diff --git a/baystation12.dme b/baystation12.dme
index 722e05dfe7..0695839aea 100644
--- a/baystation12.dme
+++ b/baystation12.dme
@@ -79,6 +79,7 @@
 #include "code\controllers\autotransfer.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\configuration.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\failsafe.dm"
+#include "code\controllers\hooks.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\lighting_controller.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\master_controller.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\shuttle_controller.dm"
@@ -653,7 +654,6 @@
 #include "code\modules\admin\holder2.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\IsBanned.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\NewBan.dm"
-#include "code\modules\admin\newbanjob.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\player_notes.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\player_panel.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\topic.dm"
diff --git a/code/ZAS/FEA_gas_mixture.dm b/code/ZAS/FEA_gas_mixture.dm
index 3eccad7e91..9a829633e2 100644
--- a/code/ZAS/FEA_gas_mixture.dm
+++ b/code/ZAS/FEA_gas_mixture.dm
@@ -14,6 +14,20 @@ What are the archived variables for?
 #define QUANTIZE(variable)		(round(variable,0.0001))
 #define TRANSFER_FRACTION 5 //What fraction (1/#) of the air difference to try and transfer
 
+/hook/startup/proc/createGasOverlays()
+	plmaster = new /obj/effect/overlay()
+	plmaster.icon = 'icons/effects/tile_effects.dmi'
+	plmaster.icon_state = "plasma"
+	plmaster.layer = FLY_LAYER
+	plmaster.mouse_opacity = 0
+
+	slmaster = new /obj/effect/overlay()
+	slmaster.icon = 'icons/effects/tile_effects.dmi'
+	slmaster.icon_state = "sleeping_agent"
+	slmaster.layer = FLY_LAYER
+	slmaster.mouse_opacity = 0
+	return 1
+
 /datum/gas/sleeping_agent/specific_heat = 40 //These are used for the "Trace Gases" stuff, but is buggy.
 
 /datum/gas/oxygen_agent_b/specific_heat = 300
diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/global_lists.dm b/code/__HELPERS/global_lists.dm
index ce8d788f25..07a22f5693 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/global_lists.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/global_lists.dm
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@ var/global/list/backbaglist = list("Nothing", "Backpack", "Satchel", "Satchel Al
 /////Initial Building/////
 //////////////////////////
 
-/proc/make_datum_references_lists()
+/hook/startup/proc/makeDatumRefLists()
 	var/list/paths
 
 	//Hair - Initialise all /datum/sprite_accessory/hair into an list indexed by hair-style name
@@ -97,6 +97,8 @@ var/global/list/backbaglist = list("Nothing", "Backpack", "Satchel", "Satchel Al
 		if(S.flags & WHITELISTED)
 			whitelisted_species += S.name
 
+	return 1
+
 /* // Uncomment to debug chemical reaction list.
 /client/verb/debug_chemical_list()
 
diff --git a/code/controllers/hooks.dm b/code/controllers/hooks.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..5045da7592
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/controllers/hooks.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+/**
+ * @file hooks.dm
+ * Implements hooks, a simple way to run code on pre-defined events.
+ */
+
+/** @page hooks Code hooks
+ * @section hooks Hooks
+ * A hook is defined under /hook in the type tree.
+ *
+ * To add some code to be called by the hook, define a proc under the type, as so:
+ * @code
+	/hook/foo/proc/bar()
+		if(1)
+			return 1 //Sucessful
+		else
+			return 0 //Error, or runtime.
+ * @endcode
+ * All hooks must return nonzero on success, as runtimes will force return null.
+ */
+
+/**
+ * Calls a hook, executing every piece of code that's attached to it.
+ * @param hook	Identifier of the hook to call.
+ * @returns		1 if all hooked code runs successfully, 0 otherwise.
+ */
+/proc/callHook(hook)
+	var/hook_path = text2path("/hook/[hook]")
+	if(!hook_path)
+		error("Invalid hook '/hook/[hook]' called.")
+		return 0
+
+	var/caller = new hook_path
+	var/status = 1
+	for(var/P in typesof("[hook_path]/proc"))
+		if(!call(caller, P)())
+			error("Hook '[P]' failed or runtimed.")
+			status = 0
+
+	return status
diff --git a/code/datums/datacore.dm b/code/datums/datacore.dm
index 1a7d97e99c..2be4c6e82a 100644
--- a/code/datums/datacore.dm
+++ b/code/datums/datacore.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
+/hook/startup/proc/createDatacore()
+	data_core = new /obj/effect/datacore()
+	return 1
 
