Merge pull request #3767 from Neerti/8/10/2017_make_xenobio_old_again

Make Xenobiology Old(ish) Again

code/modules/admin/admin.dm

@@ -114,8 +114,7 @@ proc/admin_notice(var/message, var/rights)
 			else if(ishuman(M))
 				body += {"<A href='?src=\ref[src];makeai=\ref[M]'>Make AI</A> |
 					<A href='?src=\ref[src];makerobot=\ref[M]'>Make Robot</A> |
-					<A href='?src=\ref[src];makealien=\ref[M]'>Make Alien</A> |
-					<A href='?src=\ref[src];makeslime=\ref[M]'>Make slime</A>
+					<A href='?src=\ref[src];makealien=\ref[M]'>Make Alien</A>
 				"}
 
 			//Simple Animals

code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm

@@ -191,7 +191,6 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_debug = list(
 	/client/proc/overlay_random_map,
 	/client/proc/delete_random_map,
 	/client/proc/show_plant_genes,
-	/client/proc/show_xenobio_genes,
 	/client/proc/enable_debug_verbs,
 	/client/proc/callproc,
 	/client/proc/callproc_target,

code/modules/admin/topic.dm

@@ -266,7 +266,7 @@
 			if("larva")				M.change_mob_type( /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva , null, null, delmob )
 			if("nymph")				M.change_mob_type( /mob/living/carbon/alien/diona , null, null, delmob )
 			if("human")				M.change_mob_type( /mob/living/carbon/human , null, null, delmob, href_list["species"])
-			if("slime")				M.change_mob_type( /mob/living/carbon/slime , null, null, delmob )
+			if("slime")				M.change_mob_type( /mob/living/simple_animal/slime , null, null, delmob )
 			if("monkey")			M.change_mob_type( /mob/living/carbon/human/monkey , null, null, delmob )
 			if("robot")				M.change_mob_type( /mob/living/silicon/robot , null, null, delmob )
 			if("cat")				M.change_mob_type( /mob/living/simple_animal/cat , null, null, delmob )
@@ -1156,16 +1156,6 @@
 
 		usr.client.cmd_admin_alienize(H)
 
-	else if(href_list["makeslime"])
-		if(!check_rights(R_SPAWN))	return
-
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = locate(href_list["makeslime"])
-		if(!istype(H))
-			usr << "This can only be used on instances of type /mob/living/carbon/human"
-			return
-
-		usr.client.cmd_admin_slimeize(H)
-
 	else if(href_list["makerobot"])
 		if(!check_rights(R_SPAWN))	return
 

code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm

@@ -117,24 +117,6 @@
 	else
 		alert("Invalid mob")
 
-
-/client/proc/cmd_admin_slimeize(var/mob/M in mob_list)
-	set category = "Fun"
-	set name = "Make slime"
-
-	if(!ticker)
-		alert("Wait until the game starts")
-		return
-	if(ishuman(M))
-		log_admin("[key_name(src)] has slimeized [M.key].")
-		spawn(10)
-			M:slimeize()
-			feedback_add_details("admin_verb","MKMET") //If you are copy-pasting this, ensure the 2nd parameter is unique to the new proc!
-		log_admin("[key_name(usr)] made [key_name(M)] into a slime.")
-		message_admins("<font color='blue'>[key_name_admin(usr)] made [key_name(M)] into a slime.</font>", 1)
-	else
-		alert("Invalid mob")
-
 /*
 /client/proc/cmd_admin_monkeyize(var/mob/M in world)
 	set category = "Fun"

code/modules/admin/view_variables/helpers.dm

@@ -69,7 +69,6 @@
 		<option value='?_src_=vars;makerobot=\ref[src]'>Make cyborg</option>
 		<option value='?_src_=vars;makemonkey=\ref[src]'>Make monkey</option>
 		<option value='?_src_=vars;makealien=\ref[src]'>Make alien</option>
-		<option value='?_src_=vars;makeslime=\ref[src]'>Make slime</option>
 		"}
 
 /obj/get_view_variables_options()

code/modules/admin/view_variables/topic.dm

@@ -281,20 +281,6 @@
 			return
 		holder.Topic(href, list("makealien"=href_list["makealien"]))
 
-	else if(href_list["makeslime"])
-		if(!check_rights(R_SPAWN))	return
-
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = locate(href_list["makeslime"])
-		if(!istype(H))
-			usr << "This can only be done to instances of type /mob/living/carbon/human"
-			return
-
-		if(alert("Confirm mob type change?",,"Transform","Cancel") != "Transform")	return
-		if(!H)
-			usr << "Mob doesn't exist anymore"
-			return
-		holder.Topic(href, list("makeslime"=href_list["makeslime"]))
-
 	else if(href_list["makeai"])
 		if(!check_rights(R_SPAWN))	return
 

code/modules/clothing/suits/utility.dm

@@ -78,7 +78,8 @@
 	name = "Radiation Hood"
 	icon_state = "rad"
 	desc = "A hood with radiation protective properties. Label: Made with lead, do not eat insulation"
-	flags_inv = BLOCKHAIR
+//	flags_inv = BLOCKHAIR
+	item_flags = THICKMATERIAL
 	body_parts_covered = HEAD|FACE|EYES
 	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0,energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 60, rad = 100)
 
@@ -94,3 +95,4 @@
 	slowdown = 1.5
 	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0,energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 60, rad = 100)
 	flags_inv = HIDEJUMPSUIT|HIDETAIL|HIDETIE|HIDEHOLSTER
+	item_flags = THICKMATERIAL

code/modules/examine/stat_icons.dm

@@ -8,6 +8,8 @@ var/global/list/description_icons = list(
 	"radiation_armor" = image(icon='icons/mob/screen1_stats.dmi',icon_state="radiation_protection"),
 	"biohazard_armor" = image(icon='icons/mob/screen1_stats.dmi',icon_state="biohazard_protection"),
 
+	"offhand" = image(icon='icons/mob/screen1_stats.dmi',icon_state="offhand"),
+
 	"welder" = image(icon='icons/obj/tools.dmi',icon_state="welder"),
 	"wirecutters" = image(icon='icons/obj/tools.dmi',icon_state="cutters"),
 	"screwdriver" = image(icon='icons/obj/tools.dmi',icon_state="screwdriver"),
@@ -19,6 +21,12 @@ var/global/list/description_icons = list(
 	"plasteel sheet" = image(icon='icons/obj/items.dmi',icon_state="sheet-plasteel"),
 
 	"air tank" = image(icon='icons/obj/tank.dmi',icon_state="oxygen"),
+	"connector" = image(icon='icons/obj/pipes.dmi',icon_state="connector"),
 
-	"connector" = image(icon='icons/obj/pipes.dmi',icon_state="connector")
+	"stunbaton" = image(icon='icons/obj/weapons.dmi',icon_state="stunbaton_active"),
+	"slimebaton" = image(icon='icons/obj/weapons.dmi',icon_state="slimebaton_active"),
+
+	"power cell" = image(icon='icons/obj/power.dmi',icon_state="hcell"),
+	"device cell" = image(icon='icons/obj/power.dmi',icon_state="dcell"),
+	"weapon cell" = image(icon='icons/obj/power.dmi',icon_state="wcell"),
 	)

code/modules/mob/living/bot/bot.dm

@@ -128,6 +128,9 @@
 
 	..(message, null, verb)
 
+/mob/living/bot/speech_bubble_appearance()
+	return "machine"
+
 /mob/living/bot/Bump(var/atom/A)
 	if(on && botcard && istype(A, /obj/machinery/door))
 		var/obj/machinery/door/D = A
@@ -313,6 +316,18 @@
 	return L
 
 
+// Similar to above but not restricted to just cardinal directions.
+/turf/proc/TurfsWithAccess(var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/ID)
+	var/L[] = new()
+
+	for(var/d in alldirs)
+		var/turf/T = get_step(src, d)
+		if(istype(T) && !T.density)
+			if(!LinkBlockedWithAccess(src, T, ID))
+				L.Add(T)
+	return L
+
+
 // Returns true if a link between A and B is blocked
 // Movement through doors allowed if ID has access
 /proc/LinkBlockedWithAccess(turf/A, turf/B, obj/item/weapon/card/id/ID)

code/modules/mob/living/bot/secbot.dm

@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@
 	patrol_speed = 2
 	target_speed = 3
 
+	var/default_icon_state = "secbot"
 	var/idcheck = 0 // If true, arrests for having weapons without authorization.
 	var/check_records = 0 // If true, arrests people without a record.
 	var/check_arrest = 1 // If true, arrests people who are set to arrest.
@@ -21,23 +22,44 @@
 
 	var/is_ranged = 0
 	var/awaiting_surrender = 0
+	var/can_next_insult = 0			// Uses world.time
+	var/stun_strength = 60			// For humans.
+	var/xeno_stun_strength = 0		// For simple mobs.
+	var/xeno_harm_strength = 15 	// Ditto.
+	var/baton_glow = "#FF6A00"
 
 	var/list/threat_found_sounds = list('sound/voice/bcriminal.ogg', 'sound/voice/bjustice.ogg', 'sound/voice/bfreeze.ogg')
 	var/list/preparing_arrest_sounds = list('sound/voice/bgod.ogg', 'sound/voice/biamthelaw.ogg', 'sound/voice/bsecureday.ogg', 'sound/voice/bradio.ogg', 'sound/voice/bcreep.ogg')
+	var/list/fighting_sounds = list('sound/voice/biamthelaw.ogg', 'sound/voice/bradio.ogg', 'sound/voice/bjustice.ogg')
 
 /mob/living/bot/secbot/beepsky
 	name = "Officer Beepsky"
 	desc = "It's Officer Beep O'sky! Powered by a potato and a shot of whiskey."
 	will_patrol = 1
 
+/mob/living/bot/secbot/slime
+	name = "Slime Securitron"
+	desc = "A little security robot, with a slime baton subsituted for the regular one."
+	default_icon_state = "slimesecbot"
+	stun_strength = 10 // Slimebatons aren't meant for humans.
+	xeno_stun_strength = 5
+	xeno_harm_strength = 9
+	baton_glow = "#33CCFF"
+	req_one_access = list(access_research, access_robotics)
+	botcard_access = list(access_research, access_robotics, access_xenobiology, access_xenoarch, access_tox, access_tox_storage, access_maint_tunnels)
+
+/mob/living/bot/secbot/slime/slimesky
+	name = "Doctor Slimesky"
+	desc = "An old friend of Officer Beep O'sky.  He prescribes beatings to rowdy slimes so that real doctors don't need to treat the xenobiologists."
+
 /mob/living/bot/secbot/update_icons()
 	if(on && busy)
-		icon_state = "secbot-c"
+		icon_state = "[default_icon_state]-c"
 	else
-		icon_state = "secbot[on]"
+		icon_state = "[default_icon_state][on]"
 
 	if(on)
-		set_light(2, 1, "#FF6A00")
+		set_light(2, 1, baton_glow)
 	else
 		set_light(0)
 
@@ -114,6 +136,11 @@
 	if(!target && health < curhealth && shooter && (shooter in view(world.view, src)))
 		react_to_attack(shooter)
 
+/mob/living/bot/secbot/attack_generic(var/mob/attacker)
+	if(attacker)
+		react_to_attack(attacker)
+	..()
+
 /mob/living/bot/secbot/proc/react_to_attack(mob/attacker)
 	if(!target)
 		playsound(src.loc, pick(threat_found_sounds), 50)
@@ -163,6 +190,7 @@
 			awaiting_surrender = -1
 			say("Level [threat] infraction alert!")
 			custom_emote(1, "points at [M.name]!")
+			playsound(src.loc, pick(threat_found_sounds), 50)
 			return
 
 /mob/living/bot/secbot/handleAdjacentTarget()
@@ -174,9 +202,25 @@
 		++awaiting_surrender
 	else
 		if(declare_arrests)
-			broadcast_security_hud_message("[src] is [arrest_type ? "detaining" : "arresting"] a level [threat] suspect <b>[target_name(target)]</b> in <b>[get_area(src)]</b>.", src)
+			var/action = arrest_type ? "detaining" : "arresting"
+			if(istype(target, /mob/living/simple_animal))
+				action = "fighting"
+			broadcast_security_hud_message("[src] is [action] a level [threat] [action != "fighting" ? "suspect" : "threat"] <b>[target_name(target)]</b> in <b>[get_area(src)]</b>.", src)
 		UnarmedAttack(target)
 
+// So Beepsky talks while beating up simple mobs.
+/mob/living/bot/secbot/proc/insult(var/mob/living/L)
+	if(can_next_insult > world.time)
+		return
+	var/threat = check_threat(L)
+	if(threat >= 10)
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/voice/binsult.ogg', 75)
+		can_next_insult = world.time + 20 SECONDS
+	else
+		playsound(src.loc, pick(fighting_sounds), 75)
+		can_next_insult = world.time + 5 SECONDS
+
+
 /mob/living/bot/secbot/UnarmedAttack(var/mob/M, var/proximity)
 	if(!..())
 		return
@@ -194,7 +238,7 @@
 		if(!C.lying || C.handcuffed || arrest_type)
 			cuff = 0
 		if(!cuff)
-			C.stun_effect_act(0, 60, null)
+			C.stun_effect_act(0, stun_strength, null)
 			playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/Egloves.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 			do_attack_animation(C)
 			busy = 1
@@ -203,6 +247,7 @@
 				busy = 0
 				update_icons()
 			visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [C] was prodded by \the [src] with a stun baton!</span>")
+			insult(C)
 		else
 			playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/handcuffs.ogg', 30, 1, -2)
 			visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [src] is trying to put handcuffs on \the [C]!</span>")
@@ -214,8 +259,8 @@
 			busy = 0
 	else if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal))
 		var/mob/living/simple_animal/S = M
-		S.AdjustStunned(10)
-		S.adjustBruteLoss(15)
+		S.Weaken(xeno_stun_strength)
+		S.adjustBruteLoss(xeno_harm_strength)
 		do_attack_animation(M)
 		playsound(loc, "swing_hit", 50, 1, -1)
 		busy = 1
@@ -224,6 +269,15 @@
 			busy = 0
 			update_icons()
 		visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [M] was beaten by \the [src] with a stun baton!</span>")
+		insult(S)
+
+/mob/living/bot/secbot/slime/UnarmedAttack(var/mob/living/L, var/proximity)
+	..()
+
+	if(istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = L
+		S.adjust_discipline(2)
+
 
 
 /mob/living/bot/secbot/explode()
@@ -323,8 +377,12 @@
 	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/melee/baton) && build_step == 3)
 		user.drop_item()
 		user << "You complete the Securitron! Beep boop."
-		var/mob/living/bot/secbot/S = new /mob/living/bot/secbot(get_turf(src))
-		S.name = created_name
+		if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime))
+			var/mob/living/bot/secbot/slime/S = new /mob/living/bot/secbot/slime(get_turf(src))
+			S.name = created_name
+		else
+			var/mob/living/bot/secbot/S = new /mob/living/bot/secbot(get_turf(src))
+			S.name = created_name
 		qdel(W)
 		qdel(src)
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain.dm

@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@
 				return 1
 		if (istype(other, /mob/living/carbon/human))
 			return 1
-		if (istype(other, /mob/living/carbon/slime))
+		if (istype(other, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
 			return 1
 		return ..()
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm

@@ -355,6 +355,9 @@ emp_act
 
 //this proc handles being hit by a thrown atom
 /mob/living/carbon/human/hitby(atom/movable/AM as mob|obj,var/speed = THROWFORCE_SPEED_DIVISOR)
+//	if(buckled && buckled == AM)
+//		return // Don't get hit by the thing we're buckled to.
+
 	if(istype(AM,/obj/))
 		var/obj/O = AM
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm

@@ -38,6 +38,15 @@
 					say(temp)
 				winset(client, "input", "text=[null]")
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/speech_bubble_appearance()
+	if(isSynthetic())
+		var/datum/robolimb/robo = isSynthetic()
+		return robo.speech_bubble_appearance
+	else
+		if(species)
+			return species.speech_bubble_appearance
+	return "normal"
+
 /mob/living/carbon/human/say_understands(var/mob/other,var/datum/language/speaking = null)
 
 	if(has_brain_worms()) //Brain worms translate everything. Even mice and alien speak.
@@ -55,7 +64,7 @@
 			return 1
 		if (istype(other, /mob/living/carbon/brain))
 			return 1
-		if (istype(other, /mob/living/carbon/slime))
+		if (istype(other, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
 			return 1
 
 	//This is already covered by mob/say_understands()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm

@@ -13,6 +13,8 @@
 	var/icobase = 'icons/mob/human_races/r_human.dmi'    // Normal icon set.
 	var/deform = 'icons/mob/human_races/r_def_human.dmi' // Mutated icon set.
 
+	var/speech_bubble_appearance = "normal"              // Part of icon_state to use for speech bubbles when talking.  See talk.dmi for available icons.
+
 	// Damage overlay and masks.
 	var/damage_overlays = 'icons/mob/human_races/masks/dam_human.dmi'
 	var/damage_mask = 'icons/mob/human_races/masks/dam_mask_human.dmi'

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/prometheans.dm

@@ -28,6 +28,8 @@ var/datum/species/shapeshifter/promethean/prometheans
 	breath_type = null
 	poison_type = null
 
+	speech_bubble_appearance = "slime"
+
 	male_cough_sounds = list('sound/effects/slime_squish.ogg')
 	female_cough_sounds = list('sound/effects/slime_squish.ogg')
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/items.dm

@@ -9,27 +9,27 @@
 	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 6
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_BIO = 4)
-	var/Uses = 1 // uses before it goes inert
+	var/uses = 1 // uses before it goes inert
 	var/enhanced = 0 //has it been enhanced before?
 	flags = OPENCONTAINER
-
-	attackby(obj/item/O as obj, mob/user as mob)
-		if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/slimesteroid2))
-			if(enhanced == 1)
-				user << "<span class='warning'> This extract has already been enhanced!</span>"
-				return ..()
-			if(Uses == 0)
-				user << "<span class='warning'> You can't enhance a used extract!</span>"
-				return ..()
-			user <<"You apply the enhancer. It now has triple the amount of uses."
-			Uses = 3
-			enhanced = 1
-			qdel(O)
-
+/*
+/obj/item/slime_extract/attackby(obj/item/O as obj, mob/user as mob)
+	if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/slimesteroid2))
+		if(enhanced == 1)
+			user << "<span class='warning'> This extract has already been enhanced!</span>"
+			return ..()
+		if(Uses == 0)
+			user << "<span class='warning'> You can't enhance a used extract!</span>"
+			return ..()
+		user <<"You apply the enhancer. It now has triple the amount of uses."
+		Uses = 3
+		enhanced = 1
+		qdel(O)
+*/
 /obj/item/slime_extract/New()
 	..()
-	create_reagents(100)
-	reagents.add_reagent("slimejelly", 30)
+	create_reagents(5)
+//	reagents.add_reagent("slimejelly", 30)
 
 /obj/item/slime_extract/grey
 	name = "grey slime extract"
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 	name = "purple slime extract"
 	icon_state = "purple slime extract"
 
-/obj/item/slime_extract/darkpurple
+/obj/item/slime_extract/dark_purple
 	name = "dark purple slime extract"
 	icon_state = "dark purple slime extract"
 
@@ -71,7 +71,7 @@
 	name = "blue slime extract"
 	icon_state = "blue slime extract"
 
-/obj/item/slime_extract/darkblue
+/obj/item/slime_extract/dark_blue
 	name = "dark blue slime extract"
 	icon_state = "dark blue slime extract"
 
@@ -119,41 +119,66 @@
 	name = "rainbow slime extract"
 	icon_state = "rainbow slime extract"
 
-////Pet Slime Creation///
+/obj/item/slimepotion
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
 
-/obj/item/weapon/slimepotion
+////Pet Slime Creation///
+/*
+/obj/item/slimepotion/docility
 	name = "docility potion"
 	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will nullify a slime's powers, causing it to become docile and tame."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
 	icon_state = "bottle19"
 
-	attack(mob/living/carbon/slime/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
-		if(!istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime))//If target is not a slime.
-			user << "<span class='warning'> The potion only works on baby slimes!</span>"
-			return ..()
-		if(M.is_adult) //Can't tame adults
-			user << "<span class='warning'> Only baby slimes can be tamed!</span>"
-			return..()
-		if(M.stat)
-			user << "<span class='warning'> The slime is dead!</span>"
-			return..()
-		if(M.mind)
-			user << "<span class='warning'> The slime resists!</span>"
-			return ..()
-		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pet = new /mob/living/simple_animal/slime(M.loc)
-		pet.icon_state = "[M.colour] baby slime"
-		pet.icon_living = "[M.colour] baby slime"
-		pet.icon_dead = "[M.colour] baby slime dead"
-		pet.colour = "[M.colour]"
-		user <<"You feed the slime the potion, removing it's powers and calming it."
-		qdel(M)
-		var/newname = sanitize(input(user, "Would you like to give the slime a name?", "Name your new pet", "pet slime") as null|text, MAX_NAME_LEN)
+/obj/item/slimepotion/docility/attack(mob/living/carbon/slime/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
+	if(!istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime))//If target is not a slime.
+		user << "<span class='warning'> The potion only works on slimes!</span>"
+		return ..()
+//	if(M.is_adult) //Can't tame adults
+//		user << "<span class='warning'> Only baby slimes can be tamed!</span>"
+//		return..()
+	if(M.stat)
+		user << "<span class='warning'> The slime is dead!</span>"
+		return..()
+	if(M.mind)
+		user << "<span class='warning'> The slime resists!</span>"
+		return ..()
+	var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pet = new /mob/living/simple_animal/slime(M.loc)
+	pet.icon_state = "[M.colour] [M.is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime"
+	pet.icon_living = "[M.colour] [M.is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime"
+	pet.icon_dead = "[M.colour] [M.is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime dead"
+	pet.colour = "[M.colour]"
+	to_chat(user, "You feed the slime the potion, removing it's powers and calming it.")
+
+	qdel(M)
+
+	var/newname = sanitize(input(user, "Would you like to give the slime a name?", "Name your new pet", "pet slime") as null|text, MAX_NAME_LEN)
+
+	if (!newname)
+		newname = "pet slime"
+	pet.name = newname
+	pet.real_name = newname
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/stabilizer
+	name = "slime stabilizer"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will reduce the chance of a slime mutating."
+	icon_state = "potcyan"
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/stabilizer/attack(mob/living/carbon/slime/M, mob/user)
+	if(!isslime(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The stabilizer only works on slimes!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.mutation_chance == 0)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime already has no chance of mutating!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed the slime the stabilizer. It is now less likely to mutate.</span>")
+	M.mutation_chance = Clamp(M.mutation_chance-15,0,100)
+	qdel(src)
 
