diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/vore/otie.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/vore/otie.dm
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@@ -0,0 +1,225 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie //Spawn this one only if you're looking for a bad time.
+	name = "otie"
+	desc = "The classic bioengineered longdog."
+	icon = 'icons/mob/vore64x32.dmi'
+	icon_state = "otie"
+	icon_living = "otie"
+	icon_dead = "otie-dead"
+	icon_rest = "otie_rest"
+	faction = "otie"
+	recruitable = 1
+	maxHealth = 120
+	health = 120
+	minbodytemp = 200
+	move_to_delay = 4
+	hostile = 1
+	cooperative = 1
+	investigates = 1
+	reacts = 1
+	retaliate = 1
+	specific_targets = 1
+	run_at_them = 0
+	attack_same = 0
+	speak_chance = 4
+	speak = list("Boof.","Waaf!","Prurrrr.","Growl!","Bork!","Rurrr..","Aruur!","Awoo!")
+	speak_emote = list("growls", "roars", "yaps", "Awoos")
+	emote_hear = list("rurrs", "rumbles", "rowls", "groans softly", "murrs", "sounds hungry", "yawns")
+	emote_see = list("stares ferociously", "snarls", "licks their chops", "stretches", "yawns")
+	say_maybe_target = list("Ruh?", "Waf?")
+	say_got_target = list("Rurrr!", "ROAR!", "MINE!", "RAHH!", "Slurp.. RAH!")
+	melee_damage_lower = 5
+	melee_damage_upper = 20
+	response_help = "pets the"
+	response_disarm = "bops the"
+	response_harm = "hits the"
+	attacktext = "mauled"
+	friendly = list("nuzzles", "slobberlicks", "noses softly at", "noseboops")
+	meat_amount = 5
+	old_x = -16
+	old_y = 0
+	pixel_x = -16
+	pixel_y = 0
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/friend
+	var/tamed = 0
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/fluff
+	name = "otie"
+	desc = "The classic bioengineered longdog. This one might even tolerate you!"
+	icon_state = "otie"
+	icon_living = "otie"
+	icon_rest = "otie_rest"
+	faction = "neutral"
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/fluff/cotie
+	name = "tamed otie"
+	desc = "The classic bioengineered longdog. This one has a nice little collar on its neck. However a proper domesticated otie is an oxymoron and the collar is likely just a decoration."
+	icon_state = "cotie"
+	icon_living = "cotie"
+	icon_rest = "cotie_rest"
+	faction = "neutral"
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/fluff/security
+	name = "guard otie"
+	desc = "The V.A.R.M.A.corp bioengineering division flagship product on trained optimal snowflake guard dogs."
+	icon_state = "sotie"
+	icon_living = "sotie"
+	icon_rest = "sotie_rest"
+	icon_dead = "sotie-dead"
+	faction = "neutral"
+	tamed = 1
+	maxHealth = 150
+	health = 150
+	loot_list = list(/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/sechud,/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/alt)
+
+	var/check_records = 1 // If true, arrests people without a record.
+	var/check_arrest = 1 // If true, arrests people who are set to arrest.