 /obj/effect/datacore/proc/manifest(var/nosleep = 0)
 	spawn()
diff --git a/code/datums/sun.dm b/code/datums/sun.dm
index 9ce8a73cb7..82acfa0cff 100644
--- a/code/datums/sun.dm
+++ b/code/datums/sun.dm
@@ -14,6 +14,10 @@
 	if(prob(50))
 		rate = -rate
 
+/hook/startup/proc/createSun()
+	sun = new /datum/sun()
+	return 1
+
 // calculate the sun's position given the time of day
 
 /datum/sun/proc/calc_position()
diff --git a/code/game/area/Space Station 13 areas.dm b/code/game/area/Space Station 13 areas.dm
index 9ba221c64d..9ff5a6e0cd 100755
--- a/code/game/area/Space Station 13 areas.dm	
+++ b/code/game/area/Space Station 13 areas.dm	
@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@ NOTE: there are two lists of areas in the end of this file: centcom and station
 /*I am far too lazy to make it a proper list of areas so I'll just make it run the usual telepot routine at the start of the game*/
 var/list/teleportlocs = list()
 
-proc/process_teleport_locs()
+/hook/startup/proc/setupTeleportLocs()
 	for(var/area/AR in world)
 		if(istype(AR, /area/shuttle) || istype(AR, /area/syndicate_station) || istype(AR, /area/wizard_station)) continue
 		if(teleportlocs.Find(AR.name)) continue
@@ -65,20 +65,13 @@ proc/process_teleport_locs()
 			teleportlocs += AR.name
 			teleportlocs[AR.name] = AR
 
-	var/not_in_order = 0
-	do
-		not_in_order = 0
-		if(teleportlocs.len <= 1)
-			break
-		for(var/i = 1, i <= (teleportlocs.len - 1), i++)
-			if(sorttext(teleportlocs[i], teleportlocs[i+1]) == -1)
-				teleportlocs.Swap(i, i+1)
-				not_in_order = 1
-	while(not_in_order)
+	teleportlocs = sortAssoc(teleportlocs)
+
+	return 1
 
 var/list/ghostteleportlocs = list()
 
-proc/process_ghost_teleport_locs()
+/hook/startup/proc/setupGhostTeleportLocs()
 	for(var/area/AR in world)
 		if(ghostteleportlocs.Find(AR.name)) continue
 		if(istype(AR, /area/turret_protected/aisat) || istype(AR, /area/derelict) || istype(AR, /area/tdome))
@@ -89,17 +82,9 @@ proc/process_ghost_teleport_locs()
 			ghostteleportlocs += AR.name
 			ghostteleportlocs[AR.name] = AR
 
-	var/not_in_order = 0
-	do
-		not_in_order = 0
-		if(ghostteleportlocs.len <= 1)
-			break
-		for(var/i = 1, i <= (ghostteleportlocs.len - 1), i++)
-			if(sorttext(ghostteleportlocs[i], ghostteleportlocs[i+1]) == -1)
-				ghostteleportlocs.Swap(i, i+1)
-				not_in_order = 1
-	while(not_in_order)
+	ghostteleportlocs = sortAssoc(ghostteleportlocs)
 
+	return 1
 
 /*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------*/
 
diff --git a/code/game/communications.dm b/code/game/communications.dm
index 32d8ca6934..3bc3ee7009 100644
--- a/code/game/communications.dm
+++ b/code/game/communications.dm
@@ -140,6 +140,10 @@ var/const/RADIO_MAGNETS = "9"
 
 var/global/datum/controller/radio/radio_controller
 
+/hook/startup/proc/createRadioController()
+	radio_controller = new /datum/controller/radio()
+	return 1
+
 datum/controller/radio
 	var/list/datum/radio_frequency/frequencies = list()
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events/holidays/Holidays.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events/holidays/Holidays.dm
index d2481eae44..2cd06199bd 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events/holidays/Holidays.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events/holidays/Holidays.dm
@@ -12,6 +12,10 @@ var/global/Holiday = null
 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 //																							~Carn
 
