diff --git a/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm b/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm
index 53644b3099..03575725d4 100644
--- a/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm
+++ b/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm
@@ -383,6 +383,7 @@
 	"Jafar.",
 	"Jean-Claude Van Damme.",
 	"Jeff Goldblum.",
+	"Jello.",
 	"Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
 	"Jew-fros.",
 	"Jewish fraternities.",
@@ -454,7 +455,6 @@
 	"Natalie Portman.",
 	"Natural male enhancement.",
 	"Natural selection.",
-	"Nazis.",
 	"Necrophilia.",
 	"Neil Patrick Harris.",
 	"New Age music.",
@@ -716,7 +716,7 @@
 	"Gay aliens.",
 	"The way white people is.",
 	"Reverse cowgirl.",
-	"The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili’s.",
+	"The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from ChiliÂ’s.",
 	"Actually getting shot, for real.",
 	"Not having sex.",
 	"Vietnam flashbacks.",
@@ -741,7 +741,7 @@
 	"A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.",
 	"An unstoppable wave of fire ants.",
 	"Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.",
-	"An all-midget production of Shakespeare’s Richard III.",
+	"An all-midget production of ShakespeareÂ’s Richard III.",
 	"Screaming like a maniac.",
 	"The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.",
 	"Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.",
@@ -750,7 +750,7 @@
 	"Velcro.",
 	"A PowerPoint presentation.",
 	"A surprising amount of hair.",
-	"Eating Tom Selleck’s mustache to gain his powers.",
+	"Eating Tom SelleckÂ’s mustache to gain his powers.",
 	"Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.",
 	"A pile of squirming bodies.",
 	"Buying the right pants to be cool.",
@@ -762,7 +762,7 @@
 	"A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.",
 	"Jumping out at people.",
 	"A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.",
-	"Mufasa’s death scene.",
+	"MufasaÂ’s death scene.",
 	"Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.",
 	"Demonic possession.",
 	"The Harlem Globetrotters.",
@@ -776,7 +776,7 @@
 	"Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.",
 	"Fisting.",
 	"The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.",
-	"Girls that always be textin’.",
+	"Girls that always be textinÂ’.",
 	"Blowing some dudes in an alley.",
 	"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
 	"Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time."