Made some better text procs for when a gender is ambiguous. Added a proc that will return the proper form of reference to the mob it is called on (mob.get_visible_gender()) which returns a list with the proper forms of reference in it. (In the form of a hashtable.) Also added the proc "get_gender_form("form")" Where it takes the given form and returns the proper one. E.g. on a non disguised man, it will take "it" and return "him".

baystation12.dme

@@ -167,7 +167,6 @@
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Apples"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/BirdMan"
-#define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/Jumper"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/Rust"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/Supermatter"
 #define FILE_DIR "code/WorkInProgress/Cael_Aislinn/Tajara"

code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm

@@ -417,6 +417,8 @@
 					log_admin("ATTACK: [G.assailant] ([G.assailant.ckey]) smashed [G.affecting] ([G.affecting.ckey]) on a table.")
 					message_admins("ATTACK: [G.assailant] ([G.assailant.ckey]) smashed [G.affecting] ([G.affecting.ckey]) on a table.")
 					log_attack("<font color='red'>[G.assailant] ([G.assailant.ckey]) smashed [G.affecting] ([G.affecting.ckey]) on a table.</font>")
+					var/list/proper_forms = H.get_visible_gender()
+					var/t_his = proper_forms["its"]
 					if(prob(25))
 						add_blood(G.affecting)
 						affecting.take_damage(rand(10,15), 0)
@@ -425,20 +427,20 @@
 							affecting.take_damage(rand(0,5), 0) //Extra damage
 							if(dented)
 								G.assailant.visible_message("\red \The [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src] with enough force to further deform \the [src]!\nYou wish you could unhear that sound.",\
-								"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src] with enough force to leave another dent!\n[prob(50)?"That was a satisfying noise." : "That sound will haunt your nightmares"]",\
+								"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src] with enough force to leave another dent!\n\black [prob(50)?"That was a satisfying noise." : "That sound will haunt your nightmares"]",\
 								"\red You hear the nauseating crunch of bone and gristle on solid metal and the squeal of said metal deforming.")
 							else
-								dented = 1
 								G.assailant.visible_message("\red \The [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src] so hard it left a dent!\nYou wish you could unhear that sound.",\
-								"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src] with enough force to leave a dent!\n[prob(5)?"That was a satisfying noise." : "That sound will haunt your nightmares"]",\
+								"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src] with enough force to leave a dent!\n\black [prob(5)?"That was a satisfying noise." : "That sound will haunt your nightmares"]",\
 								"\red You hear the nauseating crunch of bone and gristle on solid metal and the squeal of said metal deforming.")
+							dented++
 						else if(prob(50))
-							G.assailant.visible_message("\red [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [H.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] bone and cartilage making a loud crunch!",\
+							G.assailant.visible_message("\red [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [t_his] bone and cartilage making a loud crunch!",\
-							"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [H.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] bone and cartilage making a loud crunch!",\
+							"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [t_his] bone and cartilage making a loud crunch!",\
 							"\red You hear the nauseating crunch of bone and gristle on solid metal, the noise echoing through the room.")
 						else
-							G.assailant.visible_message("\red [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [H.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] nose smashed and face bloodied!",\
+							G.assailant.visible_message("\red [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [t_his] nose smashed and face bloodied!",\
-							"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [H.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] nose smashed and face bloodied!",\
+							"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [t_his] nose smashed and face bloodied!",\
 							"\red You hear the nauseating crunch of bone and gristle on solid metal and the gurgling gasp of someone who is trying to breathe through their own blood.")
 					else
 						affecting.take_damage(rand(5,10), 0)

code/game/objects/devices/scanners.dm

@@ -133,6 +133,10 @@ MASS SPECTROMETER
 
 		add_fingerprint(user)
 
+
+		var/list/proper_forms = user.get_visible_gender()
+		var/t_his = proper_forms["its"]
+
 		//Special case for blood splaters.
 		if (istype(A, /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood) || istype(A, /obj/effect/rune))
 			if(!isnull(A.blood_DNA))
@@ -142,7 +146,7 @@ MASS SPECTROMETER
 
