLS ALL",
"TAJARANS: CUTE AND CUDDLY, OR INFILTRATING THE GOVERNMENT? FIND OUT MORE INSIDE",
"IS THE SOLAR GOVERNMENT CREATING AN AI SUPERINTELLIGENCE NEAR MERCURY? ONE EXPERT REVEALS SHOCKING INSIDER DETAILS!",
"TOP TEN HISTORICAL FIGURES THAT WERE TWO PROMETHEANS IN A TRENCHCOAT",

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"Masturbation.",
"Me time.",
"Me.",
"MechaHitler.",
"Media coverage.",
"Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
"Men.",

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battery_lock = 1 // In exchange for balance, you cannot remove the battery. Also there's no sprite for that and I fucking suck at sprites. -Ace
projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/med
origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MAGNET = 2, TECH_ILLEGAL = 2) // Illegal tech cuz Space Nazis
origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MAGNET = 2, TECH_ILLEGAL = 2)
modifystate = "ep08stun"
firemodes = list(

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item_state = "brittrenchcoat"
//For general use
/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/vest/hoscoat/axis_greatcoat
/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/vest/hoscoat/ancient_greatcoat
name = "Greatcoat"
desc = "Perfect attire for kicking down the doors of suspected dissidents; this coat gives off an imposing look, while offering a luxuriously plush fur liner."
desc = "This coat gives off an imposing look, while offering a luxuriously plush fur liner."
icon = 'icons/vore/custom_clothes_vr.dmi'
icon_state = "greatcoat"

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<h2 class="date">August 22, 2012</h2>
<h3 class="author">Cael_Aislinn updated:</h3>
<ul class="changes bgimages16">
<li class="tgs">This server is in the process of running a merge of BS12 and up to date TGcode. This is a significant update, and there will likely be several bugs coming with it.
<li class="tgs">This server is in the process of running a merge of BS12 and up to date TGcode. This is a significant update, and there will likely be several bugs coming with it.
See <a href="https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/1671">https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/1671</a> for more information.</li>
<li class="tgs">The server is now running tgstation2.0.9.dmm. The station layout is functionally the same, but with significant additions from tg. Hopefully, the Antiqua will be ready soon.</li>
<li class="tgs">Please report all bugs immediately, both in OOC and by making an issue at: <a href="https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/issues/new">https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/issues/new</a></li>
@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
<li class="tweak">The Head of Personnel now starts with a clipboard, but without body armor and a helmet. Both items can still be found in the secure locker for emergencies.</li>
<li class="tweak">Cargo tech and shaft miner wardrobes now include fingerless gloves. Janitor wardrobes now includes a portalathe. Warden wardrobes now includes a jacket.</li>
<li class="tweak">Medical, security, and tool-belts may now hold any lighter. Medical belts may now hold latex gloves and sterile masks. Security belts may now hold gas masks. Tool-belts may now hold cigarette packs.</li>
</ul>
</ul>
</div>
<div class="commit sansserif">
@@ -300,7 +300,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
<li class="bugfix">Fixed the bug where helmets would not turn off when placed into backpacks.</li>
<li class="tweak">Added more "cancel" buttons to various dialogs.</li>
</ul>
<h3 class="author">CIB updated:</h3>
<ul class="changes bgimages16">
<li class="bugfix">Fixed the bug where the preview image in the character creation panel was broken.</li>
@@ -555,7 +555,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
<li class="rscadd">Added Flashkirby's RIG and cow sprites!</li>
<li class="tweak">Removed and added some new AI Ion laws, credit: Ispil.</li>
</ul>
<h3 class="author">Abi79 updated:</h3>
<ul class="changes bgimages16">
<li class="bugfix">Everyone should now be able to see the properly formatted changelog.</li>
@@ -851,7 +851,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
<BR><BR>?How they get on-board: The quartermaster can now set the receiver frequency of his supplycomp circuit board. A bit simplistic as of now, will work on it later. Building a supplycomp with a properly set up circuitboard will give access to the Contraband crate.
<BR><BR>?How they're used: Unfold the rolled poster on any wall or r_wall to create the poster. There are currently 17 designs, with the possibility of me adding more.
<BR><BR>?How to get rid of them: You can rip them using your hand... To cleanly extract them and not ruin them for future use, however, you can use a pair of wirecutters.
<BR><BR>?How they're classified: They're contraband, so it's perfectly okay for security officers to confiscate them. Punishment for contraband-providers (or end-users, if you want to go full nazi) is up to the situational commanding officers.