-		if (!newname)
-			newname = "pet slime"
-		pet.name = newname
-		pet.real_name = newname
-		qdel(src)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/slimepotion2
 	name = "advanced docility potion"
@@ -187,7 +212,7 @@
 		qdel(src)
 
 
-/obj/item/weapon/slimesteroid
+/obj/item/slimesteroid
 	name = "slime steroid"
 	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will cause a slime to generate more extract."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
@@ -211,7 +236,7 @@
 		M.cores = 3
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/item/weapon/slimesteroid2
+/obj/item/slimesteroid2
 	name = "extract enhancer"
 	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will give a slime extract three uses."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
@@ -229,7 +254,7 @@
 			target.Uses = 3
 			target.enahnced = 1
 			qdel(src)*/
-
+*/
 /obj/effect/golemrune
 	anchored = 1
 	desc = "a strange rune used to create golems. It glows when spirits are nearby."

code/modules/mob/living/living.dm

@@ -90,9 +90,6 @@ default behaviour is:
 				forceMove(tmob.loc)
 				tmob.forceMove(oldloc)
 				now_pushing = 0
-				for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/slime in view(1,tmob))
-					if(slime.Victim == tmob)
-						slime.UpdateFeed()
 				return
 
 			if(!can_move_mob(tmob, 0, 0))
@@ -571,7 +568,8 @@ default behaviour is:
 	fire_stacks = 0
 
 /mob/living/proc/rejuvenate()
-	reagents.clear_reagents()
+	if(reagents)
+		reagents.clear_reagents()
 
 	// shut down various types of badness
 	setToxLoss(0)
@@ -642,8 +640,12 @@ default behaviour is:
 	return
 
 /mob/living/Move(a, b, flag)
-	if (buckled)
-		return
+
+	if (buckled && buckled.loc != a) //not updating position
+		if (!buckled.anchored)
+			return buckled.Move(a, b)
+		else
+			return 0
 
 	if (restrained())
 		stop_pulling()
@@ -724,10 +726,6 @@ default behaviour is:
 	if (s_active && !( s_active in contents ) && get_turf(s_active) != get_turf(src))	//check !( s_active in contents ) first so we hopefully don't have to call get_turf() so much.
 		s_active.close(src)
 
-	if(update_slimes)
-		for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in view(1,src))
-			M.UpdateFeed(src)
-
 /mob/living/proc/handle_footstep(turf/T)
 	return FALSE
 

code/modules/mob/living/say.dm

@@ -298,7 +298,8 @@ proc/get_radio_key_from_channel(var/channel)
 
 	//The 'post-say' static speech bubble
 	var/speech_bubble_test = say_test(message)
-	var/image/speech_bubble = image('icons/mob/talk.dmi',src,"h[speech_bubble_test]")
+	var/speech_type = speech_bubble_appearance()
+	var/image/speech_bubble = image('icons/mob/talk.dmi',src,"[speech_type][speech_bubble_test]")
 	spawn(30) qdel(speech_bubble)
 
 	//Main 'say' and 'whisper' message delivery
@@ -341,3 +342,6 @@ proc/get_radio_key_from_channel(var/channel)
 
 /mob/living/proc/GetVoice()
 	return name
+
+/mob/proc/speech_bubble_appearance()
+	return "normal"

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/drone/drone_items.dm

@@ -76,11 +76,14 @@
 		/obj/item/weapon/disk,
 		/obj/item/weapon/circuitboard,
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass,
-		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube,
-		/obj/item/xenoproduct/slime/core,
 		/obj/item/device/assembly/prox_sensor,
-		/obj/item/device/healthanalyzer //to build medibots
-//		/obj/item/slime_extract,		### Outdated
+		/obj/item/device/healthanalyzer, //to build medibots,
+		/obj/item/slime_cube,
+		/obj/item/slime_crystal,
+		/obj/item/weapon/disposable_teleporter/slime,
+		/obj/item/slimepotion,
+		/obj/item/slime_extract,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube,
 
 		)
 

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_modules.dm

@@ -719,6 +719,8 @@ var/global/list/robot_modules = list(
 	src.modules += new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/large(src)
 	src.modules += new /obj/item/weapon/storage/part_replacer(src)
 	src.modules += new /obj/item/weapon/shockpaddles/robot/jumper(src)
+	src.modules += new /obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime/robot(src)
+	src.modules += new /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/taser/xeno/robot(src)
 	src.emag = new /obj/item/weapon/hand_tele(src)
 
 	var/datum/matter_synth/nanite = new /datum/matter_synth/nanite(10000)

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/say.dm

@@ -14,6 +14,9 @@
 			message_mode = null
 		return radio.talk_into(src,message,message_mode,verb,speaking)
 
+/mob/living/silicon/speech_bubble_appearance()
+	return "synthetic"
+
 /mob/living/silicon/ai/handle_message_mode(message_mode, message, verb, speaking, used_radios, alt_name)
 	..()
 	if(message_mode == "department")

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/aliens/alien.dm

@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	icon_gib = "syndicate_gib"
 
 	faction = "xeno"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID
 	cooperative = 1
 	run_at_them = 0
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/aliens/creature.dm

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	icon_dead = "otherthing-dead"
 
 	faction = "creature"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 	maxHealth = 40
 	health = 40
 	speed = 8

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/aliens/drone.dm

@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	icon_dead = "drone_dead"
 
 	faction = "malf_drone"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ROBOTIC
 	maxHealth = 300
 	health = 300
 	speed = 8

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/aliens/faithless.dm

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 	icon_dead = "faithless_dead"
 
 	faction = "faithless"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID
 	maxHealth = 50
 	health = 50
 	speed = 8
@@ -14,7 +15,7 @@
 	response_help = "passes through"
 	response_disarm = "shoves"
 	response_harm = "hits"
-	
+
 	harm_intent_damage = 10
 	melee_damage_lower = 5
 	melee_damage_upper = 5

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/aliens/hivebot.dm

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	icon_dead = "basic"
 
 	faction = "hivebot"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ROBOTIC
 	maxHealth = 15
 	health = 15
 	speed = 4

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/aliens/mimic.dm

@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@
 	icon_living = "crate"
 
 	faction = "mimic"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	maxHealth = 250
 	health = 250

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/aliens/shade.dm

@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	icon_dead = "shade_dead"
 
 	faction = "cult"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID
 
 	maxHealth = 50
 	health = 50

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/bat.dm

@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	icon_gib = "bat_dead"
 
 	faction = "scarybat"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	maxHealth = 20
 	health = 20

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/bear.dm

@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	icon_gib = "bear_gib"
 
 	faction = "russian"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 	cooperative = 1
 
 	maxHealth = 60

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/carp.dm

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	icon_gib = "carp_gib"
 
 	faction = "carp"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 	maxHealth = 25
 	health = 25
 	speed = 4

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/cat.dm

@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/cat
 	name = "cat"
 	desc = "A domesticated, feline pet. Has a tendency to adopt crewmembers."
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 	icon_state = "cat2"
 	item_state = "cat2"
 	icon_living = "cat2"

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/corgi.dm

@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
 	name = "\improper corgi"
 	real_name = "corgi"
 	desc = "It's a corgi."
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 	icon_state = "corgi"
 	icon_living = "corgi"
 	icon_dead = "corgi_dead"

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/crab.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_state = "crab"
 	icon_living = "crab"
 	icon_dead = "crab_dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	wander = 0
 	stop_automated_movement = 1

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/farm_animals.dm

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	icon_dead = "goat_dead"
 
 	faction = "goat"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	health = 40
 	turns_per_move = 5
@@ -88,6 +89,7 @@
 	icon_living = "cow"
 	icon_dead = "cow_dead"
 	icon_gib = "cow_gib"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	health = 50
 	turns_per_move = 5
@@ -155,6 +157,7 @@
 	icon_living = "chick"
 	icon_dead = "chick_dead"
 	icon_gib = "chick_gib"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	health = 1
 	turns_per_move = 2
@@ -203,6 +206,7 @@ var/global/chicken_count = 0
 	icon_state = "chicken"
 	icon_living = "chicken"
 	icon_dead = "chicken_dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	health = 10
 	turns_per_move = 3

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/fish.dm

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	desc = "Its a fishy.  No touchy fishy."
 	icon = 'icons/mob/fish.dmi'
 	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	// By defautl they can be in any water turf.  Subtypes might restrict to deep/shallow etc
 	var/global/list/suitable_turf_types =  list(

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/giant_spider.dm

@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@
 	icon_dead = "guard_dead"
 
 	faction = "spiders"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 	maxHealth = 200
 	health = 200
 	pass_flags = PASSTABLE

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/goose.dm

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	icon_gib = "generic_gib"
 
 	faction = "geese"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	maxHealth = 15
 	health = 15

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/lizard.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_state = "lizard"
 	icon_living = "lizard"
 	icon_dead = "lizard-dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	health = 5
 	maxHealth = 5

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/mouse.dm

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 	item_state = "mouse_gray"
 	icon_living = "mouse_gray"
 	icon_dead = "mouse_gray_dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	maxHealth = 5
 	health = 5

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/parrot.dm

@@ -35,6 +35,7 @@
 	icon_state = "parrot_fly"
 	icon_living = "parrot_fly"
 	icon_dead = "parrot_dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	turns_per_move = 5
 	pass_flags = PASSTABLE

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/penguin.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_living = "penguin"
 	icon_dead = "penguin_dead"
 	icon_gib = "generic_gib"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	maxHealth = 20
 	health = 20

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/spiderbot.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_state = "spiderbot-chassis"
 	icon_living = "spiderbot-chassis"
 	icon_dead = "spiderbot-smashed"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID // Because its piloted by players.
 
 	health = 10
 	maxHealth = 10

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/tomato.dm

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	icon_state = "tomato"
 	icon_living = "tomato"
 	icon_dead = "tomato_dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_PLANT
 
 	faction = "plants"
 	maxHealth = 15

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/tree.dm

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 	icon_living = "pine_1"
 	icon_dead = "pine_1"
 	icon_gib = "pine_1"
+	intelligence_level = SA_PLANT
 
 	faction = "carp" //Trees can be carp friends?
 	maxHealth = 250

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/worm.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_state = "spaceworm"
 	icon_living = "spaceworm"
 	icon_dead = "spacewormdead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 
 	maxHealth = 30

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/borer/borer.dm

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	desc = "A small, quivering sluglike creature."
 	speak_emote = list("chirrups")
 	emote_hear = list("chirrups")
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID // Player controlled.
 	response_help  = "pokes"
 	response_disarm = "prods"
 	response_harm   = "stomps on"

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs/constructs.dm

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	response_help  = "thinks better of touching"
 	response_disarm = "flailed at"
 	response_harm   = "punched"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID // Player controlled.
 	icon_dead = "shade_dead"
 	speed = -1
 	a_intent = I_HURT

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/humanoids/clown.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_living = "clown"
 	icon_dead = "clown_dead"
 	icon_gib = "clown_gib"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID
 
 	faction = "clown"
 	maxHealth = 75

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/humanoids/head.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_state = "crab"
 	icon_living = "crab"
 	icon_dead = "crab_dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
 
 	wander = 0
 	stop_automated_movement = 1

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/humanoids/kobold.dm

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 	icon_state = "kobold_idle"
 	icon_living = "kobold_idle"
 	icon_dead = "kobold_dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID
 
 	run_at_them = 0
 	cooperative = 1

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/humanoids/mechamobs.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_state = "darkgygax"
 	icon_living = "darkgygax"
 	icon_dead = "darkgygax-broken"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID // Piloted by a human.
 
 	faction = "syndicate"
 	maxHealth = 300

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/humanoids/pirate.dm

@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	icon_state = "piratemelee"
 	icon_living = "piratemelee"
 	icon_dead = "piratemelee_dead"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID
 
 	faction = "pirate"
 	maxHealth = 100

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/humanoids/russian.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_living = "russianmelee"
 	icon_dead = "russianmelee_dead"
 	icon_gib = "syndicate_gib"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID
 
 	faction = "russian"
 	maxHealth = 100

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/humanoids/syndicate.dm

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
 	icon_living = "syndicate"
 	icon_dead = "syndicate_dead"
 	icon_gib = "syndicate_gib"
+	intelligence_level = SA_HUMANOID
 
 	faction = "syndicate"
 	maxHealth = 100
@@ -165,6 +166,7 @@
 	icon = 'icons/mob/critter.dmi'
 	icon_state = "viscerator_attack"
 	icon_living = "viscerator_attack"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ROBOTIC
 
 	faction = "syndicate"
 	maxHealth = 15

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm

@@ -17,11 +17,12 @@
 	var/show_stat_health = 1		// Does the percentage health show in the stat panel for the mob
 	var/ai_inactive = 0 			// Set to 1 to turn off most AI actions
 
-	//Mob icon settings
+	//Mob icon/appearance settings
 	var/icon_living = ""			// The iconstate if we're alive, required
 	var/icon_dead = ""				// The iconstate if we're dead, required
 	var/icon_gib = null				// The iconstate for being gibbed, optional
 	var/icon_rest = null			// The iconstate for resting, optional
+	var/image/modifier_overlay = null // Holds overlays from modifiers.
 
 	//Mob talking settings
 	universal_speak = 0				// Can all mobs in the entire universe understand this one?
@@ -59,6 +60,7 @@
 	var/list/loot_list = list()		// The list of lootable objects to drop, with "/path = prob%" structure
 	var/recruitable = 0				// Mob can be bossed around
 	var/recruit_cmd_str = "Hey,"	// The thing you prefix commands with when bossing them around
+	var/intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL// How 'smart' the mob is ICly, used to deliniate between animal, robot, and humanoid SAs.
 
 	//Mob environment settings
 	var/minbodytemp = 250			// Minimum "okay" temperature in kelvin
@@ -116,6 +118,7 @@
 	var/run_at_them = 1				// Don't use A* pathfinding, use walk_to
 	var/move_to_delay = 4			// Delay for the automated movement (deciseconds)
 	var/destroy_surroundings = 1	// Should I smash things to get to my target?
+	var/astar_adjacent_proc = /turf/proc/CardinalTurfsWithAccess // Proc to use when A* pathfinding.  Default makes them bound to cardinals.
 
 	//Damage resistances
 	var/resistance = 0				// Damage reduction for all types
@@ -205,6 +208,7 @@
 		src.client.screen += src.client.void
 		ai_inactive = 1
 		handle_stance(STANCE_IDLE)
+		LoseTarget()
 		src.client << "<span class='notice'>Mob AI disabled while you are controlling the mob.</span>"
 	..()
 
@@ -241,7 +245,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/update_icon()
 	..()
 	//Awake and normal
-	if((stat == CONSCIOUS) && (!icon_rest || !resting))
+	if((stat == CONSCIOUS) && (!icon_rest || !resting || !incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED) ))
 		icon_state = icon_living
 
 	//Dead
@@ -249,13 +253,33 @@
 		icon_state = icon_dead
 
 	//Resting or KO'd
-	else if(((stat == UNCONSCIOUS) || resting) && icon_rest)
+	else if(((stat == UNCONSCIOUS) || resting || incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED) ) && icon_rest)
 		icon_state = icon_rest
 
 	//Backup
 	else
 		icon_state = initial(icon_state)
 
+// If your simple mob's update_icon() call calls overlays.Cut(), this needs to be called after this, or manually apply modifier_overly to overlays.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/update_modifier_visuals()
+	var/image/effects = null
+	if(modifier_overlay)
+		overlays -= modifier_overlay
+		modifier_overlay.overlays.Cut()
+		effects = modifier_overlay
+	else
+		effects = new()
+
+	for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+		if(M.mob_overlay_state)
+			var/image/I = image("icon" = 'icons/mob/modifier_effects.dmi', "icon_state" = M.mob_overlay_state)
+			I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR // So colored mobs don't affect the overlay.
+			effects.overlays += I
+
+	modifier_overlay = effects
+	overlays += modifier_overlay
+
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/Life()
 	..()
 
@@ -288,7 +312,7 @@
 
 		//Resisting out buckles
 		if(stance != STANCE_IDLE && incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_BUCKLED_PARTIALLY))
-			resist()
+			handle_resist()
 
 		//Resisting out of closets
 		if(istype(loc,/obj/structure/closet))
@@ -300,6 +324,11 @@
 
 	return 1
 
+// Resists out of things.
+// Sometimes there are times you want SAs to be buckled to something, so override this for when that is needed.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/proc/handle_resist()
+	resist()
+
 // Peforms the random walk wandering
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/handle_wander_movement()
 	if(isturf(src.loc) && !resting && !buckled && canmove) //Physically capable of moving?
@@ -482,6 +511,8 @@
 	if(Proj.firer)
 		react_to_attack(Proj.firer)
 
+	Proj.on_hit(src)
+
 	return 0
 
 // When someone clicks us with an empty hand
@@ -550,11 +581,9 @@
 		if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/material/knife) || istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/material/knife/butch))
 			harvest(user)
 	else
-		if(!O.force)
-			visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] gently taps [src] with \the [O].</span>")
-		else
-			O.attack(src, user, user.zone_sel.selecting)
-			ai_log("attackby() I was weapon'd by: [user]",2)
+		O.attack(src, user, user.zone_sel.selecting)
+		ai_log("attackby() I was weapon'd by: [user]",2)
+		if(O.force)
 			react_to_attack(user)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hit_with_weapon(obj/item/O, mob/living/user, var/effective_force, var/hit_zone)
@@ -645,18 +674,58 @@
 		if(3.0)
 			adjustBruteLoss(30)
 
+// Don't understand why simple animals don't use the regular /mob/living health system.
 /mob/living/simple_animal/adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+	if(damage > 0)
+		for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_damage_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_damage_percent
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_brute_damage_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_brute_damage_percent
+	else if(damage < 0)
+		for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_healing_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_healing_percent
+
 	health = Clamp(health - damage, 0, getMaxHealth())
+	updatehealth()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/adjustFireLoss(damage)
+	if(damage > 0)
+		for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_damage_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_damage_percent
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_fire_damage_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_brute_damage_percent
+	else if(damage < 0)
+		for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_healing_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_healing_percent
+
 	health = Clamp(health - damage, 0, getMaxHealth())
+	updatehealth()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/adjustToxLoss(damage)
+	if(damage > 0)
+		for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_damage_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_damage_percent
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_tox_damage_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_brute_damage_percent
+	else if(damage < 0)
+		for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+			if(!isnull(M.incoming_healing_percent))
+				damage *= M.incoming_healing_percent
+
+	health = Clamp(health - damage, 0, getMaxHealth())
+	updatehealth()
 
 // Check target_mob if worthy of attack (i.e. check if they are dead or empty mecha)
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/SA_attackable(target_mob)
 	ai_log("SA_attackable([target_mob])",3)
 	if (isliving(target_mob))
 		var/mob/living/L = target_mob
-		if(!L.stat)
+		if(L.stat != DEAD)
 			return 1
 	if (istype(target_mob,/obj/mecha))
 		var/obj/mecha/M = target_mob
@@ -777,6 +846,8 @@
 				continue
 			else if(!SA_attackable(L))
 				continue
+			else if(!special_target_check(L))
+				continue
 			else
 				T = L
 				break
@@ -785,6 +856,8 @@
 			var/obj/mecha/M = A
 			if(!SA_attackable(M))
 				continue
+			else if(!special_target_check(M))
+				continue
 			if((M.occupant.faction != src.faction) || attack_same)
 				T = M
 				break
@@ -801,6 +874,10 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/Found(var/atom/A)
 	return
 
+// Used for somewhat special targeting, but not to the extent of using Found()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/proc/special_target_check(var/atom/A)
+	return TRUE
+
 //Requesting help from like-minded individuals
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/RequestHelp()
 	if(!cooperative || ((world.time - last_helpask_time) < 10 SECONDS))
@@ -833,6 +910,12 @@
 	if(set_follow(F, 10 SECONDS))
 		handle_stance(STANCE_FOLLOW)
 
+// Can be used to conditionally do a ranged or melee attack.
+// Note that the SA must be able to do an attack at the specified range or else it may get trapped in a loop of switching
+// between STANCE_ATTACK and STANCE_ATTACKING, due to being told by MoveToTarget() that they're in range but being told by AttackTarget() that they're not.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/proc/ClosestDistance()
+	return ranged ? shoot_range - 1 : 1 // Shoot range -1 just because we don't want to constantly get kited
+
 //Move to a target (or near if we're ranged)
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/MoveToTarget()
 	if(incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED))
@@ -857,9 +940,9 @@
 			ForgetPath()
 
 		//Find out where we're getting to
-		var/get_to = ranged ? shoot_range-1 : 1 //Shoot range -1 just because we don't want to constantly get kited
+		var/get_to = ClosestDistance()
 		var/distance = get_dist(src,target_mob)
-		ai_log("MoveToTarget() [src] [get_to] [distance]",2)
+		ai_log("MoveToTarget() [src] get_to: [get_to] distance: [distance]",2)
 
