diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm b/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
index b68e1e61cd..8e1a382a86 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
@@ -91,7 +91,8 @@
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
 	if(M == user)
 		user << "You take a bite of the crayon and swallow it."
-//		user.nutrition += 5
+		user.nutrition += 1
+		user.reagents.add_reagent("crayon_dust",min(5,uses)/3)
 		if(uses)
 			uses -= 5
 			if(uses <= 0)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/paint.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/paint.dm
index fc122c185c..0606569c4f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/paint.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/paint.dm
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ var/global/list/cached_icons = list()
 	w_class = 3.0
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
 	possible_transfer_amounts = list(10,20,30,50,70)
-	volume = 70
+	volume = 60
 	flags = OPENCONTAINER
 	var/paint_type = ""
 
@@ -33,7 +33,13 @@ var/global/list/cached_icons = list()
 		else if(paint_type && lentext(paint_type) > 0)
 			name = paint_type + " " + name
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("paint_[paint_type]", volume)
+		reagents.add_reagent("water", volume*3/5)
+		reagents.add_reagent("plasticide", volume/5)
+		if(paint_type == "white") //why don't white crayons exist
+			reagents.add_reagent("aluminum", volume/5)
+		else
+			reagents.add_reagent("crayon_dust_[paint_type]", volume/5)
+		reagents.handle_reactions()
 
 	on_reagent_change() //Until we have a generic "paint", this will give new colours to all paints in the can
 		var/mixedcolor = mix_color_from_reagents(reagents.reagent_list)
@@ -44,6 +50,10 @@ var/global/list/cached_icons = list()
 		icon_state = "paint_red"
 		paint_type = "red"
 
+	yellow
+		icon_state = "paint_yellow"
+		paint_type = "yellow"
+
 	green
 		icon_state = "paint_green"
 		paint_type = "green"
@@ -52,17 +62,13 @@ var/global/list/cached_icons = list()
 		icon_state = "paint_blue"
 		paint_type = "blue"
 
-	yellow
-		icon_state = "paint_yellow"
-		paint_type = "yellow"
-
 	violet
 		icon_state = "paint_violet"
-		paint_type = "violet"
+		paint_type = "purple"
 
 	black
 		icon_state = "paint_black"
-		paint_type = "black"
+		paint_type = "gray"
 
 	white
 		icon_state = "paint_white"
@@ -81,71 +87,6 @@ var/global/list/cached_icons = list()
 	item_state = "paintcan"
 	w_class = 3.0
 
-/obj/item/weapon/paint/red
-	name = "red paint"
-	color = "FF0000"
-	icon_state = "paint_red"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paint/green
-	name = "green paint"
-	color = "00FF00"
-	icon_state = "paint_green"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paint/blue
-	name = "blue paint"
-	color = "0000FF"
-	icon_state = "paint_blue"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paint/yellow
-	name = "yellow paint"
-	color = "FFFF00"
-	icon_state = "paint_yellow"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paint/violet
-	name = "violet paint"
-	color = "FF00FF"
-	icon_state = "paint_violet"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paint/black
-	name = "black paint"
-	color = "333333"
-	icon_state = "paint_black"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paint/white
-	name = "white paint"
-	color = "FFFFFF"
-	icon_state = "paint_white"
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paint/anycolor
-	gender= PLURAL
-	name = "any color"
-	icon_state = "paint_neutral"
-
-	attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-		var/t1 = input(user, "Please select a color:", "Locking Computer", null) in list( "red", "blue", "green", "yellow", "black", "white")
-		if ((user.get_active_hand() != src || user.stat || user.restrained()))
-			return
-		switch(t1)
-			if("red")
-				color = "FF0000"
-			if("blue")
-				color = "0000FF"
-			if("green")
-				color = "00FF00"
-			if("yellow")
-				color = "FFFF00"
-			if("violet")
-				color = "FF00FF"
-			if("white")
-				color = "FFFFFF"
-			if("black")
-				color = "333333"
-		icon_state = "paint_[t1]"
-		add_fingerprint(user)
-		return
-
-
 /obj/item/weapon/paint/afterattack(turf/target, mob/user as mob, proximity)
 	if(!proximity) return
 	if(!istype(target) || istype(target, /turf/space))
@@ -171,7 +112,7 @@ var/global/list/cached_icons = list()
 			target.icon = initial(target.icon)
 		return
 */
-
+/*
 datum/reagent/paint
 	name = "Paint"
 	id = "paint_"
@@ -179,15 +120,7 @@ datum/reagent/paint
 	color = "#808080"
 	description = "This paint will only adhere to floor tiles."
 