 		//General
 		if ((!A.fingerprints || !A.fingerprints.len) && !A.suit_fibers && !A.blood_DNA)
-			user.visible_message("\The [user] scans \the [A] with \a [src], the air around [user.gender == MALE ? "his": "her"] humming[prob(70) ? " gently." : "."]" ,\
+			user.visible_message("\The [user] scans \the [A] with \a [src], the air around [t_his] humming[prob(70) ? " gently." : "."]" ,\
 			"\blue Unable to locate any fingerprints, materials, fibers, or blood on [A]!",\
 			"You hear a faint hum of electrical equipment.")
 			return 0
@@ -170,12 +174,12 @@ MASS SPECTROMETER
 				for(var/blood in A.blood_DNA)
 					user << "Blood type: \red [A.blood_DNA[blood]] \t \black DNA: \red [blood]"
 		if(prob(5))
-			user.visible_message("\The [user] scans \the [A] with \a [src], the air around [user.gender == MALE ? "his": "her"] humming[prob(70) ? " gently." : "."]" ,\
+			user.visible_message("\The [user] scans \the [A] with \a [src], the air around [t_his] humming[prob(70) ? " gently." : "."]" ,\
 			"You finish scanning \the [A].",\
 			"You hear a faint hum of electrical equipment.")
 			return 0
 		else
-			user.visible_message("\The [user] scans \the [A] with \a [src], the air around [user.gender == MALE ? "his": "her"] humming[prob(70) ? " gently." : "."]\n[user.gender == MALE ? "He": "She"] seems to perk up slightly at the readout." ,\
+			user.visible_message("\The [user] scans \the [A] with \a [src], the air around [t_his] humming[prob(70) ? " gently." : "."]\n[proper_forms["It"]] seems to perk up slightly at the readout." ,\
 			"The results of the scan pique your interest.",\
 			"You hear a faint hum of electrical equipment, and someone making a thoughtful noise.")
 			return 0

code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implanter.dm

@@ -26,9 +26,9 @@
 			return
 		if (user && imp)
 			if (M != user)
-				user.visible_message("\red [user] tries to implant [M] with \the [src]!","\red You try to implant [M] with \the [src]!")
+				user.visible_message("\red \The [user] tries to implant \the [M] with \the [src]!","\red You try to implant \the [M] with \the [src]!")
 			else
-				user.visible_message("\red [user] tries to implant [user.gender == MALE? "himself":"herself"] with \the [src]!","\red You try to implant yourself with \the [src]!")
+				user.visible_message("\red \The [user] tries to implant [user.get_gender_form("itself")] with \the [src]!","\red You try to implant yourself with \the [src]!")
 			if(!do_mob(user, M,60))
 				return
 			if(hasorgans(M))
@@ -39,9 +39,9 @@
 				target.implant += imp
 				imp.loc = target
 				if (M != user)
-					user.visible_message("\red [user] implants [M]'s [target.display_name] with \the [src]!","\red You implant [M]'s [target.display_name] with \the [src]!")
+					user.visible_message("\red \The [user] implants \the [M]'s [target.display_name] with \the [src]!","\red You implant \the [M]'s [target.display_name] with \the [src]!")
 				else
-					user.visible_message("\red [user] implants [user.gender == MALE? "his own ":"her own "][target.display_name] with \the [src]!","\red You implant your [target.display_name] with \the [src]!")
+					user.visible_message("\red \The [user] implants [user.get_gender_form("its")] own [target.display_name] with \the [src]!","\red You implant your [target.display_name] with \the [src]!")
 			M.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='orange'> Implanted with [src] ([imp])  by [user] ([user.ckey])</font>")
 			user.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='red'>Used the [src] ([imp]) to implant [M] ([M.ckey])</font>")
 			log_admin("ATTACK: [user] ([user.ckey]) implanted [M] ([M.ckey]) with [src].")

code/game/objects/items/weapons/medical.dm

@@ -8,16 +8,11 @@ MEDICAL
 
 /obj/item/stack/medical/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
 	if (M.stat == 2)
-		var/t_him = "it"
+		user << "\red \The [M] is dead, you cannot help [M.get_gender_form("it")]!"
-		if (M.gender == MALE)
-			t_him = "him"
-		else if (M.gender == FEMALE)
-			t_him = "her"
-		user << "\red \The [M] is dead, you cannot help [t_him]!"
 		return
 
 	if (!istype(M))
-		user << "\red \The [src] cannot be applied to [M]!"
+		user << "\red \The [src] cannot be applied to \the [M]!"
 		return 1
 
 	if ( ! (istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human) || \
@@ -26,6 +21,11 @@ MEDICAL
 		user << "\red You don't have the dexterity to do this!"
 		return 1
 