+/hook/startup/proc/updateHoliday()
+	Get_Holiday()
+	return 1
+
 //sets up the Holiday global variable. Shouldbe called on game configuration or something.
 /proc/Get_Holiday()
 	if(!Holiday)	return		// Holiday stuff was not enabled in the config!
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
index ea9fbaec4a..a834a3cc0b 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
@@ -118,6 +118,7 @@ var/global/datum/controller/gameticker/ticker
 	data_core.manifest()
 	current_state = GAME_STATE_PLAYING
 
+	callHook("roundstart")
 
 	//here to initialize the random events nicely at round start
 	setup_economy()
@@ -309,6 +310,8 @@ var/global/datum/controller/gameticker/ticker
 				declare_completion()
 
 			spawn(50)
+				callHook("roundend")
+
 				if (mode.station_was_nuked)
 					feedback_set_details("end_proper","nuke")
 					if(!delay_end)
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/whitelist.dm b/code/game/jobs/whitelist.dm
index f28de56dc4..98efaf9273 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/whitelist.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/whitelist.dm
@@ -2,6 +2,11 @@
 
 var/list/whitelist = list()
 
+/hook/startup/proc/loadWhitelist()
+	if(config.usewhitelist)
+		load_whitelist()
+	return 1
+
 /proc/load_whitelist()
 	whitelist = file2list(WHITELISTFILE)
 	if(!whitelist.len)	whitelist = null
@@ -11,9 +16,14 @@ var/list/whitelist = list()
 		return 0
 	return ("[M.ckey]" in whitelist)
 
-var/list/alien_whitelist = list()
+/var/list/alien_whitelist = list()
 
-proc/load_alienwhitelist()
+/hook/startup/proc/loadAlienWhitelist()
+	if(config.usealienwhitelist)
+		load_alienwhitelist()
+	return 1
+
+/proc/load_alienwhitelist()
 	var/text = file2text("config/alienwhitelist.txt")
 	if (!text)
 		diary << "Failed to load config/alienwhitelist.txt\n"
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/autolathe.dm b/code/game/machinery/autolathe.dm
index 477fd67cab..9826505fd0 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/autolathe.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/autolathe.dm
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@ var/global/list/autolathe_recipes = list( \
 		new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe(), \
 		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/blank(), \
 		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/beanbag(), \
-		new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/c38(), \
+		new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45r(), \
 		new /obj/item/device/taperecorder(), \
 		new /obj/item/device/assembly/igniter(), \
 		new /obj/item/device/assembly/signaler(), \
@@ -57,6 +57,7 @@ var/global/list/autolathe_recipes_hidden = list( \
 		new /obj/item/weapon/weldingtool/largetank(), \
 		new /obj/item/weapon/handcuffs(), \
 		new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/a357(), \
+		new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45(), \
 		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun(), \
 		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/dart(), \
 		/* new /obj/item/weapon/shield/riot(), */ \
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
index 011f19f198..e44847f137 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
@@ -247,20 +247,24 @@
 		..()
 		sleep(2)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/under/det(src)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/under/det/black(src)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/under/det/slob(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/det_suit(src)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/det_suit/black(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/forensics/blue(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/forensics/red(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/black(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/head/det_hat(src)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/head/det_hat/black(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/brown(src)
 		new /obj/item/weapon/storage/box/evidence(src)
 		new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(src)
 		new /obj/item/device/detective_scanner(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/det_suit(src)
-		new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/c38(src)
-		new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/c38(src)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45r(src)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45r(src)
 		new /obj/item/taperoll/police(src)
-		new /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/detective(src)
+		new /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/detective/semiauto(src)
 		new /obj/item/clothing/tie/holster/armpit(src)
 		return
 
