diff --git a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport_vr.dm b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport_vr.dm
index 4075bc70f0..b3054a44c0 100644
--- a/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport_vr.dm
+++ b/code/datums/helper_datums/teleport_vr.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,11 @@
+//wrapper
+/proc/do_noeffect_teleport(ateleatom, adestination, aprecision=0, afteleport=1, aeffectin=null, aeffectout=null, asoundin=null, asoundout=null, local=TRUE)
+	new /datum/teleport/instant/science/noeffect(arglist(args))
+	return
+
+/datum/teleport/instant/science/noeffect/setEffects(datum/effect/effect/system/aeffectin,datum/effect/effect/system/aeffectout)
+	return 1
+
 /datum/teleport/proc/try_televore()
 	//Destination is in a belly
 	if(isbelly(destination.loc))
diff --git a/code/modules/multiz/structures_vr.dm b/code/modules/multiz/structures_vr.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..7307b7ad30
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/multiz/structures_vr.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,57 @@
+/obj/structure/portal_subtle
+	name = "portal"
+	desc = "Looks unstable. Best to test it with the clown."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/stationobjs.dmi'
+	icon_state = "portal"
+	density = 1
+	unacidable = 1//Can't destroy energy portals.
+	var/failchance = 0
+	anchored = 1
+	var/obj/structure/portal/target
+
+/obj/structure/portal/Destroy()
+	if(target)
+		target.target = null
+		target = null
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/portal/Bumped(mob/M as mob|obj)
+	if(istype(M,/mob) && !(istype(M,/mob/living)))
+		return	//do not send ghosts, zshadows, ai eyes, etc
+	spawn(0)
+		src.teleport(M)
+		return
+	return
+
+/obj/structure/portal/Crossed(AM as mob|obj)
+	if(istype(AM,/mob) && !(istype(AM,/mob/living)))
+		return	//do not send ghosts, zshadows, ai eyes, etc
+	spawn(0)
+		src.teleport(AM)
+		return
+	return
+
+/obj/structure/portal/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
+	if(istype(user) && !(istype(user,/mob/living)))
+		return	//do not send ghosts, zshadows, ai eyes, etc
+	spawn(0)
+		src.teleport(user)
+		return
+	return
+
+/obj/structure/portal/proc/teleport(atom/movable/M as mob|obj)
+	if(istype(M, /obj/effect)) //sparks don't teleport
+		return
+	if (M.anchored&&istype(M, /obj/mecha))
+		return
+	if (icon_state == "portal1")
+		return
+	if (!( target ))
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	if (istype(M, /atom/movable))
+		if(prob(failchance)) //oh dear a problem, put em in deep space
+			src.icon_state = "portal1"
+			do_noeffect_teleport(M, locate(rand(5, world.maxx - 5), rand(5, world.maxy -5), 3), 0)
+		else
+			do_noeffect_teleport(M, target, 0) ///You will appear adjacent to the beacon
diff --git a/vorestation.dme b/vorestation.dme
index 6277b52989..55e977b92c 100644
--- a/vorestation.dme
+++ b/vorestation.dme
@@ -2457,6 +2457,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\multiz\open_space_controller.dm"
 #include "code\modules\multiz\pipes.dm"
 #include "code\modules\multiz\structures.dm"
+#include "code\modules\multiz\structures_vr.dm"
 #include "code\modules\multiz\turf.dm"
 #include "code\modules\multiz\zshadow.dm"
 #include "code\modules\nano\nanoexternal.dm"