+	var/list/proper_forms = user.get_visible_gender()
+	var/user_his = proper_forms["its"]
+	proper_forms = M.get_visible_gender()
+	var/target_his = proper_forms["its"]
+
 	var/stoppedblood = 0
 	if(hasorgans(M))
 		var/datum/organ/external/affecting = M:get_organ("chest")
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ MEDICAL
 			if(!istype(affecting, /datum/organ/external) || affecting:burn_dam <= 0)
 				affecting = M:get_organ("head")
 		if(affecting.destroyed && !affecting.gauzed)
-			user.visible_message("\red [user] does [user.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] best to stem [M]'s bleeding from [M.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] stump.", "\red You do your best to stop the bleeding from [M]'s stump.", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
+			user.visible_message("\red \The [user] does [user_his] best to stem \the [M]'s bleeding from [target_his] stump.", "\red You do your best to stop the bleeding from \the [M]'s stump.", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
 			affecting.gauzed = 1
 			use(1)
 			return
@@ -68,9 +68,9 @@ MEDICAL
 
 		if (user && stoppedblood)
 			if (M != user)
-				user.visible_message("\red [user] [heal_burn? "salves" : "bandages"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] [M]'s cuts with [src].", "\red You [heal_burn? "salve" : "bandage up"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] [M]'s [heal_burn? "burns" : "wounds"].", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
+				user.visible_message("\red \The [user] [heal_burn? "salves" : "bandages"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] \the [M]'s cuts with \the [src].", "\red You [heal_burn? "salve" : "bandage up"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] \the [M]'s [heal_burn? "burns" : "wounds"].", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
 			else
-				user.visible_message("\red [user] [heal_burn? "salves" : "bandages"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] [user.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] own cuts with [src].", "\red You [heal_burn? "salve" : "bandage up"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] your [heal_burn? "burns" : "wounds"].", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
+				user.visible_message("\red \The [user] [heal_burn? "salves" : "bandages"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] [user_his] own cuts with \the [src].", "\red You [heal_burn? "salve" : "bandage up"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] your [heal_burn? "burns" : "wounds"].", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
 		else if(user)
 			user << "\red Nothing to patch up!"
 			return
@@ -126,16 +126,11 @@ MEDICAL
 
 /obj/item/stack/medical/advanced/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
 	if (M.stat == 2)
-		var/t_him = "it"
+		user << "\red \The [M] is dead, you cannot help [M.get_gender_form("it")]!"
-		if (M.gender == MALE)
-			t_him = "him"
-		else if (M.gender == FEMALE)
-			t_him = "her"
-		user << "\red \The [M] is dead, you cannot help [t_him]!"
 		return
 
 	if (!istype(M))
-		user << "\red \The [src] cannot be applied to [M]!"
+		user << "\red \The [src] cannot be applied to \the [M]!"
 		return 1
 
 	if ( ! (istype(user, /mob/living/carbon/human) || \
@@ -144,6 +139,11 @@ MEDICAL
 		user << "\red You don't have the dexterity to do this!"
 		return 1
 
+	var/list/proper_forms = user.get_visible_gender()
+	var/user_his = proper_forms["its"]
+	proper_forms = M.get_visible_gender()
+	var/target_his = proper_forms["its"]
+
 	var/stoppedblood = 0
 	if(hasorgans(M))
 		var/datum/organ/external/affecting = M:get_organ("chest")
@@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ MEDICAL
 			if(!istype(affecting, /datum/organ/external) || affecting:burn_dam <= 0)
 				affecting = M:get_organ("head")
 		if(affecting.destroyed && !affecting.gauzed)
-			M.visible_message("\red You do your best to stop the bleeding from [M]'s stump.", "\red [user] does their best to stem [M]'s bleeding from [M.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] stump.", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
+			M.visible_message("\red \The [user] does their best to stem \the [M]'s bleeding from [target_his] stump.", "\red You do your best to stop the bleeding from \the [M]'s stump.", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
 			affecting.gauzed = 1
 			use(1)
 			return
@@ -177,9 +177,9 @@ MEDICAL
 
 		if (user && stoppedblood)
 			if (M != user)
-				user.visible_message("\red [user] [heal_burn? "salves" : "bandages"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] [M]'s cuts with [src].", "\red You [heal_burn? "salve" : "bandage up"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] [M]'s [heal_burn? "burns" : "wounds"].", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
+				user.visible_message("\red \The [user] [heal_burn? "salves" : "bandages"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] \the [M]'s cuts with \the [src].", "\red You [heal_burn? "salve" : "bandage up"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] \the [M]'s [heal_burn? "burns" : "wounds"].", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
 			else
-				user.visible_message("\red [user] [heal_burn? "salves" : "bandages"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] [user.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] own cuts with [src].", "\red You [heal_burn? "salve" : "bandage up"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] your [heal_burn? "burns" : "wounds"].", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
+				user.visible_message("\red \The [user] [heal_burn? "salves" : "bandages"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] [user_his] own cuts with \the [src].", "\red You [heal_burn? "salve" : "bandage up"] [stoppedblood - 1 ? "some of" : "the last of"] your [heal_burn? "burns" : "wounds"].", "\red You hear something like gauze being ripped.")
 		else if(user)
 			user << "\red Nothing to patch up!"
 			return

