diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack_vr.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack_vr.dm
index 744abb85d8..b7485be674 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack_vr.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack_vr.dm
@@ -13,10 +13,6 @@
 	mob_can_equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H, slot, disable_warning = 0)
 		if(..())
 			if(istype(H) && istype(H.tail_style, taurtype))
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
 				return 1
 			else
 				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>[no_message]</span>")
@@ -44,66 +40,20 @@
 
 	mob_can_equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H, slot, disable_warning = 0)
 		if(..())
-			var/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/TT = H.tail_style
-			if(istype(H) && istype(TT, /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/horse))
-				item_state = "[icon_base]_Horse"
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
-				return 1
-			if(istype(H) && istype(TT, /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wolf))
-				item_state = "[icon_base]_Wolf"
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
-				return 1
-			if(istype(H) && istype(TT, /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/cow))
-				item_state = "[icon_base]_Cow"
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
-				return 1
-			if(istype(H) && istype(TT, /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/lizard))
-				item_state = "[icon_base]_Lizard"
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
-				return 1
-			if(istype(H) && istype(TT, /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/feline))
-				item_state = "[icon_base]_Feline"
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
-				return 1
-			if(istype(H) && istype(TT, /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/drake))
-				item_state = "[icon_base]_Drake"
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
-				return 1
-			if(istype(H) && istype(TT, /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/otie))
-				item_state = "[icon_base]_Otie"
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
-				return 1
-			if(istype(H) && istype(TT, /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/deer))
-				item_state = "[icon_base]_Deer"
-				if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro?
-					slowdown = 0
-				else
-					slowdown = initial(slowdown)
-				return 1
+			if(!istype(H))//Error, non HUMAN.
+				log_runtime("[H] was not a valid human!")
+				return
+
+			if(H.size_multiplier >= RESIZE_BIG) //Are they a macro? If yes, they get no slowdown.
+				slowdown = 0
 			else
-				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>[no_message]</span>")
-				return 0
+				slowdown = initial(slowdown)
+
+			var/datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/TT = H.tail_style
+			item_state = "[icon_base]_[TT.icon_sprite_tag]"	//icon_sprite_tag is something like "deer"
+			return 1
+
+
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/saddlebag_common/robust //Shared bag for other taurs with sturdy backs
 	name = "Robust Saddlebags"
@@ -116,7 +66,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/saddlebag_common/vest //Shared bag for other taurs with sturdy backs
 	name = "Taur Duty Vest"
-	desc = "An armored vest with the armor modules replaced with various handy compartments with decent storage capacity. Useless for protection though."
+	desc = "An armored vest with the armor modules replaced with various handy compartments with decent storage capacity. Useless for protection though. Holds less than a saddle."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/backpack_vr.dmi'
 	icon_override = 'icons/mob/back_vr.dmi'
 	item_state = "taurvest"
@@ -145,6 +95,7 @@
 	icon_override = 'icons/mob/back_vr.dmi'
 	item_state = "satchel-explorer"
 	icon_state = "satchel-explorer"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/explorer
 	name = "explorer backpack"
 	desc = "A backpack for carrying a large number of supplies easily."
@@ -152,6 +103,7 @@
 	icon_override = 'icons/mob/back_vr.dmi'
 	item_state = "explorerpack"
 	icon_state = "explorerpack"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel/roboticist
 	name = "roboticist satchel"
 	desc = "A satchel for carrying a large number of spare parts easily."
@@ -159,6 +111,7 @@
 	icon_override = 'icons/mob/back_vr.dmi'
 	item_state = "satchel-robo"
 	icon_state = "satchel-robo"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/roboticist
 	name = "roboticist backpack"
 	desc = "A backpack for carrying a large number of spare parts easily."
@@ -166,6 +119,7 @@
 	icon_override = 'icons/mob/back_vr.dmi'
 	item_state = "backpack-robo"
 	icon_state = "backpack-robo"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/vietnam
 	name = "vietnam backpack"
 	desc = "There are tangos in the trees! We need napalm right now! Why is my gun jammed?"
@@ -173,6 +127,7 @@
 	icon_override = 'icons/mob/back_vr.dmi'
 	item_state = "nambackpack"
 	icon_state = "nambackpack"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/russian
 	name = "russian backpack"
 	desc = "Useful for carrying large quantities of vodka."
@@ -180,6 +135,7 @@
 	icon_override = 'icons/mob/back_vr.dmi'
 	item_state = "ru_rucksack"
 	icon_state = "ru_rucksack"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/korean
 	name = "korean backpack"
 	desc = "Insert witty description here."
diff --git a/code/modules/vore/appearance/sprite_accessories_taur_vr.dm b/code/modules/vore/appearance/sprite_accessories_taur_vr.dm
index 876cd4afb6..26c760efdb 100644
--- a/code/modules/vore/appearance/sprite_accessories_taur_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vore/appearance/sprite_accessories_taur_vr.dm
@@ -126,6 +126,8 @@
 	var/icon/suit_sprites = null //File for suit sprites, if any.
 	var/icon/under_sprites = null
 
