diff --git a/code/game/atoms.dm b/code/game/atoms.dm
index d40d10bf93..628a707af4 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms.dm
@@ -67,9 +67,6 @@
 		return flags & INSERT_CONTAINER
 */
 
-/atom/proc/meteorhit(obj/meteor as obj)
-	return
-
 /atom/proc/allow_drop()
 	return 1
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
index 74fb9ee507..d1b82af940 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 
 		else if (istype(clong, /mob))
 			if(clong.density || prob(10))
-				clong.meteorhit(src)
+				clong.ex_act(1)
 		else
 			qdel(src)
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events/dust.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events/dust.dm
index 13cdb511e8..492b932e46 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events/dust.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events/dust.dm
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@ The "dust" will damage the hull of the station causin minor hull breaches.
 				playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
 
 				if(ismob(A))
-					A.meteorhit(src)//This should work for now I guess
+					A.ex_act(strength)//This should work for now I guess
 				else if(!istype(A,/obj/machinery/power/emitter) && !istype(A,/obj/machinery/field_generator)) //Protect the singularity from getting released every round!
 					A.ex_act(strength) //Changing emitter/field gen ex_act would make it immune to bombs and C4
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteor.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteor.dm
index 335360d40d..593f4a3d22 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteor.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteor.dm
@@ -9,14 +9,16 @@
 	votable = 0
 	uplink_welcome = "EVIL METEOR Uplink Console:"
 	deny_respawn = 1
+	var/next_wave = METEOR_DELAY
 
 /datum/game_mode/meteor/post_setup()
 	defer_powernet_rebuild = 2//Might help with the lag
 	..()
 
 /datum/game_mode/meteor/process()
-	if(world.time >= METEOR_DELAY)
-		spawn() spawn_meteors(6)
+	if(world.time >= next_wave)
+		next_wave = world.time + meteor_wave_delay
+		spawn() spawn_meteors(6, meteors_normal)
 
 /datum/game_mode/meteor/declare_completion()
 	var/text
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteors.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteors.dm
index 06d9b291a2..96367b4a11 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteors.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteors.dm
@@ -1,167 +1,259 @@
 /var/const/meteor_wave_delay = 625 //minimum wait between waves in tenths of seconds
 //set to at least 100 unless you want evarr ruining every round
 
-/var/const/meteors_in_wave = 50
-/var/const/meteors_in_small_wave = 10
+//Meteors probability of spawning during a given wave
+/var/list/meteors_normal = list(/obj/effect/meteor/dust=3, /obj/effect/meteor/medium=8, /obj/effect/meteor/big=3, \
+						  /obj/effect/meteor/flaming=1, /obj/effect/meteor/irradiated=3) //for normal meteor event
 
-/proc/meteor_wave(var/number = meteors_in_wave)
-	if(!ticker || wavesecret)
-		return
+/var/list/meteors_threatening = list(/obj/effect/meteor/medium=4, /obj/effect/meteor/big=8, \
+						  /obj/effect/meteor/flaming=3, /obj/effect/meteor/irradiated=3) //for threatening meteor event
 
-	wavesecret = 1
-	for(var/i = 0 to number)
-		spawn(rand(10,100))
-			spawn_meteor()
-	spawn(meteor_wave_delay)
-		wavesecret = 0
+/var/list/meteors_catastrophic = list(/obj/effect/meteor/medium=5, /obj/effect/meteor/big=75, \
+						  /obj/effect/meteor/flaming=10, /obj/effect/meteor/irradiated=10, /obj/effect/meteor/tunguska = 1) //for catastrophic meteor event
 
-/proc/spawn_meteors(var/number = meteors_in_small_wave)
+/var/list/meteors_dust = list(/obj/effect/meteor/dust) //for space dust event
+
+
+///////////////////////////////
+//Meteor spawning global procs
+///////////////////////////////
+
+/proc/spawn_meteors(var/number = 10, var/list/meteortypes)
 	for(var/i = 0; i < number; i++)
-		spawn(0)
-			spawn_meteor()
+		spawn_meteor(meteortypes)
 
-/proc/spawn_meteor()
-
-	var/startx
-	var/starty
-	var/endx
-	var/endy
+/proc/spawn_meteor(var/list/meteortypes)
 	var/turf/pickedstart
 	var/turf/pickedgoal
 	var/max_i = 10//number of tries to spawn meteor.
-
-
-	do
-		switch(pick(1,2,3,4))
-			if(1) //NORTH
-				starty = world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
-				startx = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
-				endy = TRANSITIONEDGE
-				endx = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE)
-			if(2) //EAST
-				starty = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1),world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
-				startx = world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
-				endy = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE)
-				endx = TRANSITIONEDGE
-			if(3) //SOUTH
-				starty = (TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
-				startx = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
-				endy = world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE
-				endx = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE)
-			if(4) //WEST
-				starty = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
-				startx = (TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
-				endy = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE,world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE)
-				endx = world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE
-
-		pickedstart = locate(startx, starty, 1)
-		pickedgoal = locate(endx, endy, 1)
+	while (!istype(pickedstart, /turf/space))
+		var/startSide = pick(cardinal)
+		pickedstart = spaceDebrisStartLoc(startSide, 1)
+		pickedgoal = spaceDebrisFinishLoc(startSide, 1)
 		max_i--
-		if(max_i<=0) return
-
-	while (!istype(pickedstart, /turf/space)) //FUUUCK, should never happen.
-
-
-	var/obj/effect/meteor/M
-	switch(rand(1, 100))
-
-		if(1 to 10)
-			M = new /obj/effect/meteor/big( pickedstart )
-		if(11 to 75)
-			M = new /obj/effect/meteor( pickedstart )
-		if(76 to 100)
-			M = new /obj/effect/meteor/small( pickedstart )
-
+		if(max_i<=0)
+			return
+	var/Me = pickweight(meteortypes)
+	var/obj/effect/meteor/M = new Me(pickedstart)
 	M.dest = pickedgoal
+	M.z_original = 1
 	spawn(0)
 		walk_towards(M, M.dest, 1)
-
 	return
 
