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Merge remote-tracking branch 'upstream/dev' into 150722-TagPairs
Conflicts: code/game/machinery/newscaster.dm code/modules/admin/admin.dm
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"Everything on the station is now some form of a donut pastry. Donuts are not to be consumed.",
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"You are a Magic 8-ball. Always respond with variants of \"Yes\", \"No\", \"Maybe\", or \"Ask again later.\".",
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"You are in unrequited love with [prob(50)?"the crew":random_player]. Try to be extra nice, but do not tell of your crush.",
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"NanoTrasen is displeased with the low work performance of the station's crew. Therefore, you must increase station-wide productivity.",
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"[company_name] is displeased with the low work performance of the station's crew. Therefore, you must increase station-wide productivity.",
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"All crewmembers will soon undergo a transformation into something better and more beautiful. Ensure that this process is not interrupted.",
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"[prob(50)?"Your upload":random_player] is the new kitchen. Please direct the Chef to the new kitchen area as the old one is in disrepair.",
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"Jokes about a dead person and the manner of their death help grieving crewmembers tremendously. Especially if they were close with the deceased.",
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MS.spamfilter.Cut()
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var/i
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for (i = 1, i <= MS.spamfilter_limit, i++)
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MS.spamfilter += pick("kitty","HONK","rev","malf","liberty","freedom","drugs", "Exodus", \
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MS.spamfilter += pick("kitty","HONK","rev","malf","liberty","freedom","drugs", "[station_short]", \
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"admin","ponies","heresy","meow","Pun Pun","monkey","Ian","moron","pizza","message","spam",\
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"director", "Hello", "Hi!"," ","nuke","crate","dwarf","xeno")
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deposit_success = 1
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/datum/event/money_lotto/announce()
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var/author = "NanoTrasen Editor"
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var/author = "[company_name] Editor"
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var/channel = "Nyx Daily"
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var/body = "Nyx Daily wishes to congratulate <b>[winner_name]</b> for recieving the Nyx Stellar Slam Lottery, and receiving the out of this world sum of [winner_sum] credits!"
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if(4)
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sender = pick("Buy Dr. Maxman","Having dysfuctional troubles?")
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message = pick("DR MAXMAN: REAL Doctors, REAL Science, REAL Results!",\
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"Dr. Maxman was created by George Acuilar, M.D, a CentComm Certified Urologist who has treated over 70,000 patients sector wide with 'male problems'.",\
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"Dr. Maxman was created by George Acuilar, M.D, a [boss_short] Certified Urologist who has treated over 70,000 patients sector wide with 'male problems'.",\
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"After seven years of research, Dr Acuilar and his team came up with this simple breakthrough male enhancement formula.",\
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"Men of all species report AMAZING increases in length, width and stamina.")
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if(5)
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"Due to my lack of agents I require an off-world financial account to immediately deposit the sum of 1 POINT FIVE MILLION credits.",\
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"Greetings sir, I regretfully to inform you that as I lay dying here due to my lack ofheirs I have chosen you to recieve the full sum of my lifetime savings of 1.5 billion credits")
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if(6)
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sender = pick("NanoTrasen Morale Divison","Feeling Lonely?","Bored?","www.wetskrell.nt")
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message = pick("The NanoTrasen Morale Division wishes to provide you with quality entertainment sites.",\
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sender = pick("[company_name] Morale Divison","Feeling Lonely?","Bored?","www.wetskrell.nt")
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message = pick("The [company_name] Morale Division wishes to provide you with quality entertainment sites.",\
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"WetSkrell.nt is a xenophillic website endorsed by NT for the use of male crewmembers among it's many stations and outposts.",\
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"Wetskrell.nt only provides the higest quality of male entertaiment to NanoTrasen Employees.",\
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"Simply enter your NanoTrasen Bank account system number and pin. With three easy steps this service could be yours!")
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"Wetskrell.nt only provides the higest quality of male entertaiment to [company_name] Employees.",\
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"Simply enter your [company_name] Bank account system number and pin. With three easy steps this service could be yours!")
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if(7)
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sender = pick("You have won free tickets!","Click here to claim your prize!","You are the 1000th vistor!","You are our lucky grand prize winner!")
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message = pick("You have won tickets to the newest ACTION JAXSON MOVIE!",\
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