diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/MMI.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/MMI.dm
index d9312966d6..e6a8cb445a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/MMI.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/MMI.dm
@@ -261,8 +261,8 @@
 	src.brainmob.ckey = candidate.ckey
 	src.name = "[name] ([src.brainmob.name])"
 	src.brainmob << "<b>You are a [src], brought into existence on [station_name()].</b>"
-	src.brainmob << "<b>As a synthetic intelligence, you answer to all crewmembers, as well as the AI.</b>"
-	src.brainmob << "<b>Remember, the purpose of your existence is to serve the crew and the station. Above all else, do no harm.</b>"
+	src.brainmob << "<b>As a synthetic intelligence, you are designed with human values in mind.</b>"
+	src.brainmob << "<b>However, unless placed in a cyborg chassis, you are not obligated to obey any individual crew member.</b>" //it's not like they can hurt anyone
 //	src.brainmob << "<b>Use say #b to speak to other artificial intelligences.</b>"
 	src.brainmob.mind.assigned_role = "Synthetic Brain"
 
@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/mmi/digital/robot/New()
 	..()
-	src.brainmob.name = "[pick(list("ADA","DOS","GNU","MAC","WIN"))]-[rand(1000, 9999)]"
+	src.brainmob.name = "[pick(list("ADA","DOS","GNU","MAC","WIN","NJS","SKS","DRD","IOS","CRM","IBM","TEX","LVM","BSD",))]-[rand(1000, 9999)]"
 	src.brainmob.real_name = src.brainmob.name
 	src.name = "robotic intelligence circuit ([src.brainmob.name])"