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/NewBan.dm b/code/modules/admin/NewBan.dm
index 83447d1a23..035b2d2309 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/NewBan.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/NewBan.dm
@@ -58,6 +58,9 @@ var/savefile/Banlist
 	CMinutes = (world.realtime / 10) / 60
 	return 1
 
+/hook/startup/proc/loadBans()
+	return LoadBans()
+
 /proc/LoadBans()
 
 	Banlist = new("data/banlist.bdb")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
index e2bf6f7be2..c6dcc662a6 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
@@ -1014,14 +1014,6 @@ var/global/floorIsLava = 0
 	message_admins("\blue [key_name_admin(usr)] toggled guests game entering [guests_allowed?"":"dis"]allowed.", 1)
 	feedback_add_details("admin_verb","TGU") //If you are copy-pasting this, ensure the 2nd parameter is unique to the new proc!
 
-/client/proc/unjobban_panel()
-	set name = "Unjobban Panel"
-	set category = "Admin"
-	if (src.holder)
-		src.holder.unjobbanpanel()
-	feedback_add_details("admin_verb","UJBP") //If you are copy-pasting this, ensure the 2nd parameter is unique to the new proc!
-	return
-
 /datum/admins/proc/output_ai_laws()
 	var/ai_number = 0
 	for(var/mob/living/silicon/S in mob_list)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_investigate.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_investigate.dm
index e601f069c6..a062788438 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_investigate.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_investigate.dm
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
 /proc/investigate_subject2file(var/subject)
 	return file("[INVESTIGATE_DIR][subject].html")
 
+/hook/startup/proc/resetInvestigate()
+	investigate_reset()
+	return 1
+
 /proc/investigate_reset()
 	if(fdel(INVESTIGATE_DIR))	return 1
 	return 0
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_ranks.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_ranks.dm
index 115fafba82..86624e0bd2 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_ranks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_ranks.dm
@@ -53,6 +53,10 @@ var/list/admin_ranks = list()								//list of all ranks with associated rights
 	#endif
 
 
+/hook/startup/proc/loadAdmins()
+	load_admins()
+	return 1
+
 /proc/load_admins()
 	//clear the datums references
 	admin_datums.Cut()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
index 1158633bf8..1196f14ebd 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
@@ -76,9 +76,7 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_admin = list(
 )
 var/list/admin_verbs_ban = list(
 	/client/proc/unban_panel,
-	/client/proc/jobbans,
-	/client/proc/unjobban_panel,
-	// /client/proc/DB_ban_panel
+	/client/proc/jobbans
 	)
 var/list/admin_verbs_sounds = list(
 	/client/proc/play_local_sound,
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/banjob.dm b/code/modules/admin/banjob.dm
index b6d1ea53b6..42326711d3 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/banjob.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/banjob.dm
@@ -50,6 +50,10 @@ DEBUG
 	jobban_loadbanfile()
 */
 
+/hook/startup/proc/loadJobBans()
+	jobban_loadbanfile()
+	return 1
+
 /proc/jobban_loadbanfile()
 	if(config.ban_legacy_system)
 		var/savefile/S=new("data/job_full.ban")
@@ -101,15 +105,6 @@ DEBUG
 	text2file(formatted_log,"data/ban_unban_log.txt")
 
 
-/proc/jobban_updatelegacybans()
-	if(!jobban_runonce)
-		log_admin("Updating jobbanfile!")
-		// Updates bans.. Or fixes them. Either way.
-		for(var/T in jobban_keylist)
-			if(!T)	continue
-		jobban_runonce++	//don't run this update again
-
-
 /proc/jobban_remove(X)
 	for (var/i = 1; i <= length(jobban_keylist); i++)
 		if( findtext(jobban_keylist[i], "[X]") )
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index 66de256c9e..cacf616392 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -891,19 +891,6 @@
 			if("Cancel")
 				return
 
