diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
index 76fb1bdd2e..93f2f2718d 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
@@ -233,6 +233,7 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_mod = list(
 	/client/proc/cmd_mod_say,
 	/datum/admins/proc/show_player_info,
 	/client/proc/player_panel_new,
+	/client/proc/dsay,
 	/datum/admins/proc/show_skills,
 	/client/proc/jobbans,
 	/client/proc/cmd_admin_subtle_message 	/*send an message to somebody as a 'voice in their head'*/
@@ -582,8 +583,8 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_mod = list(
 	set category = "Debug"
 	set name = "Kill Air"
 	set desc = "Toggle Air Processing"
-	if(kill_air)
-		kill_air = 0
+	if(air_processing_killed)
+		air_processing_killed = 0
 		usr << "<b>Enabled air processing.</b>"
 	else
 		kill_air = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index e930af3565..a95b9d625e 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -610,7 +610,7 @@
 
 	//JOBBAN'S INNARDS
 	else if(href_list["jobban3"])
-		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_ADMIN))	return
+		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_ADMIN))  return
 
 		var/mob/M = locate(href_list["jobban4"])
 		if(!ismob(M))
@@ -715,7 +715,7 @@
 					href_list["jobban2"] = 1 // lets it fall through and refresh
 					return 1
 				if("No")
-					if(!check_rights(R_BAN))	return
+					if(!check_rights(R_BAN))  return
 					var/reason = input(usr,"Reason?","Please State Reason","") as text|null
 					if(reason)
 						var/msg
@@ -813,7 +813,7 @@
 				DB_ban_unban(ckey(key), BANTYPE_JOB_PERMA, job)
 
 	else if(href_list["newban"])
-		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_BAN))	return
+		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_BAN))  return
 
 		var/mob/M = locate(href_list["newban"])
 		if(!ismob(M)) return
@@ -846,7 +846,7 @@
 				del(M.client)
 				//del(M)	// See no reason why to delete mob. Important stuff can be lost. And ban can be lifted before round ends.
 			if("No")
-				if(check_rights(R_BAN))	 return
+				if(check_rights(R_BAN))   return
 				var/reason = input(usr,"Reason?","reason","Griefer") as text|null
 				if(!reason)
 					return
@@ -887,7 +887,7 @@
 				unjobbanpanel()
 
 	else if(href_list["mute"])
-		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_ADMIN))	return
+		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_ADMIN))  return
 
 		var/mob/M = locate(href_list["mute"])
 		if(!ismob(M))	return
@@ -1407,7 +1407,7 @@
 		if(!istype(H))
 			usr << "This can only be used on instances of type /mob/living/carbon/human"
 			return
-		if(!istype(H.ears, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
+		if(!istype(H.l_ear, /obj/item/device/radio/headset) && !istype(H.r_ear, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
 			usr << "The person you are trying to contact is not wearing a headset"
 			return
 
@@ -1417,14 +1417,14 @@
 		src.owner << "You sent [input] to [H] via a secure channel."
 		log_admin("[src.owner] replied to [key_name(H)]'s Centcomm message with the message [input].")
 		message_admins("[src.owner] replied to [key_name(H)]'s Centcom message with: \"[input]\"")
-		H << "You hear something crackle in your headset for a moment before a voice speaks.  \"Please stand by for a message from Central Command.  Message as follows. [input].  Message ends.\""
+		H << "You hear something crackle in your headset for a moment before a voice speaks.  \"Please stand by for a message from Central Command.  Message as follows. <b>\"[input]\"</b>  Message ends.\""
 
 	else if(href_list["SyndicateReply"])
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = locate(href_list["SyndicateReply"])
 		if(!istype(H))
 			usr << "This can only be used on instances of type /mob/living/carbon/human"
 			return
-		if(!istype(H.ears, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
+		if(!istype(H.l_ear, /obj/item/device/radio/headset) && !istype(H.r_ear, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
 			usr << "The person you are trying to contact is not wearing a headset"
 			return
 
@@ -1433,7 +1433,7 @@
 
 		src.owner << "You sent [input] to [H] via a secure channel."
 		log_admin("[src.owner] replied to [key_name(H)]'s Syndicate message with the message [input].")
-		H << "You hear something crackle in your headset for a moment before a voice speaks.  \"Please stand by for a message from your benefactor.  Message as follows, agent. [input].  Message ends.\""
+		H << "You hear something crackle in your headset for a moment before a voice speaks.  \"Please stand by for a message from your benefactor.  Message as follows, agent. <b>\"[input]\"</b>  Message ends.\""
 
 	else if(href_list["CentcommFaxView"])
 		var/info = locate(href_list["CentcommFaxView"])
@@ -1448,22 +1448,29 @@
 
 		var/customname = input(src.owner, "Pick a title for the report", "Title") as text|null
 
-		for(var/obj/machinery/faxmachine/F in world)
+		for(var/obj/machinery/faxmachine/F in machines)
 			if(! (F.stat & (BROKEN|NOPOWER) ) )
-				var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = new /obj/item/weapon/paper( F.loc )
-				P.name = "[command_name()]- [customname]"
-				P.info = input
-				P.update_icon()
-				playsound(F.loc, "sound/items/polaroid1.ogg", 50, 1)
 