+/proc/spaceDebrisStartLoc(startSide, Z)
+	var/starty
+	var/startx
+	switch(startSide)
+		if(1) //NORTH
+			starty = world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
+			startx = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
+		if(2) //EAST
+			starty = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1),world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
+			startx = world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
+		if(3) //SOUTH
+			starty = (TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
+			startx = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
+		if(4) //WEST
+			starty = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
+			startx = (TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
+	var/turf/T = locate(startx, starty, Z)
+	return T
+
+/proc/spaceDebrisFinishLoc(startSide, Z)
+	var/endy
+	var/endx
+	switch(startSide)
+		if(1) //NORTH
+			endy = TRANSITIONEDGE
+			endx = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE)
+		if(2) //EAST
+			endy = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE)
+			endx = TRANSITIONEDGE
+		if(3) //SOUTH
+			endy = world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE
+			endx = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE)
+		if(4) //WEST
+			endy = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE,world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE)
+			endx = world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE
+	var/turf/T = locate(endx, endy, Z)
+	return T
+
+///////////////////////
+//The meteor effect
+//////////////////////
+
 /obj/effect/meteor
-	name = "meteor"
+	name = "the concept of meteor"
+	desc = "You should probably run instead of gawking at this."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/meteor.dmi'
-	icon_state = "flaming"
+	icon_state = "small"
 	density = 1
-	anchored = 1.0
-	var/hits = 1
-	var/detonation_chance = 15
-	var/power = 4
-	var/power_step = 1
+	anchored = 1
+	var/hits = 4
+	var/hitpwr = 2 //Level of ex_act to be called on hit.
 	var/dest
 	pass_flags = PASSTABLE
+	var/heavy = 0
+	var/meteorsound = 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg'
+	var/z_original = 1
 
-/obj/effect/meteor/small
-	name = "small meteor"
-	icon_state = "smallf"
-	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE
-	power = 2
+	var/meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/iron
+	var/dropamt = 2
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/Move()
+	if(z != z_original || loc == dest)
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+
+	. = ..() //process movement...
+
+	if(.)//.. if did move, ram the turf we get in
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(loc)
+		ram_turf(T)
+
+		if(prob(10) && !istype(T, /turf/space))//randomly takes a 'hit' from ramming
+			get_hit()
+
+	return .
 
 /obj/effect/meteor/Destroy()
 	walk(src,0) //this cancels the walk_towards() proc
 	..()
 
+/obj/effect/meteor/New()
+	..()
+	//SpinAnimation()
+
 /obj/effect/meteor/Bump(atom/A)
-	spawn(0)
+	if(A)
+		ram_turf(get_turf(A))
+		playsound(src.loc, meteorsound, 40, 1)
+		get_hit()
 
-		if (A)
-			A.meteorhit(src)
-			playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
-		if (--src.hits <= 0)
+/obj/effect/meteor/proc/ram_turf(var/turf/T)
+	//first bust whatever is in the turf
+	for(var/atom/A in T)
+		if(A != src)
+			A.ex_act(hitpwr)
 
-			//Prevent meteors from blowing up the singularity's containment.
-			//Changing emitter and generator ex_act would result in them being bomb and C4 proof.
-			if(!istype(A,/obj/machinery/power/emitter) && \
-				!istype(A,/obj/machinery/field_generator) && \
-				prob(detonation_chance))
-				explosion(loc, power, power + power_step, power + power_step * 2, power + power_step * 3, 0)
-			qdel(src)
-	return
+	//then, ram the turf if it still exists
+	if(T)
+		T.ex_act(hitpwr)
 
 
-/obj/effect/meteor/ex_act(severity)
-
-	if (severity < 4)
+//process getting 'hit' by colliding with a dense object
+//or randomly when ramming turfs
+/obj/effect/meteor/proc/get_hit()
+	hits--
+	if(hits <= 0)
+		make_debris()
+		meteor_effect(heavy)
 		qdel(src)
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/ex_act()
 	return
 