-	else if(href_list["unjobbanf"])
-		if(!check_rights(R_BAN))	return
-
-		var/banfolder = href_list["unjobbanf"]
-		Banlist.cd = "/base/[banfolder]"
-		var/key = Banlist["key"]
-		if(alert(usr, "Are you sure you want to unban [key]?", "Confirmation", "Yes", "No") == "Yes")
-			if (RemoveBanjob(banfolder))
-				unjobbanpanel()
-			else
-				alert(usr,"This ban has already been lifted / does not exist.","Error","Ok")
-				unjobbanpanel()
-
 	else if(href_list["mute"])
 		if(!check_rights(R_MOD,0) && !check_rights(R_ADMIN))  return
 
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/suits/jobs.dm b/code/modules/clothing/suits/jobs.dm
index fd525eacdb..f3c960cc3d 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/suits/jobs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/suits/jobs.dm
@@ -77,6 +77,9 @@
 	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen, /obj/item/device/flashlight,/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy,/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile,/obj/item/ammo_magazine,/obj/item/ammo_casing,/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes,/obj/item/weapon/lighter,/obj/item/device/detective_scanner,/obj/item/device/taperecorder)
 	armor = list(melee = 50, bullet = 10, laser = 25, energy = 10, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0)
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/det_suit/black
+	icon_state = "detective2"
+
 //Forensics
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/forensics
 	name = "jacket"
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/jobs/security.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/jobs/security.dm
index b279a2fd35..c35910d060 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/jobs/security.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/jobs/security.dm
@@ -71,6 +71,22 @@
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
 	siemens_coefficient = 0.9
 
+/obj/item/clothing/under/det/black
+	icon_state = "detective2"
+	item_color = "detective2"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/det/slob
+	icon_state = "polsuit"
+	item_color = "polsuit"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/det/slob/verb/rollup()
+	set name = "Roll suit sleevels"
+	set category = "Object"
+	set src in usr
+	item_color = item_color == "polsuit" ? "polsuit_rolled" : "polsuit"
+	if (ishuman(loc))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = loc
+		H.update_inv_w_uniform(1)
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/det_hat
 	name = "hat"
@@ -80,6 +96,10 @@
 	armor = list(melee = 50, bullet = 5, laser = 25,energy = 10, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0)
 	siemens_coefficient = 0.9
 
+/obj/item/clothing/head/det_hat/black
+	icon_state = "detective2"
+
+
 /*
  * Head of Security
  */
diff --git a/code/modules/customitems/item_defines.dm b/code/modules/customitems/item_defines.dm
index 05bb2a30dd..3644b7ae69 100644
--- a/code/modules/customitems/item_defines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/customitems/item_defines.dm
@@ -494,12 +494,6 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/custom_items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "chal_appara_1"
 
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/fluff/ashley_rifler_1 //Vinceluk: Ashley Rifler
-	name = "Purple Glove"
-	desc = "A single, purple glove. Initials A.R. are written on the inside of it."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/custom_items.dmi'
-	icon_state = "ashley_rifler_1"
-
 //////////// Eye Wear ////////////
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson/fluff/book_berner_1 //asanadas: Book Berner
@@ -591,14 +585,6 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/custom_items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "labcoat_pink_open"
 
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/det_suit/fluff/graycoat //vinceluk: Seth Sealis
-	name = "gray coat"
-	desc = "Old, worn out coat. It's seen better days."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/custom_items.dmi'
-	icon_state = "graycoat"
-	item_state = "graycoat"
-	item_color = "graycoat"
-
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/det_suit/fluff/leatherjack //atomicdog92: Seth Sealis
 	name = "leather jacket"
 	desc = "A black leather coat, popular amongst punks, greasers, and other galactic scum."
@@ -949,3 +935,26 @@
 		name = "[labeled] bottle"
 		desc = "A small bottle.  Contains [labeled]"
 		icon_state = "bottle[color]"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/flask/fluff/yuri_kornienkovich_flask
+	name = "Yuri's Flask"
+	desc = "An old gold plated flask. Nothing noteworthy about it besides it being gold and the red star on the worn out leather around it. There is also an engraving on the cap that is rather hard to see but it looks like \"Kornienkovich\" "
+	icon = 'icons/obj/custom_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "yuri_kornienkovich_flask"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/fluff/mai_yang_dress // Mai Yang's pretty pretty dress.
+	name = "White Cheongsam"
+	desc = "It is a white cheongsam dress."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/custom_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "mai_yang"
+	item_state = "mai_yang"
+	item_color = "mai_yang"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/fluff/sakura_hokkaido_kimono
+	name = "Sakura Kimono"
+	desc = "A pale-pink, nearly white, kimono with a red and gold obi. There is a embroidered design of cherry blossom flowers covering the kimono."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/custom_items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "sakura_hokkaido_kimono"
+	item_state = "sakura_hokkaido_kimono"
+	item_color = "sakura_hokkaido_kimono"
+
diff --git a/code/modules/ext_scripts/irc.dm b/code/modules/ext_scripts/irc.dm
index f4e94f3ffc..3976904efb 100644
--- a/code/modules/ext_scripts/irc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/ext_scripts/irc.dm
@@ -4,11 +4,16 @@
 	return
 