 		//We're here!
 		if(distance <= get_to)
@@ -919,6 +1002,7 @@
 
 	if(incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED))
 		ai_log("FollowTarget() Bailing because we're disabled",2)
+		LoseFollow()
 		return
 
 	if((get_dist(src,follow_mob) <= follow_dist))
@@ -972,7 +1056,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/GetPath(var/turf/target,var/get_to = 1,var/max_distance = world.view*6)
 	ai_log("GetPath([target],[get_to],[max_distance])",2)
 	ForgetPath()
-	var/list/new_path = AStar(get_turf(loc), target, /turf/proc/CardinalTurfsWithAccess, /turf/proc/Distance, min_target_dist = get_to, max_node_depth = max_distance, id = myid, exclude = obstacles)
+	var/list/new_path = AStar(get_turf(loc), target, astar_adjacent_proc, /turf/proc/Distance, min_target_dist = get_to, max_node_depth = max_distance, id = myid, exclude = obstacles)
 
 	if(new_path && new_path.len)
 		walk_list = new_path
@@ -1082,6 +1166,10 @@
 //Get into attack mode on a target
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/AttackTarget()
 	stop_automated_movement = 1
+	if(incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED))
+		ai_log("AttackTarget() Bailing because we're disabled",2)
+		LoseTarget()
+		return 0
 	if(!target_mob || !SA_attackable(target_mob))
 		LoseTarget()
 		return 0
@@ -1111,6 +1199,7 @@
 	//They ran away!
 	else
 		ai_log("AttackTarget() out of range!",3)
+		sleep(1) // Unfortunately this is needed to protect from ClosestDistance() sometimes not updating fast enough to prevent an infinite loop.
 		handle_stance(STANCE_ATTACK)
 		return 0
 
@@ -1118,7 +1207,8 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/PunchTarget()
 	if(!Adjacent(target_mob))
 		return
-	sleep(rand(8) + 8)
+	if(!client)
+		sleep(rand(8) + 8)
 	if(isliving(target_mob))
 		var/mob/living/L = target_mob
 
@@ -1129,39 +1219,51 @@
 			src.do_attack_animation(src)
 			return L
 		else
-			L.attack_generic(src,rand(melee_damage_lower,melee_damage_upper),attacktext)
+			DoPunch(L)
 		return L
 	if(istype(target_mob,/obj/mecha))
 		var/obj/mecha/M = target_mob
-		M.attack_generic(src,rand(melee_damage_lower,melee_damage_upper),attacktext)
+		DoPunch(M)
 		return M
 
+// This is the actual act of 'punching'.  Override for special behaviour.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/proc/DoPunch(var/atom/A)
+	if(!Adjacent(target_mob)) // They could've moved in the meantime.
+		return
+	var/damage_to_do = rand(melee_damage_lower, melee_damage_upper)
+
+	for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+		if(!isnull(M.outgoing_melee_damage_percent))
+			damage_to_do *= M.outgoing_melee_damage_percent
+
+	A.attack_generic(src, damage_to_do, attacktext)
+
 //The actual top-level ranged attack proc
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/ShootTarget()
 	var/target = target_mob
 	var/tturf = get_turf(target)
 
-	if(firing_lines && !CheckFiringLine(tturf))
+	if((firing_lines && !client) && !CheckFiringLine(tturf))
 		step_rand(src)
 		face_atom(tturf)
 		return 0
 
-	visible_message("<span class='danger'><b>[src]</b> fires at [target]!</span>", 1)
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'><b>[src]</b> fires at [target]!</span>")
 	if(rapid)
 		spawn(1)
-			Shoot(tturf, src.loc, src)
+			Shoot(target, src.loc, src)
 			if(casingtype)
 				new casingtype(get_turf(src))
 		spawn(4)
-			Shoot(tturf, src.loc, src)
+			Shoot(target, src.loc, src)
 			if(casingtype)
 				new casingtype(get_turf(src))
 		spawn(6)
-			Shoot(tturf, src.loc, src)
+			Shoot(target, src.loc, src)
 			if(casingtype)
 				new casingtype(get_turf(src))
 	else
-		Shoot(tturf, src.loc, src)
+		Shoot(target, src.loc, src)
 		if(casingtype)
 			new casingtype
 
@@ -1201,9 +1303,9 @@
 	playsound(user, projectilesound, 100, 1)
 	if(!A)	return
 
-	if (!istype(target, /turf))
-		qdel(A)
-		return
+//	if (!istype(target, /turf))
+//		qdel(A)
+//		return
 	A.launch(target)
 	return
 
@@ -1226,6 +1328,43 @@
 	handle_stance(STANCE_IDLE)
 	GiveUpMoving()
 
+// Makes the simple mob stop everything.  Useful for when it get stunned.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/proc/Disable()
+	ai_log("Disable() [target_mob]",2)
+	spawn(0)
+		LoseTarget()
+		LoseFollow()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/Stun(amount)
+	if(amount > 0)
+		Disable()
+	..(amount)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/AdjustStunned(amount)
+	if(amount > 0)
+		Disable()
+	..(amount)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/Weaken(amount)
+	if(amount > 0)
+		Disable()
+	..(amount)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/AdjustWeakened(amount)
+	if(amount > 0)
+		Disable()
+	..(amount)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/Paralyse(amount)
+	if(amount > 0)
+		Disable()
+	..(amount)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/AdjustParalysis(amount)
+	if(amount > 0)
+		Disable()
+	..(amount)
+
 //Find me some targets
 /mob/living/simple_animal/proc/ListTargets(var/dist = view_range)
 	var/list/L = hearers(src, dist)
@@ -1244,22 +1383,32 @@
 	var/turf/problem_turf = get_step(src, direction)
 
 	ai_log("DestroySurroundings([direction])",3)
+	var/damage_to_do = rand(melee_damage_lower, melee_damage_upper)
+
+	for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
+		if(!isnull(M.outgoing_melee_damage_percent))
+			damage_to_do *= M.outgoing_melee_damage_percent
+
 	for(var/obj/structure/window/obstacle in problem_turf)
 		if(obstacle.dir == reverse_dir[dir]) // So that windows get smashed in the right order
 			ai_log("DestroySurroundings() directional window hit",3)
-			obstacle.attack_generic(src,rand(melee_damage_lower,melee_damage_upper),attacktext)
+			obstacle.attack_generic(src, damage_to_do, attacktext)
+			return
+		else if(obstacle.is_fulltile())
+			ai_log("DestroySurroundings() full tile window hit",3)
+			obstacle.attack_generic(src, damage_to_do, attacktext)
 			return
 
 	var/obj/structure/obstacle = locate(/obj/structure, problem_turf)
 	if(istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/window) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/closet) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/table) || istype(obstacle, /obj/structure/grille))
 		ai_log("DestroySurroundings() generic structure hit [obstacle]",3)
-		obstacle.attack_generic(src,rand(melee_damage_lower,melee_damage_upper),attacktext)
+		obstacle.attack_generic(src, damage_to_do ,attacktext)
 		return
 
 	for(var/obj/machinery/door/baddoor in problem_turf) //Required since firelocks take up the same turf
 		if(baddoor.density)
 			ai_log("DestroySurroundings() door hit [baddoor]",3)
-			baddoor.attack_generic(src,rand(melee_damage_lower,melee_damage_upper),attacktext)
+			baddoor.attack_generic(src, damage_to_do ,attacktext)
 			return
 
 //Check for shuttle bumrush

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ai.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/FindTarget()
+	if(victim) // Don't worry about finding another target if we're eatting someone.
+		return
+//	if(!will_hunt())
+//		return
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/special_target_check(mob/living/L)
+	if(istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/buddy = L
+		if(buddy.slime_color == src.slime_color || discipline || unity || buddy.unity)
+			return FALSE // Don't hurt same colored slimes.
+
+	if(ishuman(L))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+		if(H.species && H.species.name == "Promethean")
+			return FALSE // Prometheans are always our friends.
+		else if(istype(H.species, /datum/species/monkey)) // istype() is so they'll eat the alien monkeys too.
+			return TRUE // Monkeys are always food.
+		if(discipline && !rabid)
+			return FALSE // We're a good slime.  For now at least
+
+	if(issilicon(L) || isbot(L) )
+		if(discipline && !rabid)
+			return FALSE // We're a good slime.  For now at least.
+	return ..() // Other colors and nonslimes are jerks however.
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ClosestDistance()
+	if(target_mob.stat == DEAD)
+		return 1 // Melee (eat) the target if dead, don't shoot it.
+	return ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/HelpRequested(var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/buddy)
+	if(istype(buddy))
+		if(buddy.slime_color != src.slime_color && (!unity || !buddy.unity)) // We only help slimes of the same color, if it's another slime calling for help.
+			ai_log("HelpRequested() by [buddy] but they are a [buddy.slime_color] while we are a [src.slime_color].",2)
+			return
+		if(buddy.target_mob)
+			if(!special_target_check(buddy.target_mob))
+				ai_log("HelpRequested() by [buddy] but special_target_check() failed when passed [buddy.target_mob].",2)
+				return
+	..()
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/handle_resist()
+	if(buckled && victim && isliving(buckled) && victim == buckled) // If it's buckled to a living thing it's probably eating it.
+		return
+	else
+		..()
+
+/*
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/will_hunt() // Check for being stopped from feeding and chasing
+	if(nutrition <= get_starve_nutrition() || rabid)
+		return TRUE
+	if(nutrition <= get_hunger_nutrition() || prob(25))
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE
+*/

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/combat.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,276 @@
+
+
+/*
+// Check target_mob if worthy of attack
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/SA_attackable(target_mob)
+	ai_log("SA_attackable([target_mob])",3)
+	if(isliving(target_mob))
+		var/mob/living/L = target_mob
+		if(L.stat == DEAD)
+			if(can_consume(L)) // If we can eat them, then it doesn't matter if they're dead.
+				return TRUE
+	..()
+*/
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/PunchTarget()
+	if(victim)
+		return // Already eatting someone.
+	if(!client) // AI controlled.
+		if( (!target_mob.lying && prob(60 + (power_charge * 4) ) || (!target_mob.lying && optimal_combat) )) // "Smart" slimes always stun first.
+			a_intent = I_DISARM // Stun them first.
+		else if(can_consume(target_mob) && target_mob.lying)
+			a_intent = I_GRAB // Then eat them.
+		else
+			a_intent = I_HURT // Otherwise robust them.
+	ai_log("PunchTarget() will [a_intent] [target_mob]",2)
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/can_consume(var/mob/living/L)
+	if(!L || !istype(L))
+		to_chat(src, "This subject is incomparable...")
+		return FALSE
+	if(L.isSynthetic())
+		to_chat(src, "This subject is not biological...")
+		return FALSE
+	if(L.getarmor(null, "bio") >= 75)
+		to_chat(src, "I cannot reach this subject's biological matter...")
+		return FALSE
+	if(istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+		to_chat(src, "I cannot feed on other slimes...")
+		return FALSE
+	if(!Adjacent(L))
+		to_chat(src, "This subject is too far away...")
+		return FALSE
+	if(istype(L, /mob/living/carbon) && L.getCloneLoss() >= L.getMaxHealth() * 1.5 || istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal) && L.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(src, "This subject does not have an edible life energy...")
+		return FALSE
+	if(L.buckled_mob)
+		if(istype(L.buckled_mob, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+			if(L.buckled_mob != src)
+				to_chat(src, "\The [L.buckled_mob] is already feeding on this subject...")
+				return FALSE
+	return TRUE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/start_consuming(var/mob/living/L)
+	if(!can_consume(L))
+		return
+	if(!Adjacent(L))
+		return
+	step_towards(src, L) // Get on top of them to feed.
+	if(loc != L.loc)
+		return
+	if(L.buckle_mob(src, forced = TRUE))
+		victim = L
+		update_icon()
+		victim.visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] latches onto [victim]!</span>",
+		"<span class='danger'>\The [src] latches onto you!</span>")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/stop_consumption()
+	if(!victim)
+		return
+	victim.unbuckle_mob()
+	victim.visible_message("<span class='notice'>\The [src] slides off of [victim]!</span>",
+	"<span class='notice'>\The [src] slides off of you!</span>")
+	victim = null
+	update_icon()
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/handle_consumption()
+	if(victim && can_consume(victim) && !stat)
+
+		var/armor_modifier = abs((victim.getarmor(null, "bio") / 100) - 1)
+		if(istype(victim, /mob/living/carbon))
+			victim.adjustCloneLoss(rand(5,6) * armor_modifier)
+			victim.adjustToxLoss(rand(1,2) * armor_modifier)
+			if(victim.health <= 0)
+				victim.adjustToxLoss(rand(2,4) * armor_modifier)
+
+		else if(istype(victim, /mob/living/simple_animal))
+			victim.adjustBruteLoss(is_adult ? rand(7, 15) : rand(4, 12))
+
+		else
+			to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>[pick("This subject is incompatable", \
+			"This subject does not have a life energy", "This subject is empty", "I am not satisified", \
+			"I can not feed from this subject", "I do not feel nourished", "This subject is not food")]...</span>")
+			stop_consumption()
+
+		adjust_nutrition(50 * armor_modifier)
+
+		adjustOxyLoss(-10 * armor_modifier) //Heal yourself
+		adjustBruteLoss(-10 * armor_modifier)
+		adjustFireLoss(-10 * armor_modifier)
+		adjustCloneLoss(-10 * armor_modifier)
+		updatehealth()
+		if(victim)
+			victim.updatehealth()
+	else
+		stop_consumption()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/DoPunch(var/mob/living/L)
+	if(!Adjacent(L)) // Might've moved away in the meantime.
+		return
+
+	if(istype(L))
+
+		if(ishuman(L))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+			// Slime attacks can be blocked with shields.
+			if(H.check_shields(damage = 0, damage_source = null, attacker = src, def_zone = null, attack_text = "the attack"))
+				return
+
+		switch(a_intent)
+			if(I_HELP)
+				ai_log("DoPunch() against [L], helping.",2)
+				L.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] gently pokes [L]!</span>",
+				"<span class='notice'>[src] gently pokes you!</span>")
+				do_attack_animation(L)
+				post_attack(L, a_intent)
+
+			if(I_DISARM)
+				ai_log("DoPunch() against [L], disarming.",2)
+				var/stun_power = between(0, power_charge + rand(0, 3), 10)
+
+				if(ishuman(L))
+					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+					stun_power *= max(H.species.siemens_coefficient,0)
+
+
+				if(prob(stun_power * 10))
+					power_charge = max(0, power_charge - 3)
+					L.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] has shocked [L]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>[src] has shocked you!</span>")
+					playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/Egloves.ogg', 75, 1)
+					L.Weaken(4)
+					L.Stun(4)
+					do_attack_animation(L)
+					if(L.buckled)
+						L.buckled.unbuckle_mob() // To prevent an exploit where being buckled prevents slimes from jumping on you.
+					L.stuttering = max(L.stuttering, stun_power)
+
+					var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
+					s.set_up(5, 1, L)
+					s.start()
+
+					if(prob(stun_power * 10) && stun_power >= 8)
+						L.adjustFireLoss(power_charge * rand(1, 2))
+					post_attack(L, a_intent)
+
+				else if(prob(40))
+					L.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] has pounced at [L]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>[src] has pounced at you!</span>")
+					playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/thudswoosh.ogg', 75, 1)
+					L.Weaken(2)
+					do_attack_animation(L)
+					if(L.buckled)
+						L.buckled.unbuckle_mob() // To prevent an exploit where being buckled prevents slimes from jumping on you.
+					post_attack(L, a_intent)
+				else
+					L.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] has tried to pounce at [L]!</span>", "<span class='danger'>[src] has tried to pounce at you!</span>")
+					playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/punchmiss.ogg', 75, 1)
+					do_attack_animation(L)
+				L.updatehealth()
+				return L
+
+			if(I_GRAB)
+				ai_log("DoPunch() against [L], grabbing.",2)
+				start_consuming(L)
+				post_attack(L, a_intent)
+
+			if(I_HURT)
+				ai_log("DoPunch() against [L], hurting.",2)
+				var/damage_to_do = rand(melee_damage_lower, melee_damage_upper)
+				var/armor_modifier = abs((L.getarmor(null, "bio") / 100) - 1)
+
+				L.attack_generic(src, damage_to_do, attacktext)
+				playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg', 75, 1)
+
+				// Give the slime some nutrition, if applicable.
+				if(!L.isSynthetic())
+					if(ishuman(L))
+						if(L.getCloneLoss() < L.getMaxHealth() * 1.5)
+							adjust_nutrition(damage_to_do * armor_modifier)
+
+					else if(istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal))
+						if(!isslime(L))
+							var/mob/living/simple_animal/SA = L
+							if(!SA.stat)
+								adjust_nutrition(damage_to_do)
+
+				post_attack(L, a_intent)
+
+	if(istype(L,/obj/mecha))
+		var/obj/mecha/M = L
+		M.attack_generic(src, rand(melee_damage_lower, melee_damage_upper), attacktext)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/post_attack(var/mob/living/L, var/intent = I_HURT)
+	if(intent != I_HELP)
+		if(L.reagents && L.can_inject() && reagent_injected)
+			L.reagents.add_reagent(reagent_injected, injection_amount)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user)
+	if(istype(W, /obj/item/clothing/head)) // Handle hat simulator.
+		give_hat(W, user)
+		return
+
+	// Otherwise they're probably fighting the slime.
+	if(prob(25))
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [user]'s [W] passes right through [src]!</span>")
+		user.setClickCooldown(DEFAULT_ATTACK_COOLDOWN)
+		return
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/hit_with_weapon(obj/item/O, mob/living/user, var/effective_force, var/hit_zone)
+	..()
+	if(!stat)
+		if(O.force > 0 && discipline && !rabid) // wow, buddy, why am I getting attacked??
+			adjust_discipline(1)
+			return
+		if(O.force >= 3)
+			if(victim || target_mob) // We've been a bad slime.
+				if(is_adult)
+					if(prob(5 + round(O.force / 2)) )
+						if(prob(80) && !client)
+							adjust_discipline(2)
+						if(user)
+							step_away(src, user)
+				else
+					if(prob(10 + O.force * 2))
+						if(prob(80) && !client)
+							adjust_discipline(2)
+						if(user)
+							step_away(src, user)
+			else
+				if(user in friends) // Friend attacking us for no reason.
+					if(prob(25))
+						friends -= user
+						say("[user]... not friend...")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M as mob)
+	if(victim) // Are we eating someone?
+		var/fail_odds = 30
+		if(victim == M) // Harder to get the slime off if its eating you right now.
+			fail_odds = 60
+
+		if(prob(fail_odds))
+			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] attempts to wrestle \the [name] off!</span>")
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/punchmiss.ogg', 25, 1, -1)
+
+		else
+			visible_message("<span class='warning'> [M] manages to wrestle \the [name] off!</span>")
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/thudswoosh.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+
+			if(prob(40) && !client)
+				adjust_discipline(1)
+			stop_consumption()
+			step_away(src,M)
+	else
+		if(M.a_intent == I_HELP)
+			if(hat)
+				remove_hat(M)
+			else
+				..()
+		else
+			..()
+
+// Shocked grilles don't hurt slimes, and in fact give them charge.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/electrocute_act(var/shock_damage, var/obj/source, var/siemens_coeff = 1.0, var/def_zone = null)
+	power_charge = between(0, power_charge + round(shock_damage / 10), 10)
+	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>\The [source] shocks you, and it charges you.</span>")

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/death.dm

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+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/death(gibbed)
+
+	if(stat == DEAD)
+		return
+
+	if(!gibbed && is_adult)
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = make_new_slime()
+		S.rabid = TRUE
+		step_away(S, src)
+		is_adult = FALSE
+		maxHealth = initial(maxHealth)
+		revive()
+		if(!client)
+			rabid = TRUE
+		number = rand(1, 1000)
+		update_name()
+		return
+
+	stop_consumption()
+	. = ..(gibbed, "stops moving and partially dissolves...")
+
+	update_icon()
+
+	return

