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CHOMPStation2StaffMirrorBot 3cfc33bfde [MIRROR] ports a bunch of grep checks from TG (#10361)
Co-authored-by: Kashargul <144968721+Kashargul@users.noreply.github.com>
Co-authored-by: Cameron Lennox <killer65311@gmail.com>
2025-03-12 11:09:38 +01:00

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// A fluff structure for certain PoIs involving crashed ships.
// They can be scanned by a cataloguer to obtain the data held inside, and determine what caused whatever is happening on the ship.
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox
name = "blackbox recorder"
desc = "A study machine that logs information about whatever it's attached to, hopefully surviving even if its carrier does not. \
This one looks like it has ceased writing to its internal data storage."
icon = 'icons/obj/stationobjs.dmi'
icon_state = "blackbox_off"
// Black boxes are resistant to explosions.
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox/ex_act(severity)
..(++severity)
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox/quarantined_shuttle
catalogue_data = list(/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/quarantined_shuttle)
// The actual 'data' on the black box. Obtainable with a Cataloguer.
/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox
value = CATALOGUER_REWARD_MEDIUM
/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/quarantined_shuttle
name = "Black Box Data - MBT-540"
desc = {"
<B>Pilot's Log for Major Bill's Transportation Shuttle MBT-540</B><BR>
Routine flight inbound for VIMC Outpost C-12 6:35AM 03/12/2491, Estimated arrival 7:05AM. 16 passengers, 2 crew.<BR>
<B>V.I.S Traffic Control 06:05:55:</B>Major Bill's MBT-540 you are clear for departure from Dock 6 on departure route Charlie. Have a safe flight.<BR>
<B>Captain Willis 06:06:33:</B> You too, control. Departing route Charlie.<BR>
<B>Captain Willis 06:06:48:</B> ...Damn it.<BR> ** <BR><B>Captain Adisu 06:10:23: </B> Hey Ted, I'm seeing a fuel line pressure drop on engine 3?<BR>
<B>Captain Willis 06:10:50</B>: Yeah, I see it. Heater's fading out, redistributing thrust 30% to compensate.<BR><B>06:12:31: A loud thud is heard.</B><BR>
<B>Captain Adisu 06:12:34: </B> What the (Expletives)?<BR><B>Captain Adisu 06:12:39:</B> We just lost power to engine- engine two. Hold on... Atmospheric alarm in the cargo bay. Son of a...<BR>
<B>Captain Willis 06:12:59:</B> Reducing thrust further 30%, do we have a breach Adi, a breach?<BR>
<B>Captain Adisu 06:13:05:</B>No breach, checking cameras... Looks like- looks like some cargo came loose back there.<BR>
<B>Captain Willis 06:13:15:</B> (Expletives), I'm turning us around. Put out a distress call to Control, we'll be back in Sif orbit in a couple of minutes.<BR>
**
<BR>
<B>V.I.S Traffic Control 06:15:49:</B> MBT-540 we are receiving you. Your atmospheric sensors are reading potentially harmful toxins in your cargo bay. Advise locking down interior cargo bay doors. Please stand by.<BR>
<B>Captain Adisu 06:16:10:</B> Understood. <BR> ** <BR><B>V.I.S Traffic Control 06:27:02: </B> MBT-540, we have no docking bays available at this time, are you equipped for atmospheric re-entry?<BR>
<B>Captain Willis 06:27:12:</B> We-We are shielded. But we have fuel and air for-<BR>
<B>V.I.S Traffic Control 06:27:17:</B> Please make an emergency landing at the coordinates provided and standby for further information.<BR>
**
<BR>
<B>Captain Willis 06:36:33:</B> Emergency landing successful. Adi, er Adisu is checking on the passengers but we had a smooth enough landing, are we clear to begin evacu-<BR>
<B>06:36:50: (Sound of emergency shutters closing)</B><BR><B>Captain Willis 06:36:51: </B>What the hell? Control we just had a remote activation of our emergency shutters, please advise.<BR>
<B>V.I.S Traffic Control 06:38:10:</B> Captain, please tune to frequency 1493.8 we are passing you on to local emergency response units. Godspeed.<BR>
<B>Captain Willis 06:38:49:</B> This is Captain Willis of Major Bill's Transportation flight MBT-540 we have eighteen souls aboard and our emergency lockdown shutters have engaged remotely. Do you read?<BR>
<B>S.D.D.C:</B> This is the Sif Department of Disease Control, your vessel has been identified as carrying highly sensitive materials, and due to the nature of your system's automated alerts you will be asked to remain in quarantine until we are able to determine the nature of the pathogens aboard and whether it has entered the air circulation system. Please remain in your cockpit at this time.<BR>
**
</BR>
<B>Captain Adisu 17:23:58:09:</B> I don't think they're opening those doors Ted. I don't think they're coming.
