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// This is a parody of Cards Against Humanity (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cards_Against_Humanity)
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// which is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0, the full text of which can be found at the following URL:
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// https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/legalcode
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/obj/item/weapon/deck/cagse
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name = "\improper CAG:SE deck (white)"
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desc = "The ever-popular Cards Against The Galaxy: Special Edition word game. Warning: may include traces of broken fourth wall and obscenity. This is the white deck."
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icon_state = "cag_white"
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var/blanks = 10 //5 extra blank cards than usual to make up for quantity
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/obj/item/weapon/deck/cagse/black
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name = "\improper CAG:SE deck (black)"
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desc = "The ever-popular Cards Against The Galaxy: Special Edition word game. Warning: may include traces of broken fourth wall and obscenity. This is the black deck."
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icon_state = "cag_black"
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blanks = 0
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/obj/item/weapon/deck/cagse/New()
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..()
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var/datum/playingcard/P
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for(var/cardtext in card_text_list)
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P = new()
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P.name = "[cardtext]"
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P.card_icon = "[icon_state]_card"
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P.back_icon = "[icon_state]_card_back"
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cards += P
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if(!blanks)
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return
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for(var/x=1 to blanks)
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P = new()
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P.name = "Blank Card"
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P.card_icon = "[icon_state]_card_back"
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P.back_icon = "[icon_state]_card_back"
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/obj/item/weapon/deck/cagse/black/card_text_list = list(
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"Why am I itchy?",
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"Today, Security shot ____.",
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"The Chaplain this shift is worshiping _____.",
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"Cargo ordered a crate full of _____.",
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"An ERT was called due to ______.",
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"Alert! The Colony Director has armed themselves with _____.",
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"Current Laws: ________ is your master.",
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"Current Laws: ________ is the enemy.",
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"_____ vented the entirety of Cargo.",
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"Today, science found an anomaly that made people ____ and ____.",
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"There was a rap battle between ____ and ____.",
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"Caution, ______ have been detected in collision course with the station.",
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"Today's kitchen menu includes _______.",
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"What did the mercenaries want when they attacked the station?",
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"I think the Colony Director is insane. He just demanded ______ in his office.",
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"Fuckin' scientists, they just turned Misc. Research into _______ .",
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"What's my fetish?",
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"Hello, _______ here with _______",
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"No one else was at _______, they wouldn't understand the ______",
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"Why am I shivering?",
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"What is this world coming to? First, ________, now _______",
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"NanoTrasen's labor union decided to use _____ to raise employee morale.",
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"The Chemist's drug of choice is ______",
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"It is common practice for _______ to ______ on Moghes.",
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"Mercurial Colonies are _____.",
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"The Skrell are celebrating _____ today.",
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"_____ is/are why I'm afraid of the maintenance tunnels.",
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"_____ used ____ to create their newest invention, _____!",
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"Scientists are not allowed to make Gatling _____.",
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"It's not a party until the ____ arrive.",
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"No matter how many Tajaran you have, _____ is never acceptable.",
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"No, the AI's first law is NOT to serve _____.",
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"The robots are not disposal bins for your _____.",
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"You can never have too many _____ on shift.",
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//Above are the custom cards from VOREStation, below are from CHOMPStation
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"I had a confused boner after the Overseer showed me a video of _____.",
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"Right after being resleeved by the CMO, I was _____.",
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"R&D finally came around and developed _____.",
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"After accidentally touching the supermatter crystal, the first thing I saw in the afterlife was _____.",
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"In order to appear friendlier towards the crew, security officers started offering complimentary _____.",
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"Since nobody ever sets their suit sensors, Medbay has resorted to using _____ as encouragement.",
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"New rule at the bar: _____ is now forbidden.",
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"The bartender fired two beanbag shells into a patron after they were seen doing _____.",
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"After becoming good friends with the Head of Security, they finally let me see their _____ collection.",
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"(Pick 2) ATTENTION: The clown is now wanted for possession of _____ and _____.",
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"After being caught growing ambrosia, the botanist resorted to recreational _____ to cope.",
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"I never expected to find _____ in maintenance.",
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"Nobody was heard from again after _____ escaped from xenobiology.",
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"_____: Everyone does it.",
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"(Pick 2) In exchange for _____, the chef gave me _____.",
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"Due to an operating procedure misunderstanding, security officers have been using _____ to process their prisoners.",
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"The roboticist keeps building cyborgs to satisfy his _____ fetish, instead of building mechs.",
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"Dare dice always ends with _____.",
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"The newest rule for dare dice means that the second lowest roller has to wear nothing but _____.",
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//Official cards below here
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"(Pick 2) Before _____, all we had was_____.",
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"(Pick 2) That's right I killed _____. How, you ask? _____.",
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"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
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"What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?",
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"What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
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"What's that sound?",
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"What's the new fad diet?",
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"(Pick 2) Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _____, I won’t stop you. Just steer clear of _____.",
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"(Pick 2) Having problems with _____? Try _____!",
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"(Pick 2) After months of practice with _____, I think I’m finally ready for _____.",
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"Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door."