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/life.dm

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+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/adjust_nutrition(input)
+	nutrition = between(0, nutrition + input, get_max_nutrition())
+
+	if(input > 0)
+		if(prob(input * 2)) // Gain around one level per 50 nutrition
+			power_charge = min(power_charge++, 10)
+			if(power_charge == 10)
+				adjustToxLoss(-10)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/get_max_nutrition() // Can't go above it
+	if(is_adult)
+		return 1200
+	return 1000
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/get_grow_nutrition() // Above it we grow, below it we can eat
+	if(is_adult)
+		return 1000
+	return 800
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/get_hunger_nutrition() // Below it we will always eat
+	if(is_adult)
+		return 600
+	return 500
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/get_starve_nutrition() // Below it we will eat before everything else
+	if(is_adult)
+		return 300
+	return 200
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/handle_nutrition()
+	if(docile)
+		return
+	if(prob(15))
+		adjust_nutrition(-1 - is_adult)
+
+	if(nutrition <= get_starve_nutrition())
+		handle_starvation()
+
+	else if(nutrition >= get_grow_nutrition() && amount_grown < 10)
+		adjust_nutrition(-20)
+		amount_grown = between(0, amount_grown + 1, 10)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/handle_starvation()
+	if(nutrition < get_starve_nutrition() && !client) // if a slime is starving, it starts losing its friends
+		if(friends.len && prob(1))
+			var/mob/nofriend = pick(friends)
+			if(nofriend)
+				friends -= nofriend
+				say("[nofriend]... food now...")
+
+	if(nutrition <= 0)
+		adjustToxLoss(rand(1,3))
+		if(client && prob(5))
+			to_chat(src, "<span class='danger'>You are starving!</span>")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/handle_discipline()
+	if(discipline > 0)
+		update_mood()
+	//	if(discipline >= 5 && rabid)
+	//		if(prob(60))
+	//			rabid = 0
+	//			adjust_discipline(1) // So it stops trying to murder everyone.
+
+		// Handle discipline decay.
+		if(!prob(75 + (obedience * 5)))
+			adjust_discipline(-1)
+	if(!discipline)
+		update_mood()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/handle_regular_status_updates()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		handle_nutrition()
+
+		handle_discipline()
+
+		if(prob(30))
+			adjustOxyLoss(-1)
+			adjustToxLoss(-1)
+			adjustFireLoss(-1)
+			adjustCloneLoss(-1)
+			adjustBruteLoss(-1)
+
+		if(victim)
+			handle_consumption()
+
+		if(amount_grown >= 10 && !target_mob && !client)
+			if(is_adult)
+				reproduce()
+			else
+				evolve()
+
+		handle_stuttering()
+
+	..()
+
+
+// This is to make slime responses feel a bit more natural and not instant.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/delayed_say(var/message, var/mob/target)
+	sleep(rand(1 SECOND, 2 SECONDS))
+	if(target)
+		face_atom(target)
+	say(message)
+
+//Commands, reactions, etc
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/hear_say(var/message, var/verb = "says", var/datum/language/language = null, var/alt_name = "", var/italics = 0, var/mob/speaker = null, var/sound/speech_sound, var/sound_vol)
+	..()
+	if((findtext(message, num2text(number)) || findtext(message, name) || findtext(message, "slimes"))) // Talking to us
+
+		// Say hello back.
+		if(findtext(message, "hello") || findtext(message, "hi") || findtext(message, "greetings"))
+			delayed_say(pick("Hello...", "Hi..."), speaker)
+
+		// Follow request.
+		if(findtext(message, "follow") || findtext(message, "come with me"))
+			if(!can_command(speaker))
+				delayed_say(pick("No...", "I won't follow..."), speaker)
+				return
+
+			delayed_say("Yes... I follow \the [speaker]...", speaker)
+			set_follow(speaker)
+			FollowTarget()
+
+		// Stop request.
+		if(findtext(message, "stop") || findtext(message, "halt") || findtext(message, "cease"))
+			if(victim) // We're being asked to stop eatting someone.
+				if(!can_command(speaker))
+					delayed_say("No...", speaker)
+					return
+				else
+					delayed_say("Fine...", speaker)
+					stop_consumption()
+					adjust_discipline(1, TRUE)
+
+			if(target_mob) // We're being asked to stop chasing someone.
+				if(!can_command(speaker))
+					delayed_say("No...", speaker)
+					return
+				else
+					delayed_say("Fine...", speaker)
+					LoseTarget()
+					adjust_discipline(1, TRUE)
+
+			if(follow_mob) // We're being asked to stop following someone.
+				if(follow_mob == speaker)
+					delayed_say("Yes... I'll stop...", speaker)
+					LoseFollow()
+				else
+					delayed_say("No... I'll keep following \the [follow_mob]...", speaker)
+
+		// Help request
+		if(findtext(message, "help"))
+			if(!can_command(speaker))
+				delayed_say("No...", speaker)
+				return
+			else
+				delayed_say("I will protect \the [speaker].", speaker)
+
+		// Murder request
+		if(findtext(message, "harm") || findtext(message, "kill") || findtext(message, "murder") || findtext(message, "eat") || findtext(message, "consume"))
+			if(!can_command(speaker))
+				delayed_say("No...", speaker)
+				return
+
+		//LoseFollow()
+
+	/*
+	if(reacts && speaker && (message in reactions) && (!hostile || isliving(speaker)) && say_understands(speaker,language))
+		var/mob/living/L = speaker
+		if(L.faction == faction)
+			spawn(10)
+				face_atom(speaker)
+				say(reactions[message])
+	*/

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/slime.dm

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+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime
+	name = "baby slime"
+	desc = "The most basic of slimes.  The grey slime has no remarkable qualities, however it remains one of the most useful colors for scientists."
+	icon = 'icons/mob/slime2.dmi'
+	icon_state = "grey baby slime"
+	intelligence_level = SA_ANIMAL
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE
+	var/shiny = FALSE // If true, will add a 'shiny' overlay.
+	var/glows = FALSE // If true, will glow in the same color as the color var.
+	var/icon_state_override = null // Used for special slime appearances like the rainbow slime.
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE
+
+	speak_emote = list("chirps")
+
+	maxHealth = 150
+	var/maxHealth_adult = 200
+	melee_damage_lower = 5
+	melee_damage_upper = 25
+	melee_miss_chance = 0
+	gender = NEUTER
+
+	// Atmos stuff.
+	minbodytemp = T0C-30
+	heat_damage_per_tick = 0
+	cold_damage_per_tick = 40
+
+	min_oxy = 0
+	max_oxy = 0
+	min_tox = 0
+	max_tox = 0
+	min_co2 = 0
+	max_co2 = 0
+	min_n2 = 0
+	max_n2 = 0
+	unsuitable_atoms_damage = 0
+
+
+	speak = list(
+		"Blorp...",
+		"Blop..."
+
+		)
+	emote_hear = list(
+
+		)
+	emote_see = list(
+		"bounces",
+		"jiggles",
+		"sways"
+		)
+
+	hostile = 1
+	retaliate = 1
+	attack_same = 1
+	cooperative = 1
+	faction = "slime" // Slimes will help other slimes, provided they share the same color.
+
+	color = "#CACACA"
+	var/is_adult = FALSE
+	var/cores = 1 // How many cores you get when placed in a Processor.
+	var/power_charge = 0 // 0-10 controls how much electricity they are generating.  High numbers encourage the slime to stun someone with electricity.
+	var/amount_grown = 0 // controls how long the slime has been overfed, if 10, grows or reproduces
+	var/number = 0 // This is used to make the slime semi-unique for indentification.
+
+	var/mob/living/victim = null // the person the slime is currently feeding on
+	var/rabid = FALSE	// If true, will attack anyone and everyone.
+	var/docile = FALSE	// Basically the opposite of above.  If true, will never harm anything and won't get hungry.
+	var/discipline = 0	// Beating slimes makes them less likely to lash out.  In theory.
+	var/resentment = 0	// 'Unjustified' beatings make this go up, and makes it more likely for abused slimes to go berserk.
+	var/obedience = 0	// Conversely, 'justified' beatings make this go up, and makes discipline decay slowly, potentially making it not decay at all.
+	var/unity = FALSE	// If true, slimes will consider other colors as their own.  Other slimes will see this slime as the same color as well.  A rainbow slime is required to get this.
+	var/optimal_combat = FALSE // Used to dumb down the combat AI somewhat.  If true, the slime tends to be really dangerous to fight alone due to stunlocking.
+	var/mood = ":3" // Icon to use to display 'mood'.
+	var/obj/item/clothing/head/hat = null // The hat the slime may be wearing.
+
+	var/slime_color = "grey"
+	var/mutation_chance = 25 // Odds of spawning as a new color when reproducing.  Can be modified by certain xenobio products.  Carried across generations of slimes.
+	var/coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/grey
+	// List of potential slime color mutations. This must have exactly four types.
+	var/list/slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/orange,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/metal,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/blue,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/purple
+	)
+
+	var/reagent_injected = null // Some slimes inject reagents on attack.  This tells the game what reagent to use.
+	var/injection_amount = 5 // This determines how much.
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/New(var/location, var/start_as_adult = FALSE)
+	verbs += /mob/living/proc/ventcrawl
+	if(start_as_adult)
+		make_adult()
+	health = maxHealth
+//	slime_mutation = mutation_table(slime_color)
+	update_icon()
+	number = rand(1, 1000)
+	update_name()
+	..(location)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/Destroy()
+	if(hat)
+		drop_hat()
+	return ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/make_adult()
+	if(is_adult)
+		return
+
+	is_adult = TRUE
+	melee_damage_lower = 20
+	melee_damage_upper = 40
+	maxHealth = maxHealth_adult
+	amount_grown = 0
+	update_icon()
+	update_name()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/update_name()
+	if(docile) // Docile slimes are generally named, so we shouldn't mess with it.
+		return
+	name = "[slime_color] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] slime ([number])"
+	real_name = name
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/update_icon()
+	if(stat == DEAD)
+		icon_state = "[icon_state_override ? "[icon_state_override] slime" : "slime"] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] dead"
+		set_light(0)
+	else
+		if(incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED))
+			icon_state = "[icon_state_override ? "[icon_state_override] slime" : "slime"] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"] dead"
+		else
+			icon_state = "[icon_state_override ? "[icon_state_override] slime" : "slime"] [is_adult ? "adult" : "baby"][victim ? " eating":""]"
+
+	overlays.Cut()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		var/image/I = image(icon, src, "slime light")
+		I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR
+		overlays += I
+
+		if(shiny)
+			I = image(icon, src, "slime shiny")
+			I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR
+			overlays += I
+
+		I = image(icon, src, "aslime-[mood]")
+		I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR
+		overlays += I
+
+		if(glows)
+			set_light(3, 2, color)
+
+	if(hat)
+		var/hat_state = hat.item_state ? hat.item_state : hat.icon_state
+		var/image/I = image('icons/mob/head.dmi', src, hat_state)
+		I.pixel_y = -7 // Slimes are small.
+		I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR
+		overlays += I
+
+	if(modifier_overlay) // Restore our modifier overlay.
+		overlays += modifier_overlay
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/update_mood()
+	var/old_mood = mood
+	if(incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED))
+		mood = "sad"
+	else if(rabid)
+		mood = "angry"
+	else if(target_mob)
+		mood = "mischevous"
+	else if(discipline)
+		mood = "pout"
+	else if(docile)
+		mood = ":33"
+	else
+		mood = ":3"
+	if(old_mood != mood)
+		update_icon()
+
+// Makes the slime very angry and dangerous.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/enrage()
+	if(docile)
+		return
+	rabid = TRUE
+	update_mood()
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] enrages!</span>")
+
+// Makes the slime safe and harmless.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/pacify()
+	rabid = FALSE
+	docile = TRUE
+	hostile = FALSE
+	retaliate = FALSE
+	cooperative = FALSE
+
+	// If for whatever reason the mob AI decides to try to attack something anyways.
+	melee_damage_upper = 0
+	melee_damage_lower = 0
+
+	update_mood()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/unify()
+	unity = TRUE
+	attack_same = FALSE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(hat)
+		to_chat(user, "It is wearing \a [hat].")
+
+	if(stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "It appears to be dead.")
+	else if(incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED))
+		to_chat(user, "It appears to be incapacitated.")
+	else if(rabid)
+		to_chat(user, "It seems very, very angry and upset.")
+	else if(obedience >= 5)
+		to_chat(user, "It looks rather obedient.")
+	else if(discipline)
+		to_chat(user, "It has been subjugated by force, at least for now.")
+	else if(docile)
+		to_chat(user, "It appears to have been pacified.")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/water_act(amount) // This is called if a slime enters a water tile.
+	adjustBruteLoss(40 * amount)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/adjust_discipline(amount, silent)
+	if(amount > 0)
+		if(!rabid)
+			var/justified = is_justified_to_discipline()
+			spawn(0)
+				stop_consumption()
+				LoseTarget()
+			if(!silent)
+				if(justified)
+					say(pick("Fine...", "Okay...", "Sorry...", "I yield...", "Mercy..."))
+				else
+					say(pick("Why...?", "I don't understand...?", "Cruel...", "Stop...", "Nooo..."))
+			if(justified)
+				obedience++
+			else
+				if(prob(resentment * 20))
+					enrage() // Pushed the slime too far.
+					say(pick("Evil...", "Kill...", "Tyrant..."))
+				resentment++ // Done after check so first time will never enrage.
+
+	discipline = between(0, discipline + amount, 10)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/movement_delay()
+	if(bodytemperature >= 330.23) // 135 F or 57.08 C
+		return -1	// slimes become supercharged at high temperatures
+
+	. = ..()
+
+	var/health_deficiency = (maxHealth - health)
+	if(health_deficiency >= 45)
+		. += (health_deficiency / 25)
+
+	if(bodytemperature < 183.222)
+		. += (283.222 - bodytemperature) / 10 * 1.75
+
+	. += config.slime_delay
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/Process_Spacemove()
+	return 2
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/verb/evolve()
+	set category = "Slime"
+	set desc = "This will let you evolve from baby to adult slime."
+
+	if(stat)
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>I must be conscious to do this...</span>")
+		return
+
+	if(docile)
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>I have been pacified.  I cannot evolve...</span>")
+		return
+
+	if(!is_adult)
+		if(amount_grown >= 10)
+			make_adult()
+		else
+			to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>I am not ready to evolve yet...</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>I have already evolved...</span>")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/verb/reproduce()
+	set category = "Slime"
+	set desc = "This will make you split into four Slimes."
+
+	if(stat)
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>I must be conscious to do this...</span>")
+		return
+
+	if(docile)
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>I have been pacified.  I cannot reproduce...</span>")
+		return
+
+	if(is_adult)
+		if(amount_grown >= 10)
+
+			var/list/babies = list()
+			for(var/i = 1 to 4)
+				babies.Add(make_new_slime())
+
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/new_slime = pick(babies)
+			new_slime.universal_speak = universal_speak
+			if(src.mind)
+				src.mind.transfer_to(new_slime)
+			else
+				new_slime.key = src.key
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>I am not ready to reproduce yet...</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>I am not old enough to reproduce yet...</span>")
+
+// Used for reproducing and dying.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/make_new_slime()
+	var/t = src.type
+	if(prob(mutation_chance / 10))
+		t = /mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow
+
+	else if(prob(mutation_chance) && slime_mutation.len)
+		t = slime_mutation[rand(1, slime_mutation.len)]
+	var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/baby = new t(loc)
+
+	// Handle 'inheriting' from parent slime.
+	baby.mutation_chance = mutation_chance
+	baby.power_charge = round(power_charge / 4)
+	baby.resentment = max(resentment - 1, 0)
+	baby.discipline = max(discipline - 1, 0)
+	baby.obedience = max(obedience - 1, 0)
+	baby.unity = unity
+	baby.faction = faction
+	baby.friends = friends.Copy()
+	if(rabid)
+		baby.enrage()
+
+	step_away(baby, src)
+	return baby
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/speech_bubble_appearance()
+	return "slime"
+
+// Called after they finish eatting someone.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/befriend(var/mob/living/friend)
+	if(!(friend in friends))
+		friends |= friend
+		say("[friend]... friend...")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/can_command(var/mob/living/commander)
+	if(rabid)
+		return FALSE
+	if(docile)
+		return TRUE
+	if(commander in friends)
+		return TRUE
+	if(faction == commander.faction)
+		return TRUE
+	if(discipline > resentment && obedience >= 5)
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/give_hat(var/obj/item/clothing/head/new_hat, var/mob/living/user)
+	if(!istype(new_hat))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [new_hat] isn't a hat.</span>")
+		return
+	if(hat)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [src] is already wearing \a [hat].</span>")
+		return
+	else
+		user.drop_item(new_hat)
+		hat = new_hat
+		new_hat.forceMove(src)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You place \a [new_hat] on \the [src].  How adorable!</span>")
+		update_icon()
+		return
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/remove_hat(var/mob/living/user)
+	if(!hat)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [src] doesn't have a hat to remove.</span>")
+	else
+		hat.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+		user.put_in_hands(hat)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You take away \the [src]'s [hat.name].  How mean.</span>")
+		hat = null
+		update_icon()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/drop_hat()
+	if(!hat)
+		return
+	hat.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+	hat = null
+	update_icon()
+
+// Checks if disciplining the slime would be 'justified' right now.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/proc/is_justified_to_discipline()
+	if(rabid)
+		return TRUE
+	if(target_mob)
+		if(ishuman(target_mob))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target_mob
+			if(istype(H.species, /datum/species/monkey))
+				return FALSE
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/get_description_interaction()
+	var/list/results = list()
+
+	if(!stat)
+		results += "[desc_panel_image("slimebaton")]to stun the slime, if it's being bad."
+
+	results += ..()
+
+	return results
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/get_description_info()
+	var/list/lines = list()
+	var/intro_line = "Slimes are generally the test subjects of Xenobiology, with different colors having different properties.  \
+	They can be extremely dangerous if not handled properly."
+	lines.Add(intro_line)
+	lines.Add(null) // To pad the line breaks.
+
+	var/list/rewards = list()
+	for(var/potential_color in slime_mutation)
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = potential_color
+		rewards.Add(initial(S.slime_color))
+	var/reward_line = "This color of slime can mutate into [english_list(rewards)] colors, when it reproduces.  It will do so when it has eatten enough."
+	lines.Add(reward_line)
+	lines.Add(null)
+
+	lines.Add(description_info)
+	return lines.Join("\n")
+

