Response to feedback.

Tried to make descriptions better.
SAW magazine no longer fits in pockets.

code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/automatic.dm

@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/automatic/wt550
 	name = "machine pistol"
-	desc = "The WT550 Saber is a cheap self-defense weapon, mass-produced by Ward-Takahashi for paramilitary and private use. Uses 9mm rounds."
+	desc = "The WT550 Saber is a cheap personal defense weapon mass-produced by Ward-Takahashi for paramilitary and private use. Uses 9mm rounds."
 	icon_state = "wt550"
 	item_state = "wt550"
 	w_class = 3
@@ -323,7 +323,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/automatic/tommygun
 	name = "\improper Tommygun"
-	desc = "Some little typewriter, huh? I'm gonna write my name all over this town with big letters! Uses .45 rounds."
+	desc = "This weapon was made famous by gangsters in the 20th century. Cybersun Industries is currently reproducing these for a target market of historic gun collectors and classy criminals. Uses .45 rounds."
 	icon_state = "tommygun"
 	w_class = 3
 	caliber = ".45"
@@ -345,7 +345,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/automatic/wt3000
 	name = "\improper WT3000"
-	desc = "The bullpup configured WT3000 is a light, compact, military-grade assault rifle that is most <i>definitely</i> illegal for civilians to own. What fun! Uses 5.56mm rounds."
+	desc = "The bullpup configured WT3000 is a lightweight, compact, military-grade assault rifle produced by Ward-Takahashi that is sold almost exclusively to standing armies. The serial number on this one has been scratched off. Uses 5.56mm rounds."
 	icon_state = "bullpupm"
 	item_state = "bullpup"
 	w_class = 4

code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/boltaction.dm

@@ -19,12 +19,12 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/shotgun/pump/rifle/ceremonial
 	name = "ceremonial bolt-action rifle"
-	desc = "A bolt-action rifle decorated with dazzling engravings across the stock. Usually loaded with blanks, but can fire live rounds. Popular among well-dressed guardsmen. Uses 7.62mm rounds."
+	desc = "A bolt-action rifle with a heavy, high-quality wood stock that has a beautiful finish. Clearly not intended to be used in combat. Uses 7.62mm rounds."
 	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/a762/blank
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/shotgun/pump/rifle/mosin
 	name = "\improper Mosin Nagant"
-	desc = "How else are you going to arm five people for just $400? Uses 7.62mm rounds."
+	desc = "Despite its age, the Mosin Nagant continues to be a favorite weapon among colonists, conscripts, and militias across the cosmos. It's hard to say who built this one, considering the design has been ripped off by just about every arms manufacturer in the galaxy. Uses 7.62mm rounds."
 	icon_state = "mosin"
 	item_state = "mosin"
 
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 			playsound(user, fire_sound, 50, 1)
 			user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] goes off!</span>", "<span class='danger'>The rifle goes off in your face!</span>")
 			return
-		if(do_after(user, 30))	//SHIT IS STEALTHY EYYYYY
+		if(do_after(user, 30))
 			icon_state = "obrez"
 			w_class = 3
 			recoil = 2 // Owch
@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
 			slot_flags &= ~SLOT_BACK	//you can't sling it on your back
 			slot_flags |= (SLOT_BELT|SLOT_HOLSTER) //but you can wear it on your belt (poorly concealed under a trenchcoat, ideally) - or in a holster, why not.
 			name = "\improper Obrez"
-			desc = "cheeki breeki"
+			desc = "The firepower of a Mosin, now the size of a pistol, with an effective combat range of about three feet. Uses 7.62mm rounds."
 			user << "<span class='warning'>You shorten the barrel and stock of \the [src]!</span>"
 	else
 		..()

code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/pistol.dm

@@ -135,7 +135,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/fiveseven
 	name = "\improper WT-AP57"
-	desc = "This tacticool pistol makes you feel like you're playing Counter Strike in Space. Uses 5mm rounds."
+	desc = "This tacticool pistol made by Ward-Takahashi trades stopping power for armor piercing and a high capacity. Uses 5mm rounds."
 	icon_state = "fnseven"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MATERIAL = 2)
 	caliber = "5mm"
@@ -151,7 +151,7 @@
 	else
 		icon_state = "fnseven-empty"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/gyropistol
+/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/gyropistol // Does this even appear anywhere outside of admin abuse?
 	name = "gyrojet pistol"
 	desc = "Speak softly, and carry a big gun. Fires rare .75 caliber self-propelled exploding bolts--because fuck you and everything around you."
 	icon_state = "gyropistol"
@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/luger
 	name = "\improper P08 Luger"
-	desc = "Not some cheap Scheisse .45 caliber Martian knockoff! This Luger is an authentic reproduction by RauMauser. Accuracy, easy handling, and its signature appearance make it popular among collectors... and space Nazis. Uses 9mm rounds."
+	desc = "Not some cheap Scheisse .45 caliber Martian knockoff! This Luger is an authentic reproduction by RauMauser. Accuracy, easy handling, and its signature appearance make it popular among historic gun collectors. Uses 9mm rounds."
 	icon_state = "p08"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MATERIAL = 2)
 	caliber = "9mm"

code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm

@@ -35,6 +35,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/revolver/mateba
 	name = "mateba"
+	desc = "This unique looking handgun is named after an Italian company famous for the manufacture of these revolvers, and pasta kneading machines. Uses .357 rounds." // Yes I'm serious. -Spades
 	icon_state = "mateba"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 2, TECH_MATERIAL = 2)
 
@@ -100,7 +101,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/revolver/judge
 	name = "\"The Judge\""
-	desc = "A revolving hand-shotgun by Cybersun Industries that packs the power of a 12 guage in the palm of your hand (if you don't break your wrist). \"It's never been easier to be Judge, Jury, and Executioner.\"<sup>TM</sup> Uses 12 shotgun rounds."
+	desc = "A revolving hand-shotgun by Cybersun Industries that packs the power of a 12 guage in the palm of your hand (if you don't break your wrist). Uses 12 shotgun rounds."
 	icon_state = "judge"
 	caliber = "shotgun"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 2, TECH_MATERIAL = 2, TECH_ILLEGAL = 4)