diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index bbc4acc0b9..ee752a475d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -1067,22 +1067,6 @@
 				take_overall_damage(2,0)
 				traumatic_shock++
 
-		if (drowsyness)
-			drowsyness--
-			eye_blurry = max(2, eye_blurry)
-			if (prob(5))
-				sleeping += 1
-				Paralyse(5)
-
-		confused = max(0, confused - 1)
-		// decrement dizziness counter, clamped to 0
-		if(resting)
-			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 15)
-			jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 15)
-		else
-			dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 3)
-			jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 3)
-
 		if(!(species.flags & IS_SYNTHETIC)) handle_trace_chems()
 
 		updatehealth()
@@ -1112,13 +1096,6 @@
 			if( (getOxyLoss() > 50) || (config.health_threshold_crit > health) )
 				Paralyse(3)
 
-				/* Done by handle_breath()
-				if( health <= 20 && prob(1) )
-					spawn(0)
-						emote("gasp")
-				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline"))
-					adjustOxyLoss(1)*/
-
 			if(hallucination)
 				if(hallucination >= 20)
 					if(prob(3))
@@ -1161,22 +1138,17 @@
 				if( prob(2) && health && !hal_crit )
 					spawn(0)
 						emote("snore")
-			else if(resting)
-				if(halloss > 0)
-					adjustHalLoss(-3)
 			//CONSCIOUS
 			else
 				stat = CONSCIOUS
-				if(halloss > 0)
-					adjustHalLoss(-1)
 
+			//Periodically double-check embedded_flag
 			if(embedded_flag && !(life_tick % 10))
 				var/list/E
 				E = get_visible_implants(0)
 				if(!E.len)
 					embedded_flag = 0
 
-
 			//Eyes
 			if(!species.has_organ["eyes"]) // Presumably if a species has no eyes, they see via something else.
 				eye_blind =  0
@@ -1208,9 +1180,28 @@
 			else if(ear_damage < 25)	//ear damage heals slowly under this threshold. otherwise you'll need earmuffs
 				ear_damage = max(ear_damage-0.05, 0)
 
+			//Resting
+			if(resting)
+				dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 15)
+				jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 15)
+				adjustHalLoss(-3)
+			else
+				dizziness = max(0, dizziness - 3)
+				jitteriness = max(0, jitteriness - 3)
+				adjustHalLoss(-1)
+
 			//Other
 			handle_statuses()
 
+			if (drowsyness)
+				drowsyness--
+				eye_blurry = max(2, eye_blurry)
+				if (prob(5))
+					sleeping += 1
+					Paralyse(5)
+
+			confused = max(0, confused - 1)
+
 			// If you're dirty, your gloves will become dirty, too.
 			if(gloves && germ_level > gloves.germ_level && prob(10))
 				gloves.germ_level += 1