-/obj/effect/meteor/big
-	name = "big meteor"
-	hits = 5
-	power = 1
-
-	ex_act(severity)
-		return
-
-	Bump(atom/A)
-		spawn(0)
-			//Prevent meteors from blowing up the singularity's containment.
-			//Changing emitter and generator ex_act would result in them being bomb and C4 proof
-			if(!istype(A,/obj/machinery/power/emitter) && \
-				!istype(A,/obj/machinery/field_generator))
-				if(--src.hits <= 0)
-					qdel(src) //Dont blow up singularity containment if we get stuck there.
-
-			if (A)
-				for(var/mob/M in player_list)
-					var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
-					if(!T || T.z != src.z)
-						continue
-					shake_camera(M, 3, get_dist(M.loc, src.loc) > 20 ? 1 : 3)
-					playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
-				explosion(src.loc, 0, 1, 2, 3, 0)
-
-			if (--src.hits <= 0)
-				if(prob(detonation_chance) && !istype(A, /obj/structure/grille))
-					explosion(loc, power, power + power_step, power + power_step * 2, power + power_step * 3, 0)
-				qdel(src)
-		return
-
-/obj/effect/meteor/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
+/obj/effect/meteor/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/pickaxe))
 		qdel(src)
 		return
-	..()
+	..()
 
-/obj/effect/meteor/touch_map_edge()
-	qdel(src)
+/obj/effect/meteor/proc/make_debris()
+	for(var/throws = dropamt, throws > 0, throws--)
+		var/obj/item/O = new meteordrop(get_turf(src))
+		O.throw_at(dest, 5, 10)
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/proc/meteor_effect(var/sound=1)
+	if(sound)
+		for(var/mob/M in player_list)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
+			if(!T || T.z != src.z)
+				continue
+			var/dist = get_dist(M.loc, src.loc)
+			shake_camera(M, dist > 20 ? 3 : 5, dist > 20 ? 1 : 3)
+			M.playsound_local(src.loc, meteorsound, 50, 1, get_rand_frequency(), 10)
+
+///////////////////////
+//Meteor types
+///////////////////////
+
+//Dust
+/obj/effect/meteor/dust
+	name = "space dust"
+	icon_state = "dust"
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE
+	hits = 1
+	hitpwr = 3
+	meteorsound = 'sound/weapons/throwtap.ogg'
+	meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/glass
+
+//Medium-sized
+/obj/effect/meteor/medium
+	name = "meteor"
+	dropamt = 3
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/medium/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 0, 1, 2, 3, 0)
+
+//Large-sized
+/obj/effect/meteor/big
+	name = "big meteor"
+	icon_state = "large"
+	hits = 6
+	heavy = 1
+	dropamt = 4
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/big/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 1, 2, 3, 4, 0)
+
+//Flaming meteor
+/obj/effect/meteor/flaming
+	name = "flaming meteor"
+	icon_state = "flaming"
+	hits = 5
+	heavy = 1
+	meteorsound = 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
+	meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/phoron
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/flaming/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 1, 2, 3, 4, 0, 0, 5)
+
+//Radiation meteor
+/obj/effect/meteor/irradiated
+	name = "glowing meteor"
+	icon_state = "glowing"
+	heavy = 1
+	meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/uranium
+
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/irradiated/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 0, 0, 4, 3, 0)
+	new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/greenglow(get_turf(src))
+	for(var/mob/living/L in view(5, src))
+		L.apply_effect(40, IRRADIATE)
+
+//Station buster Tunguska
+/obj/effect/meteor/tunguska
+	name = "tunguska meteor"
+	icon_state = "flaming"
+	desc = "Your life briefly passes before your eyes the moment you lay them on this monstruosity"
+	hits = 30
+	hitpwr = 1
+	heavy = 1
+	meteorsound = 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
+	meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/phoron
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/tunguska/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 5, 10, 15, 20, 0)
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/tunguska/Bump()
+	..()
+	if(prob(20))
+		explosion(src.loc,2,4,6,8)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/atmoalter/canister.dm b/code/game/machinery/atmoalter/canister.dm
index c84d030cc4..21550121cd 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/atmoalter/canister.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/atmoalter/canister.dm
@@ -240,11 +240,6 @@ update_flag
 		healthcheck()
 	..()
 
-/obj/machinery/portable_atmospherics/canister/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-	src.health = 0
-	healthcheck()
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/portable_atmospherics/canister/attackby(var/obj/item/weapon/W as obj, var/mob/user as mob)
 	if(!istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/wrench) && !istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/tank) && !istype(W, /obj/item/device/analyzer) && !istype(W, /obj/item/device/pda))
 		visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [user] hits \the [src] with \a [W]!</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/bots/bots.dm b/code/game/machinery/bots/bots.dm
index ad9a964ca9..803615adaf 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/bots/bots.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/bots/bots.dm
@@ -86,10 +86,6 @@
 	..()
 	healthcheck()
 
-/obj/machinery/bot/meteorhit()
-	src.explode()
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/bot/blob_act()
 	src.health -= rand(20,40)*fire_dam_coeff
 	healthcheck()
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/computer.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/computer.dm
index b32f9e9daa..74edf74ea9 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/computer.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/computer.dm
@@ -20,16 +20,6 @@
 		return 0
 	return 1
 