+	var/icon_sprite_tag			// This is where we put stuff like _Horse, so we can assign icons easier. 
+
 	var/can_ride = 1			//whether we're real rideable taur or just in that category
 
 	//Could do nested lists but it started becoming a nightmare. It'd be more fun for lookups of a_intent and m_intent, but then subtypes need to
@@ -167,32 +169,38 @@
 	icon_state = "wolf_s"
 	under_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_wolf_vr.dmi'
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_wolf_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "wolf"
 
 //TFF 22/11/19 - CHOMPStation port of fat taur sprites
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatwolf
 	name = "Fat Wolf (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "fatwolf_s"
+	icon_sprite_tag = "wolf"	//This could be modified later.
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wolf/wolf_2c
 	name = "Wolf dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "wolf_s"
 	extra_overlay = "wolf_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "wolf2c"
 
 //TFF 22/11/19 - CHOMPStation port of fat taur sprites
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wolf/fatwolf_2c
 	name = "Fat Wolf dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "fatwolf_s"
 	extra_overlay = "fatwolf_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "fatwolf2c"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wolf/synthwolf
 	name = "SynthWolf dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "synthwolf_s"
 	extra_overlay = "synthwolf_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "synthwolf"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/naga
 	name = "Naga (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "naga_s"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_naga_vr.dmi'
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "naga"
 
 	msg_owner_help_walk = "You carefully slither around %prey."
 	msg_prey_help_walk = "%owner's huge tail slithers past beside you!"
@@ -225,12 +233,14 @@
 	name = "Naga dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "naga_s"
 	extra_overlay = "naga_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "naga2c"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/horse
 	name = "Horse (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "horse_s"
 	under_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_horse_vr.dmi'
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_horse_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "horse"
 
 	msg_owner_disarm_run = "You quickly push %prey to the ground with your hoof!"
 	msg_prey_disarm_run = "%owner pushes you down to the ground with their hoof!"
@@ -251,11 +261,13 @@
 	name = "SynthHorse dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "synthhorse_s"
 	extra_overlay = "synthhorse_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "synthhorse"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/cow
 	name = "Cow (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "cow_s"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_cow_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "cow"
 
 	msg_owner_disarm_run = "You quickly push %prey to the ground with your hoof!"
 	msg_prey_disarm_run = "%owner pushes you down to the ground with their hoof!"
@@ -277,6 +289,7 @@
 	icon_state = "deer_s"
 	extra_overlay = "deer_markings"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_deer_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "deer"
 
 	msg_owner_disarm_run = "You quickly push %prey to the ground with your hoof!"
 	msg_prey_disarm_run = "%owner pushes you down to the ground with their hoof!"
@@ -297,21 +310,25 @@
 	name = "Lizard (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "lizard_s"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_lizard_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "lizard"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/lizard/lizard_2c
 	name = "Lizard dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "lizard_s"
 	extra_overlay = "lizard_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "lizard2c"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/lizard/synthlizard
 	name = "SynthLizard dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "synthlizard_s"
 	extra_overlay = "synthlizard_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "synthlizard"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/spider
 	name = "Spider (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "spider_s"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_spider_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "spider"
 