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/obj/item/weapon/deck/cagse/var/list/card_text_list = list(
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"Those motherfucking carp",
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"Having sex in the maintenance tunnels",
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"Space 'Nam",
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"Space lesbians",
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"The Gardener getting SUPER high",
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"The Colony Director thinking they're a badass",
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"Being in a cult",
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"Racially biased lawsets",
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"An Unathi who WON'T STOP FIGHTING",
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"Tajaran fetishists",
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"Bald thirty-year-olds",
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"A Chief Engineer who can't setup the engine",
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"Being sucked out into space",
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"Officer Beepsky",
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"Engineering",
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"The grey tide.",
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"The Research Director",
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"Fucking synths",
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"Man-eating purple pod plants",
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"Chemical sprayers filled with lube",
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"Librarians",
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"Squids",
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"Cats",
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"Lizards",
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"Apes",
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"Trees",
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"Supermatter undergarments",
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"Bluespace",
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"Five hundred rabid spiders",
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"Five hundred rabid diona nymphs",
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"Cable ties",
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"Rampant vending machines",
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"Positronic drink coasters",
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"Kitchen utensil anomalies",
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"Locked lockers",
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"Energy spatulas",
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"Flashbang gauntlets",
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"Carp",
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"Space whales",
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"Blu-sharks",
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"Fax machines",
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"Exquisite Pens",
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"Dr. Maxman's male enhancements",
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"Gyrating slimes",
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"Forehead-mounted laser weaponry",
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"Pelvis-mounted laser weaponry",
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"Cardboard cutouts",
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"An obscene amount of rubber ducks",
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"Brain cakes",
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"A drone's game of life.",
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"Anomaly suits",
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"A gardener smoking reishi",
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"Military-grade baseball bats",
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"Barricading the bar",
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"An irritatingly chipper robot",
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"Androids hanging out in the bar drinking beer",
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"Gear harnesses",
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"A seventeen-year-old Colony Director",
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"The throbbing erection that the HoS gets at the thought of shooting something",
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"Trying to stab someone and hugging them instead",
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"Waking up naked in the maintenance tunnels",
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"Horrible cloning accidents",
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"Licking the supermatter due to a dare",
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"A Quartermaster who WON'T STOP ordering guns",
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"Teaching a synthetic the Birds and the Bees",
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"Unnecessary surgery",
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"My addiction to spiders",
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"Wetskrell.nt",
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"DOCTOR MAXMAN!",
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"A group of Skrell getting their squish on",
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"Enough soporific to put the entire station down",
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"Delicious Vietnamese cuisine",
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//Above are the custom cards from VOREStation, below are from CHOMPStation
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"Upside-down bat cock vore",
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"Wingjobs",
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"The HoP feeding someone to Ian after asking for all access",
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"Being used as fuel instead of being healed by a medihound",
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"Stealing a set of tools",
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"Spying on the dorms with hidden cameras",
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"Stealing all access",
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"Curling up in a belly for hours",
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"Being squeezed down a tight throat",
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"Being forced down the bartender's cock",
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"zip-tying the captain and dragging them into maintenance",
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"Shoving micros down any available orifice",
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"Being shoved down a K9 cyborg's gullet without consent",
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"Tripping in the halls so a medihound eats you",
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"Lying on a table until someone eats you",
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"forgetting your backup implant",
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"Leaving your suit sensors off",
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"Turning your suit sensors to tracking",
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"Giving the clown the spare ID",
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"Happily letting yourself be digested just because someone was hungry",
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"Waking up inside a pair of giant nuts",
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"A shock collar that never turns off",
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"A size gun without a limiter",
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"Cock vore",
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"A slimy tongue",
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"Being digested into spunk under the bar counter",
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"Maintenance trash pile loot",
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"voring all your friends",