<BR><BR>?How they're classified: They're contraband, so it's perfectly okay for security officers to confiscate them. Punishment for contraband-providers is up to the situational commanding officers.
<li class="tweak">Merged 'Game' and 'Lobby' tabs during pre-game into one tab</li>
<li class="rscadd">Added the little red x to the late-join job list</li>
<li class="rscadd">Late-joiners are warned if the shuttle is past the point of recall, and if the shuttle has already left the station</li>

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name = "\improper SpacEx reciept"
info = {"1 x Stechtkin pistol plus ammo - $600<br>1 x silencer - $200<br>shipping charge - $4360<br>total - $5160"}
//////// 2558 ////////
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/april
name = "\improper April 2558 report"
info = {"A good start to the operation: intercepted Nanotrasen military communications.
A convoy is scheduled to transfer nuclear warheads to a new military base. This
is as good a chance as any to get our hands on some heavy weaponry, I suggest we take it."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/may
name = "\improper May 2558 report"
info = {"I have intercepted faint transmissions from what appears to be some sort of pirate
radio station. They do not appear to be relevant to my assignment. I also learned that
the NDV Brutus is back in operation after being taken out of commission during our
attack in March. Ever since Townes got killed, we've lost our eyes on the inside at
Nanotrasen. Hence my being here..."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/june
name = "\improper June 2558 Report"
info = {"Sounds like Nanotrasen stepped up their recruitment efforts. Virgo is no longer a
secluded research station, and its scientists are no longer hand-picked. This could
be a major oppertunity for us to start snooping around."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/july
name = "\improper July 2558 Report"
info = {"The crew has at least tripled in size since NT got rid of the application-based
process of recruitment. We've managed to find a few people interested in aiding
our cause. From atmospherics sabotoge to straight up bombing the place, we've got
several people ready to go in posing as nothing but more grey tide. It's perfect."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/august
name = "\improper August 2558 Report"
info = {"Sounds like our agents have been successful in rattling things up. With their recuitment
policies laxed, we've been able to carry out several attacks on the VORE. It sounds like
we're the least of their problems, though. They've discovered a new technology. Something
they're calling Redspace."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/september
name = "\improper September 2558 Report"
info = {"Something REALLY BAD is brewing at the VORE. This Redspace shit seems to have attracted
the attention of the cult of Nar-Sie. I think Nanotrasen is trying to weaponize it. We
need to put a stop to this before Nanotrasen can use these weapons against innocent
people and rival companies."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/october
name = "\improper October 2558 Report"
info = {"Oh my god, if it weren't for the impending doom, I'd be laughing my ass off at
all the hell VORE has put up with this month. Near mutiny over a retarded clown,
redspace aliens coming to kill them, and then V.G. Station crew getting mixed up
in a transfer which led to a major riot where DEATHSQUAD had to come clean up the
mess! We shouldn't have to worry about the VORE, but they know about something
called the Citadel. Apparently the cultists are trying to use redspace to bring
in an army from another dimension. We have no time left. We have to strike while
there's still something worth saving."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/november
name = "\improper November 2558 Report"
info = {"Maybe these VORE people aren't so bad after all. Mike says they actually HELPED during
our (apparently failed) attack on the Citadel. Shame they work for an evil corporation
like Nanotrasen though. They seem like a group of okay guys. Anyway, beside that, there
was a lot of commotion at the VORE recently. Space-time anomalies or something. Some
crazy guy showed up on the station claiming he's from 1945. The crew seems to think it's
legit though. Maybe he is. I don't think he is though. I'll keep monitoring the situation."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/december
name = "\improper December 2558 Report"
info = {"We hired a merc to capture their top Redspace scientist Kisuke Gema. Unfortunately, Colonel
Morgan was a fucking idiot as usual and turned his back for half a second, and the nerd cut
his fucking head off WITH HIS OWN ENERGY SWORD. At least the asshole didn't get any credit
for it. Sicko fuck took Morgan's severed head back with him as proof, but some janitor found
it and got all the credit and a big promotion. Just to add insult to injury, Santa visited
their station. IN PERSON. Meanwhile all I got was fucking socks... Okay fine I did need the
socks. It's cold as balls on this outpost... Damn it I'm lonely."}
//////// 2559 ////////
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/january
name = "\improper January 2559 Report"
info = {"So, this guy from 1945 is legit. His name is Chase Monroe and he's a former Seargent in
the USCM or something. Although I feel like the USCM didn't exist in 1945. Also a pirate
stole one of our ships this month. A week later, the VORE gets attacked by some asshole
pirate flying one of our ships. Probably the same guy. They managed to take a hostage,
blow several bombs on the station, and even steal the nuke. VORE's security forces are
showing serious signs of weakness. Maybe we could exploit this."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/february
name = "\improper February 2559 Report"
info = {"Sounds like the World War 2 guy from Earth brought some unwanted friends along. Early
in the month, a battlecruiser showed up out of nowhere and started shooting up the station
and Central Command. They even knocked the Brutus out of commission. The Icarus apparently
sacrificed its self to protect the station and CentCom until the Soviets showed up. I guess
the Soviets got a beef with these guys too. Sounds like they jacked one of the Soviet's ships.