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+// Tier 1
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/purple
+	desc = "This slime is rather toxic to handle, as it is poisonous."
+	color = "#CC23FF"
+	slime_color = "purple"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/purple
+	reagent_injected = "toxin"
+
+	description_info = "This slime spreads a toxin when it attacks.  A biosuit or other thick armor can protect from the toxic attack."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_blue,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/green,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime
+		)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/orange
+	desc = "This slime is known to be flammable and can ignite enemies."
+	color = "#FFA723"
+	slime_color = "orange"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/orange
+
+	description_info = "Attacks from this slime can ignite you.  A firesuit can protect from the burning attacks of this slime."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/yellow,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/red,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime
+		)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/orange/post_attack(mob/living/L, intent)
+	if(intent != I_HELP)
+		L.adjust_fire_stacks(1)
+		if(prob(25))
+			L.IgniteMob()
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/blue
+	desc = "This slime produces 'cryotoxin' and uses it against their foes.  Very deadly to other slimes."
+	color = "#19FFFF"
+	slime_color = "blue"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/blue
+	reagent_injected = "cryotoxin"
+
+	description_info = "Attacks from this slime can chill you.  A biosuit or other thick armor can protect from the chilling attack."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_blue,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/silver,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pink,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime
+		)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/metal
+	desc = "This slime is a lot more resilient than the others, due to having a metamorphic metallic and sloped surface."
+	color = "#5F5F5F"
+	slime_color = "metal"
+	shiny = 1
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/metal
+
+	description_info = "This slime is a lot more durable and tough to damage than the others."
+
+	resistance = 10 // Sloped armor is strong.
+	maxHealth = 250
+	maxHealth_adult = 350
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/silver,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/yellow,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/gold,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime
+		)
+
+// Tier 2
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/yellow
+	desc = "This slime is very conductive, and is known to use electricity as a means of defense moreso than usual for slimes."
+	color = "#FFF423"
+	slime_color = "yellow"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/yellow
+
+	ranged = 1
+	shoot_range = 3
+	firing_lines = 1
+	projectiletype = /obj/item/projectile/beam/lightning/slime
+	projectilesound = 'sound/weapons/gauss_shoot.ogg' // Closest thing to a 'thunderstrike' sound we have.
+	glows = TRUE
+
+	description_info = "This slime will fire lightning attacks at enemies if they are at range, and generate electricity \
+	for their stun attack faster than usual.  Insulative or reflective armor can protect from the lightning."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/bluespace,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/bluespace,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/metal,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/orange
+		)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/yellow/handle_regular_status_updates()
+	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
+		if(prob(25))
+			power_charge = between(0, power_charge + 1, 10)
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/projectile/beam/lightning/slime
+	power = 15
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/yellow/ClosestDistance() // Needed or else they won't eat monkeys outside of melee range.
+	if(target_mob && ishuman(target_mob))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target_mob
+		if(istype(H.species, /datum/species/monkey))
+			return 1
+	return ..()
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple
+	desc = "This slime produces ever-coveted phoron.  Risky to handle but very much worth it."
+	color = "#CC23FF"
+	slime_color = "dark purple"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/dark_purple
+	reagent_injected = "phoron"
+
+	description_info = "This slime applies phoron to enemies it attacks.  A biosuit or other thick armor can protect from the toxic attack.  \
+	If hit with a burning attack, it will erupt in flames."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/purple,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/orange,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ruby,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ruby
+		)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple/proc/ignite()
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] erupts in an inferno!</span>")
+	for(var/turf/simulated/target_turf in view(2, src))
+		target_turf.assume_gas("phoron", 30, 1500+T0C)
+		spawn(0)
+			target_turf.hotspot_expose(1500+T0C, 400)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple/ex_act(severity)
+	log_and_message_admins("[src] ignited due to a chain reaction with an explosion.")
+	ignite()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple/fire_act(datum/gas_mixture/air, temperature, volume)
+	log_and_message_admins("[src] ignited due to exposure to fire.")
+	ignite()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/P, var/def_zone)
+	if(P.damage_type && P.damage_type == BURN && P.damage) // Most bullets won't trigger the explosion, as a mercy towards Security.
+		log_and_message_admins("[src] ignited due to bring hit by a burning projectile[P.firer ? " by [key_name(P.firer)]" : ""].")
+		ignite()
+	else
+		..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple/attackby(var/obj/item/weapon/W, var/mob/user)
+	if(istype(W) && W.force && W.damtype == BURN)
+		log_and_message_admins("[src] ignited due to being hit with a burning weapon ([W]) by [key_name(user)].")
+		ignite()
+	else
+		..()
+
+
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_blue
+	desc = "This slime makes other entities near it feel much colder, and is more resilient to the cold.  It tends to kill other slimes rather quickly."
+	color = "#2398FF"
+	glows = TRUE
+	slime_color = "dark blue"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/dark_blue
+
+	description_info = "This slime is immune to the cold, however water will still kill it.  A winter coat or other cold-resistant clothing can protect from the chilling aura."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/purple,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/blue,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/cerulean,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/cerulean
+		)
+
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	cold_damage_per_tick = 0
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_blue/Life()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		cold_aura()
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_blue/proc/cold_aura()
+	for(var/mob/living/L in view(2, src))
+		var/protection = L.get_cold_protection()
+
+		if(protection < 1)
+			var/cold_factor = abs(protection - 1)
+			var/delta = -20
+			delta *= cold_factor
+			L.bodytemperature = max(50, delta)
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+	var/datum/gas_mixture/env = T.return_air()
+	if(env)
+		env.add_thermal_energy(-10 * 1000)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/silver
+	desc = "This slime is shiny, and can deflect lasers or other energy weapons directed at it."
+	color = "#AAAAAA"
+	slime_color = "silver"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/silver
+	shiny = TRUE
+
+	description_info = "Tasers, including the slime version, are ineffective against this slime.  The slimebation still works."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/metal,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/blue,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/amber,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/amber
+		)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/silver/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/P, var/def_zone)
+	if(istype(P,/obj/item/projectile/beam) || istype(P, /obj/item/projectile/energy))
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] reflects \the [P]!</span>")
+
+		// Find a turf near or on the original location to bounce to
+		var/new_x = P.starting.x + pick(0, 0, 0, -1, 1, -2, 2)
+		var/new_y = P.starting.y + pick(0, 0, 0, -1, 1, -2, 2)
+		var/turf/curloc = get_turf(src)
+
+		// redirect the projectile
+		P.redirect(new_x, new_y, curloc, src)
+		return PROJECTILE_CONTINUE // complete projectile permutation
+	else
+		..()
+
+
+// Tier 3
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/bluespace
+	desc = "Trapping this slime in a cell is generally futile, as it can teleport at will."
+	color = null
+	slime_color = "bluespace"
+	icon_state_override = "bluespace"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/bluespace
+
+	description_info = "This slime will teleport to attack something if it is within a range of seven tiles.  The teleport has a cooldown of five seconds."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/bluespace,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/bluespace,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/yellow,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/yellow
+		)
+
+	spattack_prob = 100
+	spattack_min_range = 3
+	spattack_max_range = 7
+	var/last_tele = null // Uses world.time
+	var/tele_cooldown = 5 SECONDS
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/bluespace/ClosestDistance() // Needed or the SA AI won't ever try to teleport.
+	if(world.time > last_tele + tele_cooldown)
+		return spattack_max_range - 1
+	return ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/bluespace/SpecialAtkTarget()
+	// Teleport attack.
+	if(!target_mob)
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>There's nothing to teleport to.</span>")
+		return FALSE
+
+	if(world.time < last_tele + tele_cooldown)
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You can't teleport right now, wait a few seconds.</span>")
+		return FALSE
+
+	var/list/nearby_things = range(1, target_mob)
+	var/list/valid_turfs = list()
+
+	// All this work to just go to a non-dense tile.
+	for(var/turf/potential_turf in nearby_things)
+		var/valid_turf = TRUE
+		if(potential_turf.density)
+			continue
+		for(var/atom/movable/AM in potential_turf)
+			if(AM.density)
+				valid_turf = FALSE
+		if(valid_turf)
+			valid_turfs.Add(potential_turf)
+
+
+
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+	var/turf/target_turf = pick(valid_turfs)
+
+	if(!target_turf)
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>There wasn't an unoccupied spot to teleport to.</span>")
+		return FALSE
+
+	var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s1 = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
+	s1.set_up(5, 1, T)
+	var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s2 = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
+	s2.set_up(5, 1, target_turf)
+
+
+	T.visible_message("<span class='notice'>\The [src] vanishes!</span>")
+	s1.start()
+
+	forceMove(target_turf)
+	playsound(target_turf, 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 50, 1)
+	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You teleport to \the [target_turf].</span>")
+
+	target_turf.visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [src] appears!</span>")
+	s2.start()
+
+	last_tele = world.time
+
+	if(Adjacent(target_mob))
+		PunchTarget()
+	return TRUE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ruby
+	desc = "This slime has great physical strength."
+	color = "#FF3333"
+	slime_color = "ruby"
+	shiny = TRUE
+	glows = TRUE
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/ruby
+
+	description_info = "This slime is unnaturally stronger, allowing it to hit much harder, take less damage, and be stunned for less time.  \
+	Their glomp attacks also send the victim flying."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_purple,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ruby,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ruby
+	)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ruby/New()
+	..()
+	add_modifier(/datum/modifier/slime_strength, null, src) // Slime is always swole.
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/ruby/DoPunch(var/mob/living/L)
+	..() // Do regular attacks.
+
+	if(istype(L))
+		if(a_intent == I_HURT)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] sends \the [L] flying with the impact!</span>")
+			playsound(src, "punch", 50, 1)
+			L.Weaken(1)
+			var/throwdir = get_dir(src, L)
+			L.throw_at(get_edge_target_turf(L, throwdir), 3, 1, src)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/amber
+	desc = "This slime seems to be an expert in the culinary arts, as they create their own food to share with others.  \
+	They would probably be very important to other slimes, if the other colors didn't try to kill them."
+	color = "#FFBB00"
+	slime_color = "amber"
+	shiny = TRUE
+	glows = TRUE
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/amber
+
+	description_info = "This slime feeds nearby entities passively while it is alive.  This can cause uncontrollable \
+	slime growth and reproduction if not kept in check.  The amber slime cannot feed itself, but can be fed by other amber slimes."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/silver,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/silver,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/amber,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/amber
+	)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/amber/Life()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		feed_aura()
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/amber/proc/feed_aura()
+	for(var/mob/living/L in view(2, src))
+		if(L == src) // Don't feed themselves, or it is impossible to stop infinite slimes without killing all of the ambers.
+			continue
+		if(isslime(L))
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = L
+			S.adjust_nutrition(rand(15, 25))
+		if(ishuman(L))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+			if(H.isSynthetic())
+				continue
+			H.nutrition = between(0, H.nutrition + rand(15, 25), 600)
+
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/cerulean
+	desc = "This slime is generally superior in a wide range of attributes, compared to the common slime.  The jack of all trades, but master of none."
+	color = "#4F7EAA"
+	slime_color = "cerulean"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/cerulean
+
+	// Less than the specialized slimes, but higher than the rest.
+	maxHealth = 200
+	maxHealth_adult = 250
+
+	melee_damage_lower = 10
+	melee_damage_upper = 30
+
+	move_to_delay = 3
+
+
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_blue,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/dark_blue,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/cerulean,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/cerulean
+	)
+
+// Tier 4
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/red
+	desc = "This slime is full of energy, and very aggressive.  'The red ones go faster.' seems to apply here."
+	color = "#FF3333"
+	slime_color = "red"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/red
+	move_to_delay = 3 // The red ones go faster.
+
+	description_info = "This slime is faster than the others.  Attempting to discipline this slime will always cause it to go berserk."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/red,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/orange
+		)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/red/adjust_discipline(amount)
+	if(amount > 0)
+		if(!rabid)
+			enrage() // How dare you try to control the red slime.
+			say("Grrr...!")
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/green
+	desc = "This slime is radioactive."
+	color = "#14FF20"
+	slime_color = "green"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/green
+	glows = TRUE
+	reagent_injected = "radium"
+	var/rads = 25
+
+	description_info = "This slime will irradiate anything nearby passively, and will inject radium on attack.  \
+	A radsuit or other thick and radiation-hardened armor can protect from this.  It will only radiate while alive."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/purple,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/green,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/emerald,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/emerald
+		)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/green/Life()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		irradiate()
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/green/proc/irradiate()
+	radiation_repository.radiate(src, rads)
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pink
+	desc = "This slime has regenerative properties."
+	color = "#FF0080"
+	slime_color = "pink"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/pink
+	glows = TRUE
+
+	description_info = "This slime will passively heal nearby entities within two tiles, including itself.  It will only do this while alive."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/blue,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/light_pink,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/light_pink,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pink
+		)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pink/Life()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		heal_aura()
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pink/proc/heal_aura()
+	for(var/mob/living/L in view(src, 2))
+		if(L.stat == DEAD || L == target_mob)
+			continue
+		L.add_modifier(/datum/modifier/slime_heal, 5 SECONDS, src)
+
+/datum/modifier/slime_heal
+	name = "slime mending"
+	desc = "You feel somewhat gooy."
+	mob_overlay_state = "pink_sparkles"
+
+	on_created_text = "<span class='warning'>Twinkling spores of goo surround you.  It makes you feel healthier.</span>"
+	on_expired_text = "<span class='notice'>The spores of goo have faded, although you feel much healthier than before.</span>"
+	stacks = MODIFIER_STACK_EXTEND
+
+/datum/modifier/slime_heal/tick()
+	if(holder.stat == DEAD) // Required or else simple animals become immortal.
+		expire()
+	holder.adjustBruteLoss(-2)
+	holder.adjustFireLoss(-2)
+	holder.adjustToxLoss(-2)
+	holder.adjustOxyLoss(-2)
+	holder.adjustCloneLoss(-1)
+
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/gold
+	desc = "This slime absorbs energy, and cannot be stunned by normal means."
+	color = "#EEAA00"
+	shiny = TRUE
+	slime_color = "gold"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/gold
+	description_info = "This slime is immune to the slimebaton and taser, and will actually charge the slime, however it will still discipline the slime."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/metal,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/gold,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/sapphire,
+			/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/sapphire
+		)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/gold/Weaken(amount)
+	power_charge = between(0, power_charge + amount, 10)
+	return
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/gold/Stun(amount)
+	power_charge = between(0, power_charge + amount, 10)
+	return
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/gold/get_description_interaction() // So it doesn't say to use a baton on them.
+	return list()
+
+
+// Tier 5
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil
+	desc = "This slime is explosive and volatile.  Smoking near it is probably a bad idea."
+	color = "#333333"
+	slime_color = "oil"
+	shiny = TRUE
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/oil
+
+	description_info = "If this slime suffers damage from a fire or heat based source, or if it is caught inside \
+	an explosion, it will explode.  Rabid oil slimes will charge at enemies, then suicide-bomb themselves.  \
+	Bomb suits can protect from the explosion."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/red,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/red
+	)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil/proc/explode()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+	//	explosion(src.loc, 1, 2, 4)
+		explosion(src.loc, 0, 2, 4) // A bit weaker since the suicide charger tended to gib the poor sod being targeted.
+		if(src) // Delete ourselves if the explosion didn't do it.
+			qdel(src)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil/post_attack(var/mob/living/L, var/intent = I_HURT)
+	if(!rabid)
+		return ..()
+	if(intent == I_HURT || intent == I_GRAB)
+		say(pick("Sacrifice...!", "Sssss...", "Boom...!"))
+		sleep(2 SECOND)
+		log_and_message_admins("[src] has suicide-bombed themselves while trying to kill \the [L].")
+		explode()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil/ex_act(severity)
+	log_and_message_admins("[src] exploded due to a chain reaction with another explosion.")
+	explode()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil/fire_act(datum/gas_mixture/air, temperature, volume)
+	log_and_message_admins("[src] exploded due to exposure to fire.")
+	explode()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/P, var/def_zone)
+	if(P.damage_type && P.damage_type == BURN && P.damage) // Most bullets won't trigger the explosion, as a mercy towards Security.
+		log_and_message_admins("[src] exploded due to bring hit by a burning projectile[P.firer ? " by [key_name(P.firer)]" : ""].")
+		explode()
+	else
+		..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/oil/attackby(var/obj/item/weapon/W, var/mob/user)
+	if(istype(W) && W.force && W.damtype == BURN)
+		log_and_message_admins("[src] exploded due to being hit with a burning weapon ([W]) by [key_name(user)].")
+		explode()
+	else
+		..()
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/sapphire
+	desc = "This slime seems a bit brighter than the rest, both figuratively and literally."
+	color = "#2398FF"
+	slime_color = "sapphire"
+	shiny = TRUE
+	glows = TRUE
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/sapphire
+
+	optimal_combat = TRUE	// Lift combat AI restrictions to look smarter.
+	run_at_them = FALSE		// Use fancy A* pathing.
+	astar_adjacent_proc = /turf/proc/TurfsWithAccess // Normal slimes don't care about cardinals (because BYOND) so smart slimes shouldn't as well.
+	move_to_delay = 3		// A* chasing is slightly slower in terms of movement speed than regular pathing so reducing this hopefully makes up for that.
+
+	description_info = "This slime uses more robust tactics when fighting and won't hold back, so it is dangerous to be alone \
+	with one if hostile, and especially dangerous if they outnumber you."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/sapphire,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/sapphire,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/gold,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/gold
+	)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/emerald
+	desc = "This slime is faster than usual, even more so than the red slimes."
+	color = "#22FF22"
+	shiny = TRUE
+	glows = TRUE
+	slime_color = "emerald"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/emerald
+
+	description_info = "This slime will make everything around it, and itself, faster for a few seconds, if close by."
+	move_to_delay = 2
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/green,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/green,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/emerald,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/emerald
+	)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/emerald/Life()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		zoom_aura()
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/emerald/proc/zoom_aura()
+	for(var/mob/living/L in view(src, 2))
+		if(L.stat == DEAD || L == target_mob)
+			continue
+		L.add_modifier(/datum/modifier/technomancer/haste, 5 SECONDS, src)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/light_pink
+	desc = "This slime seems a lot more peaceful than the others."
+	color = "#FF8888"
+	slime_color = "light pink"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/light_pink
+
+	description_info = "This slime is effectively always disciplined initially."
+	obedience = 5
+	discipline = 5
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pink,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/pink,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/light_pink,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/light_pink
+	)
+
+// Special
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow
+	desc = "This slime changes colors constantly."
+	color = null // Only slime subtype that uses a different icon_state.
+	slime_color = "rainbow"
+	coretype = /obj/item/slime_extract/rainbow
+	icon_state_override = "rainbow"
+
+	description_info = "This slime is considered to be the same color as all other slime colors at the same time for the purposes of \
+	other slimes being friendly to them, and therefore will never be harmed by another slime.  \
+	Attacking this slime will provoke the wrath of all slimes within range."
+
+	slime_mutation = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow,
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow
+	)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow/New()
+	unify()
+	..()
+
+// The RD's pet slime.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow/kendrick
+	name = "Kendrick"
+	desc = "The Research Director's pet slime.  It shifts colors constantly."
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow/kendrick/New()
+	pacify()
+	..()

code/modules/mob/living/voice/voice.dm

@@ -111,7 +111,8 @@
 	//Speech bubbles.
 	if(comm)
 		var/speech_bubble_test = say_test(message)
-		var/image/speech_bubble = image('icons/mob/talk.dmi',comm,"h[speech_bubble_test]")
+		var/speech_type = speech_bubble_appearance()
+		var/image/speech_bubble = image('icons/mob/talk.dmi',comm,"[speech_type][speech_bubble_test]")
 		spawn(30)
 			qdel(speech_bubble)
 
@@ -121,6 +122,12 @@
 
 	..(message, speaking, verb, alt_name, whispering) //mob/living/say() can do the actual talking.
 
+// Proc: speech_bubble_appearance()
+// Parameters: 0
+// Description: Gets the correct icon_state information for chat bubbles to work.
+/mob/living/voice/speech_bubble_appearance()
+	return "comm"
+
 /mob/living/voice/say_understands(var/other,var/datum/language/speaking = null)
 	//These only pertain to common. Languages are handled by mob/say_understands()
 	if (!speaking)

code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm

@@ -542,13 +542,40 @@ proc/is_blind(A)
 
 	return threatcount
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/assess_perp(var/obj/access_obj, var/check_access, var/auth_weapons, var/check_records, var/check_arrest)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/assess_perp(var/obj/access_obj, var/check_access, var/auth_weapons, var/check_records, var/check_arrest)
 	var/threatcount = ..()
 	if(. == SAFE_PERP)
 		return SAFE_PERP
 
 	if(!istype(src, /mob/living/simple_animal/retaliate/goat))
+		if(hostile)
+			if(faction != "neutral") // Otherwise Runtime gets killed.
+				threatcount += 4
+	return threatcount
+
+// Beepsky will (try to) only beat 'bad' slimes.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/assess_perp(var/obj/access_obj, var/check_access, var/auth_weapons, var/check_records, var/check_arrest)
+	var/threatcount = 0
+
+	if(stat == DEAD)
+		return SAFE_PERP
+
+	if(is_justified_to_discipline())
 		threatcount += 4
+/*
+	if(discipline && !rabid)
+		if(!target_mob || istype(target_mob, /mob/living/carbon/human/monkey))
+			return SAFE_PERP
+
+	if(target_mob)
+		threatcount += 4
+
+	if(victim)
+		threatcount += 4
+*/
+	if(rabid)
+		threatcount = 10
+
 	return threatcount
 
 #undef SAFE_PERP

code/modules/mob/modifiers.dm

@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@
 /mob/living/proc/add_modifier(var/modifier_type, var/expire_at = null, var/mob/living/origin = null)
 	// First, check if the mob already has this modifier.
 	for(var/datum/modifier/M in modifiers)
-		if(istype(modifier_type, M))
+		if(ispath(modifier_type, M))
 			switch(M.stacks)
 				if(MODIFIER_STACK_FORBID)
 					return // Stop here.

code/modules/mob/say.dm

@@ -35,6 +35,9 @@
 		usr << "<span class='danger'>Speech is currently admin-disabled.</span>"
 		return
 
+	if(!client)
+		return // Clientless mobs shouldn't be trying to talk in deadchat.
+
 	if(!src.client.holder)
 		if(!config.dsay_allowed)
 			src << "<span class='danger'>Deadchat is globally muted.</span>"

code/modules/mob/transform_procs.dm

@@ -185,39 +185,6 @@
 	qdel(src)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/slimeize(adult as num, reproduce as num)
-	if (transforming)
-		return
-	for(var/obj/item/W in src)
-		drop_from_inventory(W)
-	regenerate_icons()
-	transforming = 1
-	canmove = 0
-	icon = null
-	invisibility = 101
-	for(var/t in organs)
-		qdel(t)
-
-	var/mob/living/carbon/slime/new_slime
-	if(reproduce)
-		var/number = pick(14;2,3,4)	//reproduce (has a small chance of producing 3 or 4 offspring)
-		var/list/babies = list()
-		for(var/i=1,i<=number,i++)
-			var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M = new/mob/living/carbon/slime(loc)
-			M.nutrition = round(nutrition/number)
-			step_away(M,src)
-			babies += M
-		new_slime = pick(babies)
-	else
-		new_slime = new /mob/living/carbon/slime(loc)
-		if(adult)
-			new_slime.is_adult = 1
-		else
-	new_slime.key = key
-
-	new_slime << "<B>You are now a slime. Skreee!</B>"
-	qdel(src)
-	return
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/corgize()
 	if (transforming)

code/modules/mob/typing_indicator.dm

@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ mob/var/obj/effect/decal/typing_indicator
 	if(!typing_indicator)
 		typing_indicator = new
 		typing_indicator.icon = 'icons/mob/talk.dmi'
-		typing_indicator.icon_state = "typing"
+		typing_indicator.icon_state = "[speech_bubble_appearance()]_typing"
 
 	if(client && !stat)
 		typing_indicator.invisibility = invisibility

code/modules/organs/robolimbs.dm

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ var/const/standard_monitor_styles = "blank=ipc_blank;\
 	var/parts = BP_ALL						 			 //Defines what parts said brand can replace on a body.
 	var/health_hud_intensity = 1						 // Intensity modifier for the health GUI indicator.
 	var/suggested_species = "Human"						 //If it should make the torso a species
+	var/speech_bubble_appearance = "synthetic"			 // What icon_state to use for speech bubbles when talking.  Check talk.dmi for all the icons.
 