-				// Stamps
-				var/image/stampoverlay = image('icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi')
-				stampoverlay.icon_state = "paper_stamp-cent"
-				if(!P.stamped)
-					P.stamped = new
-				P.stamped += /obj/item/weapon/stamp
-				P.overlays += stampoverlay
-				P.stamps += "<HR><i>This paper has been stamped by the Central Command Quantum Relay.</i>"
+				// animate! it's alive!
+				flick("faxreceive", F)
+
+				// give the sprite some time to flick
+				spawn(20)
+					var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = new /obj/item/weapon/paper( F.loc )
+					P.name = "[command_name()]- [customname]"
+					P.info = input
+					P.update_icon()
+
+					playsound(F.loc, "sound/items/polaroid1.ogg", 50, 1)
+
+					// Stamps
+					var/image/stampoverlay = image('icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi')
+					stampoverlay.icon_state = "paper_stamp-cent"
+					if(!P.stamped)
+						P.stamped = new
+					P.stamped += /obj/item/weapon/stamp
+					P.overlays += stampoverlay
+					P.stamps += "<HR><i>This paper has been stamped by the Central Command Quantum Relay.</i>"
 
 		src.owner << "Message reply to transmitted successfully."
 		log_admin("[key_name(src.owner)] replied to a fax message from [key_name(H)]: [input]")
@@ -1496,7 +1503,7 @@
 		usr.client.cmd_admin_direct_narrate(M)
 
 	else if(href_list["subtlemessage"])
-		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_ADMIN))	return
+		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_ADMIN))  return
 
 		var/mob/M = locate(href_list["subtlemessage"])
 		usr.client.cmd_admin_subtle_message(M)
@@ -1735,6 +1742,21 @@
 				log_admin("[key_name(usr)] spawned a meteor wave", 1)
 				message_admins("\blue [key_name_admin(usr)] spawned a meteor wave.", 1)
 				new /datum/event/meteor_wave
+			if("goblob")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","Blob")
+				log_admin("[key_name(usr)] spawned a blob", 1)
+				message_admins("\blue [key_name_admin(usr)] spawned a blob.", 1)
+				new /datum/event/blob
+
+			if("aliens")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","Aliens")
+				log_admin("[key_name(usr)] spawned an alien infestation", 1)
+				message_admins("\blue [key_name_admin(usr)] attempted an alien infestation", 1)
+				new /datum/event/alien_infestation
+
+
 			if("power")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","P")
@@ -1969,6 +1991,76 @@
 					spawn(0)
 						sleep(rand(30,400))
 						Wall.ex_act(rand(2,1)) */
+			if("wave")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","MW")
+				new /datum/event/meteor_wave
+
+			if("gravanomalies")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","GA")
+				command_alert("Gravitational anomalies detected on the station. There is no additional data.", "Anomaly Alert")
+				world << sound('sound/AI/granomalies.ogg')
+				var/turf/T = pick(blobstart)
+				var/obj/effect/bhole/bh = new /obj/effect/bhole( T.loc, 30 )
+				spawn(rand(100, 600))
+					del(bh)
+
+			if("timeanomalies")	//dear god this code was awful :P Still needs further optimisation
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","STA")
+				//moved to its own dm so I could split it up and prevent the spawns copying variables over and over
+				//can be found in code\game\game_modes\events\wormholes.dm
+				wormhole_event()
+
+			if("goblob")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","BL")
+				mini_blob_event()
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned blob", 1)
+			if("aliens")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","AL")
+				if(aliens_allowed)
+					new /datum/event/alien_infestation
+					message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned aliens", 1)
+			if("alien_silent")								//replaces the spawn_xeno verb
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","ALS")
+				if(aliens_allowed)
+					create_xeno()
+			if("spiders")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","SL")
+				new /datum/event/spider_infestation
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned spiders", 1)
+			if("comms_blackout")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","CB")
+				var/answer = alert(usr, "Would you like to alert the crew?", "Alert", "Yes", "No")
+				if(answer == "Yes")
+					communications_blackout(0)
+				else
+					communications_blackout(1)
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] triggered a communications blackout.", 1)
+			if("spaceninja")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","SN")
+				if(toggle_space_ninja)
+					if(space_ninja_arrival())//If the ninja is actually spawned. They may not be depending on a few factors.
+						message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has sent in a space ninja", 1)
+			if("carp")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","C")
+				var/choice = input("You sure you want to spawn carp?") in list("Badmin", "Cancel")
+				if(choice == "Badmin")
+					message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned carp.", 1)
+					new /datum/event/carp_migration
+			if("radiation")
+				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
+				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","R")
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has has irradiated the station", 1)
+				new /datum/event/radiation_storm
 			if("immovable")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","IR")
@@ -2127,13 +2219,13 @@
 			if("spacevines")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","K")
-				//new /datum/event/spacevine
+				new /datum/event/spacevine
 				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has spawned spacevines", 1)
 			if("onlyone")
 				feedback_inc("admin_secrets_fun_used",1)
 				feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_fun_used","OO")
 				usr.client.only_one()
-//				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has triggered a battle to the death (only one)")
+				message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] has triggered a battle to the death (only one)")
 		if(usr)
 			log_admin("[key_name(usr)] used secret [href_list["secretsfun"]]")
 			if (ok)
@@ -2501,4 +2593,4 @@
 				show_player_info(ckey)
 			if("list")
 				PlayerNotesPage(text2num(href_list["index"]))
-		return
+		return
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