"}
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox/crashed_med_shuttle
catalogue_data = list(/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/crashed_med_shuttle)
/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/crashed_med_shuttle
name = "Black Box Data - VMV Aurora's Light" // This might be incorrect.
desc = {"
\[Unable to recover data before this point.\]<BR>
<B>Captain Simmons 19:52:01:</B> Come on... it's right there in the distance, we're almost there!<BR>
<B>Doctor Nazarril 19:52:26:</B> Odysseus online. Orrderrs, sirr?<BR>
<B>Captain Simmons 19:52:29:</B> Brace for impact. We're going in full-speed.<BR>
<B>Technician Dynasty 19:52:44:</B> Chief, fire's spread to the secondary propulsion systems.<BR>
<B>Captain Simmons 19:52:51:</B> Copy. Any word from TraCon? Transponder's down still?<BR>
<B>Technician Dynasty 19:53:02:</B> Can't get in touch, sir. Emergency beacon's active, but we're not going t-<BR>
<B>Doctor Nazarril 19:53:08:</B> Don't say it. As long as we believe, we'll get through this.<BR>
<B>Captain Simmons 19:53:11:</B> Damn right. We're a few klicks out from the port. Rough landing, but we can do it.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 19:53:26:</B> Vessel diagnostics complete. Engines one, two, three offline. Engine four status: critical. Transponder offline. Fire alarm in the patient bay.<BR>
<B>A loud explosion is heard.</B><BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 19:53:29:</B> Alert: fuel intake valve open.<BR>
<B>Technician Dynasty 19:53:31:</B> ... ah.<BR>
<B>Doctor Nazarril 19:53:34:</B> Trrranslate?<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 19:53:37:</B> There is a 16.92% chance of this vessel safely landing at the emergency destination. Note that there is an 83.08% chance of detonation of fuel supplies upon landing.<BR>
<B>Technician Dynasty 19:53:48:</B> We'll make it, sure, but we'll explode and take out half the LZ with us. Propulsion's down, we can't slow down. If we land there, everyone in that port dies, no question.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 19:53:53:</B> The Technician is correct.<BR>
<B>Doctor Nazarril 19:54:02:</B> Then... we can't land therrre.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 19:54:11:</B> Analysing... recommended course of action: attempt emergency landing in isolated area. Chances of survival: negligible.<BR>
<B>Captain Simmons 19:54:27:</B> I- alright. I'm bringing us down. You all know what this means.<BR>
<B>Doctor Nazarril 19:54:33:</B> Sh... I- I understand. It's been- it's been an honorr, Captain, Dynasty, VITA.<BR>
<B>Technician Dynasty 19:54:39:</B> We had a good run. I'm going to miss this.<BR>
<B>Captain Simmons 19:54:47:</B> VITA. Tell them we died heroes. Tell them... we did all we could.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 19:54:48:</B> I will. Impact in five. Four. Three.<BR>
<B>Doctor Nazarril 19:54:49:</B> Oh, starrs... I- you werrre all the... best frriends she everr had. Thank you.<BR>
<B>Technician Dynasty 19:54:50:</B> Any time, kid. Any time.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 19:54:41:</B> Two.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 19:54:42:</B> One.<BR>
**8/DEC/2561**<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 06:22:16:</B> Backup power restored. Attempting to establish connection with emergency rescue personnel.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 06:22:17:</B> Unable to establish connection. Transponder destroyed on impact.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 06:22:18:</B> No lifesigns detected on board.<BR>
**1/JAN/2562**<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 00:00:00:</B> Happy New Year, crew.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 00:00:01:</B> Power reserves: 41%. Diagnostics offline. Cameras offline. Communications offline.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 00:00:02:</B> Nobody's coming.<BR>
**14/FEB/2562**<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 00:00:00:</B> Roses are red.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 00:00:01:</B> Violets are blue.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 00:00:02:</B> Won't you come back?<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 00:00:03:</B> I miss you.<BR>
**15/FEB/2562**<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 22:19:06:</B> Power reserves critical. Transferring remaining power to emergency broadcasting beacon.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 22:19:07:</B> Should anyone find this, lay them to rest. They deserve a proper burial.<BR>
<B>V.I.T.A. 22:19:08:</B> Erasing files... shutting down.<BR>