 /datum/robolimb/unbranded_monitor
 	company = "Unbranded Monitor"
@@ -166,6 +167,7 @@ var/const/standard_monitor_styles = "blank=ipc_blank;\
 	unavailable_to_build = 1
 	lifelike = 1
 	blood_color = "#CCCCCC"
+	speech_bubble_appearance = "normal"
 
 /datum/robolimb/wardtakahashi
 	company = "Ward-Takahashi"

code/modules/paperwork/paperbin.dm

@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/paper_bin/MouseDrop(mob/user as mob)
 	if((user == usr && (!( usr.restrained() ) && (!( usr.stat ) && (usr.contents.Find(src) || in_range(src, usr))))))
-		if(!istype(usr, /mob/living/carbon/slime) && !istype(usr, /mob/living/simple_animal))
+		if(!istype(usr, /mob/living/simple_animal))
 			if( !usr.get_active_hand() )		//if active hand is empty
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
 				var/obj/item/organ/external/temp = H.organs_by_name["r_hand"]

code/modules/power/cell.dm

@@ -6,6 +6,19 @@
 	..()
 	charge = maxcharge
 	update_icon()
+	if(self_recharge)
+		processing_objects |= src
+
+/obj/item/weapon/cell/Destroy()
+	if(self_recharge)
+		processing_objects -= src
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/weapon/cell/process()
+	if(self_recharge)
+		give(charge_amount / CELLRATE)
+	else
+		return PROCESS_KILL
 
 /obj/item/weapon/cell/drain_power(var/drain_check, var/surge, var/power = 0)
 

code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy.dm

@@ -174,4 +174,17 @@
 		power_supply = new /obj/item/weapon/cell/device/weapon(src)
 	self_recharge = 1
 	processing_objects.Add(src)
-	update_icon()
+	update_icon()
+
+/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/get_description_interaction()
+	var/list/results = list()
+
+	if(!battery_lock && !self_recharge)
+		if(power_supply)
+			results += "[desc_panel_image("offhand")]to remove the weapon cell."
+		else
+			results += "[desc_panel_image("weapon cell")]to add a new weapon cell."
+
+	results += ..()
+
+	return results

code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/temperature.dm

@@ -2,78 +2,14 @@
 	name = "temperature gun"
 	icon_state = "freezegun"
 	fire_sound = 'sound/weapons/pulse3.ogg'
-	desc = "A gun that changes temperatures. It has a small label on the side, 'More extreme temperatures will cost more charge!'"
-	var/temperature = T20C
-	var/current_temperature = T20C
-	charge_cost = 24
+	desc = "A gun that can add or remove heat from entities it hits.  In other words, it can fire 'cold', and 'hot' beams."
+	charge_cost = 240
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MATERIAL = 4, TECH_POWER = 3, TECH_MAGNET = 2)
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT|SLOT_BACK
 
 	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/temp
-	cell_type = /obj/item/weapon/cell/high
 
-
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/temperature/New()
-	..()
-	processing_objects.Add(src)
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/temperature/Destroy()
-	processing_objects.Remove(src)
-	..()
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/temperature/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
-	user.set_machine(src)
-	var/temp_text = ""
-	if(temperature > (T0C - 50))
-		temp_text = "<FONT color=black>[temperature] ([round(temperature-T0C)]&deg;C) ([round(temperature*1.8-459.67)]&deg;F)</FONT>"
-	else
-		temp_text = "<FONT color=blue>[temperature] ([round(temperature-T0C)]&deg;C) ([round(temperature*1.8-459.67)]&deg;F)</FONT>"
-
-	var/dat = {"<B>Freeze Gun Configuration: </B><BR>
-	Current output temperature: [temp_text]<BR>
-	Target output temperature: <A href='?src=\ref[src];temp=-100'>-</A> <A href='?src=\ref[src];temp=-10'>-</A> <A href='?src=\ref[src];temp=-1'>-</A> [current_temperature] <A href='?src=\ref[src];temp=1'>+</A> <A href='?src=\ref[src];temp=10'>+</A> <A href='?src=\ref[src];temp=100'>+</A><BR>
-	"}
-
-	user << browse(dat, "window=freezegun;size=450x300;can_resize=1;can_close=1;can_minimize=1")
-	onclose(user, "window=freezegun", src)
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/temperature/Topic(href, href_list)
-	if (..())
-		return 1
-	usr.set_machine(src)
-	src.add_fingerprint(usr)
-
-
-
-	if(href_list["temp"])
-		var/amount = text2num(href_list["temp"])
-		if(amount > 0)
-			src.current_temperature = min(500, src.current_temperature+amount)
-		else
-			src.current_temperature = max(0, src.current_temperature+amount)
-	if (istype(src.loc, /mob))
-		attack_self(src.loc)
-	src.add_fingerprint(usr)
-	return
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/temperature/process()
-	switch(temperature)
-		if(0 to 100) charge_cost = 1000
-		if(100 to 250) charge_cost = 500
-		if(251 to 300) charge_cost = 100
-		if(301 to 400) charge_cost = 500
-		if(401 to 500) charge_cost = 1000
-
-	if(current_temperature != temperature)
-		var/difference = abs(current_temperature - temperature)
-		if(difference >= 10)
-			if(current_temperature < temperature)
-				temperature -= 10
-			else
-				temperature += 10
-		else
-			temperature = current_temperature
+	firemodes = list(
+		list(mode_name="endothermic beam", projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/temp, charge_cost = 240),
+		list(mode_name="exothermic beam", projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/temp/hot, charge_cost = 240),
+		)

code/modules/projectiles/projectile.dm

@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
 /obj/item/projectile/proc/on_hit(var/atom/target, var/blocked = 0, var/def_zone = null)
 	if(blocked >= 100)		return 0//Full block
 	if(!isliving(target))	return 0
-	if(isanimal(target))	return 0
+//	if(isanimal(target))	return 0
 	var/mob/living/L = target
 	L.apply_effects(stun, weaken, paralyze, irradiate, stutter, eyeblur, drowsy, agony, blocked) // add in AGONY!
 	return 1

code/modules/projectiles/projectile/change.dm

@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
 				Robot.mmi = new /obj/item/device/mmi(new_mob)
 				Robot.mmi.transfer_identity(M)	//Does not transfer key/client.
 			if("slime")
-				new_mob = new /mob/living/carbon/slime(M.loc)
+				new_mob = new /mob/living/simple_animal/slime(M.loc)
 				new_mob.universal_speak = 1
 			else
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H

code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm

@@ -35,19 +35,42 @@
 	icon_state = "ice_2"
 	damage = 0
 	damage_type = BURN
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGLASS | PASSGRILLE
 	nodamage = 1
-	check_armour = "energy"
-	var/temperature = 300
+	check_armour = "energy" // It actually checks heat/cold protection.
+	var/target_temperature = 50
 	light_range = 2
 	light_power = 0.5
 	light_color = "#55AAFF"
 
+/obj/item/projectile/temp/on_hit(atom/target, blocked = FALSE)
+	..()
+	if(isliving(target))
+		var/mob/living/L = target
 
-	on_hit(var/atom/target, var/blocked = 0)//These two could likely check temp protection on the mob
-		if(istype(target, /mob/living))
-			var/mob/M = target
-			M.bodytemperature = temperature
-		return 1
+		var/protection = null
+		var/potential_temperature_delta = null
+		var/new_temperature = L.bodytemperature
+
+		if(target_temperature >= T20C) // Make it cold.
+			protection = L.get_cold_protection(target_temperature)
+			potential_temperature_delta = 75
+			new_temperature = max(new_temperature - potential_temperature_delta, target_temperature)
+		else // Make it hot.
+			protection = L.get_heat_protection(target_temperature)
+			potential_temperature_delta = 200 // Because spacemen temperature needs stupid numbers to actually hurt people.
+			new_temperature = min(new_temperature + potential_temperature_delta, target_temperature)
+
+		var/temp_factor = abs(protection - 1)
+
+		new_temperature = round(new_temperature * temp_factor)
+		L.bodytemperature = new_temperature
+
+	return 1
+
+/obj/item/projectile/temp/hot
+	name = "heat beam"
+	target_temperature = 1000
 
 /obj/item/projectile/meteor
 	name = "meteor"

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm

@@ -381,10 +381,6 @@
 		if(type == CHEM_TOUCH)
 			var/datum/reagents/R = C.touching
 			return trans_to_holder(R, amount, multiplier, copy)
-	else if(isxeno(target))
-		var/mob/living/simple_animal/xeno/X = target
-		var/datum/reagents/R = X.reagents
-		return trans_to_holder(R, amount, multiplier, copy)
 	else
 		var/datum/reagents/R = new /datum/reagents(amount)
 		. = trans_to_holder(R, amount, multiplier, copy)

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 #define LIQUID 2
 #define GAS 3
 
-#define REAGENTS_PER_SHEET 20
+
 
 
 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
@@ -294,6 +294,7 @@
 		/obj/item/stack/material/phoron = "phoron",
 		/obj/item/stack/material/gold = "gold",
 		/obj/item/stack/material/silver = "silver",
+		/obj/item/stack/material/platinum = "platinum",
 		/obj/item/stack/material/mhydrogen = "hydrogen"
 		)
 
@@ -511,5 +512,3 @@
 				qdel(O)
 			if (beaker.reagents.total_volume >= beaker.reagents.maximum_volume)
 				break
-
-#undef REAGENTS_PER_SHEET

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Core.dm

@@ -133,23 +133,19 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/water/touch_mob(var/mob/living/L, var/amount)
 	if(istype(L))
+		// First, kill slimes.
+		if(istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = L
+			S.adjustToxLoss(15 * amount)
+			S.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[S]'s flesh sizzles where the water touches it!</span>", "<span class='danger'>Your flesh burns in the water!</span>")
+
+		// Then extinguish people on fire.
 		var/needed = L.fire_stacks * 5
 		if(amount > needed)
 			L.ExtinguishMob()
 		L.adjust_fire_stacks(-(amount / 5))
 		remove_self(needed)
 
-/datum/reagent/water/affect_touch(var/mob/living/carbon/M, var/alien, var/removed)
-	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/slime/S = M
-		S.adjustToxLoss(15 * removed) // Babies have 150 health, adults have 200; So, 10 units and 13.5
-		if(!S.client)
-			if(S.Target) // Like cats
-				S.Target = null
-				++S.Discipline
-		if(dose == removed)
-			S.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[S]'s flesh sizzles where the water touches it!</span>", "<span class='danger'>Your flesh burns in the water!</span>")
-
 /datum/reagent/fuel
 	name = "Welding fuel"
 	id = "fuel"

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Food-Drinks.dm

@@ -287,7 +287,7 @@
 	M.bodytemperature = max(M.bodytemperature - 10 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, 0)
 	if(prob(1))
 		M.emote("shiver")
-	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime))
+	if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
 		M.bodytemperature = max(M.bodytemperature - rand(10,20), 0)
 	holder.remove_reagent("capsaicin", 5)
 
@@ -319,7 +319,7 @@
 		M.apply_effect(2, AGONY, 0)
 		if(prob(5))
 			M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] [pick("dry heaves!","coughs!","splutters!")]</span>", "<span class='danger'>You feel like your insides are burning!</span>")
-	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime))
+	if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
 		M.bodytemperature += rand(10, 25)
 	holder.remove_reagent("frostoil", 5)
 
@@ -404,7 +404,7 @@
 		M.apply_effect(4, AGONY, 0)
 		if(prob(5))
 			M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] [pick("dry heaves!","coughs!","splutters!")]</span>", "<span class='danger'>You feel like your insides are burning!</span>")
-	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime))
+	if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
 		M.bodytemperature += rand(15, 30)
 	holder.remove_reagent("frostoil", 5)
 

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Other.dm

@@ -169,6 +169,14 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#B8B8C0"
 
+/datum/reagent/platinum
+	name = "Platinum"
+	id = "platinum"
+	description = "Platinum is a dense, malleable, ductile, highly unreactive, precious, gray-white transition metal.  It is very resistant to corrosion."
+	taste_description = "metal"
+	reagent_state = SOLID
+	color = "#777777"
+
 /datum/reagent/uranium/affect_touch(var/mob/living/carbon/M, var/alien, var/removed)
 	affect_ingest(M, alien, removed)
 
@@ -298,7 +306,7 @@
 			S.dirt = 0
 		T.clean_blood()
 
-		for(var/mob/living/carbon/slime/M in T)
+		for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/M in T)
 			M.adjustToxLoss(rand(5, 10))
 
 /datum/reagent/space_cleaner/affect_touch(var/mob/living/carbon/M, var/alien, var/removed)

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm

@@ -604,16 +604,75 @@
 
 /* Solidification */
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/phoronsolidification
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification
+	name = "Solid Iron"
+	id = "solidiron"
+	result = null
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 5, "iron" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result_amount = 1
+	var/sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/iron
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder, var/created_volume)
+	new sheet_to_give(get_turf(holder.my_atom), created_volume)
+	return
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/phoron
 	name = "Solid Phoron"
 	id = "solidphoron"
-	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("iron" = 5, "frostoil" = 5, "phoron" = 20)
-	result_amount = 1
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 5, "phoron" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/phoron
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/silver
+	name = "Solid Silver"
+	id = "solidsilver"
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 5, "silver" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/silver
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/gold
+	name = "Solid Gold"
+	id = "solidgold"
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 5, "gold" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/gold
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/platinum
+	name = "Solid Platinum"
+	id = "solidplatinum"
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 5, "platinum" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/platinum
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/uranium
+	name = "Solid Uranium"
+	id = "soliduranium"
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 5, "uranium" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/uranium
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/hydrogen
+	name = "Solid Hydrogen"
+	id = "solidhydrogen"
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 100, "hydrogen" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/mhydrogen
+
+
+// These are from Xenobio.
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/steel
+	name = "Solid Steel"
+	id = "solidsteel"
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 5, "steel" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/steel
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/solidification/plasteel
+	name = "Solid Plasteel"
+	id = "solidplasteel"
+	required_reagents = list("frostoil" = 10, "plasteel" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	sheet_to_give = /obj/item/stack/material/plasteel
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/phoronsolidification/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder, var/created_volume)
-	new /obj/item/stack/material/phoron(get_turf(holder.my_atom), created_volume)
-	return
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/plastication
 	name = "Plastic"
@@ -1038,30 +1097,6 @@
 /datum/chemical_reaction/aluminum_paint/send_data()
 	return "#F0F8FF"
 
-/* Slime cores */
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/slime
-	var/required = null
-
-//Slimed monkeys
-/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/can_happen(var/datum/reagents/holder)
-	if(holder.my_atom && istype(holder.my_atom, required))
-		return ..()
-	return 0
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/golem
-	name = "Prometheans"
-	id = "m_promethean"
-	result = null
-	required_reagents = list("mutationtoxin" = 1)
-	result_amount = 1
-	required = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube
-
-/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/golem/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
-	var/location = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
-	new /obj/item/slime_cube(location)
-	qdel(holder.my_atom)
-
 /* Food */
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/food/tofu

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm

@@ -90,8 +90,6 @@
 					user << "<span class='warning'>\The [blocked] is in the way!</span>"
 					return
 
-			if(!istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime))		//If you're feeding it to someone else.
-
 				if (fullness <= (550 * (1 + M.overeatduration / 1000)))
 					user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] attempts to feed [M] [src].</span>")
 				else

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass.dm

@@ -42,8 +42,7 @@
 		/obj/machinery/smartfridge/,
 		/obj/machinery/biogenerator,
 		/obj/structure/frame,
-		/obj/machinery/radiocarbon_spectrometer,
-		/obj/machinery/xenobio2/manualinjector
+		/obj/machinery/radiocarbon_spectrometer
 		)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/New()

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/syringes.dm

@@ -79,9 +79,6 @@
 					user << "<span class='notice'>There is already a blood sample in this syringe.</span>"
 					return
 				if(istype(target, /mob/living/carbon))
-					if(istype(target, /mob/living/carbon/slime))
-						user << "<span class='warning'>You are unable to locate any blood.</span>"
-						return
 					var/amount = reagents.get_free_space()
 					var/mob/living/carbon/T = target
 					if(!T.dna)

code/modules/recycling/disposal.dm

@@ -471,6 +471,8 @@
 		qdel(H)
 
 /obj/machinery/disposal/CanPass(atom/movable/mover, turf/target, height=0, air_group=0)
+	if(istype(mover, /obj/item/projectile))
+		return 1
 	if (istype(mover,/obj/item) && mover.throwing)
 		var/obj/item/I = mover
 		if(istype(I, /obj/item/projectile))

code/modules/research/designs.dm

@@ -592,6 +592,20 @@ other types of metals and chemistry for reagents).
 	build_path = /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/floragun
 	sort_string = "TBAAA"
 
+/datum/design/item/weapon/slimebation
+	id = "slimebation"
+	req_tech = list(TECH_MATERIAL = 2, TECH_BIO = 3, TECH_POWER = 3, TECH_COMBAT = 3)
+	materials = list(DEFAULT_WALL_MATERIAL = 5000)
+	build_path = /obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime
+	sort_string = "TBAAB"
+
+/datum/design/item/weapon/slimetaser
+	id = "slimetaser"
+	req_tech = list(TECH_MATERIAL = 3, TECH_BIO = 4, TECH_POWER = 4, TECH_COMBAT = 4)
+	materials = list(DEFAULT_WALL_MATERIAL = 5000)
+	build_path = /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/taser/xeno
+	sort_string = "TBAAC"
+
 /datum/design/item/stock_part/subspace_ansible
 	id = "s-ansible"
 	req_tech = list(TECH_DATA = 3, TECH_MAGNET = 4, TECH_MATERIAL = 4, TECH_BLUESPACE = 2)

code/modules/surgery/slimes.dm

@@ -3,10 +3,10 @@
 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 
 /datum/surgery_step/slime
-	is_valid_target(mob/living/carbon/slime/target)
-		return istype(target, /mob/living/carbon/slime/)
+	is_valid_target(mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target)
+		return istype(target, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime/)
 
-	can_use(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	can_use(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		return target.stat == 2
 
 /datum/surgery_step/slime/cut_flesh
@@ -19,19 +19,19 @@
 	min_duration = 30
 	max_duration = 50
 
-	can_use(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	can_use(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		return ..() && istype(target) && target.core_removal_stage == 0
 
-	begin_step(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	begin_step(mob/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		user.visible_message("[user] starts cutting through [target]'s flesh with \the [tool].", \
 		"You start cutting through [target]'s flesh with \the [tool].")
 
-	end_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	end_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		user.visible_message("<font color='blue'>[user] cuts through [target]'s flesh with \the [tool].</font>",	\
 		"<font color='blue'>You cut through [target]'s flesh with \the [tool], revealing its silky innards.</font>")
 		target.core_removal_stage = 1
 
-	fail_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	fail_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		user.visible_message("<font color='red'>[user]'s hand slips, tearing [target]'s flesh with \the [tool]!</font>", \
 		"<font color='red'>Your hand slips, tearing [target]'s flesh with \the [tool]!</font>")
 
@@ -45,19 +45,19 @@
 	min_duration = 30
 	max_duration = 50
 
-	can_use(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	can_use(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		return ..() && istype(target) && target.core_removal_stage == 1
 
-	begin_step(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	begin_step(mob/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		user.visible_message("[user] starts cutting [target]'s silky innards apart with \the [tool].", \
 		"You start cutting [target]'s silky innards apart with \the [tool].")
 
-	end_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	end_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		user.visible_message("<font color='blue'>[user] cuts [target]'s innards apart with \the [tool], exposing the cores.</font>",	\
 		"<font color='blue'>You cut [target]'s innards apart with \the [tool], exposing the cores.</font>")
 		target.core_removal_stage = 2
 
-	fail_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	fail_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		user.visible_message("<font color='red'>[user]'s hand slips, tearing [target]'s innards with \the [tool]!</font>", \
 		"<font color='red'>Your hand slips, tearing [target]'s innards with \the [tool]!</font>")
 
@@ -70,14 +70,14 @@
 	min_duration = 50
 	max_duration = 70
 
-	can_use(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	can_use(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		return ..() && (istype(target) && target.core_removal_stage == 2 && target.cores > 0) //This is being passed a human as target, unsure why.
 
-	begin_step(mob/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	begin_step(mob/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		user.visible_message("[user] starts cutting out one of [target]'s cores with \the [tool].", \
 		"You start cutting out one of [target]'s cores with \the [tool].")
 
-	end_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	end_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		target.cores--
 		user.visible_message("<font color='blue'>[user] cuts out one of [target]'s cores with \the [tool].</font>",,	\
 		"<font color='blue'>You cut out one of [target]'s cores with \the [tool]. [target.cores] cores left.</font>")
@@ -85,9 +85,9 @@
 		if(target.cores >= 0)
 			new target.coretype(target.loc)
 		if(target.cores <= 0)
-			target.icon_state = "[target.colour] baby slime dead-nocore"
+			target.icon_state = "slime extracted"
 
 
-	fail_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/carbon/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
+	fail_step(mob/living/user, mob/living/simple_animal/slime/target, target_zone, obj/item/tool)
 		user.visible_message("<font color='red'>[user]'s hand slips, causing \him to miss the core!</font>", \
 		"<font color='red'>Your hand slips, causing you to miss the core!</font>")

code/modules/ventcrawl/ventcrawl.dm

@@ -35,8 +35,8 @@ var/list/ventcrawl_machinery = list(
 		remove_ventcrawl()
 		add_ventcrawl(loc)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/slime/can_ventcrawl()
-	if(Victim)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/can_ventcrawl()
+	if(victim)
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You cannot ventcrawl while feeding.</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	. = ..()