Makes sense, because a battleship like that doesn't just appear out of nowhere."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/march
name = "\improper March 2559 Report"
info = {"Hard to believe it's already been a year. NT's private navy has been running exercises more
often than usual. They also replaced the Icarus with a new and more heavily armed cruiser called
the Daedalus. They also have this new Battlenet AI which brought the VORE crew on a simulated
reenactment of Operation Magnum. They even had a copy of Townes, played by a cyborg. There have
been some really cryptic messages popping up though. It's eerily familiar. The message just keeps
repeating Bible verses and saying 'The Truth will set you free'... It's like what Townes used to
say about Nanotrasen. The Truth will set us free. The truth about all the atrocities Nanotrasen
has done over the years."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/april
name = "\improper April 2559 Report"
info = {"We were approached today by a man calling himself the 'Werwolf', alleged to be part of that group
that attacked Nanotrasen in early February. We never understood his motives WHY he attacked them.
Maybe he was trying to win brownie points with the Syndicate. If that was his goal, he's done well.
He offered to buy those nukes we stole last year. He also expressed great interest in our singularity
beacons. He's offered us a huge cache of weapons and a hefty sum in ancient gold and silver artifacts.
I think we're going to take the deal. When I get confirmation, I'll forward a line to Mike and Dave to
make the trade."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/may
name = "\improper May 2559 Report"
info = {"V.O.R.E. found something. An abandoned space station with a weapon called a mind flayer. There's also
rumor about some sort of a secret weapon NT was developing; a singularity bomb. Nothing of else of
real interest to report."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/june
name = "\improper June 2559 Report"
info = {"The WW2 guy is dead. Went out in a blaze of glory killing Space Axis. Mike and Dave are pissed.
They apparently broke protocol and went to help the V.O.R.E. crew in the attack, and they want to
keep helping. I know it's unorthodox but I have to side with Mike and Dave on this one. Respectfully
command, if we do not neutralize this so-called Fourth Reich, we'll have an enemy much worse than
NanoTrasen to deal with. Curiously, NanoTrasen refuses to officially support helping to remove this
threat. Possible collaberation?"}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/july
name = "\improper July 2559 Report"
info = {"USDF ships have been spotted in the area. Admiral Glenn Pink is on board. This guy went MIA almost
ten years ago, and now he's back? Why? Apparently he's got some kind of connection with V.O.R.E.'s
captain Ace. Sounds like they're gearing up to go kick some Axis ass. It's like a bad action movie
plot. I don't know who this Admiral Pink is, but I guess Ace has at least a couple friends in high
places."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/august
name = "\improper August 2559 Report"
info = {"So, the reason Admiral Pink showed up in the last report was because these Space Axis hijacked
one of his vessels; the USDF Jormungandr or something. Well, the crazy bastards took it back.
We overheard radio transmissions about some kind of huge mech, bigger than anything we've ever seen
in regard to exosuits. Tore up the crew bad. Killed a few, wounded all of them, but after-action
report says someone got close and slapped C4 on its leg while its anti-tank cannon was firing.
They managed to even capture another one and bring it home. Recommend command try to figure out
what this mech is, and if we can steal it. Furthermore, Dr. Kisuke Gema was KIA. His mechanical
arm was destroyed, and with it, all of his genetic information to get around his cloning disorder.