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"Digesting all your friends",
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"Getting fucked from behind right in the bar",
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"Actually using a dorm room",
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"Swallowing enough cum to fill a pool",
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"Giving away the frequency for your shock collar",
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"Ten foot tall sergals",
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"Knotted dog cock",
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"Modular, synthetic, prehensile cocks",
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"Tail maws",
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"Pants pockets",
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"Not wearing anything",
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"Using a nudity permit just because you want to be naked",
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"Nudity",
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"Autofellatio",
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"Clit dicks",
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"Teshari terrorists",
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"Being used as a tap at the bar",
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"Being suffocated by a tight gut",
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"Slurping noises",
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"Listening to someone slowly digest",
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"Not asking if your prey is backup implanted",
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"A person-sized load of cum",
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"Horse cocks",
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"A digested ID card",
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"Canine pussy",
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"Horse pussy",
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"All of medbay being eaten",
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"Getting space aids",
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"Being consumed by a deathclaw",
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"A traitor consuming every last crew member",
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"flooding the hallways with wolf cum",
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"The Skrell doing Skrell things",
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"Slimy xenomorph ovipositors",
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"Lusty xenomorph maids",
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"Steamy bareback sex",
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"Anal beads",
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"Being kidnapped after someone slips neurotoxin into your drink",
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"A woman who surprisingly doesn’t have a penis",
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"A man who surprisingly doesn’t have a penis",
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"Literally xenomorphs",
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"A blowjob",
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"Actually using a condom",
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"Metroids again",
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"Driving cargo tugs around like race cars",
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"Using your fat friend to try and start the singularity engine",
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"A latex maid costume",
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"A realistic xenomorph costume",
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"A seductive bee costume",
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"A cake hat",
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"A synthetic strapon with ten thousand different shapes",
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"A condom",
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"High heels",
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"Thigh high socks",
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"A swimsuit consisting of just a thong",
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"A cone hat",
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"Crawling into the mouth of a sleeping crewmember",
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"A full toolbelt",
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"A dildo",
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"fuzzy cuffs",
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"BDSM",
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"Being constricted by a giant serpent tail",
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"Bulges",
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"A bartender",
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"An EMT",
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"A clown",
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"A person AI",
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"The station AI",
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"Anatomically correct",
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"Toe beans",
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"Paws",
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"Slow digestion",
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//And everything beyond this are cards from the original CAH that fit well enough with the other cards
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"A 55-gallon drum of lube.",
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"A cooler full of organs.",
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"A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
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"A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
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"A hot mess.",
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"A mating display.",
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"A tiny horse.",
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"A zesty breakfast burrito.",
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"An erection that lasts more than four hours.",
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"Anal beads.",
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"Balls.",
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"Basic human decency.",
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"Beating your wives.",
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"Being awesome at sex.",
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"Bitches.",
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"Centaurs.",
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"Civilian casualties.",
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"Daddy issues.",
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"Date rape.",
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"Exactly what you'd expect.",
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"Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
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"Gloryholes.",
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"Good grammar.",
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"Intimacy problems.",
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"Just the tip.",
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"Lactation.",
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"My hot cousin.",
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"Natural male enhancement.",
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"My vagina.",
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"Panda sex.",
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"Sexting.",
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"Shaft.",
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"Tongue.",
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"A cop who is also a dog.",
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"A vagina that leads to another dimension.",
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"Blowing some dudes in an alley."
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