-	reaction_turf(var/turf/T, var/volume)
-		if(!istype(T) || istype(T, /turf/space))
-			return
-		T.color = color
 
-	reaction_obj(var/obj/O, var/volume)
-		..()
-		if(istype(O,/obj/item/weapon/light))
-			O.color = color
 
 	red
 		name = "Red Paint"
@@ -235,3 +168,4 @@ datum/reagent/paint_remover
 		if(istype(T) && T.icon != initial(T.icon))
 			T.icon = initial(T.icon)
 		return
+*/
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Colours.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Colours.dm
index a59147e85f..aaae973d95 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Colours.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Colours.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,6 @@
 	var/list/greencolor = new /list(contents)
 	var/list/bluecolor = new /list(contents)
 	var/i
-
 	//fill the list of weights
 	for(i=1; i<=contents; i++)
 		var/datum/reagent/re = reagent_list[i]
@@ -17,7 +16,6 @@
 			reagentweight *= 20 //Paint colours a mixture twenty times as much
 		weight[i] = reagentweight
 
-
 	//fill the lists of colours
 	for(i=1; i<=contents; i++)
 		var/datum/reagent/re = reagent_list[i]
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm
index 78a48cf8e0..6c6c194af5 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm
@@ -79,9 +79,9 @@ datum
 					if(A.volume > the_volume)
 						the_volume = A.volume
 						the_reagent = A
-				
+
 				return the_reagent
-			
+
 			get_master_reagent_name()
 				var/the_name = null
 				var/the_volume = 0
@@ -353,8 +353,11 @@ datum
 								if(C.result)
 									feedback_add_details("chemical_reaction","[C.result]|[C.result_amount*multiplier]")
 									multiplier = max(multiplier, 1) //this shouldnt happen ...
-									add_reagent(C.result, C.result_amount*multiplier)
-									set_data(C.result, preserved_data)
+									if(!isnull(C.resultcolor)) //paints
+										add_reagent(C.result, C.result_amount*multiplier, C.resultcolor)
+									else
+										add_reagent(C.result, C.result_amount*multiplier)
+										set_data(C.result, preserved_data)
 
 									//add secondary products
 									for(var/S in C.secondary_results)
@@ -458,7 +461,7 @@ datum
 									else R.reaction_obj(A, R.volume+volume_modifier)
 				return
 
-			add_reagent(var/reagent, var/amount, var/list/data=null, var/safety = 0)
+			add_reagent(var/reagent, var/amount, var/data=null, var/safety = 0)
 				if(!isnum(amount)) return 1
 				update_total()
 				if(total_volume + amount > maximum_volume) amount = (maximum_volume - total_volume) //Doesnt fit in. Make it disappear. Shouldnt happen. Will happen.
@@ -469,7 +472,6 @@ datum
 					if (R.id == reagent)
 						R.volume += amount
 						update_total()
-						my_atom.on_reagent_change()
 
 						// mix dem viruses
 						if(R.id == "blood" && reagent == "blood")
@@ -495,9 +497,23 @@ datum
 											if(!istype(D, /datum/disease/advance))
 												preserve += D
 										R.data["viruses"] = preserve
-
+						if(R.id == "paint" && reagent == "paint")
+							if(R.color && data)
+								var/list/mix = new /list(2)
+								//fill the list
+								var/datum/reagent/paint/P = chemical_reagents_list["paint"]
+								var/datum/reagent/paint/P1 = new P.type()
+								P1.color = R.color
+								P1.volume = R.volume - amount //since we just increased that
+								var/datum/reagent/paint/P2 = new P.type()
+								P2.color = data
+								P2.volume = amount
+								mix[1] = P1
+								mix[2] = P2
+								R.color = mix_color_from_reagents(mix)
 						if(!safety)
 							handle_reactions()
+						my_atom.on_reagent_change()
 						return 0
 
 				var/datum/reagent/D = chemical_reagents_list[reagent]
@@ -507,7 +523,10 @@ datum
 					reagent_list += R
 					R.holder = src
 					R.volume = amount
-					SetViruses(R, data) // Includes setting data
+					if(reagent == "paint")
+						R.color = data
+					else
+						SetViruses(R, data) // Includes setting data for blood
 
 					//debug
 					//world << "Adding data"
@@ -611,6 +630,7 @@ datum
 					my_atom.reagents = null
 
 			copy_data(var/datum/reagent/current_reagent)
+				if (current_reagent.id == "paint") return current_reagent.color
 				if (!current_reagent || !current_reagent.data) return null
 				if (!istype(current_reagent.data, /list)) return current_reagent.data
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
index 7f754e56b3..b2ac133cc5 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
@@ -851,7 +851,10 @@
 
 		//All types that you can put into the grinder to transfer the reagents to the beaker. !Put all recipes above this.!
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/pill = list(),
-		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food = list()
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food = list(),
+
+		//Crayons
+		/obj/item/toy/crayon = list()
 	)
 
 	var/list/juice_items = list (
@@ -1186,6 +1189,21 @@
 				break
 		remove_object(O)
 