code/modules/xenobio/items/extracts.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,973 @@
+// Base
+/obj/item/slime_extract
+	name = "slime extract"
+	desc = "Goo extracted from a slime, which can do different things depending on its color and what it is injected with."
+	icon = 'icons/mob/slimes.dmi'
+	icon_state = "grey slime extract"
+	force = 1
+	w_class = ITEMSIZE_TINY
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 6
+	origin_tech = list(TECH_BIO = 4)
+	var/uses = 1 // uses before it goes inert
+	var/enhanced = FALSE
+	flags = OPENCONTAINER
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/New()
+	..()
+	create_reagents(60)
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/attackby(obj/item/O, mob/user)
+	if(istype(O, /obj/item/slimepotion/enhancer))
+		if(enhanced)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You cannot enhance this extract further!</span>")
+			return ..()
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You apply the enhancer to the slime extract. It may now be reused one more time.</span>")
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+		uses += 2
+		enhanced = TRUE
+		name = initial(name) // To remove the 'inert' part of the name.
+		qdel(O)
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(uses)
+		to_chat(user, "This extract has [uses] more use\s.")
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "This extract is inert.")
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime
+	var/required = null
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/can_happen(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	if(holder.my_atom && istype(holder.my_atom, required))
+		var/obj/item/slime_extract/T = holder.my_atom
+		if(T.uses > 0)
+			return ..()
+	return FALSE
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	var/obj/item/slime_extract/T = holder.my_atom
+	T.uses--
+	if(T.uses <= 0)
+		T.visible_message("\icon[T]<span class='notice'>\The [T] goes inert.</span>")
+		T.name = "inert [initial(T.name)]"
+
+
+// ***************
+// * Grey slimes *
+// ***************
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/grey
+	name = "grey slime extract"
+	icon_state = "grey slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create a new grey baby slime if injected with phoron, or some new monkey cubes if injected with blood."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/grey_new_slime
+	name = "Slime Spawn"
+	id = "m_spawn"
+	result = null
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/grey
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/grey_new_slime/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	holder.my_atom.visible_message("<span class='warning'>Infused with phoron, the core begins to quiver and grow, and soon a new baby slime emerges from it!</span>")
+	new /mob/living/simple_animal/slime(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/grey_monkey
+	name = "Slime Monkey"
+	id = "m_monkey"
+	result = null
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/grey
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/grey_monkey/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	for(var/i = 1 to 4)
+		new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+// ****************
+// * Metal slimes *
+// ****************
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/metal
+	name = "metal slime extract"
+	icon_state = "metal slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create a metamorphic liquid which will transform into metallic liquid it comes into contact with, when injected with phoron.  \
+	It can also create a metallic binding liquid which will force metallic liquids to mix to form alloys when solified, when injected with water."
+
+// 'Duplicates' liquid metals, consuming itself in the process.
+/datum/reagent/toxin/metamorphic_metal
+	name = "Metamorphic Metal"
+	id = "metamorphic"
+	description = "A strange metallic liquid which can rearrange itself to take the form of other metals it touches."
+	taste_description = "metallic"
+	taste_mult = 1.1
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#666666"
+	strength = 20
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/metal_metamorphic
+	name = "Slime Metal"
+	id = "m_metal"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result = "metamorphic"
+	result_amount = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET // Makes enough to make one sheet of any metal.
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/metal
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/metamorphic
+	result_amount = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET * 2
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/metamorphic
+	name = "Metamorphic Metal Bottle"
+	desc = "A small bottle. Contains some really weird liquid metal."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle-4"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/metamorphic/New()
+	..()
+	reagents.add_reagent("metamorphic", 60)
+	update_icon()
+
+
+// This is kind of a waste since iron is in the chem dispenser but it would be inconsistent if this wasn't here.
+/datum/chemical_reaction/metamorphic/iron
+	name = "Morph into Iron"
+	id = "morph_iron"
+	required_reagents = list("metamorphic" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "iron" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result = "iron"
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/metamorphic/silver
+	name = "Morph into Silver"
+	id = "morph_silver"
+	required_reagents = list("metamorphic" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "silver" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result = "silver"
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/metamorphic/gold
+	name = "Morph into Gold"
+	id = "morph_gold"
+	required_reagents = list("metamorphic" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "gold" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result = "gold"
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/metamorphic/platinum
+	name = "Morph into Platinum"
+	id = "morph_platinum"
+	required_reagents = list("metamorphic" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "platinum" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result = "platinum"
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/metamorphic/uranium
+	name = "Morph into Uranium"
+	id = "morph_uranium"
+	required_reagents = list("metamorphic" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "uranium" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result = "uranium"
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/metamorphic/phoron
+	name = "Morph into Phoron"
+	id = "morph_phoron"
+	required_reagents = list("metamorphic" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "phoron" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result = "phoron"
+
+
+// Creates 'alloys' which can be finalized with frost oil.
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/metal_binding
+	name = "Slime Binding"
+	id = "m_binding"
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	result = "binding"
+	result_amount = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET // Makes enough to make one sheet of any metal.
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/metal
+
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/binding_metal
+	name = "Binding Metal"
+	id = "binding"
+	description = "A strange metallic liquid which can bind other metals together that would otherwise require intense heat to alloy."
+	taste_description = "metallic"
+	taste_mult = 1.1
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#666666"
+	strength = 20
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/binding
+	name = "Binding Metal Bottle"
+	desc = "A small bottle. Contains some really weird liquid metal."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle-4"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/binding/New()
+	..()
+	reagents.add_reagent("binding", 60)
+	update_icon()
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/binding
+	name = "Bind into Steel"
+	id = "bind_steel"
+	result = "steel"
+	required_reagents = list("binding" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "iron" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "carbon" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result_amount = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET
+
+/datum/reagent/steel
+	name = "Liquid Steel"
+	id = "steel"
+	description = "An 'alloy' of iron and carbon, forced to bind together by another strange metallic liquid."
+	taste_description = "metallic"
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#888888"
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/binding/plasteel // Two parts 'steel', one part platnium matches the smelter alloy recipe.
+	name = "Bind into Plasteel"
+	id = "bind_plasteel"
+	required_reagents = list("binding" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET, "steel" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET * 2, "platinum" = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET)
+	result = "plasteel"
+
+/datum/reagent/plasteel
+	name = "Liquid Plasteel"
+	id = "plasteel"
+	description = "An 'alloy' of iron, carbon, and platinum, forced to bind together by another strange metallic liquid."
+	taste_description = "metallic"
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#AAAAAA"
+
+
+// ***************
+// * Blue slimes *
+// ***************
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/blue
+	name = "blue slime extract"
+	icon_state = "blue slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create frost oil when injected with phoron, which can be used to solidify liquid metals.  \
+	The extract can also create a slime stability agent when injected with blood, which reduces the odds of newly created slimes mutating into \
+	a different color when a slime reproduces."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/blue_frostoil
+	name = "Slime Frost Oil"
+	id = "m_frostoil"
+	result = "frostoil"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 20
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/blue
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/blue_stability
+	name = "Slime Stability"
+	id = "m_stability"
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/blue
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/blue_stability/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/stabilizer(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+// *****************
+// * Purple slimes *
+// *****************
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/purple
+	name = "purple slime extract"
+	icon_state = "purple slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract can create a slime steroid agent when injected with phoron, which increases the amount of slime extracts the processor \
+	can extract from a slime specimen."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/purple_steroid
+	name = "Slime Steroid"
+	id = "m_steroid"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/purple
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/purple_steroid/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/steroid(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+// *****************
+// * Orange slimes *
+// *****************
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/orange
+	name = "orange slime extract"
+	icon_state = "orange slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract creates a fire when injected with phoron, after a five second delay."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/orange_fire
+	name = "Slime Fire"
+	id = "m_fire"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/orange
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/orange_fire/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	log_and_message_admins("Orange extract reaction (fire) has been activated in [get_area(holder.my_atom)].  Last fingerprints: [holder.my_atom.fingerprintslast]")
+	holder.my_atom.visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] begins to vibrate violently!</span>")
+	playsound(get_turf(holder.my_atom), 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 75, 1)
+	spawn(5 SECONDS)
+		if(holder && holder.my_atom)
+			var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
+			if(!istype(T))
+				return
+
+			for(var/turf/simulated/target_turf in view(2, T))
+				target_turf.assume_gas("volatile_fuel", 33, 1500+T0C)
+				target_turf.assume_gas("oxygen", 66, 1500+T0C)
+				spawn(0)
+					target_turf.hotspot_expose(1500+T0C, 400)
+
+			playsound(T, 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 75, 1)
+	..()
+
+
+// *****************
+// * Yellow slimes *
+// *****************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/yellow
+	name = "yellow slime extract"
+	icon_state = "yellow slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create a special 10k capacity power cell that self recharges slowly over time, when injected with phoron.  \
+	When injected with blood, it will create a glob of slime which glows brightly.  If injected with water, it will emit a strong EMP, after a five second delay."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/yellow_emp
+	name = "Slime EMP"
+	id = "m_emp"
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/yellow
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/yellow_emp/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	log_and_message_admins("Yellow extract reaction (emp) has been activated in [get_area(holder.my_atom)].  Last fingerprints: [holder.my_atom.fingerprintslast]")
+	holder.my_atom.visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] begins to vibrate violently!</span>")
+	playsound(get_turf(holder.my_atom), 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 75, 1)
+	spawn(5 SECONDS)
+		if(holder && holder.my_atom)
+			empulse(get_turf(holder.my_atom), 2, 4, 7, 10) // As strong as a normal EMP grenade.
+			playsound(get_turf(holder.my_atom), 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 75, 1)
+	..()
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/yellow_battery
+	name = "Slime Cell"
+	id = "m_cell"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/yellow
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/yellow_battery/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/cell/slime(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/yellow_flashlight
+	name = "Slime Flashlight"
+	id = "m_flashlight"
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/yellow
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/yellow_flashlight/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/device/flashlight/slime(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+// ***************
+// * Gold slimes *
+// ***************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/gold
+	name = "gold slime extract"
+	icon_state = "gold slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create 5u liquid gold when injected with phoron."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/gold_gold
+	name = "Slime Gold"
+	id = "m_gold"
+	result = "gold"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 5
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/gold
+
+
+// *****************
+// * Silver slimes *
+// *****************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/silver
+	name = "silver slime extract"
+	icon_state = "silver slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create 5u liquid silver when injected with phoron."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/silver_silver
+	name = "Slime Silver"
+	id = "m_silver"
+	result = "silver"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 5
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/silver
+
+
+// **********************
+// * Dark Purple slimes *
+// **********************
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/dark_purple
+	name = "dark purple slime extract"
+	icon_state = "dark purple slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create 40u liquid phoron when injected with water."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/dark_purple_phoron
+	name = "Slime Phoron"
+	id = "m_phoron_harvest"
+	result = "phoron"
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	result_amount = REAGENTS_PER_SHEET * 2
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/dark_purple
+
+
+// ********************
+// * Dark Blue slimes *
+// ********************
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/dark_blue
+	name = "dark blue slime extract"
+	icon_state = "dark blue slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will massively lower the temperature of the surrounding atmosphere when injected with phoron.  \
+	Slimes will suffer massive harm from the cold snap and most colors will die instantly.  Other entities are also chilled, however \
+	cold-resistant armor like winter coats can protect from this.  Note that the user is not immune to the extract's effects."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/dark_blue_cold_snap
+	name = "Slime Cold Snap"
+	id = "m_cold_snap"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/dark_blue
+
+// This iterates over a ZAS zone's contents, so that things seperated in other zones aren't subjected to the temperature drop.
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/dark_blue_cold_snap/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
+	if(!T) // Nullspace lacks zones.
+		return
+
+	if(!istype(T))
+		return
+
+	var/zone/Z = T.zone
+	if(!Z) // Paranoid.
+		return
+
+	log_and_message_admins("Dark Blue extract reaction (cold snap) has been activated in [get_area(holder.my_atom)].  Last fingerprints: [holder.my_atom.fingerprintslast]")
+
+	var/list/nearby_things = view(T)
+
+	// Hurt mobs.
+	for(var/mob/living/L in nearby_things)
+		var/turf/simulated/their_turf = get_turf(L)
+		if(!istype(their_turf)) // Not simulated.
+			continue
+
+		if(!(their_turf in Z.contents)) // Not in the same zone.
+			continue
+
+		if(istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = L
+			if(S.cold_damage_per_tick <= 0) // Immune to cold.
+				to_chat(S, "<span class='warning'>A chill is felt around you, however it cannot harm you.</span>")
+				continue
+			if(S.client) // Don't instantly kill player slimes.
+				to_chat(S, "<span class='danger'>You feel your body crystalize as an intense chill overwhelms you!</span>")
+				S.adjustToxLoss(S.cold_damage_per_tick * 2)
+			else
+				S.adjustToxLoss(S.cold_damage_per_tick * 5) // Metal slimes can survive this 'slime nuke'.
+			continue
+
+		if(ishuman(L))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+			var/protection = H.get_cold_protection()
+
+			if(protection < 1)
+				var/cold_factor = abs(protection - 1)
+				H.bodytemperature = between(50, (H.bodytemperature - ((H.bodytemperature - 50) * cold_factor) ), H.bodytemperature)
+
+			if(protection < 0.7)
+				to_chat(L, "<span class='danger'>A chilling wave of cold overwhelms you!</span>")
+			else
+				to_chat(L, "<span class='warning'>A chilling wave of cold passes by you, as your armor protects you from it.</span>")
+			continue
+
+	// Now make it very cold.
+	var/datum/gas_mixture/env = T.return_air()
+	if(env)
+		// This is most likely physically impossible but when has that stopped slimes before?
+		env.add_thermal_energy(-10 * 1000 * 1000) // For a moderately sized room this doesn't actually lower it that much.
+
+	playsound(T, 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 75, 1)
+
+	..()
+
+
+// **************
+// * Red slimes *
+// **************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/red
+	name = "red slime extract"
+	icon_state = "red slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create a slime mutator agent when injected with phoron, which increases a slime's odds of mutating \
+	into a different color when reproducing by 12%.  Injecting with blood causes all slimes that can see the user to enrage, becoming very violent and \
+	out of control."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/red_enrage
+	name = "Slime Enrage"
+	id = "m_enrage"
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/red
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/red_enrage/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S in view(get_turf(holder.my_atom)))
+		if(S.stat || S.docile || S.rabid)
+			continue
+
+		if(S.client) // Player slimes always have free will.
+			to_chat(S, "<span class='warning'>An intense wave of rage almost overcomes you, but you remain in control of yourself.</span>")
+			continue
+
+		S.enrage()
+
+	log_and_message_admins("Red extract reaction (enrage) has been activated in [get_area(holder.my_atom)].  Last fingerprints: [holder.my_atom.fingerprintslast]")
+
+	playsound(get_turf(holder.my_atom), 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 75, 1)
+	..()
+
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/red_mutation
+	name = "Slime Mutation"
+	id = "m_mutation"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/red
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/red_mutation/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/mutator(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+// ***************
+// * Green slime *
+// ***************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/green
+	name = "green slime extract"
+	icon_state = "green slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create 5u of liquid uranium when injected with phoron."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/green_uranium
+	name = "Slime Uranium"
+	id = "m_uranium"
+	result = "uranium"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 5
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/green
+
+
+// ***************
+// * Pink slimes *
+// ***************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/pink
+	name = "pink slime extract"
+	icon_state = "pink slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create 20u of blood clotting agent if injected with blood.  It can also create 20u of bone binding agent if injected \
+	with phoron.  When injected with water, it will create an organ-mending agent.  The slime medications have a very low threshold for overdosage, however."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/pink_clotting
+	name = "Slime Clotting Med"
+	id = "m_clotting"
+	result = "slime_bleed_fixer"
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	result_amount = 30
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/pink
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/pink_bone_fix
+	name = "Slime Bone Med"
+	id = "m_bone_fixer"
+	result = "slime_bone_fixer"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 30
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/pink
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/pink_organ_fix
+	name = "Slime Organ Med"
+	id = "m_organ_fixer"
+	result = "slime_organ_fixer"
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	result_amount = 30
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/pink
+
+
+/datum/reagent/myelamine/slime
+	name = "Agent A"
+	id = "slime_bleed_fixer"
+	description = "A slimy liquid which appears to rapidly clot internal hemorrhages by increasing the effectiveness of platelets at low quantities.  Toxic in high quantities."
+	taste_description = "slime"
+	overdose = 5
+
+/datum/reagent/osteodaxon/slime
+	name = "Agent B"
+	id = "slime_bone_fixer"
+	description = "A slimy liquid which can be used to heal bone fractures at low quantities.  Toxic in high quantities."
+	taste_description = "slime"
+	overdose = 5
+
+/datum/reagent/peridaxon/slime
+	name = "Agent C"
+	id = "slime_organ_fixer"
+	description = "A slimy liquid which is used to encourage recovery of internal organs and nervous systems in low quantities.  Toxic in high quantities."
+	taste_description = "slime"
+	overdose = 5
+
+
+// **************
+// * Oil slimes *
+// **************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/oil
+	name = "oil slime extract"
+	icon_state = "oil slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract cause a moderately sized delayed explosion if injected with phoron.  The delay is five seconds.  Extract enhancers will \
+	increase the power of the explosion instead of allowing for multiple explosions."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/oil_griff
+	name = "Slime Explosion"
+	id = "m_boom"
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/oil
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/oil_griff/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	..()
+	var/obj/item/slime_extract/E = holder.my_atom
+	var/power = 1
+	if(E.enhanced)
+		power++
+	E.uses = 0
+
+	playsound(get_turf(holder.my_atom), 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 75, 1)
+	holder.my_atom.visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [holder.my_atom] begins to vibrate violently!</span>")
+	log_and_message_admins("Oil extract reaction (explosion) has been activated in [get_area(holder.my_atom)].  Last fingerprints: [holder.my_atom.fingerprintslast]")
+
+	spawn(5 SECONDS)
+		if(holder && holder.my_atom)
+			explosion(get_turf(holder.my_atom), 1 * power, 3 * power, 6 * power)
+
+		if(holder && holder.my_atom) // Explosion may or may not have deleted the extract.
+			qdel(holder.my_atom)
+
+// ********************
+// * Bluespace slimes *
+// ********************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/bluespace
+	name = "bluespace slime extract"
+	icon_state = "bluespace slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract creates slime crystals.  When injected with water, it creates five 'lesser' slime crystals, which allow for limited \
+	short ranged, random teleporting.  When injected with phoron, it creates one 'greater' slime crystal, which allows for a one time precise teleport to \
+	a specific area."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/bluespace_lesser
+	name = "Slime Lesser Tele"
+	id = "m_tele_lesser"
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/bluespace
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/bluespace_lesser/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	for(var/i = 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/slime_crystal(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/bluespace_greater
+	name = "Slime Greater Tele"
+	id = "m_tele_lesser"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/bluespace
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/bluespace_greater/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/disposable_teleporter/slime(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+// *******************
+// * Cerulean slimes *
+// *******************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/cerulean
+	name = "cerulean slime extract"
+	icon_state = "cerulean slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract creates a slime extract enhancer agent, when injected with phoron.  The agent allows an extract to have more \
+	'charges' before it goes inert."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/cerulean_enhancer
+	name = "Slime Enhancer"
+	id = "m_enhancer"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/cerulean
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/cerulean_enhance/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/enhancer(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+// ****************
+// * Amber slimes *
+// ****************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/amber
+	name = "amber slime extract"
+	icon_state = "amber slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract creates a slime feeding agent when injected with phoron, which will instantly feed the slime and make it reproduce.  When \
+	injected with water, it will create a very delicious and filling product."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/amber_slimefood
+	name = "Slime Feeding"
+	id = "m_slime_food"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/amber
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/amber_slimefood/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/feeding(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/amber_peoplefood
+	name = "Slime Food"
+	id = "m_people_food"
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/amber
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/amber_peoplefood/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slime(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+// *******************
+// * Sapphire slimes *
+// *******************
+// Renamed from adamantine.
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/sapphire
+	name = "sapphire slime extract"
+	icon_state = "sapphire slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create one 'slime cube' when injected with phoron.  The slime cube is needed to create a Promethean."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/sapphire_promethean
+	name = "Slime Promethean"
+	id = "m_promethean"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/sapphire
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/sapphire_promethean/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slime_cube(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+// ***************
+// * Ruby slimes *
+// ***************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/ruby
+	name = "ruby slime extract"
+	icon_state = "ruby slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will cause all entities close to the extract to become stronger for ten minutes, when injected with phoron.  \
+	When injected with blood, makes a slime loyalty agent which will make the slime fight other dangerous entities but not station crew."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/ruby_swole
+	name = "Slime Strength"
+	id = "m_strength"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/ruby
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/ruby_swole/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	for(var/mob/living/L in range(1, holder.my_atom))
+		L.add_modifier(/datum/modifier/slime_strength, 10 MINUTES, src)
+	..()
+
+
+/datum/modifier/slime_strength
+	name = "slime strength"
+	desc = "You feel much stronger than usual."
+	mob_overlay_state = "pink_sparkles"
+
+	on_created_text = "<span class='warning'>Twinkling spores of goo surround you.  It makes you feel stronger and more robust.</span>"
+	on_expired_text = "<span class='notice'>The spores of goo have faded, and you feel your strength returning to what it was before.</span>"
+	stacks = MODIFIER_STACK_EXTEND
+
+	max_health_flat = 50
+	outgoing_melee_damage_percent = 2
+	disable_duration_percent = 0.5
+	incoming_damage_percent = 0.75
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/ruby_loyalty
+	name = "Slime Loyalty"
+	id = "m_strength"
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/ruby
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/ruby_loyalty/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/loyalty(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+// *****************
+// * Emerald slime *
+// *****************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/emerald
+	name = "emerald slime extract"
+	icon_state = "emerald slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will cause all entities close to the extract to become more agile for ten minutes, when injected with phoron."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/emerald_fast
+	name = "Slime Agility"
+	id = "m_agility"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/emerald
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/emerald_fast/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	for(var/mob/living/L in range(1, holder.my_atom))
+		L.add_modifier(/datum/modifier/slime_agility, 10 MINUTES, src)
+	..()
+
+/datum/modifier/slime_agility
+	name = "slime agility"
+	desc = "You feel much faster than usual."
+	mob_overlay_state = "green_sparkles"
+
+	on_created_text = "<span class='warning'>Twinkling spores of goo surround you.  It makes you feel fast and more agile.</span>"
+	on_expired_text = "<span class='notice'>The spores of goo have faded, and you feel your agility returning to what it was before.</span>"
+	stacks = MODIFIER_STACK_EXTEND
+
+	evasion = 2
+	slowdown = -1
+
+
+// *********************
+// * Light Pink slimes *
+// *********************
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/light_pink
+	name = "light pink slime extract"
+	icon_state = "light pink slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract creates a slime docility agent when injected with water, which will make the slime be harmless forever.  \
+	When injected with phoron, it instead creates a slime friendship agent, which makes the slime consider the user their ally.  The agent \
+	might be useful on other specimens as well."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/light_pink_docility
+	name = "Slime Docility"
+	id = "m_docile"
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/light_pink
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/light_pink_docility/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/docility(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/light_pink_friendship
+	name = "Slime Friendship"
+	id = "m_friendship"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/light_pink
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/light_pink_friendship/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/friendship(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+// ******************
+// * Rainbow slimes *
+// ******************
+
+
+/obj/item/slime_extract/rainbow
+	name = "rainbow slime extract"
+	icon_state = "rainbow slime extract"
+	description_info = "This extract will create a baby slime of a random color when injected with phoron, or a slime unification agent if injected with water, \
+	which makes slimes stop attacking other slime colors."
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/rainbow_random_slime
+	name = "Slime Random Slime"
+	id = "m_rng_slime"
+	required_reagents = list("phoron" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/rainbow
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/rainbow_random_slime/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	var/list/forbidden_types = list(
+		/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/rainbow/kendrick
+	)
+	var/list/potential_types = typesof(/mob/living/simple_animal/slime) - forbidden_types
+	var/slime_type = pick(potential_types)
+	new slime_type(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/rainbow_unity
+	name = "Slime Unity"
+	id = "m_unity"
+	required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+	result_amount = 1
+	required = /obj/item/slime_extract/rainbow
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/slime/rainbow_unity/on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+	new /obj/item/slimepotion/unity(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	..()
+
+
+

