Merge branch 'master' of https://github.com/VOREStation/Polaris into aro-sync-05-25-2018

# Conflicts:
#	code/__defines/misc.dm
#	code/controllers/master_controller.dm
#	code/game/machinery/computer3/computers/card.dm
#	code/game/objects/items/devices/communicator/UI.dm
#	code/game/objects/items/stacks/medical.dm
#	code/game/objects/structures/signs.dm
#	code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
#	code/modules/client/client defines.dm
#	code/modules/client/client procs.dm
#	code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
#	code/modules/clothing/under/accessories/holster.dm
#	code/modules/events/radiation_storm.dm
#	code/modules/mining/machine_processing.dm
#	code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/prometheans.dm
#	code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
#	code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/bear.dm
#	code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/cat.dm
#	code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/animals/parrot.dm
#	code/modules/mob/mob.dm
#	code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Core.dm
#	code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Food-Drinks.dm
#	code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Chemistry-Reagents-Medicine.dm
#	code/modules/reagents/reagent_dispenser.dm
#	config/example/config.txt
#	html/changelogs/.all_changelog.yml
#	interface/skin.dmf
#	maps/southern_cross/southern_cross-1.dmm
#	vorestation.dme

code/modules/client/client procs.dm

@@ -164,6 +164,12 @@
 			src.changes()
 
 	hook_vr("client_new",list(src)) //VOREStation Code
+	
+	if(config.paranoia_logging)
+		if(isnum(player_age) && player_age == 0)
+			log_and_message_admins("PARANOIA: [key_name(src)] has connected here for the first time.")
+		if(isnum(account_age) && account_age <= 2)
+			log_and_message_admins("PARANOIA: [key_name(src)] has a very new BYOND account ([account_age] days).")
 
 	//////////////
 	//DISCONNECT//
@@ -220,6 +226,12 @@
 		player_age = text2num(query.item[2])
 		break
 
+	account_join_date = sanitizeSQL(findJoinDate())
+	if(account_join_date && dbcon.IsConnected())
+		var/DBQuery/query_datediff = dbcon.NewQuery("SELECT DATEDIFF(Now(),'[account_join_date]')")
+		if(query_datediff.Execute() && query_datediff.NextRow())
+			account_age = text2num(query_datediff.item[1])
+
 	var/DBQuery/query_ip = dbcon.NewQuery("SELECT ckey FROM erro_player WHERE ip = '[address]'")
 	query_ip.Execute()
 	related_accounts_ip = ""
@@ -372,3 +384,16 @@ client/verb/character_setup()
 	set category = "Preferences"
 	if(prefs)
 		prefs.ShowChoices(usr)
+
+/client/proc/findJoinDate()
+	var/list/http = world.Export("http://byond.com/members/[ckey]?format=text")
+	if(!http)
+		log_world("Failed to connect to byond age check for [ckey]")
+		return
+	var/F = file2text(http["CONTENT"])
+	if(F)
+		var/regex/R = regex("joined = \"(\\d{4}-\\d{2}-\\d{2})\"")
+		if(R.Find(F))
+			. = R.group[1]
+		else
+			CRASH("Age check regex failed for [src.ckey]")