diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/briefcase.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/briefcase.dm
index f6addee005..e0f28976f0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/briefcase.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/briefcase.dm
@@ -10,40 +10,3 @@
 	w_class = 4.0
 	max_w_class = 3
 	max_combined_w_class = 16
-
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/briefcase/New()
-	..()
-
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/briefcase/attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
-	//..()
-
-	if ((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
-		user << "\red The [src] slips out of your hand and hits your head."
-		user.take_organ_damage(10)
-		user.Paralyse(2)
-		return
-
-
-	M.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='orange'>Has been attacked with [src.name] by [user.name] ([user.ckey])</font>")
-	user.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='red'>Used the [src.name] to attack [M.name] ([M.ckey])</font>")
-	msg_admin_attack("[user.name] ([user.ckey]) attacked [M.name] ([M.ckey]) with [src.name] (INTENT: [uppertext(user.a_intent)]) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminmoreinfo=\ref[user]'>?</A>)")
-
-	if (M.stat < 2 && M.health < 50 && prob(90))
-		var/mob/H = M
-		// ******* Check
-		if ((istype(H, /mob/living/carbon/human) && istype(H, /obj/item/clothing/head) && H.flags & 8 && prob(80)))
-			M << "\red The helmet protects you from being hit hard in the head!"
-			return
-		var/time = rand(2, 6)
-		if (prob(75))
-			M.Paralyse(time)
-		else
-			M.Stun(time)
-		if(M.stat != 2)	M.stat = 1
-		for(var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
-			O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has been knocked unconscious!</B>", M), 1, "\red You hear someone fall.", 2)
-	else
-		M << text("\red [] tried to knock you unconcious!",user)
-		M.eye_blurry += 3
-
-	return