So he's finally out of our hair."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/september
name = "\improper September 2559 Report"
info = {"Of course it's not that simple. The nerd is back from the dead. Wonderful. I don't know how but
he's back, or they have a fake Kisuke Gema, or whatever bullshit. In other news, the station has
been slated for demolition. They're shipping a new Mark-3 Exodus-class station from Bay Shipyards
all the way from the NanoTrasen branch in Nyx. The demolition keeps getting delayed."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/october
name = "\improper October 2559 Report"
info = {"Station was demolished and operations were put on pause for a whole week. In other news, captain
Ace reportedly got a promotion to CentCom but something went wrong. The stronger loyalty implant
had a negative effect on him and almost killed him. He was quickly demoted back to Captain. This
could be useful information later. Recommend command investigate thoroughly."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/november
name = "\improper November 2559 Report"
info = {"A clown federation owned vessel called the Calypso was discovered in the Virgo system. It was a
ghost ship. Allegedly everyone on board perished due to a joke so funny that everyone laughed
themselves to madness, then death. NanoTrasen is trying to cover it up. No one knows why."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/december
name = "\improper December 2559 Report"
info = {"The V.O.R.E. discovered a new gateway location; a clown temple. We need to send someone to see
this. Reportedly it's full of tunnel clowns and these mutants called cluwnes. A clown researcher
came and tried to study the ruins and translate the glyphs, but I guess he discovered the joke.
I remember listening to him one week just absolutely losing it. Over the command channel, captain
Ace and the others talked about what they had to do, how he couldn't go back to the clown planet.
They never said it outright, but I think Ace put him out of his misery. All I know is the clown
researcher turned up dead. In other news, someone stole the station's entire cloning facility at
the end of the month right before Xmas. That shit was hilarious. We gotta find who this guy is
and see if he wants a job. Ask our contacts on station. Surely one of them knows who's behind
the heist."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/january
name = "\improper January 2560 Report"
info = {"A group of Akula pirates tried to kidnap Kisuke Gema. They succeded, but their leader died of
his injuries soon after. The other pirates defected. I wonder why?"}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/february
name = "\improper February 2560 Report"
info = {"There were a few incidents regarding a redspace anomaly in the chapel but the effects have long
since subsided. Nothing of major interest otherwise."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/march
name = "\improper March 2560 Report"
info = {"Very quiet month. Nothing of interest to report. Perhaps the calm before the storm?"}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/april
name = "\improper April 2560 Report"
info = {"A loud, painfully high pitched SSTV signal came across global comms. It seems to be a distress signal
of some kind. To what, I have no idea. Efforts to trace the signal's origin have fallen inconclusive."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/oddreport
name = "\improper Odd Report"
info = {"I wonder how much longer they will accept my empty reports. They will cancel the case soon without

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name = "\improper SpacEx reciept"
info = {"1 x Stechtkin pistol plus ammo - $600<br>1 x silencer - $200<br>shipping charge - $4360<br>total - $5160"}
//////// 2558 ////////
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/april
name = "\improper April 2558 report"
info = {"A good start to the operation: intercepted Nanotrasen military communications.
A convoy is scheduled to transfer nuclear warheads to a new military base. This
is as good a chance as any to get our hands on some heavy weaponry, I suggest we take it."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/may
name = "\improper May 2558 report"
info = {"I have intercepted faint transmissions from what appears to be some sort of pirate
radio station. They do not appear to be relevant to my assignment. I also learned that
the NDV Brutus is back in operation after being taken out of commission during our
attack in March. Ever since Townes got killed, we've lost our eyes on the inside at
Nanotrasen. Hence my being here..."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/june
name = "\improper June 2558 Report"
info = {"Sounds like Nanotrasen stepped up their recruitment efforts. Virgo is no longer a
secluded research station, and its scientists are no longer hand-picked. This could
be a major oppertunity for us to start snooping around."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/july
name = "\improper July 2558 Report"
info = {"The crew has at least tripled in size since NT got rid of the application-based
process of recruitment. We've managed to find a few people interested in aiding
our cause. From atmospherics sabotoge to straight up bombing the place, we've got
several people ready to go in posing as nothing but more grey tide. It's perfect."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/august
name = "\improper August 2558 Report"
info = {"Sounds like our agents have been successful in rattling things up. With their recuitment
policies laxed, we've been able to carry out several attacks on the VORE. It sounds like
we're the least of their problems, though. They've discovered a new technology. Something