-/obj/machinery/computer/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-	for(var/x in verbs)
-		verbs -= x
-	set_broken()
-	var/datum/effect/effect/system/smoke_spread/smoke = PoolOrNew(/datum/effect/effect/system/smoke_spread)
-	smoke.set_up(5, 0, src)
-	smoke.start()
-	return
-
-
 /obj/machinery/computer/emp_act(severity)
 	if(prob(20/severity)) set_broken()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer3/computer.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer3/computer.dm
index 902d8ef1a4..6b6a2f8491 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer3/computer.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer3/computer.dm
@@ -75,15 +75,15 @@
 		set name = "Reset Computer"
 		set category = "Object"
 		set src in view(1)
-		
+
 		if(usr.stat || usr.restrained() || usr.lying || !istype(usr, /mob/living))
 			usr << "<span class='warning'>You can't do that.</span>"
 			return
-		
+
 		if(!Adjacent(usr))
 			usr << "You can't reach it."
 			return
-		
+
 		Reset()
 
 	New(var/L, var/built = 0)
@@ -199,14 +199,6 @@
 
 		// todo does this do enough
 
-
-	meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-		for(var/x in verbs)
-			verbs -= x
-		set_broken()
-		return
-
-
 	emp_act(severity)
 		if(prob(20/severity)) set_broken()
 		..()
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
index e3c8607b88..73501f283d 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
@@ -127,11 +127,6 @@ for reference:
 				dismantle()
 			return
 
-/obj/structure/barricade/meteorhit()
-	visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] is smashed apart!</span>")
-	dismantle()
-	return
-
 /obj/structure/barricade/blob_act()
 	src.health -= 25
 	if (src.health <= 0)
@@ -252,10 +247,6 @@ for reference:
 			anchored = !anchored
 			icon_state = "barrier[src.locked]"
 
-	meteorhit()
-		src.explode()
-		return
-
 	blob_act()
 		src.health -= 25
 		if (src.health <= 0)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm b/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
index 69dc698795..9f5a831b16 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
@@ -146,10 +146,6 @@
 		else				do_animate("deny")
 	return
 
-/obj/machinery/door/meteorhit(obj/M as obj)
-	src.open()
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/door/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	..()
 
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm b/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
index 424971cc71..1383bf56e7 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
@@ -200,10 +200,6 @@ For the other part of the code, check silicon say.dm. Particularly robot talk.*/
 	qdel(src)
 	return
 
-/obj/machinery/hologram/meteorhit()
-	qdel(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/hologram/holopad/Destroy()
 	for (var/mob/living/silicon/ai/master in masters)
 		clear_holo(master)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/turrets.dm b/code/game/machinery/turrets.dm
index e04034ad93..a3ac073a90 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/turrets.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/turrets.dm
@@ -399,10 +399,6 @@
 		qdel(src)
 		return
 
-	meteorhit()
-		qdel(src)
-		return
-
 	attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
 		user.set_machine(src)
 		var/dat = {"<html>
diff --git a/code/game/mecha/mecha.dm b/code/game/mecha/mecha.dm
index 2d5c2201bd..32fc2e0123 100644
--- a/code/game/mecha/mecha.dm
+++ b/code/game/mecha/mecha.dm
@@ -648,10 +648,6 @@
 	return
 */
 
-//TODO
-/obj/mecha/meteorhit()
-	return ex_act(rand(1,3))//should do for now
-
 /obj/mecha/emp_act(severity)
 	if(get_charge())
 		use_power((cell.charge/2)/severity)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/aliens.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/aliens.dm
index d9e88e70e0..cd6d1e76d3 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/aliens.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/aliens.dm
@@ -82,11 +82,6 @@
 	healthcheck()
 	return
 
-/obj/effect/alien/resin/meteorhit()
-	health-=50
-	healthcheck()
-	return
-
 /obj/effect/alien/resin/hitby(AM as mob|obj)
 	..()
 	for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
index 867c5155e0..e9670ce4d7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
@@ -217,10 +217,6 @@
 	health = 0
 	healthcheck()
 
-/obj/effect/energy_net/meteorhit()
-	health = 0
-	healthcheck()
-
 /obj/effect/energy_net/attack_hand(var/mob/user)
 
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures.dm b/code/game/objects/structures.dm
index 8039814f4f..1f25043e89 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures.dm
@@ -32,9 +32,6 @@
 	if(prob(50))
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/structure/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	qdel(src)
-
 /obj/structure/attack_tk()
 	return
 
@@ -50,9 +47,6 @@
 		if(3.0)
 			return
 
-/obj/structure/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	qdel(src)
-
 /obj/structure/New()
 	..()
 	if(climbable)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
index e66d5c488a..7d2ca17eb9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
@@ -210,13 +210,6 @@
 			A.loc = src.loc
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/structure/closet/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	if(O.icon_state == "flaming")
-		for(var/mob/M in src)
-			M.meteorhit(O)
-		src.dump_contents()
-		qdel(src)
-
 /obj/structure/closet/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
 	if(src.opened)
 		if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
index b59cd62dfa..5458f3da94 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
@@ -80,12 +80,15 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/toggle()
 	return
 
-/obj/structure/closet/statue/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
-	health -= Proj.damage
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/proc/check_health()
 	if(health <= 0)
 		for(var/mob/M in src)
 			shatter(M)
 
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
+	health -= Proj.damage
+	check_health()
+
 	return
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/attack_generic(var/mob/user, damage, attacktext, environment_smash)
@@ -97,19 +100,17 @@
 	for(var/mob/M in src)
 		shatter(M)
 