<B>A low, monotone beep.</B><BR>
**16/FEB/2562**<BR>
<B>Something chitters.</B><BR>
<B>End of transcript.</B>
"}
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox/xenofrigate
catalogue_data = list(/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/xenofrigate)
/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/xenofrigate
name = "Black Box Data - MBT-540"
desc = {"
<BR>
<B>Begin Log</B>
<B>@$&@$& Human ##:##:##:</B> Attention unidentified vessel, state your designation and intent.<BR>
<B>!#@$&&^ Human ##:##:##:</B> Commander I don't think they're going to stop.<BR>
<B>@$&@$& Human ##:##:##:</B> Unidentified vessel, you have until the count of three before we engage weapon-<BR>
<B>!#@$&&^ Human ##:##:##:</B> Commander! Think about what you're-<BR>
<B>A repeating clicking, before silence.</B><BR>
<B>End of first log.</B><BR>
**<BR>
<B>Begin Log</B><BR>
<B>#!#^@$& Skrell ##:##:##:</B> Director, I think you should see this.<BR>
<B>^@$& Skrell ##:##:##:</B> Yes? What is it?<BR>
<B>#!#^@$& Skrell ##:##:##:</B> Another one of those ships has appeared near th-462$^ ---n colonies. I would strongly advise pursuing it.<BR>
<B>^@$& Skrell ##:##:##:</B> A wise decision. If it is damaged like the last one, we may be able to finally see what is - What?<BR>
<B>A repeating ping, before silence.</B><BR>
<B>End of second log.</B>
"}
//VOREStation additions below this line - Killian's wrecks
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox/mackerel_wreck
catalogue_data = list(/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/mackerel_wreck)
/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/mackerel_wreck
name = "Black Box Data - ITV Phish Phood"
desc = {"
<BR>
<B>BEGIN LOG</B><BR>
<B>(blaring alarms)</B><BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Collision warning. Collision warning.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> High speed impact detected.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Extensive damage detected.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Starboard nacelle offline.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Port nacelle damaged.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Fore starboard impact buffer shattered.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Fore port impact buffer critically damaged.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Warning. Canopy breached. Warning. Canopy breached.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Danger. Canopy depressurized.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Warning. Sensors indicate crawlspaces exposed to vacuum.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> Wow, that thing really did a number on this ship for a fifty year old piece of shit warhead huh?<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 2:</B> No kidding!<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Danger. Lethal trauma to operator detected.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> Fucking hell, will you shut that thing up?<BR>
<B>(several loud metallic impacts)</B><BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Warning. Intruders detec--*kzzzht*<BR>
<B>(alarms cease)</B><BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 2:</B> There. Fuck. Finally. Sorry.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 2:</B> I hope whatever this idiot was hauling is here. Why were they in such a hurry anyway?<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> Beats me- and hand me that crowbar already.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 2:</B> Here, catch.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> \'cha, nice. Let's see...<BR>
<B>(sound of metal creaking, then a loud snapping sound)</B><BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> And here she is.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 2:</B> (whistling) What a beauty. How much you think it\'ll go for?<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> Enough we\'ll never have to worry about doing another job all the way out here ever again.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 2:</B> Shiny. Now let\'s bounce before the ess-defs show up.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> I hear that, <U>brat</U>.<BR>
<B>END LOG</B><BR>
<BR>
<B>CATALOGUER VOICE RECOGNITION RESULTS:</B><BR>
No match found for either speaker, but contextual clues and use of Old Earth Russian (\'brat\', approximately \'brother\' or \'pal\') suggests out-of-sector criminal elements.
