diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
index e8940afecb..ae9734fa06 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
@@ -98,7 +98,6 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/paper/alien/AltClick() // No airplanes for me.
 	return
 
-//lipstick wiping is in code/game/objects/items/weapons/cosmetics.dm!
 
 /obj/item/weapon/paper/New()
 	..()
@@ -212,17 +211,35 @@
 		if(ishuman(M))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 			if(H == user)
-				user << "<span class='notice'>You wipe off the lipstick with [src].</span>"
-				H.lip_style = null
-				H.update_icons_body()
-			else
-				user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] begins to wipe [H]'s lipstick off with \the [src].</span>", \
-								 	 "<span class='notice'>You begin to wipe off [H]'s lipstick.</span>")
-				if(do_after(user, 10) && do_after(H, 10, 5, 0))	//user needs to keep their active hand, H does not.
-					user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] wipes [H]'s lipstick off with \the [src].</span>", \
-										 "<span class='notice'>You wipe off [H]'s lipstick.</span>")
+				if(icon_state == "scrap" && H.check_has_mouth()) //START OF YAWN CHANGES
+					user << "<span class='warning'>You begin to stuff \the [src] into your mouth!</span>"
+					if(do_after(user, 30))
+						user << "<span class='warning'>You stuff \the [src] into your mouth!</span>"
+						H.ingested.add_reagent("paper", 10)
+						H.adjustOxyLoss(10)
+						qdel(src) //End of yawn changes
+				else
+					user << "<span class='notice'>You wipe off the lipstick with [src].</span>"
 					H.lip_style = null
 					H.update_icons_body()
+			else
+				if(icon_state == "scrap" && H.check_has_mouth())//start of yawn changes
+					user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] begins to stuff \the [src] into [H]'s mouth!</span>", \
+										 "<span class='warning'>You begin to stuff \the [src] into [H]'s mouth!</span>",)
+					if(do_after(user, 30, H))
+						user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] stuffs \the [src] into [H]'s mouth!</span>",\
+											 "<span class='warning'>You stuff \the [src] into [H]'s mouth!</span>")
+						H.ingested.add_reagent("paper", 10)
+						H.adjustOxyLoss(10)
+						qdel(src) //end of yawn changed
+				else
+					user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] begins to wipe [H]'s lipstick off with \the [src].</span>", \
+								 	 "<span class='notice'>You begin to wipe off [H]'s lipstick.</span>")
+					if(do_after(user, 10) && do_after(H, 10, 5, 0))	//user needs to keep their active hand, H does not.
+						user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] wipes [H]'s lipstick off with \the [src].</span>", \
+										 "<span class='notice'>You wipe off [H]'s lipstick.</span>")
+						H.lip_style = null
+						H.update_icons_body()
 
 /obj/item/weapon/paper/proc/addtofield(var/id, var/text, var/links = 0)
 	var/locid = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Other.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Other.dm
index dea0a6a987..cfad178255 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Other.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Other.dm
@@ -537,4 +537,14 @@
 	description = "A natural slurry that particularily appeals to fish."
 	taste_description = "earthy"
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
-	color = "#62764E"
\ No newline at end of file
+	color = "#62764E"
+
+//YAWN ADDITION. Paper!
+/datum/reagent/nutriment/paper //Paper is made from cellulose. You can eat it. It doesn't fill you up very much at all.
+	name = "Paper"
+	id = "paper"
+	description = "Soggy, ground up paper"
+	taste_description = "paper"
+	reagent_state = SOLID
+	color = "e6e6e6" //not quite white
+	nutriment_factor = 2 // 5 times worse than nutriment
\ No newline at end of file