-/obj/structure/closet/statue/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	if(O.icon_state == "flaming")
-		for(var/mob/M in src)
-			M.meteorhit(O)
-			shatter(M)
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/ex_act(severity)
+	for(var/mob/M in src)
+		M.ex_act(severity)
+		health -= 60 / severity
+		check_health()
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/attackby(obj/item/I as obj, mob/user as mob)
 	health -= I.force
 	user.do_attack_animation(src)
 	visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] strikes [src] with [I].</span>")
-	if(health <= 0)
-		for(var/mob/M in src)
-			shatter(M)
+	check_health()
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/MouseDrop_T()
 	return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/displaycase.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/displaycase.dm
index 3c5d5ec849..bc6217f774 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/displaycase.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/displaycase.dm
@@ -43,13 +43,6 @@
 			occupied = 0
 		qdel(src)
 
-
-/obj/structure/displaycase/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-		new /obj/item/weapon/material/shard( src.loc )
-		new /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/captain( src.loc )
-		qdel(src)
-
-
 /obj/structure/displaycase/proc/healthcheck()
 	if (src.health <= 0)
 		if (!( src.destroyed ))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
index fa7a448bd6..cc154918e6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
@@ -19,9 +19,6 @@
 /obj/structure/grille/blob_act()
 	qdel(src)
 
-/obj/structure/grille/meteorhit(var/obj/M)
-	qdel(src)
-
 /obj/structure/grille/update_icon()
 	if(destroyed)
 		icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]-b"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/inflatable.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/inflatable.dm
index cd8fad5ec5..f31b098b5b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/inflatable.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/inflatable.dm
@@ -63,9 +63,6 @@
 /obj/structure/inflatable/blob_act()
 	deflate(1)
 
-/obj/structure/inflatable/meteorhit()
-	deflate(1)
-
 /obj/structure/inflatable/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
 		add_fingerprint(user)
 		return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/lamarr_cage.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/lamarr_cage.dm
index 8c3cc5e6f2..13d6694822 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/lamarr_cage.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/lamarr_cage.dm
@@ -39,13 +39,6 @@
 		Break()
 		qdel(src)
 
-
-/obj/structure/lamarr/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-		new /obj/item/weapon/material/shard( src.loc )
-		Break()
-		qdel(src)
-
-
 /obj/structure/lamarr/proc/healthcheck()
 	if (src.health <= 0)
 		if (!( src.destroyed ))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/safe.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/safe.dm
index 199635cd0f..0bbfe9f2f0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/safe.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/safe.dm
@@ -167,11 +167,6 @@ obj/structure/safe/blob_act()
 obj/structure/safe/ex_act(severity)
 	return
 
-
-obj/structure/safe/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	return
-
-
 //FLOOR SAFES
 /obj/structure/safe/floor
 	name = "floor safe"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/window.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/window.dm
index 26bc16e070..1fec557b8d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/window.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/window.dm
@@ -125,10 +125,6 @@
 /obj/structure/window/blob_act()
 	shatter()
 
-
-/obj/structure/window/meteorhit()
-	shatter()
-
 //TODO: Make full windows a separate type of window.
 //Once a full window, it will always be a full window, so there's no point
 //having the same type for both.
diff --git a/code/game/turfs/simulated/walls.dm b/code/game/turfs/simulated/walls.dm
index 65b40e1fdf..8015c47c8c 100644
--- a/code/game/turfs/simulated/walls.dm
+++ b/code/game/turfs/simulated/walls.dm
@@ -233,16 +233,6 @@ var/list/global/wall_cache = list()
 //	F.sd_LumReset()		//TODO: ~Carn
 	return
 
-/turf/simulated/wall/meteorhit(obj/M as obj)
-	var/rotting = (locate(/obj/effect/overlay/wallrot) in src)
-	if (prob(15) && !rotting)
-		dismantle_wall()
-	else if(prob(70) && !rotting)
-		ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/floor/plating)
-	else
-		ReplaceWithLattice()
-	return 0
-
 /turf/simulated/wall/proc/radiate()
 	var/total_radiation = material.radioactivity + (reinf_material ? reinf_material.radioactivity / 2 : 0)
 	if(!total_radiation)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/icarus.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/icarus.dm
index 1f9b2dd4c4..ef322d40dd 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/icarus.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/icarus.dm
@@ -111,11 +111,10 @@ proc/Icarus_FireCannon(var/turf/target)
 	target = locate(x, y, target.z)
 
 	// Finally fire the fucker.
-	var/obj/effect/meteor/small/projectile = new (start)
+	var/obj/effect/meteor/projectile = new (start)
 	projectile.dest = target
 	projectile.name = "main gun projectile" // stealthy
 	projectile.hits = 6
-	projectile.detonation_chance = 99 // it's a missile/cannon round thing!
 