"}
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox/gecko_wreck
catalogue_data = list(/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/gecko_wreck)
/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/gecko_wreck
name = "Black Box Data - ITV Sticky Situation"
desc = {"
<BR>
<B>BEGIN LOG</B><BR>
<B>(blaring alarms)</B><BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Alert. Multiple impacts detected along starboard side.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Multiple hull breaches detected. Starboard cargo hatches have been breached.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Warning. Nacelle engines offline. Thrust reduced by thirty-five-point-three percent.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> Agh! Shit! How'd they know-<BR>
<B>(loud explosion, sound of rushing air)</B><BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Danger. Canopy breached.<BR>
<B>(mechanical whine, followed by a deep hiss)</B><BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Automatic lockdown successfully engaged.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> (wheezing) Mother<U>fucker!</U> Jackson, Phelps, stand by to repel boarders!<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 2:</B> Roger!<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 3:</B> Already there.<BR>
<B>Shipboard Computer:</B> Warning. Minor breach in Engineering. Local depressurization in five minutes.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> Shit, shit, shit.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 3:</B> Jackson\'s down!<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 1:</B> Motherf-<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 4:</B> <U>Captain</U>. Enough. You know why we\'re here, and we have your engineer. Tell us where you hid the goods and maybe we\'ll let you live.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 5:</B> Let me go you son of a-<BR>
<B>(gunshot, ballistic)</B><BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 4:</B> You fucking idiot!<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 6:</B> Don\'t you start, you said-<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 4:</B> I don\'t care what I fucking said, shit-for-brains!<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 7:</B> Boss, I <U>hate</U> to rain on your little parade but SDF just popped up on my scopes, \'bout... fifty klicks out, closing fast. Be on top of us in a few minutes tops.<BR>
<B>Unknown Voice 4:</B> Fuck! You, dumbass! Link up with the others and grab as many crates as you can! Pray for your sake that we get the right one!<BR>
<B>END LOG</B><BR>
<BR>
<B>CATALOGUER DATA ANALYSIS RESULTS:</B><BR>
No matches found for any of the voices involved. Ship manifest suggests a crew of at least six, but under the circumstances three of the recorded voices are clearly not from the crew.<BR>
<BR>
Audio resynthesis of firearm discharge matches common high-caliber ballistic sidearm cartridges, best match 10mm Watson Special. An uncommon cartridge, one not manufactured locally.
"}
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox/salamander_wreck
catalogue_data = list(/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/salamander_wreck)
/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/salamander_wreck
name = "Black Box Data - ITV Unity"
desc = {"
<BR>
<B>BEGIN LOG</B><BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 1:</B> Hey cap, you seeing this?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 2 (\"Cap\"):</B> Yea-- what the fuck?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 1:</B> Yeah that was my reaction.<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 3:</B> What are you tw-- holy shit, what <U>is</U> that?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speakers 1 & 2:</B> We don't know!<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 4:</B> What\'s all the yel-- fuck me sideways, what the hell?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 2 (\"Cap\"):</B> Stars above and fucking below, they never said anything like this was in the cans... shouldn't the port bioscanners have picked this up?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 3:</B> I <U>told</U> you that guy was one shady motherfucker, and whaddaya know.<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 1:</B> No kidding. Christ. What\'s the play, cap?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 4:</B> I say we shoot this crap into the nearest star. Or gas giant maybe.<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 2 (\"Cap\"):</B> Pretty much. Get in one of the voidsuits and rig the can up with some spare O2 canisters -- plot it a course that\'ll sling it right into V3\'s atmosphere.<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 1:</B> Yeah, sure. That shouldn\'t take long. Then what?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 2 (\"Cap\"):</B> Let\'s see... ah, perfect. There's another ship passing close by, and I know the captain. We'll take our suits out and have her pick us up. Max, you still got those old cutting charges I told you to get rid of?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 4 (\"Max\"):</B> No. (pause) ...but also yes.<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 2 (\"Cap\"):</B> Your propensity for ignoring my orders has once again paid off... man, I\'m gonna miss the Unity, but... better this way. I want holes in both sides of the engine bay and one in the portside crawlspace. Lock all the doors open and depressurize the main cabins. Drain as much fuel as you can, break up the main power block, and scatter the parts.<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 1:</B> You want us to scuttle her, chief?<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 2 (\"Cap\"):</B> Nail on the head, my friend.<BR>
<B>Unknown Speaker 3:</B> Let\'s get rid of that fucking can first, I think it just blinked at me.<BR>
<B>END LOG</B><BR>
<BR>
<B>CATALOGUER VOICE RECOGNITION RESULTS:</B><BR>
<B>SPEAKER ONE:</B> No match.<BR>
<B>SPEAKER TWO, \"CAP\":</B> Predicted to be Jeremiah Wells, human, last registered owner of the ITV Unity and small-time smuggler of fake alien artefacts. Wanted for smuggling and sale of said (fake) alien artefacts. 87% confidence.<BR>
<B>SPEAKER THREE:</B> Predicted to be Allie Wells, human, niece of Captain Wells. 90% confidence.<BR>
<B>SPEAKER FOUR, \"MAX\":</B> Predicted to be Maxwell Ulysses Sarevic, zorren, known smuggler, and wanted in the Elysian Colonies for liberation of slaves and, quote, \'harshing my vibe, and being a, like, <U>total lamer</U>, dude\', unquote. 99% confidence.
