diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/sahoc_ch.dm b/code/game/objects/items/sahoc_ch.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..69674eb59b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/sahoc_ch.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,149 @@
+/obj/item/device/buttonofnormal
+	name = "Chaos button"
+	desc = "It radiates an aura of chaotic size energy."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/mobcap.dmi'
+	icon_state = "mobcap0"
+	matter = list(DEFAULT_WALL_MATERIAL = 1000)
+	throwforce = 00
+	throw_speed = 4
+	throw_range = 20
+	force = 0
+	var/colorindex = 0
+	var/mob/living/capsuleowner = null //taken from Capsule Code
+	var/sizetouse = 0.25
+
+	pickup(mob/user)
+		if(!capsuleowner)
+			capsuleowner = user
+
+	attack_self(mob/user)
+		if(colorindex)
+			nonrandom()
+		sleep(10)
+		capsuleowner.resize(sizetouse)
+		sizetouse = rand(25,200)/100 //randmization occurs after press
+
+	throw_impact(atom/A, speed, mob/user)
+		..()
+		if(isliving(A))
+			if(colorindex)
+				nonrandom()
+			sleep(5)
+			var/mob/living/capsulehit = A
+			capsulehit.resize(sizetouse)
+			sizetouse = rand(25,200)/100 //randmization occurs after press
+
+	attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user)
+		if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/pen))
+			colorindex = (colorindex + 1) % 6
+			icon_state = "mobcap[colorindex]"
+			update_icon()
+		if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/card/id))
+			capsuleowner = null
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/device/buttonofnormal/proc/nonrandom() //Secret ball randmoizer rig code
+	switch(colorindex)
+		if(1)	sizetouse = RESIZE_HUGE
+		if(2)	sizetouse = RESIZE_BIG
+		if(3)	sizetouse = RESIZE_NORMAL
+		if(4)	sizetouse = RESIZE_SMALL
+		if(5)	sizetouse = RESIZE_TINY
+
+/obj/item/device/daredevice
+	name = "Dare button"
+	desc = "A strange button, the only distinguishing feature being an engraved text reading 'Suffer to Gain.'."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/mobcap.dmi'
+	icon_state = "mobcap1"
+	matter = list(DEFAULT_WALL_MATERIAL = 5000)
+	throwforce = 00
+	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_range = 20
+	force = 0
+	var/luckynumber7 = 0
+	var/colorindex = 1
+
+	var/list/winitems = list(
+				/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cookie,
+				/obj/item/weapon/spacecasinocash,
+				/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe/drugs,
+	)
+
+	attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user)
+		if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/pen))
+			colorindex += 1
+			if(colorindex >= 6)
+				colorindex = 0
+			icon_state = "mobcap[colorindex]"
+			update_icon()
+		..()
+
+	attack_self(mob/user)
+		var/mob/living/capsuleowner = user
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 30, 1)
+		var/item = pick(winitems)
+		sleep(100)
+		switch(luckynumber7)
+			if(1)	capsuleowner.resize(RESIZE_TINY) //Loss Shrinking!
+			if(2)	capsuleowner.apply_damage(5, BRUTE) //Loss Damaging!
+			if(3)	capsuleowner.Weaken(5) //Loss Knee spaghetti!
+			if(4)	capsuleowner.hallucination += 66 //loss woah, dude.
+			if(5)	new	item(capsuleowner.loc) //Win!
+			if(7)
+				new	/obj/item/weapon/material/butterfly/switchblade(capsuleowner.loc)
+				capsuleowner.apply_damage(10, BRUTE) //Loss Damaging! WIN KNIVE!
+			if(9)
+				new	/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/sizegun/not_advanced(capsuleowner.loc)
+				qdel(src)
+			if(777)	new	/obj/item/weapon/spacecash/c1000(capsuleowner.loc) //for rigging
+			else luckynumber7 = (rand(0,10))
+		luckynumber7 = rand(0,10)
+		sleep(100)
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/machines/slotmachine.ogg', 25, 1)
+
+//items literally just made for the above item spawner
+
+//
+//BADvanced size gun
+//
+/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/sizegun/not_advanced
+	name = "Corrupted size gun"
+	desc = "A highly advanced ray gun with a knob on the side to adjust the size you desire. Or at least that's what it used to be."
+	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/beam/sizelaser/chaos
+	charge_cost = 60 //1/3 of the base price for a normal one.
+//
+//CHAOS laser
+//
+/obj/item/projectile/beam/sizelaser/chaos //The Defintiely not advanced sizeguns laser.
+	name = "chaos size beam"
+	light_color = "#FF0000"
+	light_range = 3
+	light_power = 9 //should be plenty visible.
+	var/list/chaos_colors = list(
+					"#FF0000",
+					"#00FF00",
+					"#0000FF",
+					"#FFFF00",
+					"#00FFFF",
+					"#FF00FF",
+					"#000000",
+					"#FFFFFF",
+					"#F0F0F0",
+					"#0F0F0F",
+					)
+
+	on_hit(var/atom/target)
+		light_color = pick(chaos_colors)
+		var/chaos = rand(25,200)
+		var/mob/living/M = target
+		if(ishuman(target))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+			H.resize(chaos/100)
+			H.show_message("<font color='#6F6FE2'> The beam fires into your body, changing your size!</font>")
+			H.updateicon()
+		else if (istype(target, /mob/living/))
+			var/mob/living/H = M
+			H.resize(chaos/100)
+			H.updateicon()
+		else
+			return 1
diff --git a/vorestation.dme b/vorestation.dme
index b2cdeb4e86..4a505e8dd0 100644
--- a/vorestation.dme
+++ b/vorestation.dme
@@ -1166,6 +1166,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\pizza_voucher_vr.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\poi_items.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\robobag.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\sahoc_ch.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\shooting_range.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\surplus_voucher_ch.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\tailoring.dm"