code/game/objects/tables_racks.dm

@@ -20,6 +20,11 @@ TABLE AND RACK OBJECT INTERATIONS
 		else
 	return
 
+/obj/structure/table/examine()
+	set src in oview()
+	..()
+	if(dented)
+		usr << "It looks to have [dented] [prob(30) ? "face shaped " : ""] dents in it."
 
 /obj/structure/table/blob_act()
 	if(prob(75))
@@ -149,28 +154,30 @@ TABLE AND RACK OBJECT INTERATIONS
 
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = G.affecting
 				var/datum/organ/external/affecting = H.get_organ("head")
+				var/list/proper_forms = H.get_visible_gender()
+				var/t_his = proper_forms["its"]
 				if(prob(25))
 					add_blood(G.affecting)
 					affecting.take_damage(rand(10,15), 0)
 					H.Weaken(2)
 					if(prob(20)) // One chance in 20 to DENT THE TABLE
-						affecting.take_damage(rand(0,5), 0) //Extra damage
+						affecting.take_damage(rand(5,10), 0) //Extra damage
 						if(dented)
 							G.assailant.visible_message("\red \The [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src] with enough force to further deform \the [src]!\nYou wish you could unhear that sound.",\
 							"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src] with enough force to leave another dent!\n[prob(50)?"That was a satisfying noise." : "That sound will haunt your nightmares"]",\
 							"\red You hear the nauseating crunch of bone and gristle on solid metal and the squeal of said metal deforming.")
 						else
-							dented = 1
 							G.assailant.visible_message("\red \The [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src] so hard it left a dent!\nYou wish you could unhear that sound.",\
 							"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src] with enough force to leave a dent!\n[prob(5)?"That was a satisfying noise." : "That sound will haunt your nightmares"]",\
 							"\red You hear the nauseating crunch of bone and gristle on solid metal and the squeal of said metal deforming.")
+						dented++
 					else if(prob(50))
-						G.assailant.visible_message("\red [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [H.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] bone and cartilage making a loud crunch!",\
+						G.assailant.visible_message("\red [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [t_his] bone and cartilage making a loud crunch!",\
-						"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [H.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] bone and cartilage making a loud crunch!",\
+						"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [t_his] bone and cartilage making a loud crunch!",\
 						"\red You hear the nauseating crunch of bone and gristle on solid metal, the noise echoing through the room.")
 					else
-						G.assailant.visible_message("\red [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [H.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] nose smashed and face bloodied!",\
+						G.assailant.visible_message("\red [G.assailant] smashes \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [t_his] nose smashed and face bloodied!",\
-						"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [H.gender == MALE? "his" : "her"] nose smashed and face bloodied!",\
+						"\red You smash \the [H]'s head on \the [src], [t_his] nose smashed and face bloodied!",\
 						"\red You hear the nauseating crunch of bone and gristle on solid metal and the gurgling gasp of someone who is trying to breathe through their own blood.")
 				else
 					affecting.take_damage(rand(5,10), 0)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm

@@ -204,10 +204,10 @@
 		if(src == M && istype(src, /mob/living/carbon/human))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 			var/list/damaged = H.get_damaged_organs(1,1)
-			src.visible_message( \
+			var/list/proper_forms = get_visible_gender()
-				text("\blue [src] examines [].",src.gender==MALE?"himself":"herself"), \
+			visible_message("\blue [src] examines [proper_forms["its"]]self.", \
-				"\blue You check yourself for injuries." \
+				"\blue You check yourself for injuries.", \
-				)
+				"You hear a rustle, as someone checks about their person.")
 