 /proc/send2mainirc(var/msg)
-	if(config.use_irc_bot && config.main_irc && config.irc_bot_host)
-		ext_python("ircbot_message.py", "[config.comms_password] [config.irc_bot_host] [config.main_irc] [msg]")
+	if(config.main_irc)
+		send2irc(config.main_irc, msg)
 	return
 
 /proc/send2adminirc(var/msg)
-	if(config.use_irc_bot && config.admin_irc && config.irc_bot_host)
-		ext_python("ircbot_message.py", "[config.comms_password] [config.irc_bot_host] [config.admin_irc] [msg]")
+	if(config.admin_irc)
+		send2irc(config.admin_irc, msg)
 	return
+
+
+/hook/startup/proc/ircNotify()
+	send2mainirc("Server starting up on [config.server? "byond://[config.server]" : "byond://[world.address]:[world.port]"]")
+	return 1
diff --git a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
index ec4ccf50f5..a297cb6183 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
@@ -1142,4 +1142,19 @@ I said no!
 
 /datum/recipe/cracker
 	reagents = list("flour" = 5, "sodiumchloride" = 1)
-	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cracker
\ No newline at end of file
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cracker
+
+/datum/recipe/stuffing
+	reagents = list("water" = 5, "sodiumchloride" = 1, "blackpepper" = 1)
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/bread,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/stuffing
+
+/datum/recipe/tofurkey
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofu,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofu,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/stuffing,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofurkey
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/recruit.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/recruit.dm
index 270e2ba763..399a94c039 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/recruit.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/recruit.dm
@@ -13,6 +13,10 @@ var/datum/paiController/paiController			// Global handler for pAI candidates
 	var/ready = 0
 
 
+/hook/startup/proc/paiControllerSetup()
+	paiController = new /datum/paiController()
+	return 1
+
 
 /datum/paiController
 	var/list/pai_candidates = list()
diff --git a/code/modules/power/power.dm b/code/modules/power/power.dm
index b94901a637..986f81d6c8 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/power.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/power.dm
@@ -79,6 +79,9 @@
 
 // rebuild all power networks from scratch
 
+/hook/startup/proc/buildPowernets()
+	return makepowernets()
+
 /proc/makepowernets()
 	for(var/datum/powernet/PN in powernets)
 		del(PN)
@@ -101,6 +104,8 @@
 		if(!M.powernet)	continue	// APCs have powernet=0 so they don't count as network nodes directly
 		M.powernet.nodes[M] = M
 
+	return 1
+
 
 // returns a list of all power-related objects (nodes, cable, junctions) in turf,
 // excluding source, that match the direction d
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/boxes.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/boxes.dm
index fa7567bcb2..87fa97ef69 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/boxes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/boxes.dm
@@ -14,6 +14,25 @@
 	multiple_sprites = 1
 
 
+/obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45
+	name = "magazine (.45)"
+	icon_state = "45"
+	ammo_type = "/obj/item/ammo_casing/c45"
+	max_ammo = 7
+	multiple_sprites = 1
+
+/obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45/empty
+	max_ammo = 0
+
+/obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45r
+	name = "magazine (.45 rubber)"
+	icon_state = "45"
+	ammo_type = "/obj/item/ammo_casing/c45r"
+	max_ammo = 7
+	multiple_sprites = 1
+
+/obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45r/empty
+	max_ammo = 0
 