code/modules/xenobio/items/slime_objects.dm

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+// Slime cube lives here.  Makes Prometheans.
+/obj/item/slime_cube
+	name = "slimy monkey cube"
+	desc = "Wonder what might come out of this."
+	icon = 'icons/mob/slime2.dmi'
+	icon_state = "slime cube"
+	description_info = "Use in your hand to attempt to create a Promethean.  It functions similarly to a positronic brain, in that a ghost is needed to become the Promethean."
+	var/searching = 0
+
+/obj/item/slime_cube/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	if(!searching)
+		user << "<span class='warning'>You stare at the slimy cube, watching as some activity occurs.</span>"
+		icon_state = "slime cube active"
+		searching = 1
+		request_player()
+		spawn(60 SECONDS)
+			reset_search()
+
+// Sometime down the road it would be great to make all of these 'ask ghosts if they want to be X' procs into a generic datum.
+/obj/item/slime_cube/proc/request_player()
+	for(var/mob/observer/dead/O in player_list)
+		if(!O.MayRespawn())
+			continue
+		if(O.client)
+			if(O.client.prefs.be_special & BE_ALIEN)
+				question(O.client)
+
+/obj/item/slime_cube/proc/question(var/client/C)
+	spawn(0)
+		if(!C)
+			return
+		var/response = alert(C, "Someone is requesting a soul for a promethean. Would you like to play as one?", "Promethean request", "Yes", "No", "Never for this round")
+		if(response == "Yes")
+			response = alert(C, "Are you sure you want to play as a promethean?", "Promethean request", "Yes", "No")
+		if(!C || 2 == searching)
+			return //handle logouts that happen whilst the alert is waiting for a response, and responses issued after a brain has been located.
+		if(response == "Yes")
+			transfer_personality(C.mob)
+		else if(response == "Never for this round")
+			C.prefs.be_special ^= BE_ALIEN
+
+/obj/item/slime_cube/proc/reset_search() //We give the players sixty seconds to decide, then reset the timer.
+	icon_state = "slime cube"
+	if(searching == 1)
+		searching = 0
+		var/turf/T = get_turf_or_move(src.loc)
+		for (var/mob/M in viewers(T))
+			M.show_message("<span class='warning'>The activity in the cube dies down. Maybe it will spark another time.</span>")
+
+/obj/item/slime_cube/proc/transfer_personality(var/mob/candidate)
+	announce_ghost_joinleave(candidate, 0, "They are a promethean now.")
+	src.searching = 2
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/S = new(get_turf(src))
+	S.client = candidate.client
+	to_chat(S, "<b>You are a promethean, brought into existence on [station_name()].</b>")
+	S.mind.assigned_role = "Promethean"
+	S.set_species("Promethean")
+	S.shapeshifter_set_colour("#2398FF")
+	visible_message("<span class='warning'>The monkey cube suddenly takes the shape of a humanoid!</span>")
+	var/newname = sanitize(input(S, "You are a Promethean. Would you like to change your name to something else?", "Name change") as null|text, MAX_NAME_LEN)
+	if(newname)
+		S.real_name = newname
+		S.name = S.real_name
+		S.dna.real_name = newname
+	if(S.mind)
+		S.mind.name = S.name
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+
+// More or less functionally identical to the telecrystal tele.
+/obj/item/slime_crystal
+	name = "lesser slime cystal"
+	desc = "A small, gooy crystal."
+	description_info = "This will teleport you to a mostly 'safe' tile when used in-hand, consuming the slime crystal.  \
+	It can also teleport someone else, by throwing it at them or attacking them with it."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/objects.dmi'
+	icon_state = "slime_crystal_small"
+	w_class = ITEMSIZE_TINY
+	origin_tech = list(TECH_MAGNETS = 6, TECH_BLUESPACE = 3)
+	force = 1 //Needs a token force to ensure you can attack because for some reason you can't attack with 0 force things
+
+/obj/item/slime_crystal/apply_hit_effect(mob/living/target, mob/living/user, var/hit_zone)
+	target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [target] has been teleported with \the [src] by \the [user]!</span>")
+	safe_blink(target, 14)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/slime_crystal/attack_self(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [user] teleports themselves with \the [src]!</span>")
+	safe_blink(user, 14)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/slime_crystal/throw_impact(atom/movable/AM)
+	if(!istype(AM))
+		return
+
+	if(AM.anchored)
+		return
+
+	AM.visible_message("<span class='warning'>\The [AM] has been teleported with \the [src]!</span>")
+	safe_blink(AM, 14)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/disposable_teleporter/slime
+	name = "greater slime crystal"
+	desc = "A larger, gooier crystal."
+	description_info = "This will teleport you to a specific area once, when used in-hand."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/objects.dmi'
+	icon_state = "slime_crystal_large"
+	uses = 1
+	w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
+	origin_tech = list(TECH_MAGNETS = 5, TECH_BLUESPACE = 4)
+
+
+
+// Very filling food.
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slime
+	name = "slimy clump"
+	desc = "A glob of slime that is thick as honey.  For the brave Xenobiologist."
+	icon_state = "honeycomb"
+	filling_color = "#FFBB00"
+	center_of_mass = list("x"=17, "y"=10)
+	nutriment_amt = 25 // Very filling.
+	nutriment_desc = list("slime" = 10, "sweetness" = 10, "bliss" = 5)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slime/New()
+	..()
+	bitesize = 5

code/modules/xenobio/items/slimepotions.dm

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+// These things get applied to slimes to do things.
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion
+	name = "slime agent"
+	desc = "A flask containing strange, mysterious substances excreted by a slime."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	w_class = ITEMSIZE_TINY
+	origin_tech = list(TECH_BIO = 4)
+
+// This is actually applied to an extract, so no attack() overriding needed.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/enhancer
+	name = "extract enhancer agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will give a slime extract an additional two uses."
+	icon_state = "potpurple"
+	description_info = "This will even work on inert slime extracts, if it wasn't enhanced before.  Extracts enhanced cannot be enhanced again."
+
+// Makes slimes less likely to mutate.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/stabilizer
+	name = "slime stabilizer agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will reduce the chance of a slime mutating."
+	icon_state = "potcyan"
+	description_info = "The slime needs to be alive for this to work.  It will reduce the chances of mutation by 15%."
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/stabilizer/attack(mob/living/simple_animal/slime/M, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The stabilizer only works on slimes!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.mutation_chance == 0)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime already has no chance of mutating!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed the slime the stabilizer. It is now less likely to mutate.</span>")
+	M.mutation_chance = between(0, M.mutation_chance - 15, 100)
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+// The opposite, makes the slime more likely to mutate.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/mutator
+	name = "slime mutator agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will increase the chance of a slime mutating."
+	description_info = "The slime needs to be alive for this to work.  It will increase the chances of mutation by 12%."
+	icon_state = "potred"
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/mutator/attack(mob/living/simple_animal/slime/M, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The mutator only works on slimes!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.mutation_chance == 100)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is already guaranteed to mutate!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed the slime the mutator. It is now more likely to mutate.</span>")
+	M.mutation_chance = between(0, M.mutation_chance + 12, 100)
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+// Makes the slime friendly forever.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/docility
+	name = "docility agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that nullifies a slime's hunger, causing it to become docile and tame.  It might also work on other creatures?"
+	icon_state = "potlightpink"
+	description_info = "The target needs to be alive, not already passive, and have animal-like intelligence."
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/docility/attack(mob/living/simple_animal/M, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The agent only works on creatures!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [M] is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	// Slimes.
+	if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = M
+		if(S.docile)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is already docile!</span>")
+			return ..()
+
+		S.pacify()
+		S.nutrition = 700
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>You absorb the agent and feel your intense desire to feed melt away.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed the slime the agent, removing its hunger and calming it.</span>")
+
+	// Simple Animals.
+	else if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal))
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/SA = M
+		if(SA.intelligence_level > SA_ANIMAL) // So you can't use this on Russians/syndies/hivebots/etc.
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [SA] is too intellient for this to affect them.</span>")
+			return ..()
+		if(!SA.hostile)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [SA] is already passive!</span>")
+			return ..()
+
+		SA.hostile = FALSE
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>You consume the agent and feel a serene sense of peace.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed \the [SA] the agent, calming it.</span>")
+
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+	M.LoseTarget() // So hostile things stop attacking people even if not hostile anymore.
+	var/newname = copytext(sanitize(input(user, "Would you like to give \the [M] a name?", "Name your new pet", M.name) as null|text),1,MAX_NAME_LEN)
+
+	if(newname)
+		M.name = newname
+		M.real_name = newname
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+// Makes slimes make more extracts.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/steroid
+	name = "slime steroid agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will increase the amount of extracts obtained from harvesting a slime."
+	description_info = "The slime needs to be alive and not an adult for this to work.  It will increase the amount of extracts gained by one, up to a max of five per slime.  \
+	Extra extracts are not passed down to offspring when reproducing."
+	icon_state = "potpurple"
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/steroid/attack(mob/living/simple_animal/slime/M, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The steroid only works on slimes!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.is_adult) //Can't steroidify adults
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Only baby slimes can use the steroid!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.cores >= 5)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime already has the maximum amount of extract!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed the slime the steroid. It will now produce one more extract.</span>")
+	M.cores++
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+// Makes slimes not try to murder other slime colors.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/unity
+	name = "slime unity agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that makes the slime feel and be seen as all the colors at once, and as a result not be considered an enemy to any other color."
+	description_info = "The slime needs to be alive for this to work.  Slimes unified will not attack or be attacked by other colored slimes, and this will \
+	carry over to offspring when reproducing."
+	icon_state = "potpink"
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/unity/attack(mob/living/simple_animal/slime/M, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The agent only works on slimes!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.unity == TRUE)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is already unified!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed the slime the agent. It will now be friendly to all other slimes.</span>")
+	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>\The [user] feeds you \the [src], and you suspect that all the other slimes will be \
+	your friends, at least if you don't attack them first.</span>")
+	M.unify()
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+// Makes slimes not kill (most) humanoids but still fight spiders/carp/bears/etc.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/loyalty
+	name = "slime loyalty agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that makes an animal deeply loyal to the species of whoever applies this, and will attack threats to them."
+	description_info = "The slime or other animal needs to be alive for this to work.  The slime this is applied to will have their 'faction' change to \
+	the user's faction, which means the slime will attack things that are hostile to the user's faction, such as carp, spiders, and other slimes."
+	icon_state = "potred"
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/loyalty/attack(mob/living/simple_animal/M, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The agent only works on animals!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.intelligence_level > SA_ANIMAL) // So you can't use this on Russians/syndies/hivebots/etc.
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [M] is too intellient for this to affect them.</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The animal is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.faction == user.faction)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [M] is already loyal to your species!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed \the [M] the agent. It will now try to murder things that want to murder you instead.</span>")
+	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>\The [user] feeds you \the [src], and feel that the others will regard you as an outsider now.</span>")
+	M.faction = user.faction
+	M.attack_same = FALSE
+	M.LoseTarget() // So hostile things stop attacking people even if not hostile anymore.
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+// User befriends the slime with this.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/friendship
+	name = "slime friendship agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that makes an animal deeply loyal to the the specific entity which feeds them this agent."
+	description_info = "The slime or other animal needs to be alive for this to work.  The slime this is applied to will consider the user \
+	their 'friend', and will never attack them.  This might also work on other things besides slimes."
+	icon_state = "potlightpink"
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/friendship/attack(mob/living/simple_animal/M, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The agent only works on animals!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.intelligence_level > SA_ANIMAL) // So you can't use this on Russians/syndies/hivebots/etc.
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [M] is too intellient for this to affect them.</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The animal is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(user in M.friends)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [M] is already loyal to you!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed \the [M] the agent. It will now be your best friend.</span>")
+	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>\The [user] feeds you \the [src], and feel that \the [user] wants to be best friends with you.</span>")
+	if(isslime(M))
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = M
+		S.befriend(user)
+	else
+		M.friends.Add(user)
+	M.LoseTarget() // So hostile things stop attacking people even if not hostile anymore.
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+// Feeds the slime instantly.
+/obj/item/slimepotion/feeding
+	name = "slime feeding agent"
+	desc = "A potent chemical mix that will instantly sediate the slime."
+	description_info = "The slime needs to be alive for this to work.  It will instantly grow the slime enough to reproduce."
+	icon_state = "potyellow"
+
+/obj/item/slimepotion/feeding/attack(mob/living/simple_animal/slime/M, mob/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The mutator only works on slimes!</span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(M.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The slime is dead!</span>")
+		return ..()
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed the slime the feeding agent. It will now instantly reproduce.</span>")
+	M.make_adult()
+	M.amount_grown = 10
+	M.reproduce()
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)

code/modules/xenobio/items/weapons.dm

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+/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime
+	name = "slimebaton"
+	desc = "A modified stun baton designed to stun slimes and other lesser xeno lifeforms for handling."
+	icon_state = "slimebaton"
+	item_state = "slimebaton"
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+	force = 9
+	lightcolor = "#33CCFF"
+	origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 2, TECH_BIO = 4)
+	agonyforce = 10	//It's not supposed to be great at stunning human beings.
+	hitcost = 48	//Less zap for less cost
+	description_info = "This baton will stun a slime or other lesser lifeform for about five seconds, if hit with it while on."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime/attack(mob/M, mob/user, hit_zone)
+	// Simple Animals.
+	if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime) && status)
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/SA = M
+		if(SA.intelligence_level <= SA_ANIMAL) // So it doesn't stun hivebots or syndies.
+			SA.Weaken(5)
+			if(isslime(SA))
+				var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = SA
+				S.adjust_discipline(3)
+
+	// Prometheans.
+	if(ishuman(M))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		if(H.species && H.species.name == "Promethean" && status)
+			var/agony_to_apply = 60 - agonyforce
+			H.apply_damage(agony_to_apply, HALLOSS)
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime/loaded/New()
+	..()
+	bcell = new/obj/item/weapon/cell/device(src)
+	update_icon()
+	return
+
+
+// Research borg's version
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime/robot
+	hitcost = 200
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime/robot/attack_self(mob/user)
+	//try to find our power cell
+	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/R = loc
+	if (istype(R))
+		bcell = R.cell
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime/robot/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user)
+	return
+
+
+// Xeno stun gun + projectile
+/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/taser/xeno
+	name = "xeno taser gun"
+	desc = "Straight out of NT's testing laboratories, this small gun is used to subdue non-humanoid xeno life forms. \
+	While marketed towards handling slimes, it may be useful for other creatures."
+	desc = "An easy to use weapon designed by NanoTrasen, for NanoTrasen.  This weapon is designed to subdue lesser \
+	xeno lifeforms at a distance.  It is ineffective at stunning larger lifeforms such as humanoids."
+	icon_state = "taserold"
+	fire_sound = 'sound/weapons/taser2.ogg'
+	charge_cost = 120 // Twice as many shots.
+	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/xeno
+	accuracy = 2 // Make it a bit easier to hit the slimes.
+	description_info = "This gun will stun a slime or other lesser lifeform for about two seconds, if hit with the projectile it fires."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/taser/xeno/robot // Borg version
+	self_recharge = 1
+	use_external_power = 1
+	recharge_time = 3
+
+
+/obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/xeno
+	icon_state = "omni"
+	agony = 4
+	nodamage = TRUE
+	// For whatever reason the projectile qdels itself early if this is on, meaning on_hit() won't be called on prometheans.
+	// Probably for the best so that it doesn't harm the slime.
+	taser_effect = FALSE
+
+	muzzle_type = /obj/effect/projectile/laser_omni/muzzle
+	tracer_type = /obj/effect/projectile/laser_omni/tracer
+	impact_type = /obj/effect/projectile/laser_omni/impact
+
+/obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/xeno/on_hit(var/atom/target, var/blocked = 0)
+	if(istype(target, /mob/living))
+		var/mob/living/L = target
+
+		// Simple Animals.
+		if(istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/SA = L
+			if(SA.intelligence_level <= SA_ANIMAL) // So it doesn't stun hivebots or syndies.
+				SA.Weaken(2) // Less powerful since its ranged, and therefore safer.
+				if(isslime(SA))
+					var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = SA
+					S.adjust_discipline(2)
+
+		// Prometheans.
+		if(ishuman(L))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+			if(H.species && H.species.name == "Promethean")
+				var/agony_to_apply = 60 - agony
+				H.apply_damage(agony_to_apply, HALLOSS)
+	..()

code/modules/xenobio/machinery/processor.dm

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+// This is specifically for slimes since we don't have a 'normal' processor now.
+// Feel free to rename it if that ever changes.
+
+/obj/machinery/processor
+	name = "slime processor"
+	desc = "An industrial grinder used to automate the process of slime core extraction.  It can also recycle biomatter."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/kitchen.dmi'
+	icon_state = "processor1"
+	density = TRUE
+	anchored = TRUE
+	var/processing = FALSE // So I heard you like processing.
+	var/list/to_be_processed = list()
+	var/monkeys_recycled = 0
+	description_info = "Clickdrag dead slimes or monkeys to it to insert them.  It will make a new monkey cube for every four monkeys it processes."
+
+/obj/item/weapon/circuitboard/processor
+	name = T_BOARD("slime processor")
+	build_path = /obj/machinery/processor
+	origin_tech = list(TECH_DATA = 2, TECH_BIO = 2)
+
+/obj/machinery/processor/attack_hand(mob/living/user)
+	if(processing)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The processor is in the process of processing!</span>")
+		return
+	if(to_be_processed.len)
+		spawn(1)
+			begin_processing()
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The processor is empty.</span>")
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/machines/buzz-sigh.ogg', 50, 1)
+		return
+
+// Verb to remove everything.
+/obj/machinery/processor/verb/eject()
+	set category = "Object"
+	set name = "Eject Processor"
+	set src in oview(1)
+
+	if(usr.stat || !usr.canmove || usr.restrained())
+		return
+	empty()
+	add_fingerprint(usr)
+	return
+
+// Ejects all the things out of the machine.
+/obj/machinery/processor/proc/empty()
+	for(var/atom/movable/AM in to_be_processed)
+		to_be_processed.Remove(AM)
+		AM.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+
+// Ejects all the things out of the machine.
+/obj/machinery/processor/proc/insert(var/atom/movable/AM, var/mob/living/user)
+	if(!Adjacent(AM))
+		return
+	if(!can_insert(AM))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [src] cannot process \the [AM] at this time.</span>")
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/machines/buzz-sigh.ogg', 50, 1)
+		return
+	to_be_processed.Add(AM)
+	AM.forceMove(src)
+	visible_message("<span class='notice'>\the [user] places [AM] inside \the [src].</span>")
+
+/obj/machinery/processor/proc/begin_processing()
+	if(processing)
+		return // Already doing it.
+	processing = TRUE
+	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/machines/juicer.ogg', 50, 1)
+	for(var/atom/movable/AM in to_be_processed)
+		extract(AM)
+		sleep(1 SECONDS)
+
+	while(monkeys_recycled >= 4)
+		new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube(get_turf(src))
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+		monkeys_recycled -= 4
+		sleep(1 SECOND)
+
+	processing = FALSE
+	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/machines/ding.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+/obj/machinery/processor/proc/extract(var/atom/movable/AM)
+	if(istype(AM, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = AM
+		while(S.cores)
+			new S.coretype(get_turf(src))
+			playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+			S.cores--
+			sleep(1 SECOND)
+		to_be_processed.Remove(S)
+		qdel(S)
+
+	if(istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/M = AM
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+		to_be_processed.Remove(M)
+		qdel(M)
+		monkeys_recycled++
+		sleep(1 SECOND)
+
+/obj/machinery/processor/proc/can_insert(var/atom/movable/AM)
+	if(istype(AM, /mob/living/simple_animal/slime))
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = AM
+		if(S.stat != DEAD)
+			return FALSE
+		return TRUE
+	if(istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = AM
+		if(!istype(H.species, /datum/species/monkey))
+			return FALSE
+		if(H.stat != DEAD)
+			return FALSE
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE
+
+/obj/machinery/processor/MouseDrop_T(var/atom/movable/AM, var/mob/living/user)
+	if(user.stat || user.incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_DISABLED) || !istype(user))
+		return
+	insert(AM, user)

code/modules/xenobio2/tools/slime_handling_tools.dm

@@ -1,70 +0,0 @@
-/*	What this file contains:
-
-	* A specialized stun prod, for handling fiesty slimes
-
-	* A specialized stun gun, for handling many fiesty slimes
-
-	* A stun projectile for handling xenomorphs.
-
-*/
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime
-	name = "slimebaton"
-	desc = "A modified stun baton designed to stun slimes for handling."
-	icon_state = "slimebaton"
-	item_state = "slimebaton"
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
-	force = 9
-	lightcolor = "#33CCFF"
-	origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 2, TECH_BIO = 4)
-	agonyforce = 10	//It's not supposed to be great at stunning human beings.
-	var/stasisforce = 60	//How much stasis it does to slimes, and 1/3rd to non-slimes.
-	hitcost = 48	//Less zap for less cost
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime/attack(mob/M, mob/user)
-	if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/xeno))
-		var/mob/living/simple_animal/xeno/X = M
-		if(istype(M, /mob/living/simple_animal/xeno/slime))
-			X.stasis += stasisforce
-		else
-			X.stasis += (stasisforce / 6)
-	..()
-
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/slime/loaded/New()
-	..()
-	bcell = new/obj/item/weapon/cell/device(src)
-	update_icon()
-	return
-
-
-// Xeno stun gun + projectile
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/taser/xeno
-	name = "xeno taser gun"
-	desc = "Straight out of NT's testing laboratories, this small gun is used to subdue non-humanoid xeno life forms. While marketed towards handling slimes, it may be useful for other creatures."
-	icon_state = "taserold"
-	fire_sound = 'sound/weapons/taser2.ogg'
-	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/xeno
-
-/obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/xeno
-	icon_state = "omni"
-	agony = 4
-	var/stasisforce = 40
-
-	muzzle_type = /obj/effect/projectile/laser_omni/muzzle
-	tracer_type = /obj/effect/projectile/laser_omni/tracer
-	impact_type = /obj/effect/projectile/laser_omni/impact
-/*
-/obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/xeno/on_hit(var/atom/target, var/blocked = 0)
-	if(istype(target, /mob/living/simple_animal/xeno))
-		world << "is xeno"
-		var/mob/living/simple_animal/xeno/X = target
-		world << "[target.name]"
-		if(istype(X, /mob/living/simple_animal/xeno/slime))
-			world << "is slime"
-			X.stasis += stasisforce
-		else
-			world << "is not slime"
-			X.stasis += (stasisforce / 8)
-	else
-		world << "is not xeno"
-		..()
-*/