diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
index aa61cdc813..753e7e6096 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
@@ -32,11 +32,15 @@
 	var/uplink_welcome = "Illegal Uplink Console:"
 	var/uplink_uses = 10
 	var/list/datum/uplink_item/uplink_items = list(
+		"Ammunition" = list(
+			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/ammo_magazine/a357, 2, ".357", "RA"),
+			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/ammo_magazine/mc9mm, 2, "9mm", "R9"),
+			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/dart_cartridge, 2, "Darts", "AD"),
+			),
 		"Highly Visible and Dangerous Weapons" = list(
-			 new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/ammo_magazine/mc9mm, 2, "Ammo-9mm", "R9"),
-			 new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/ammo_magazine/a357, 2, "Ammo-357", "RA"),
 			 new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/emps, 3, "5 EMP Grenades", "EM"),
 			 new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword, 4, "Energy Sword", "ES"),
+			 new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/gun/dartgun, 5, "Dart Gun", "DG"),
 			 new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/crossbow, 5, "Energy Crossbow", "XB"),
 			 new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/g9mm, 5, "Silenced 9mm", "S9"),
 			 new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/mecha_parts/mecha_equipment/weapon/energy/riggedlaser, 6, "Exosuit Rigged Laser", "RL"),
@@ -48,7 +52,8 @@
 			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/cane/concealed, 2, "Concealed Cane Sword", "CC"),
 			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/cartridge/syndicate, 3, "Detomatix PDA Cartridge", "DC"),
 			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/pen/paralysis, 3, "Paralysis Pen", "PP"),
-			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/cigarette, 4, "Cigarette Kit", "BH")
+			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/cigarette, 4, "Cigarette Kit", "BH"),
+			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/toxin, 4, "Random Toxin - Beaker", "RT")
 			),
 		"Stealth and Camouflage Items" = list(
 			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/card/id/syndicate, 2, "Agent ID card", "AC"),
@@ -80,8 +85,8 @@
 			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/imp_uplink, 10, "Uplink Implant (Contains 5 Telecrystals)", "UI")
 			),
 		"Medical" = list(
-			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/donkpockets, 1, "Box of Donk-Pockets", "DP"),
-			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid/surgery, 3, "Surgery kit", "SK"),
+			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/donkpockets, 1, "Box of Sin-Pockets", "DP"),
+			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid/surgery, 5, "Surgery kit", "SK"),
 			new/datum/uplink_item(/obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid/combat, 5, "Combat medical kit", "CM")
 		),
 		"(Pointless) Badassery" = list(
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/contraband.dm b/code/game/objects/items/contraband.dm
index 5441f83cca..cc67c59517 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/contraband.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/contraband.dm
@@ -28,3 +28,30 @@
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/pill/zoom( src )
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/pill/zoom( src )
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/pill/zoom( src )
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/vial/random
+	flags = 0
+	var/list/random_reagent_list = list(list("water" = 15) = 1, list("cleaner" = 15) = 1)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/vial/random/toxin
+	random_reagent_list = list(
+		list("mindbreaker" = 10, "space_drugs" = 20)	= 3,
+		list("carpotoxin" = 15)							= 2,
+		list("impedrezene" = 15)						= 2,
+		list("zombiepowder" = 10)						= 1)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/vial/random/New()
+	..()
+	if(is_open_container())
+		flags ^= OPENCONTAINER
+
+	var/list/picked_reagents = pickweight(random_reagent_list)
+	for(var/reagent in picked_reagents)
+		reagents.add_reagent(reagent, picked_reagents[reagent])
+
+	var/list/names = new
+	for(var/datum/reagent/R in reagents.reagent_list)
+		names += R.name
+
+	desc = "Contains [english_list(names)]."
+	update_icon()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
index 1032c64787..4d862f9f05 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
@@ -30,6 +30,7 @@
 				new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/a357(src)
 				new /obj/item/weapon/card/emag(src)
 				new /obj/item/weapon/plastique(src)
+				new /obj/item/weapon/plastique(src)
 				return
 
 			if("murder")
@@ -47,6 +48,7 @@
 				return
 
 			if("hacker")
+				new /obj/item/device/encryptionkey/syndicate(src)
 				new /obj/item/weapon/aiModule/syndicate(src)
 				new /obj/item/weapon/card/emag(src)
 				new /obj/item/device/encryptionkey/binary(src)
@@ -62,10 +64,9 @@
 				return
 
 			if("smoothoperator")
-				new /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/pistol(src)
-				new /obj/item/weapon/silencer(src)
-				new /obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie(src)
+				new /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/g9mm(src)
 				new /obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/trash(src)
+				new /obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie(src)
 				new /obj/item/bodybag(src)
 				new /obj/item/clothing/under/suit_jacket(src)
 				new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/laceup(src)
@@ -174,9 +175,17 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/g9mm/New()
 	..()
 	new /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/pistol(src)
-	new /obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/trash(src)
 	new /obj/item/weapon/silencer(src)
 
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/toxin
+	name = "toxin kit"
+	desc = "An apple will not be enough to keep the doctor away after this."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/toxin/New()
+	..()
+	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/vial/random/toxin(src)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe(src)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndie_kit/cigarette
 	name = "\improper Tricky smokes"
 	desc = "Comes with the following brands of cigarettes, in this order: 2xFlash, 2xSmoke, 1xMindBreaker, 1xTricordrazine. Avoid mixing them up."