diff --git a/code/modules/genetics/side_effects.dm b/code/modules/genetics/side_effects.dm
index f3b69b54b5..e82bb3457f 100644
--- a/code/modules/genetics/side_effects.dm
+++ b/code/modules/genetics/side_effects.dm
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
 			E.take_damage(20, 0, 0)
 			E.fracture()
 
-/datum/genetics/side_effect/monkey
+/*/datum/genetics/side_effect/monkey
 	name = "Monkey"
 	symptom = "Subject starts drooling uncontrollably."
 	treatment = "Inject small dose of dylovene."
@@ -58,7 +58,21 @@
 
 	finish(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H.reagents.has_reagent("anti_toxin"))
-			H.monkeyize()
+			H.monkeyize()**/
+
+/datum/genetics/side_effect/confuse
+	name = "Confuse"
+	symptom = "Subject starts drooling uncontrollably."
+	treatment = "Inject small dose of dylovene."
+	effect = "Subject becomes confused."
+	duration = 10*30
+
+	start(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+		H.emote("me", 1, "has drool running down from his mouth.")
+
+	finish(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+		if(!H.reagents.has_reagent("anti_toxin"))
+			H.confused += 100
 
 proc/trigger_side_effect(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	spawn