they're calling Redspace."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/september
name = "\improper September 2558 Report"
info = {"Something REALLY BAD is brewing at the VORE. This Redspace shit seems to have attracted
the attention of the cult of Nar-Sie. I think Nanotrasen is trying to weaponize it. We
need to put a stop to this before Nanotrasen can use these weapons against innocent
people and rival companies."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/october
name = "\improper October 2558 Report"
info = {"Oh my god, if it weren't for the impending doom, I'd be laughing my ass off at
all the hell VORE has put up with this month. Near mutiny over a retarded clown,
redspace aliens coming to kill them, and then V.G. Station crew getting mixed up
in a transfer which led to a major riot where DEATHSQUAD had to come clean up the
mess! We shouldn't have to worry about the VORE, but they know about something
called the Citadel. Apparently the cultists are trying to use redspace to bring
in an army from another dimension. We have no time left. We have to strike while
there's still something worth saving."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/november
name = "\improper November 2558 Report"
info = {"Maybe these VORE people aren't so bad after all. Mike says they actually HELPED during
our (apparently failed) attack on the Citadel. Shame they work for an evil corporation
like Nanotrasen though. They seem like a group of okay guys. Anyway, beside that, there
was a lot of commotion at the VORE recently. Space-time anomalies or something. Some
crazy guy showed up on the station claiming he's from 1945. The crew seems to think it's
legit though. Maybe he is. I don't think he is though. I'll keep monitoring the situation."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/december
name = "\improper December 2558 Report"
info = {"We hired a merc to capture their top Redspace scientist Kisuke Gema. Unfortunately, Colonel
Morgan was a fucking idiot as usual and turned his back for half a second, and the nerd cut
his fucking head off WITH HIS OWN ENERGY SWORD. At least the asshole didn't get any credit
for it. Sicko fuck took Morgan's severed head back with him as proof, but some janitor found
it and got all the credit and a big promotion. Just to add insult to injury, Santa visited
their station. IN PERSON. Meanwhile all I got was fucking socks... Okay fine I did need the
socks. It's cold as balls on this outpost... Damn it I'm lonely."}
//////// 2559 ////////
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/january
name = "\improper January 2559 Report"
info = {"So, this guy from 1945 is legit. His name is Chase Monroe and he's a former Seargent in
the USCM or something. Although I feel like the USCM didn't exist in 1945. Also a pirate
stole one of our ships this month. A week later, the VORE gets attacked by some asshole
pirate flying one of our ships. Probably the same guy. They managed to take a hostage,
blow several bombs on the station, and even steal the nuke. VORE's security forces are
showing serious signs of weakness. Maybe we could exploit this."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/february
name = "\improper February 2559 Report"
info = {"Sounds like the World War 2 guy from Earth brought some unwanted friends along. Early
in the month, a battlecruiser showed up out of nowhere and started shooting up the station
and Central Command. They even knocked the Brutus out of commission. The Icarus apparently
sacrificed its self to protect the station and CentCom until the Soviets showed up. I guess
the Soviets got a beef with these guys too. Sounds like they jacked one of the Soviet's ships.
Makes sense, because a battleship like that doesn't just appear out of nowhere."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/march
name = "\improper March 2559 Report"
info = {"Hard to believe it's already been a year. NT's private navy has been running exercises more
often than usual. They also replaced the Icarus with a new and more heavily armed cruiser called
the Daedalus. They also have this new Battlenet AI which brought the VORE crew on a simulated
reenactment of Operation Magnum. They even had a copy of Townes, played by a cyborg. There have
been some really cryptic messages popping up though. It's eerily familiar. The message just keeps
repeating Bible verses and saying 'The Truth will set you free'... It's like what Townes used to
say about Nanotrasen. The Truth will set us free. The truth about all the atrocities Nanotrasen
has done over the years."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/april
name = "\improper April 2559 Report"
info = {"We were approached today by a man calling himself the 'Werwolf', alleged to be part of that group
that attacked Nanotrasen in early February. We never understood his motives WHY he attacked them.
Maybe he was trying to win brownie points with the Syndicate. If that was his goal, he's done well.
He offered to buy those nukes we stole last year. He also expressed great interest in our singularity
beacons. He's offered us a huge cache of weapons and a hefty sum in ancient gold and silver artifacts.
I think we're going to take the deal. When I get confirmation, I'll forward a line to Mike and Dave to
make the trade."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/may
name = "\improper May 2559 Report"
info = {"V.O.R.E. found something. An abandoned space station with a weapon called a mind flayer. There's also
rumor about some sort of a secret weapon NT was developing; a singularity bomb. Nothing of else of
real interest to report."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/june
name = "\improper June 2559 Report"
info = {"The WW2 guy is dead. Went out in a blaze of glory killing Space Axis. Mike and Dave are pissed.
