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/obj/item/paper/pamphlet/radstorm
name = "pamphlet - 'Radstorm Safety Measures and How to Not Become Monkey'"
info = "Has your station's preemptive radstorm safety alarm gone off and you don't see a nearby maintenance hatch to escape to? Never fear, for NT truly thinks of everything! \
Several public-access shelters have been installed around the upper station with express purpose of protecting your fragile meaty bits from becoming the next medical disaster! \
Please see subsection 4.3 V2-3 in your employee handbook for appropriate procedures to deal with excessive radiation damage if you do not make it to a shelter in time."
/obj/item/paper/pamphlet/violent_video_games
name = "pamphlet - 'Violent Video Games and You'"
desc = "A pamphlet encouraging the reader to maintain a balanced lifestyle and take care of their mental health, while still enjoying video games in a healthy way. You probably don't need this..."
info = "They don't make you kill people. There, we said it. Now get back to work!"
/obj/item/paper/pamphlet/gateway
info = span_bold("Welcome to the Nanotrasen Gateway project...") + "<br>\
Congratulations! If you're reading this, you and your superiors have decided that you're \
ready to commit to a life spent colonising the rolling hills of far away worlds. You \
must be ready for a lifetime of adventure, a little bit of hard work, and an award \
winning dental plan- but that's not all the Nanotrasen Gateway project has to offer.<br>\
<br>Because we care about you, we feel it is only fair to make sure you know the risks \
before you commit to joining the Nanotrasen Gateway project. All away destinations have \
been fully scanned by a Nanotrasen expeditionary team, and are certified to be 100% safe. \
We've even left a case of space beer along with the basic materials you'll need to expand \
Nanotrasen's operational area and start your new life.<br><br>\
" + span_bold("Gateway Operation Basics") + "<br>\
All Nanotrasen approved Gateways operate on the same basic principals. They operate off \
area equipment power as you would expect, and without this supply, it cannot safely function, \
causinng it to reject all attempts at operation.<br><br>\
Once it is correctly setup, and once it has enough power to operate, the Gateway will begin \
searching for an output location. The amount of time this takes is variable, but the Gateway \
interface will give you an estimate accurate to the minute. Power loss will not interrupt the \
searching process. Influenza will not interrupt the searching process. Temporal anomalies \
may cause the estimate to be inaccurate, but will not interrupt the searching process.<br><br> \
" + span_bold("Life On The Other Side") + "<br>\
Once you have traversed the Gateway, you may experience some disorientation. Do not panic. \
This is a normal side effect of travelling vast distances in a short period of time. You should \
survey the immediate area, and attempt to locate your complimentary case of space beer. Our \
expeditionary teams have ensured the complete safety of all away locations, but in a small \
number of cases, the Gateway they have established may not be immediately obvious. \
Do not panic if you cannot locate the return Gateway. Begin colonisation of the destination. \
<br><br>" + span_bold("A New World") + "<br>\
As a participant in the Nanotrasen Gateway Project, you will be on the frontiers of space. \
Though complete safety is assured, participants are advised to prepare for inhospitable \
environs."