 	// Make sure it travels
 	spawn(0)
diff --git a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
index 3c1aeba23f..cd65ca7ea3 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
@@ -153,7 +153,7 @@ var/global/list/severity_to_string = list(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE = "Mundane", EVENT
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Gravity Failure",			/datum/event/gravity,	 				75,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 60)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Grid Check",				/datum/event/grid_check, 				200,	list(ASSIGNMENT_SCIENTIST = 10)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Ion Storm",				/datum/event/ionstorm, 					0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_AI = 50, ASSIGNMENT_CYBORG = 50, ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 15, ASSIGNMENT_SCIENTIST = 5)),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Meteor Shower",			/datum/event/meteor_shower,				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 20)),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Meteor Shower",			/datum/event/meteor_wave,				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 20)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Prison Break",				/datum/event/prison_break,				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 100)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Radiation Storm",			/datum/event/radiation_storm, 			0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_MEDICAL = 50), 1),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Random Antagonist",		/datum/event/random_antag,		 		2.5,	list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 1), 1, 0, 5),
@@ -168,13 +168,13 @@ var/global/list/severity_to_string = list(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE = "Mundane", EVENT
 /datum/event_container/major
 	severity = EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR
 	available_events = list(
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Nothing",			/datum/event/nothing,			1320),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Blob",			/datum/event/blob, 				0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 60), 1),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Carp Migration",	/datum/event/carp_migration,	0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY =  3), 1),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Containment Breach",	/datum/event/prison_break/station,	0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ANY = 5)),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Meteor Wave",		/datum/event/meteor_wave,		0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER =  3),	1),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Space Vines",		/datum/event/spacevine, 		0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 15), 1),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Viral Infection",	/datum/event/viral_infection,	0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_MEDICAL =  30), 1),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Nothing",				/datum/event/nothing,			1320),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Blob",				/datum/event/blob, 				0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 60), 1),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Carp Migration",		/datum/event/carp_migration,	0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY =  3), 1),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Containment Breach",	/datum/event/prison_break/station,0,list(ASSIGNMENT_ANY = 5)),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Meteor Wave",			/datum/event/meteor_wave,		0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER =  3),	1),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Space Vines",			/datum/event/spacevine, 		0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 15), 1),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR, "Viral Infection",		/datum/event/viral_infection,	0,	list(ASSIGNMENT_MEDICAL =  30), 1),
 	)
 
 
diff --git a/code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm b/code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm
index 3539130c27..d34fadeb32 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm
@@ -71,7 +71,6 @@ var/list/event_last_fired = list()
 		possibleEvents[/datum/event/spacevine] = 10 + 5 * active_with_role["Engineer"]
 	if(minutes_passed >= 30) // Give engineers time to set up engine
 		possibleEvents[/datum/event/meteor_wave] = 10 * active_with_role["Engineer"]
-		possibleEvents[/datum/event/meteor_shower] = 20 * active_with_role["Engineer"]
 		possibleEvents[/datum/event/blob] = 10 * active_with_role["Engineer"]
 
 	if(active_with_role["Medical"] > 0)
diff --git a/code/modules/events/meteors.dm b/code/modules/events/meteors.dm
index 45d59ca8cd..43093a3de8 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/meteors.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/meteors.dm
@@ -1,44 +1,39 @@
-//meteor storms are much heavier
 /datum/event/meteor_wave
-	startWhen		= 6
-	endWhen			= 33
-
-/datum/event/meteor_wave/setup()
-	endWhen = rand(15,30) * 3
-
-/datum/event/meteor_wave/announce()
-	command_announcement.Announce("Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.", "Meteor Alert", new_sound = 'sound/AI/meteors.ogg')
-
-/datum/event/meteor_wave/tick()
-	if(IsMultiple(activeFor, 3))
-		meteor_wave(rand(2,5))
-
-/datum/event/meteor_wave/end()
-	command_announcement.Announce("The station has cleared the meteor storm.", "Meteor Alert")
-
-//
-/datum/event/meteor_shower
 	startWhen		= 5
 	endWhen 		= 7
 	var/next_meteor = 6
 	var/waves = 1
 
-/datum/event/meteor_shower/setup()
-	waves = rand(2,5)
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/setup()
+	waves = severity * rand(1,3)
 
-/datum/event/meteor_shower/announce()
-	command_announcement.Announce("The station is now in a meteor shower.", "Meteor Alert")
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/announce()
+	switch(severity)
+		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR)
+			command_announcement.Announce("Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.", "Meteor Alert", new_sound = 'sound/AI/meteors.ogg')
+		else
+			command_announcement.Announce("The station is now in a meteor shower.", "Meteor Alert")
 
 //meteor showers are lighter and more common,
-/datum/event/meteor_shower/tick()
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/tick()
 	if(activeFor >= next_meteor)
-		meteor_wave(rand(1,4))
-		next_meteor += rand(20,100)
+		spawn() spawn_meteors(severity * rand(1,2), get_meteors())
+		next_meteor += rand(15, 30) / severity
 		waves--
-		if(waves <= 0)
-			endWhen = activeFor + 1
-		else
-			endWhen = next_meteor + 1
+		endWhen = (waves <= 0 ? activeFor + 15 : next_meteor + 1)
 