They apparently broke protocol and went to help the V.O.R.E. crew in the attack, and they want to
keep helping. I know it's unorthodox but I have to side with Mike and Dave on this one. Respectfully
command, if we do not neutralize this so-called Fourth Reich, we'll have an enemy much worse than
NanoTrasen to deal with. Curiously, NanoTrasen refuses to officially support helping to remove this
threat. Possible collaberation?"}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/july
name = "\improper July 2559 Report"
info = {"USDF ships have been spotted in the area. Admiral Glenn Pink is on board. This guy went MIA almost
ten years ago, and now he's back? Why? Apparently he's got some kind of connection with V.O.R.E.'s
captain Ace. Sounds like they're gearing up to go kick some Axis ass. It's like a bad action movie
plot. I don't know who this Admiral Pink is, but I guess Ace has at least a couple friends in high
places."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/august
name = "\improper August 2559 Report"
info = {"So, the reason Admiral Pink showed up in the last report was because these Space Axis hijacked
one of his vessels; the USDF Jormungandr or something. Well, the crazy bastards took it back.
We overheard radio transmissions about some kind of huge mech, bigger than anything we've ever seen
in regard to exosuits. Tore up the crew bad. Killed a few, wounded all of them, but after-action
report says someone got close and slapped C4 on its leg while its anti-tank cannon was firing.
They managed to even capture another one and bring it home. Recommend command try to figure out
what this mech is, and if we can steal it. Furthermore, Dr. Kisuke Gema was KIA. His mechanical
arm was destroyed, and with it, all of his genetic information to get around his cloning disorder.
So he's finally out of our hair."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/september
name = "\improper September 2559 Report"
info = {"Of course it's not that simple. The nerd is back from the dead. Wonderful. I don't know how but
he's back, or they have a fake Kisuke Gema, or whatever bullshit. In other news, the station has
been slated for demolition. They're shipping a new Mark-3 Exodus-class station from Bay Shipyards
all the way from the NanoTrasen branch in Nyx. The demolition keeps getting delayed."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/october
name = "\improper October 2559 Report"
info = {"Station was demolished and operations were put on pause for a whole week. In other news, captain
Ace reportedly got a promotion to CentCom but something went wrong. The stronger loyalty implant
had a negative effect on him and almost killed him. He was quickly demoted back to Captain. This
could be useful information later. Recommend command investigate thoroughly."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/november
name = "\improper November 2559 Report"
info = {"A clown federation owned vessel called the Calypso was discovered in the Virgo system. It was a
ghost ship. Allegedly everyone on board perished due to a joke so funny that everyone laughed
themselves to madness, then death. NanoTrasen is trying to cover it up. No one knows why."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/december
name = "\improper December 2559 Report"
info = {"The V.O.R.E. discovered a new gateway location; a clown temple. We need to send someone to see
this. Reportedly it's full of tunnel clowns and these mutants called cluwnes. A clown researcher
came and tried to study the ruins and translate the glyphs, but I guess he discovered the joke.
I remember listening to him one week just absolutely losing it. Over the command channel, captain
Ace and the others talked about what they had to do, how he couldn't go back to the clown planet.
They never said it outright, but I think Ace put him out of his misery. All I know is the clown
researcher turned up dead. In other news, someone stole the station's entire cloning facility at
the end of the month right before Xmas. That shit was hilarious. We gotta find who this guy is
and see if he wants a job. Ask our contacts on station. Surely one of them knows who's behind
the heist."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/january
name = "\improper January 2560 Report"
info = {"A group of Akula pirates tried to kidnap Kisuke Gema. They succeded, but their leader died of
his injuries soon after. The other pirates defected. I wonder why?"}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/february
name = "\improper February 2560 Report"
info = {"There were a few incidents regarding a redspace anomaly in the chapel but the effects have long
since subsided. Nothing of major interest otherwise."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/march
name = "\improper March 2560 Report"
info = {"Very quiet month. Nothing of interest to report. Perhaps the calm before the storm?"}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/april
name = "\improper April 2560 Report"
info = {"A loud, painfully high pitched SSTV signal came across global comms. It seems to be a distress signal
of some kind. To what, I have no idea. Efforts to trace the signal's origin have fallen inconclusive."}
/obj/item/weapon/paper/crumpled/listeningpost/fanfiction
name = "\improper Regarding Latest Report"
info = {"I swear to god, Dave, if you send us your stupid 'Futuristic version of VORE' fanfiction instead of actual

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