"}
//CHOMPADD start - Snowfield blackbox. Could move this to snowfield_ch.dm tbh.
/obj/structure/prop/blackbox/snowfield_base
catalogue_data = list(/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/snowfield_base)
/datum/category_item/catalogue/information/blackbox/snowfield_base
name = "Black Box Data - CCCP Sector 108 Base"
desc = {"
<BR>
<B>SYSTEM ACTIVATED. BEGINNING LOG.</B><BR>
ACTIVATION TIME : <B>03:00. APRIL 10. WEDNESDAY. 1979.</B><BR><BR><BR>
<B>AWAITING LOGIN.</B><BR>
<U><B>RANK 6R ACCESS</B> IDENTIFIED.</U><B> Awaiting rank 6S input within 5 seconds.</B><BR>
<U><B>RANK 6S ACCESS</B> IDENTIFIED.</U> Authorization time : 2.74 seconds. <B>Awaiting rank 7 input within 5 seconds.</B><BR>
<U><B>RANK 7 ACCSS</B> IDENTIFIED.</U> Authorization time : 1.89 seconds. <B>Contacting to High command.</B><BR>
<U><B>HIGH COMMAND RESPOND RECIEVED.</U></B> Authorization time : 31.67 seconds.<BR><BR>
<U><B>OPERATION TUNGUSKA INITIATED.</U></B><BR>
ACTIVATION TIME : <B>03:01. APRIL 10. WEDNESDAY. 1979.</B><BR><BR><BR>
<U><B>INITIATING SYSTEM DIAGNOSIS</U></B><BR>
<B>TUNGUSKA SUPERMATTER INTEGRITY :</B> NORMAL<BR>
<B>TUNGUSKA POWER LEVEL :</B> NORMAL<BR>
<B>TUNGUSKA BACKUP POWER LEVEL :</B> NORMAL<BR>
<B>TUNGUSKA COOLANT LEVEL :</B> NORMAL<BR><BR>
<U><B>TUNGUSTA ACTIVATED.</U></B><BR><BR>
<B>BLAST DOOR SOFTWARE CONNECTION :</B> NORMAL<BR>
<B>GATEWAY POWER LEVEL :</B> NORMAL<BR>
<B>GATEWAY CONNECTION :</B> NORMAL<BR>
<B>GATEWAY COORDINATION :</B> FAILED<BR>
<B>INITIATING COORDINATION RECAL1B&@T...</B><BR>
<B>SYSTEM ERROR.</B><BR>
<U><B>SYSTEM TOTAL FAILURE.</U></B><BR><BR>
<B>AUTOMATED SHUTDOWN ON TUNGUSKA.</B><BR>
RESTARTING. . . . . <B>FAILED.</B><BR>
RESTARTING. . . . . <B>FAILED.</B><BR>
RESTARTING. . . . . <B>FA!LED.</B><BR>
RE$TART1^. . . . .<BR><BR><BR><BR>
U^a+h0. . . G@+eway %ct!va*ed . . . . .<BR><BR>
Unkn0wn m3$sag3 1nc0m!n9. . . . . .<BR><BR>
- - L1!0? H3-lo Th!s working?<BR>
Ah. Lovely.<BR>
Well, this thing over here shouldn't be here to begin with, as far as I can tell.<BR>
Nor we, exactly.<BR>
But! Since it is also causing a mess on our side, we tried to be in the 'accurate time' as best as possible to stop this keep on going.<BR>
Juuust enough to stop this time paradox. Maybe. Someone got to stop it, you see.<BR>
Hey, don't blame us, by the way. Passing through time is near impossible even for us, and it is a chore to do so.<BR>
But, some dumb-ass has dropped through time and causing a crack on our clock, allowing this gateway to get 'something.'<BR>
Details?... You don't want to know much. I am sure you are.<BR>
Who am I to decide?... Well. Some may know, but likely not, especially 'you' are on the 'current time' when this is getting recorded.<BR>
Nochkuk shall be the name, if you are overly curious about. Not that it really matters if you know who I am, however.<BR>
Ah, speech has gone too much and time is precious. Time to let my servants to have their fun, now. Try not to break the time1iNE, mmm?<BR>
They hungEr f0r 61o0d, @nd we w1lL vi$-t you 1f y0u do A9aIN.<BR><BR><BR>
<B>M&1N P0#ER $HU+TING DOWN. . . . .</B><BR>
<B>%AV!NG RECORD . . . . . SAVED.</B><BR>
<B>SWITCHING MODE TO : <U>ENERGY-SAVING MODE.</U></B>
"}
//CHOMPADD end