-/datum/event/meteor_shower/end()
-	command_announcement.Announce("The station has cleared the meteor shower", "Meteor Alert")
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/end()
+	switch(severity)
+		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR)
+			command_announcement.Announce("The station has cleared the meteor storm.", "Meteor Alert")
+		else
+			command_announcement.Announce("The station has cleared the meteor shower", "Meteor Alert")
+
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/proc/get_meteors()
+	switch(severity)
+		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR)
+			return meteors_catastrophic
+		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE)
+			return meteors_threatening
+		else
+			return meteors_normal
diff --git a/code/modules/holodeck/HolodeckControl.dm b/code/modules/holodeck/HolodeckControl.dm
index 45eaf758f9..373c75ceea 100644
--- a/code/modules/holodeck/HolodeckControl.dm
+++ b/code/modules/holodeck/HolodeckControl.dm
@@ -158,16 +158,6 @@
 	emergencyShutdown()
 	..()
 
-/obj/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-	emergencyShutdown()
-	..()
-
-
-/obj/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl/emp_act(severity)
-	emergencyShutdown()
-	..()
-
-
 /obj/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl/ex_act(severity)
 	emergencyShutdown()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/alien_attacks.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/alien_attacks.dm
index 62768945a3..578059e6e0 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/alien_attacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/alien_attacks.dm
@@ -3,17 +3,6 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/attack_ui(slot_id)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/meteorhit(O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
-			M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
-	if (health > 0)
-		adjustBruteLoss((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25))
-		adjustFireLoss(30)
-
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/M as mob)
 
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 10e165fa5f..718f9c6533 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -177,22 +177,6 @@
 	apply_damage(rand(30,40), BRUTE, affecting, run_armor_check(affecting, "melee"))
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/meteorhit(O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
-			M.show_message("\red [src] has been hit by [O]", 1)
-	if (health > 0)
-		var/obj/item/organ/external/affecting = get_organ(pick("chest", "chest", "chest", "head"))
-		if(!affecting)	return
-		if (istype(O, /obj/effect/immovablerod))
-			if(affecting.take_damage(101, 0))
-				UpdateDamageIcon()
-		else
-			if(affecting.take_damage((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25), 30))
-				UpdateDamageIcon()
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/implant_loyalty(mob/living/carbon/human/M, override = FALSE) // Won't override by default.
 	if(!config.use_loyalty_implants && !override) return // Nuh-uh.
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index 8c97286e3f..d7994b3a60 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -220,15 +220,6 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_ui(slot)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/slime/meteorhit(O as obj)
-	visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] has been hit by [O]</span>")
-
-	adjustBruteLoss((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25))
-	adjustFireLoss(30)
-
-	updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M as mob)
 
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
index c0df651d4b..dd0ba82a56 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
@@ -452,17 +452,6 @@ var/list/ai_verbs_default = list(
 
 	return
 
-/mob/living/silicon/ai/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
-		//Foreach goto(19)
-	if (health > 0)
-		adjustBruteLoss(30)
-		if ((O.icon_state == "flaming"))
-			adjustFireLoss(40)
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/silicon/ai/reset_view(atom/A)
 	if(camera)
 		camera.set_light(0)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
index 99e5684e4e..b0a27ad52f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
@@ -169,17 +169,6 @@
 		if(3)
 			src << "<font color=green>You feel an electric surge run through your circuitry and become acutely aware at how lucky you are that you can still feel at all.</font>"
 
-// See software.dm for Topic()
-/mob/living/silicon/pai/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
-	if (src.health > 0)
-		src.adjustBruteLoss(30)
-		if ((O.icon_state == "flaming"))
-			src.adjustFireLoss(40)
-		src.updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/silicon/pai/proc/switchCamera(var/obj/machinery/camera/C)
 	if(istype(usr, /mob/living))
 		var/mob/living/U = usr
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
index e71db5693d..c7a1d1145c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
@@ -450,17 +450,6 @@
 /mob/living/silicon/robot/restrained()
 	return 0
 
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		M.show_message(text("\red [src] has been hit by [O]"), 1)
-		//Foreach goto(19)
-	if (health > 0)
-		adjustBruteLoss(30)
-		if ((O.icon_state == "flaming"))
-			adjustFireLoss(40)
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/silicon/robot/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	..(Proj)
 	if(prob(75) && Proj.damage > 0) spark_system.start()
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/containment_field.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/containment_field.dm
index 8b51264460..6ae977735b 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/containment_field.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/containment_field.dm
@@ -36,9 +36,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/containment_field/ex_act(severity)
 	return 0
 
-/obj/machinery/containment_field/meteorhit()
-	return 0
-
 /obj/machinery/containment_field/HasProximity(atom/movable/AM as mob|obj)
 	if(istype(AM,/mob/living/silicon) && prob(40))
 		shock(AM)
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/emitter.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/emitter.dm
index 11606b3dc1..789a6b13d7 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/emitter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/emitter.dm
@@ -93,9 +93,6 @@
 			src.use_power = 1	*/
 	return 1
 
-/obj/machinery/containment_field/meteorhit()
-	return 0
-
 /obj/machinery/power/emitter/process()
 	if(stat & (BROKEN))
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/field_generator.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/field_generator.dm
index 2f38800637..5532f8ce9e 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/field_generator.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/field_generator.dm
@@ -166,9 +166,6 @@ field_generator power level display
 	else
 		..()
 
