diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
index 67f471db10..f78b84ed98 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
@@ -25,86 +25,65 @@
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
 	origin_tech = "materials=1"
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "stabbed", "poked")
+	sharp = 0
+
+	var/loaded      //Descriptive string for currently loaded food object.
 
 /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/New()
 	if (prob(60))
 		src.pixel_y = rand(0, 4)
 	return
 
-/*
- * Spoons
- */
-/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/spoon
-	name = "spoon"
-	desc = "SPOON!"
-	icon_state = "spoon"
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "poked")
+	create_reagents(5)
 
-/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/pspoon
-	name = "plastic spoon"
-	desc = "Super dull action!"
-	icon_state = "pspoon"
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "poked")
-
-/*
- * Forks
- */
-/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/fork
-	name = "fork"
-	desc = "Pointy."
-	icon_state = "fork"
-	sharp = 1
-
-/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/fork/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/living/carbon/user as mob)
+/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/living/carbon/user as mob)
 	if(!istype(M))
 		return ..()
 
-	if(user.zone_sel.selecting != "eyes" && user.zone_sel.selecting != "head")
-		return ..()
+	if(user.a_intent != "help")
+		if(user.zone_sel.selecting == "head" || user.zone_sel.selecting == "eyes")
+			if((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
+				M = user
+			return eyestab(M,user)
+		else
+			return ..()
 
-	if (src.icon_state == "forkloaded") //This is a poor way of handling it, but a proper rewrite of the fork to allow for a more varied foodening can happen when I'm in the mood. --NEO
+	if (reagents.total_volume > 0)
+		reagents.trans_to_ingest(M, reagents.total_volume)
 		if(M == user)
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
-				O.show_message(text("\blue [] eats a delicious forkful of omelette!", user), 1)
+				O.show_message(text("\blue [] eats some [] from \the [].", user, loaded, src), 1)
 				M.reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1)
 		else
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
-				O.show_message(text("\blue [] feeds [] a delicious forkful of omelette!", user, M), 1)
+				O.show_message(text("\blue [] feeds [] some [] from \the []", user, M, loaded, src), 1)
 				M.reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1)
-		src.icon_state = "fork"
+
+		overlays.Cut()
 		return
-	else
-		if((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
-			M = user
-		return eyestab(M,user)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/fork
+	name = "fork"
+	desc = "It's a fork. Sure is pointy."
+	icon_state = "fork"
+	sharp = 1
 
 /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/pfork
 	name = "plastic fork"
 	desc = "Yay, no washing up to do."
 	icon_state = "pfork"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/pfork/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/living/carbon/user as mob)
-	if(!istype(M))
-		return ..()
+/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/spoon
+	name = "spoon"
+	desc = "It's a spoon. You can see your own upside-down face in it."
+	icon_state = "spoon"
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "poked")
 
-	if(user.zone_sel.selecting != "eyes" && user.zone_sel.selecting != "head")
-		return ..()
-
-	if (src.icon_state == "forkloaded") //This is a poor way of handling it, but a proper rewrite of the fork to allow for a more varied foodening can happen when I'm in the mood. --NEO
-		if(M == user)
-			for(var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
-				O.show_message(text("\blue [] eats a delicious forkful of omelette!", user), 1)
-				M.reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1)
-		else
-			for(var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
-				O.show_message(text("\blue [] feeds [] a delicious forkful of omelette!", user, M), 1)
-				M.reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1)
-		src.icon_state = "fork"
-		return
-	else
-		if((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
-			M = user
-		return eyestab(M,user)
+/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/pspoon
+	name = "plastic spoon"
+	desc = "It's a plastic spoon. How dull."
+	icon_state = "pspoon"
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "poked")
 
 /*
  * Knives
@@ -477,49 +456,4 @@
 				for(var/i = 1, i <= rand(1,2), i++)
 					if(I)
 						step(I, pick(NORTH,SOUTH,EAST,WEST))
-						sleep(rand(2,4))
-
-
-
-
-
-/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-//Enough with the violent stuff, here's what happens if you try putting food on it
-/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-
-
-/*/obj/item/weapon/tray/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
-	if(istype(W,/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/fork))
-		if (W.icon_state == "forkloaded")
-			user << "\red You already have omelette on your fork."
-			return
-		W.icon = 'icons/obj/kitchen.dmi'
-		W.icon_state = "forkloaded"
-		viewers(3,user) << "[user] takes a piece of omelette with his fork!"
-		reagents.remove_reagent("nutriment", 1)
-		if (reagents.total_volume <= 0)
-			del(src)*/
-
-
-/*			if (prob(33))
-						var/turf/location = H.loc
-						if (istype(location, /turf/simulated))
-							location.add_blood(H)
-					if (H.wear_mask)
-						H.wear_mask.add_blood(H)
-					if (H.head)
-						H.head.add_blood(H)
-					if (H.glasses && prob(33))
-						H.glasses.add_blood(H)
-					if (istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human))
-						var/mob/living/carbon/human/user2 = user
-						if (user2.gloves)
-							user2.gloves.add_blood(H)
-						else
-							user2.add_blood(H)
-						if (prob(15))
-							if (user2.wear_suit)
-								user2.wear_suit.add_blood(H)
-							else if (user2.w_uniform)
-								user2.w_uniform.add_blood(H)*/
\ No newline at end of file
+						sleep(rand(2,4))
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
index 9cc0e22dfc..51abb2769f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
@@ -243,7 +243,7 @@
 		msg += "[t_He] [t_has] a stupid expression on [t_his] face.\n"
 