 /obj/item/ammo_magazine/a418
 	name = "ammo box (.418)"
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/bullets.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/bullets.dm
index 41443469d3..a2b11b7ffc 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/bullets.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/bullets.dm
@@ -43,6 +43,10 @@
 	caliber = ".45"
 	projectile_type = "/obj/item/projectile/bullet/midbullet"
 
+/obj/item/ammo_casing/c45r
+	desc = "A .45 rubber bullet casing."
+	caliber = ".45"
+	projectile_type = "/obj/item/projectile/bullet/weakbullet"
 
 /obj/item/ammo_casing/a12mm
 	desc = "A 12mm bullet casing."
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm
index 0f6fca68b2..b6a305cbf7 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm
@@ -70,6 +70,26 @@
 					user << "<span class='warning'>You remove the modifications on [src]! Now it will fire .38 rounds.</span>"
 
 
+/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/detective/semiauto
+	desc = "A cheap Martian knock-off of a Colt M1911. Uses less-than-lethal .45 rounds."
+	name = "\improper Colt M1911"
+	icon_state = "colt"
+	max_shells = 7
+	caliber = ".45"
+	ammo_type = "/obj/item/ammo_casing/c45r"
+	load_method = 2
+
+/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/detective/semiauto/New()
+	..()
+	empty_mag = new /obj/item/ammo_magazine/c45r/empty(src)
+	return
+
+/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/detective/semiauto/afterattack(atom/target as mob|obj|turf|area, mob/living/user as mob|obj, flag)
+	..()
+	if(!loaded.len && empty_mag)
+		empty_mag.loc = get_turf(src.loc)
+		empty_mag = null
+	return
 
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/mateba
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
index 771d49a2da..5d22bdf8a0 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm
@@ -542,6 +542,24 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
 		src.bitesize = 3
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofurkey
+	name = "Tofurkey"
+	desc = "A fake turkey made from tofu."
+	icon_state = "tofurkey"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 12)
+		reagents.add_reagent("stoxin", 3)
+		bitesize = 3
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/stuffing
+	name = "Stuffing"
+	desc = "Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in!"
+	icon_state = "stuffing"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
+		bitesize = 1
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat
 	name = "carp fillet"
diff --git a/code/world.dm b/code/world.dm
index abc4997699..9545324343 100644
--- a/code/world.dm
+++ b/code/world.dm
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
 
 
 
-#define RECOMMENDED_VERSION 495
+#define RECOMMENDED_VERSION 501
 /world/New()
 	//logs
 	var/date_string = time2text(world.realtime, "YYYY/MM-Month/DD-Day")
@@ -22,59 +22,13 @@
 	if(byond_version < RECOMMENDED_VERSION)
 		world.log << "Your server's byond version does not meet the recommended requirements for this server. Please update BYOND"
 
-	make_datum_references_lists()	//initialises global lists for referencing frequently used datums (so that we only ever do it once)
-
 	load_configuration()
-	load_mode()
-	load_motd()
-	load_admins()
-	load_mods()
-	LoadBansjob()
-	if(config.usewhitelist)
-		load_whitelist()
-	if(config.usealienwhitelist)
-		load_alienwhitelist()
-	jobban_loadbanfile()
-	jobban_updatelegacybans()
-	LoadBans()
 
 	if(config && config.server_name != null && config.server_suffix && world.port > 0)
 		// dumb and hardcoded but I don't care~
 		config.server_name += " #[(world.port % 1000) / 100]"
 