-/obj/machinery/containment_field/meteorhit()
-	return 0
-
 /obj/machinery/field_generator/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	if(istype(Proj, /obj/item/projectile/beam))
 		power += Proj.damage * EMITTER_DAMAGE_POWER_TRANSFER
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_accelerator.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_accelerator.dm
index 6ae932dee1..ec659eca58 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_accelerator.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_accelerator.dm
@@ -163,12 +163,6 @@ So, hopefully this is helpful if any more icons are to be added/changed/wonderin
 		qdel(src)
 	return
 
-
-/obj/structure/particle_accelerator/meteorhit()
-	if(prob(50))
-		qdel(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/structure/particle_accelerator/update_icon()
 	switch(construction_state)
 		if(0,1)
@@ -351,12 +345,6 @@ So, hopefully this is helpful if any more icons are to be added/changed/wonderin
 	return
 
 
-/obj/machinery/particle_accelerator/meteorhit()
-	if(prob(50))
-		qdel(src)
-	return
-
-
 /obj/machinery/particle_accelerator/proc/update_state()
 	return 0
 
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
index 9ef0aea43c..6f42a099f1 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@
 		if(src)//Do not add to this if() statement, otherwise the meteor won't delete them
 			if(A)
 
-				A.meteorhit(src)
+				A.ex_act(3)
 				playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
 
 				for(var/mob/M in range(10, src))
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
index 7f6da07d67..9d742d726a 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
@@ -48,10 +48,6 @@
 	if (prob(50))
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/machinery/chem_master/meteorhit()
-	qdel(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/chem_master/attackby(var/obj/item/weapon/B as obj, var/mob/user as mob)
 
 	if(istype(B, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass))
diff --git a/code/modules/research/circuitprinter.dm b/code/modules/research/circuitprinter.dm
index 57812535b6..7c43450ce2 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/circuitprinter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/circuitprinter.dm
@@ -83,10 +83,6 @@ using metal and glass, it uses glass and reagents (usually sulphuric acid).
 	if(prob(50))
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/machinery/r_n_d/circuit_imprinter/meteorhit()
-	qdel(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/r_n_d/circuit_imprinter/proc/TotalMaterials()
 	var/t = 0
 	for(var/f in materials)
diff --git a/code/modules/research/destructive_analyzer.dm b/code/modules/research/destructive_analyzer.dm
index 9b97fecd95..c6cbff2496 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/destructive_analyzer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/destructive_analyzer.dm
@@ -31,10 +31,6 @@ Note: Must be placed within 3 tiles of the R&D Console
 		T += S.rating
 	decon_mod = T * 0.1
 
-/obj/machinery/r_n_d/destructive_analyzer/meteorhit()
-	qdel(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/r_n_d/destructive_analyzer/update_icon()
 	if(panel_open)
 		icon_state = "d_analyzer_t"
diff --git a/code/modules/research/server.dm b/code/modules/research/server.dm
index cca8f65b16..a2184d6b79 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/server.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/server.dm
@@ -71,10 +71,6 @@
 		produce_heat()
 		delay = initial(delay)
 
-/obj/machinery/r_n_d/server/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-	griefProtection()
-	..()
-
 /obj/machinery/r_n_d/server/emp_act(severity)
 	griefProtection()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/shieldgen/emergency_shield.dm b/code/modules/shieldgen/emergency_shield.dm
index 15bfa973ed..9918afb068 100644
--- a/code/modules/shieldgen/emergency_shield.dm
+++ b/code/modules/shieldgen/emergency_shield.dm
@@ -59,13 +59,6 @@
 
 	..()
 
-/obj/machinery/shield/meteorhit()
-	src.health -= max_health*0.75 //3/4 health as damage
-	check_failure()
-	opacity = 1
-	spawn(20) if(src) opacity = 0
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/shield/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	health -= Proj.damage
 	..()
@@ -225,13 +218,6 @@
 	update_icon()
 	return
 
-/obj/machinery/shieldgen/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	src.health -= max_health*0.25 //A quarter of the machine's health
-	if (prob(5))
-		src.malfunction = 1
-	src.checkhp()
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/shieldgen/ex_act(severity)
 	switch(severity)
 		if(1.0)
diff --git a/code/modules/shieldgen/energy_field.dm b/code/modules/shieldgen/energy_field.dm
index 074d3abbfa..7b26e1696f 100644
--- a/code/modules/shieldgen/energy_field.dm
+++ b/code/modules/shieldgen/energy_field.dm
@@ -27,11 +27,6 @@
 /obj/effect/energy_field/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	Stress(Proj.damage / 10)
 
-/obj/effect/energy_field/meteorhit(obj/effect/meteor/M as obj)
-	if(M)
-		walk(M,0)
-		Stress(2)
-
 /obj/effect/energy_field/proc/Stress(var/severity)
 	strength -= severity
 
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle.dm
index 556e82cd0c..f28b001fef 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle.dm
@@ -119,10 +119,6 @@
 	..()
 	healthcheck()
 
-/obj/vehicle/meteorhit()
-	explode()
-	return
-
 /obj/vehicle/blob_act()
 	src.health -= rand(20,40)*fire_dam_coeff
 	healthcheck()
diff --git a/icons/obj/meteor.dmi b/icons/obj/meteor.dmi
index 123a5bdf86..b9a83d510e 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/meteor.dmi and b/icons/obj/meteor.dmi differ