 	msg_owner_disarm_run = "You quickly push %prey to the ground with your leg!"
 	msg_prey_disarm_run = "%owner pushes you down to the ground with their leg!"
@@ -331,6 +348,7 @@
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/tents
 	name = "Tentacles (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "tent_s"
+	icon_sprite_tag = "tentacle"
 	can_ride = 0
 
 	msg_prey_stepunder = "You run between %prey's tentacles."
@@ -358,11 +376,13 @@
 	name = "Feline (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "feline_s"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_feline_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "feline"
 
 //TFF 22/11/19 - CHOMPStation port of fat taur sprites
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatfeline
 	name = "Fat Feline (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "fatfeline_s"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "fatfeline"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/fatfeline_wag
 	name = "Fat Feline (Taur) (vwag)"
@@ -373,22 +393,26 @@
 	name = "Feline dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "feline_s"
 	extra_overlay = "feline_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "feline2c"
 
 //TFF 22/11/19 - CHOMPStation port of fat taur sprites
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/feline/fatfeline_2c
 	name = "Fat Feline dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "fatfeline_s"
 	extra_overlay = "fatfeline_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "fatfeline2c"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/feline/synthfeline
 	name = "SynthFeline dual-color (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "synthfeline_s"
 	extra_overlay = "synthfeline_markings"
+	//icon_sprite_tag = "synthfeline"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/slug
 	name = "Slug (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "slug_s"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_slug_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "slug"
 
 	msg_owner_help_walk = "You carefully slither around %prey."
 	msg_prey_help_walk = "%owner's huge tail slithers past beside you!"
@@ -420,11 +444,13 @@
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/frog
 	name = "Frog (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "frog_s"
+	icon_sprite_tag = "frog"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/thicktentacles
 	name = "Thick Tentacles (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "tentacle_s"
 	can_ride = 0
+	icon_sprite_tag = "thick_tentacles"
 
 	msg_prey_stepunder = "You run between %prey's tentacles."
 	msg_owner_stepunder = "%owner runs between your tentacles."
@@ -452,12 +478,14 @@
 	icon_state = "drake_s"
 	extra_overlay = "drake_markings"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_drake_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "drake"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/otie
 	name = "Otie (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "otie_s"
 	extra_overlay = "otie_markings"
 	suit_sprites = 'icons/mob/taursuits_otie_vr.dmi'
+	icon_sprite_tag = "otie"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/alraune/alraune_2c
 	name = "Alraune (dual color)"
@@ -468,12 +496,14 @@
 	extra_overlay = "alraunecolor_markings"
 	extra_overlay_w = "alraunecolor_closed_markings"
 	clip_mask_state = "taur_clip_mask_alraune"
+	icon_sprite_tag = "alraune"
 
 /datum/sprite_accessory/tail/taur/wasp
 	name = "Wasp (dual color)"
 	icon_state = "wasp_s"
 	extra_overlay = "wasp_markings"
 	clip_mask_state = "taur_clip_mask_wasp"
+	icon_sprite_tag = "wasp"
 
 	msg_owner_disarm_run = "You quickly push %prey to the ground with your leg!"
 	msg_prey_disarm_run = "%owner pushes you down to the ground with their leg!"
@@ -494,6 +524,7 @@
 	name = "Mermaid (Taur)"
 	icon_state = "mermaid_s"
 	can_ride = 0
+	icon_sprite_tag = "mermaid"
 
 	msg_owner_help_walk = "You carefully slither around %prey."
 	msg_prey_help_walk = "%owner's huge tail slithers past beside you!"
diff --git a/icons/mob/back_vr.dmi b/icons/mob/back_vr.dmi
index dad66ba3c3..474731f1a1 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/back_vr.dmi and b/icons/mob/back_vr.dmi differ