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/PunchTarget()
+	if(istype(target_mob,/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse))
+		return EatTarget()
+	else ..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/Found(var/atom/found_atom)
+	if(!SA_attackable(found_atom))
+		return null
+	if(istype(found_atom,/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse))
+		return found_atom
+	if(will_eat(found_atom))
+		if(found_atom in friends)
+			return null
+		else if(found_atom in faction_friends)
+			return null
+		else if (friend == found_atom)
+			return null
+		else if(tamed == 1 && ishuman(found_atom))
+			return null
+		else if(tamed == 1 && isrobot(found_atom))
+			return null
+		else
+			return found_atom
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/fluff/security/Found(var/atom/found_atom)
+	if(!SA_attackable(found_atom))
+		return null
+	if(istype(found_atom,/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse))
+		return found_atom
+	if(check_threat(found_atom) >= 4)
+		return found_atom
+	if(will_eat(found_atom))
+		if(found_atom in friends)
+			return null
+		else if(found_atom in faction_friends)
+			return null
+		else if (friend == found_atom)
+			return null
+		else if(tamed == 1 && ishuman(found_atom))
+			return null
+		else if(tamed == 1 && isrobot(found_atom))
+			return null
+		else
+			return found_atom
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/fluff/security/proc/check_threat(var/mob/living/M)
+	if(!M || !ishuman(M) || M.stat == DEAD || src == M)
+		return 0
+	return M.assess_perp(0, 0, 0, check_records, check_arrest)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/fluff/security/set_target(var/mob/M)
+	ai_log("SetTarget([M])",2)
+	if(!M || (world.time - last_target_time < 5 SECONDS) && target_mob)
+		ai_log("SetTarget() can't set it again so soon",3)
+		return 0
+
+	var/turf/seen = get_turf(M)
+
+	if(investigates && (annoyed < 10))
+		try_say_list(say_maybe_target)
+		face_atom(seen)
+		annoyed += 14
+		sleep(1 SECOND) //For realism
+
+	if(M in ListTargets(view_range))
+		try_say_list(say_got_target)
+		target_mob = M
+		last_target_time = world.time
+		return M
+		if(check_threat(M) >= 4)
+			broadcast_security_hud_message("[src] is attempting to 'detain' suspect <b>[target_name(M)]</b> in <b>[get_area(src)]</b>.", src)
+	else if(investigates)
+		spawn(1)
+			WanderTowards(seen)
+
+	return 0
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/fluff/security/proc/target_name(mob/living/T)
+	if(ishuman(T))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = T
+		return H.get_id_name("unidentified person")
+	return "unidentified lifeform"
+
+//Basic friend AI
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/fluff/Life()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!. || ai_inactive || !friend) return
+
+	var/friend_dist = get_dist(src,friend)
+
+	if (friend_dist <= 4)
+		if(stance == STANCE_IDLE)
+			if(set_follow(friend))
+				handle_stance(STANCE_FOLLOW)
+				if(resting)
+					lay_down()
+
+	if (friend_dist <= 1)
+		if (friend.stat >= DEAD || friend.health <= config.health_threshold_softcrit)
+			if (prob((friend.stat < DEAD)? 50 : 15))
+				var/verb = pick("whines", "yelps", "whimpers")
+				audible_emote(pick("[verb] in distress.", "[verb] anxiously."))
+		else
+			if (prob(5))
+				visible_emote(pick("nuzzles [friend].",
+								   "brushes against [friend].",
+								   "rubs against [friend].",
+								   "noses softly at [friend].",
+								   "slobberlicks [friend].",
+								   "murrs."))
+	else if (friend.health <= 50)
+		if (prob(10))
+			var/verb = pick("whines", "yelps", "whimpers")
+			audible_emote("[verb] anxiously.")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/Life()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!. || ai_inactive) return
+
+	if(prob(5))
+		lay_down()
+
+//Pet 4 frond
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M as mob)
+	..()
+	if(M.a_intent == I_HELP)
+		if (health > 0)
+			LoseTarget()
+			handle_stance(STANCE_IDLE)
+			if(prob(50)) //It's a fiddy-fiddy you may get a buddy pal or you may get mauled and ate. Win-win!
+				friend = M
+				if(tamed != 1)
+					tamed = 1
+			sleep(1 SECOND)
+			return
+			..()
+
+// Activate Noms!
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/otie
+	vore_active = 1
+	vore_capacity = 1
+	vore_escape_chance = 8
+	vore_pounce_chance = 16
+	vore_icons = SA_ICON_LIVING
diff --git a/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm b/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
index a79b1461aa..10c8727b3b 100644
--- a/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
@@ -876,6 +876,14 @@ obj/item/weapon/material/hatchet/tacknife/combatknife/fluff/katarina/handle_shie
 		accessset = 1
 	..()
 
+//verkister: Cameron Eggbert - Science goggles that ACTUALLY do nothing.
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/science_proper
+	name = "Aesthetic Science Goggles"
+	desc = "The goggles really do nothing this time!"
+	icon_state = "purple"
+	item_state_slots = list(slot_r_hand_str = "glasses", slot_l_hand_str = "glasses")
+	item_flags = AIRTIGHT
+
 //The perfect adminboos device?
 /obj/item/device/perfect_tele
 	name = "personal translocator"
diff --git a/icons/mob/vore64x32.dmi b/icons/mob/vore64x32.dmi
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index 0000000000..05e8113766
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