-	investigate_reset()
-	Get_Holiday()	//~Carn, needs to be here when the station is named so :P
-
-	src.update_status()
-
-	makepowernets()
-
-	sun = new /datum/sun()
-	radio_controller = new /datum/controller/radio()
-	data_core = new /obj/effect/datacore()
-	paiController = new /datum/paiController()
-
-	if(!setup_database_connection())
-		world.log << "Your server failed to establish a connection with the feedback database."
-	else
-		world.log << "Feedback database connection established."
-
-	if(!setup_old_database_connection())
-		world.log << "Your server failed to establish a connection with the SQL database."
-	else
-		world.log << "SQL database connection established."
-
-	plmaster = new /obj/effect/overlay()
-	plmaster.icon = 'icons/effects/tile_effects.dmi'
-	plmaster.icon_state = "plasma"
-	plmaster.layer = FLY_LAYER
-	plmaster.mouse_opacity = 0
-
-	slmaster = new /obj/effect/overlay()
-	slmaster.icon = 'icons/effects/tile_effects.dmi'
-	slmaster.icon_state = "sleeping_agent"
-	slmaster.layer = FLY_LAYER
-	slmaster.mouse_opacity = 0
+	callHook("startup")
 
 	src.update_status()
 
@@ -82,15 +36,10 @@
 
 	sleep_offline = 1
 
-	send2mainirc("Server starting up on [config.server? "byond://[config.server]" : "byond://[world.address]:[world.port]"]")
-
 	master_controller = new /datum/controller/game_controller()
 	spawn(1)
 		master_controller.setup()
 
-	process_teleport_locs()			//Sets up the wizard teleport locations
-	process_ghost_teleport_locs()	//Sets up ghost teleport locations.
-
 	spawn(3000)		//so we aren't adding to the round-start lag
 		if(config.ToRban)
 			ToRban_autoupdate()
@@ -184,6 +133,10 @@
 #undef INACTIVITY_KICK
 
 
+/hook/startup/proc/loadMode()
+	world.load_mode()
+	return 1
+
 /world/proc/load_mode()
 	var/list/Lines = file2list("data/mode.txt")
 	if(Lines.len)
@@ -196,9 +149,15 @@
 	fdel(F)
 	F << the_mode
 
+
+/hook/startup/proc/loadMOTD()
+	world.load_motd()
+	return 1
+
 /world/proc/load_motd()
 	join_motd = file2text("config/motd.txt")
 
+
 /world/proc/load_configuration()
 	config = new /datum/configuration()
 	config.load("config/config.txt")
@@ -208,6 +167,11 @@
 	// apply some settings from config..
 	abandon_allowed = config.respawn
 
+
+/hook/startup/proc/loadMods()
+	world.load_mods()
+	return 1
+
 /world/proc/load_mods()
 	if(config.admin_legacy_system)
 		var/text = file2text("config/moderators.txt")
@@ -290,6 +254,13 @@
 var/failed_db_connections = 0
 var/failed_old_db_connections = 0
 
+/hook/startup/proc/connectDB()
+	if(!setup_database_connection())
+		world.log << "Your server failed to establish a connection with the feedback database."
+	else
+		world.log << "Feedback database connection established."
+	return 1
+
 proc/setup_database_connection()
 
 	if(failed_db_connections > FAILED_DB_CONNECTION_CUTOFF)	//If it failed to establish a connection more than 5 times in a row, don't bother attempting to conenct anymore.
@@ -325,7 +296,12 @@ proc/establish_db_connection()
 		return 1
 
 
-
+/hook/startup/proc/connectOldDB()
+	if(!setup_old_database_connection())
+		world.log << "Your server failed to establish a connection with the SQL database."
+	else
+		world.log << "SQL database connection established."
+	return 1
 
 //These two procs are for the old database, while it's being phased out. See the tgstation.sql file in the SQL folder for more information.
 proc/setup_old_database_connection()
diff --git a/icons/mob/head.dmi b/icons/mob/head.dmi
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diff --git a/icons/mob/suit.dmi b/icons/mob/suit.dmi
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diff --git a/icons/obj/ammo.dmi b/icons/obj/ammo.dmi
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diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/hats.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/hats.dmi
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diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/uniforms.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/uniforms.dmi
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diff --git a/icons/obj/custom_items.dmi b/icons/obj/custom_items.dmi
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diff --git a/icons/obj/food.dmi b/icons/obj/food.dmi
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diff --git a/icons/obj/gun.dmi b/icons/obj/gun.dmi
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