 			for(var/datum/organ/external/org in damaged)
 				var/status = ""
@@ -222,9 +222,11 @@
 				if(brutedamage > 0)
 					status = "bruised"
 				if(brutedamage > 20)
-					status = "bleeding"
+					status = "blugeoned"
 				if(brutedamage > 40)
 					status = "mangled"
+				if(org.bleeding && brutedamage)
+					status += ",[burndamage ? "" : " and"] bleeding[burndamage ? "," : ""]"
 				if(brutedamage > 0 && burndamage > 0)
 					status += " and "
 				if(burndamage > 40)
@@ -242,11 +244,6 @@
 				src.show_message(text("\t []My [] is [].",status=="OK"?"\blue ":"\red ",org.getDisplayName(),status),1)
 			src.show_message(text("\blue You finish checking yourself."),1)
 		else
-			var/t_him = "it"
-			if (src.gender == MALE)
-				t_him = "him"
-			else if (src.gender == FEMALE)
-				t_him = "her"
 			if (istype(src,/mob/living/carbon/human) && src:w_uniform)
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
 				H.w_uniform.add_fingerprint(M)
@@ -258,10 +255,11 @@
 			AdjustStunned(-3)
 			AdjustWeakened(-3)
 			playsound(src.loc, 'thudswoosh.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+			var/list/proper_forms = get_visible_gender()
 			M.visible_message( \
-				"\blue [M] shakes [src] trying to wake [t_him] up!", \
+				"\blue \The [M] shakes \the [src] trying to wake [proper_forms["it"]] up!", \
-				"\blue You shake [src] trying to wake [t_him] up!", \
+				"\blue You shake \the [src] trying to wake [proper_forms["it"]] up!", \
-				)
+				"You hear someone get shaken.")
 
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/eyecheck()
 	return 0

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm

@@ -27,32 +27,16 @@
 		skipears = src.head.flags_inv & HIDEEARS
 
 	// crappy hacks because you can't do \his[src] etc. I'm sorry this proc is so unreadable, blame the text macros :<
-	var/t_He = "It" //capitalised for use at the start of each line.
+	var/list/proper_forms = get_visible_gender()
-	var/t_his = "its"
+	var/t_He = proper_forms["It"] //capitalised for use at the start of each line.
-	var/t_him = "it"
+	var/t_his = proper_forms["its"]
-	var/t_has = "has"
+	var/t_him = proper_forms["it"]
-	var/t_is = "is"
+	var/t_has = proper_forms["has"]
+	var/t_is = proper_forms["is"]
 
 	var/msg = "<span class='info'>*---------*\nThis is "
-
+	if(icon)
-	if( skipjumpsuit && (wear_mask || skipmask) ) //big suits/masks make it hard to tell their gender
+		msg += "\icon[icon] " //fucking BYOND: this should stop dreamseeker crashing if we -somehow- examine somebody before their icon is generated
-		t_He = "They"
-		t_his = "their"
-		t_him = "them"
-		t_has = "have"
-		t_is = "are"
-	else
-		if(src.icon)
-			msg += "\icon[src.icon] " //fucking BYOND: this should stop dreamseeker crashing if we -somehow- examine somebody before their icon is generated
-		switch(src.gender)
-			if(MALE)
-				t_He = "He"
-				t_his = "his"
-				t_him = "him"
-			if(FEMALE)
-				t_He = "She"
-				t_his = "her"
-				t_him = "her"
 
 	msg += "<EM>\a [src]</EM>[examine_text ? ", [examine_text]":""]!\n"
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm

@@ -2744,3 +2744,14 @@ It can still be worn/put on as normal.
 		reset_view(0)
 		remoteobserve = null
 		src.tkdisable = 0
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/get_visible_gender()
+	var/skip_gender = (wear_suit && wear_suit.flags_inv & HIDEJUMPSUIT && ((head && head.flags_inv & HIDEMASK) || wear_mask))
+
+	if( !skip_gender ) //big suits/masks make it hard to tell their gender
+		switch(gender)
+			if(MALE)
+				return list("It" = "He", "its" = "his", "it" = "he", "has" = "has", "is" = "is", "itself" = "himself")
+			if(FEMALE)
+				return list("It" = "She", "its" = "her", "it" = "she", "has" = "has", "is" = "is", "itself" = "herself")
+	return list("It" = "They", "its" = "their", "it" = "them", "has" = "have", "is" = "are", "itself" = "themselves")

code/modules/mob/mob.dm

@@ -1160,3 +1160,13 @@ note dizziness decrements automatically in the mob's Life() proc.
 	// Call this proc whenever something about the clothing of a mob changes. Normally, you
 	// don't need to call this by hand, as the equip procs will do it for you.
 	..()
+
+/mob/proc/get_visible_gender()
+	//Returns the proper words to use based on the mob's visible gender.  Used in text creation.
+	return list("It" = "It", "its" = "its", "it" = "it", "has" = "has", "is" = "is", "itself" = "itself")
+
+/mob/proc/get_gender_form(var/form)
+	if(!istext(form))
+		return
+	var/list/proper_forms = get_visible_gender()
+	return proper_forms[form]