 	if(!key && brain_op_stage != 4 && stat != DEAD)
-		msg += "<span class='deadsay'>[t_He] [t_is] totally catatonic. The stresses of life in deep-space must have been too much for [t_him]. Any recovery is unlikely</span>\n"
+		msg += "<span class='deadsay'>[t_He] [t_is] fast asleep. It doesn't look like they are waking up anytime soon.</span>\n"
 	else if(!client && brain_op_stage != 4 && stat != DEAD)
 		msg += "[t_He] [t_has] suddenly fallen asleep.\n"
 
@@ -262,7 +262,7 @@
 						wound_flavor_text["[temp.display_name]"] = "<span class='warning'>[t_He] has a robot [temp.display_name]!</span>\n"
 						continue
 				else
-					wound_flavor_text["[temp.display_name]"] = "<span class='warning'>[t_He] has a robot [temp.display_name], it has"
+					wound_flavor_text["[temp.display_name]"] = "<span class='warning'>[t_He] has a robot [temp.display_name]. It has"
 				if(temp.brute_dam) switch(temp.brute_dam)
 					if(0 to 20)
 						wound_flavor_text["[temp.display_name]"] += " some dents"
@@ -389,7 +389,7 @@
 		msg += "<span class='warning'><b>[src] has blood running from under [t_his] gloves!</b></span>\n"
 
 	for(var/implant in get_visible_implants(1))
-		msg += "<span class='warning'><b>[src] has \a [implant] sticking out of their flesh!</span>\n"
+		msg += "<span class='warning'><b>[src] has \a [implant] sticking out of [t_his] flesh!</span>\n"
 	if(digitalcamo)
 		msg += "[t_He] [t_is] repulsively uncanny!\n"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
index da91085e27..da04f2d30f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
@@ -127,8 +127,39 @@
 		..() // -> item/attackby()
 	if(istype(W,/obj/item/weapon/storage))
 		..() // -> item/attackby()
+
+	if(istype(W,/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil))
+
+		var/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/U = W
+
+		if(!U.reagents)
+			U.create_reagents(5)
+
+		if (U.reagents.total_volume > 0)
+			user << "\red You already have something on your [U]."
+			return
+
+		user.visible_message( \
+			"[user] scoops up some [src] with \the [U]!", \
+			"\blue You scoop up some [src] with \the [U]!" \
+		)
+
+		src.bitecount++
+		U.overlays.Cut()
+		U.loaded = "[src]"
+		var/image/I = new(U.icon, "loadedfood")
+		I.color = src.filling_color
+		U.overlays += I
+
+		reagents.trans_to(U,min(reagents.total_volume,5))
+
+		if (reagents.total_volume <= 0)
+			del(src)
+		return
+
 	if((slices_num <= 0 || !slices_num) || !slice_path)
 		return 0
+
 	var/inaccurate = 0
 	if( \
 			istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/kitchenknife) || \
@@ -173,8 +204,8 @@
 		)
 	else
 		user.visible_message( \
-			"\blue [user] inaccurately slices \the [src] with [W]!", \
-			"\blue You inaccurately slice \the [src] with your [W]!" \
+			"\blue [user] crudely slices \the [src] with [W]!", \
+			"\blue You crudely slice \the [src] with your [W]!" \
 		)
 		slices_lost = rand(1,min(1,round(slices_num/2)))
 	var/reagents_per_slice = reagents.total_volume/slices_num
@@ -182,6 +213,7 @@
 		var/obj/slice = new slice_path (src.loc)
 		reagents.trans_to(slice,reagents_per_slice)
 	del(src)
+
 	return
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/Del()
@@ -876,33 +908,6 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
 		bitesize = 1
-	attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
-		if(istype(W,/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/fork))
-			if (W.icon_state == "forkloaded")
-				user << "\red You already have omelette on your fork."
-				return
-			//W.icon = 'icons/obj/kitchen.dmi'
-			W.icon_state = "forkloaded"
-			/*if (herp)
-				world << "[user] takes a piece of omelette with his fork!"*/
-				//Why this unecessary check? Oh I know, because I'm bad >:C
-				// Yes, you are. You griefing my badmin toys. --rastaf0
-			user.visible_message( \
-				"[user] takes a piece of omelette with their fork!", \
-				"\blue You take a piece of omelette with your fork!" \
-			)
-			reagents.remove_reagent("nutriment", 1)
-			if (reagents.total_volume <= 0)
-				del(src)
-/*
- * Unsused.
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/omeletteforkload
-	name = "Omelette Du Fromage"
-	desc = "That's all you can say!"
-	New()
-		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1)
-*/
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/muffin
 	name = "Muffin"
diff --git a/icons/obj/kitchen.dmi b/icons/obj/kitchen.dmi
index 9cccbfeb83..7c1bce89fb 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/kitchen.dmi and b/icons/obj/kitchen.dmi differ