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/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes
description_fluff = "The Trans-Stellar Duty-Free cigarette company was created as a sub-company of NanoTrasen. They are the most boring, tasteless, dry cigarettes on the market, but due to how generic they are, they are still the most well-known and widespread cigarettes in the universe."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/dromedaryco
description_fluff = "DromedaryCo is one of the oldest companies that produces cigarettes. Being a company that has changed hands and names several times through the years, their cigarettes are now very different from the original, and old-timers tend to complain about the quality of their current product. While they have been dwindling when it comes to profits in the past years due to marketing schemes deemed 'unethical', they still remain on the forefront of the smokeable industry."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/killthroat
description_fluff = "AcmeCo is known for their signature high-tar cigarettes. Being a sub-company Xion, some accuse the cigarettes of having other harmful things in them besides tar. Xion officials refuse to comment on the issue."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/luckystars
description_fluff = "Lucky Stars were created on Venus by a researcher seeking to make a good quality cigarette from pod-based tobacco plants. The researcher only managed to make these, but made quite a profit off of them when she started her company."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/jerichos
description_fluff = "Hephaistos Industries ex-military employees once decided to make a cigarette that was easy to light and had a waterproof case, specifically tailored for soldiers. They created Jerichos. Jerichos are known for their Hickory smoke and warm feeling in your lungs. They are loved by soldiers and people employed in para-military outfits."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/menthols
description_fluff = "The Temperamento Menthol Company is a large cigarette company based in Mars. They have been around since the very dawn of Human colonization and have remained a favorite for those seeking a more.. numbing cigarette.<br>\
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This is a pack of Temperamento Menthols, the main product of the company. They taste like menthol, surprisingly enough."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/carcinomas
description_fluff = "The CarcinoCo was originally destined to fail, as the company blatantly advertized themselves as creating the 'most cancerous cigarette'. Somehow, after endorsement from a reporter, the cigarettes took off."
/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/professionals
description_fluff = "Decades ago, probably before you were born, Gilthari Exports created the Professional 120s. They wanted to make a fancy cigarette that would be considered a luxury. Nowadays, people who use them are generally laughed at for being wannabe rich people or old. They are, however, very high-quality and made from the very best tobacco."
/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/cigar
description_fluff = "While the label does say that this is a 'premium cigar', it really cannot match other types of cigars on the market. Is it a quality cigarette? Perhaps. Was it hand-made with care? No. This is what differentiates between quality products that Gilthari puts out and NanoTrasen 'premium' cigars like this one."
/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/cigar/cohiba
description_fluff = "Cohiba has been a popular cigar company for centuries. They are still based out of Cuba and refuse to expand and therefore have a very limited quantity, making their cigars coveted all through known space. Robusto is one of their most popular shapes of cigars."
/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/cigar/havana
description_fluff = "'Havanian' is an umbrella term for any cigar made in the typical handmade style of Cuba. This particular cigar is from Gilthari's cigar manufacturers. While the way of making quality cigars has become slightly bastardized over the years, overall quality has remained relatively the same, even if there is a large quantity of 'Havanian' cigars."
/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/pipe
description_fluff = "ClassiCo Men's Accessories and Haberdashers is a widespread company originating out of Mars. They seek to create quality goods to give men a more 'classy' look. Most of their items are high-end and expensive, but they do back that up with quality.<br>\
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This pipe is a ClassiCo pipe. It is made out of fine, stained cherry wood."