+	//crayons
+	for (var/obj/item/toy/crayon/O in holdingitems)
+		if (beaker.reagents.total_volume >= beaker.reagents.maximum_volume)
+			break
+		var/amount = round(O.uses/3) //full crayon gives 10 juice
+		var/dustcolour = "red"
+		if (O.colourName == "mime")
+			dustcolour = "grey" //black+white
+		else if (O.colourName == "rainbow")
+			dustcolour = "brown" //mix of all colours
+		else if (!isnull(O.colourName)) //all other defined colours
+			dustcolour = O.colourName
+		beaker.reagents.add_reagent("crayon_dust_[dustcolour]",amount)
+		remove_object(O)
+
 	//Everything else - Transfers reagents from it into beaker
 	for (var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/O in holdingitems)
 		if (beaker.reagents.total_volume >= beaker.reagents.maximum_volume)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
index e92a803b1e..6e2103e842 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@ datum
 			on_new(var/data)
 				return
 
-			// Called when two reagents of the same are mixing.
+			// Called when two reagents of the same are mixing. <-- Blatant lies
 			on_merge(var/data)
 				return
 
@@ -1515,6 +1515,78 @@ datum
 				..()
 				return
 
+//////////////////////////Ground crayons/////////////////////
+
+
+		crayon_dust
+			name = "Crayon dust"
+			id = "crayon_dust"
+			description = "Intensely coloured powder obtained by grinding crayons."
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			color = "#888888"
+			overdose = 5
+
+			red
+				name = "Red crayon dust"
+				id = "crayon_dust_red"
+				color = "#FE191A"
+
+			orange
+				name = "Orange crayon dust"
+				id = "crayon_dust_orange"
+				color = "#FFBE4F"
+
+			yellow
+				name = "Yellow crayon dust"
+				id = "crayon_dust_yellow"
+				color = "#FDFE7D"
+
+			green
+				name = "Green crayon dust"
+				id = "crayon_dust_green"
+				color = "#18A31A"
+
+			blue
+				name = "Blue crayon dust"
+				id = "crayon_dust_blue"
+				color = "#247CFF"
+
+			purple
+				name = "Purple crayon dust"
+				id = "crayon_dust_purple"
+				color = "#CC0099"
+
+			grey //Mime
+				name = "Grey crayon dust"
+				id = "crayon_dust_grey"
+				color = "#808080"
+
+			brown //Rainbow
+				name = "Brown crayon dust"
+				id = "crayon_dust_brown"
+				color = "#846F35"
+
+//////////////////////////Paint//////////////////////////////
+
+		paint
+			name = "Paint"
+			id = "paint"
+			description = "This paint will stick to almost any object"
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			color = "#808080"
+			overdose = 15
+
+			reaction_turf(var/turf/T, var/volume)
+				if(!istype(T) || istype(T, /turf/space))
+					return
+				T.color = color
+
+			reaction_obj(var/obj/O, var/volume)
+				..()
+				if(istype(O,/obj/item/weapon/light))
+					O.color = color
+
+
 //////////////////////////Poison stuff///////////////////////
 
 		toxin
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
index b9c657f97e..4d6b44fb84 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@ datum
 		var/name = null
 		var/id = null
 		var/result = null
+		var/resultcolor = null //for paint
 		var/list/required_reagents = new/list()
 		var/list/required_catalysts = new/list()
 
@@ -131,7 +132,7 @@ datum
 			name = "Water"
 			id = "water"
 			result = "water"
-			required_reagents = list("oxygen" = 2, "hydrogen" = 1)
+			required_reagents = list("oxygen" = 1, "hydrogen" = 2)
 			result_amount = 1
 
 		thermite
@@ -1344,6 +1345,109 @@ datum
 				var/obj/effect/golemrune/Z = new /obj/effect/golemrune
 				Z.loc = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
 				Z.announce_to_ghosts()
+
+//////////////////////////////////////////PAINT///////////////////////////////////////////
+//Crayon dust -> paint
+		red_paint
+			name = "Red paint"
+			id = "red_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#FE191A"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "crayon_dust_red" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		orange_paint
+			name = "Orange paint"
+			id = "orange_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#FFBE4F"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "crayon_dust_orange" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		yellow_paint
+			name = "Yellow paint"
+			id = "yellow_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#FDFE7D"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "crayon_dust_yellow" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		green_paint
+			name = "Green paint"
+			id = "green_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#18A31A"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "crayon_dust_green" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		blue_paint
+			name = "Blue paint"
+			id = "blue_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#247CFF"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "crayon_dust_blue" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		purple_paint
+			name = "Purple paint"
+			id = "purple_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#CC0099"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "crayon_dust_purple" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		grey_paint //mime
+			name = "Grey paint"
+			id = "grey_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#808080"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "crayon_dust_grey" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		brown_paint
+			name = "Brown paint"
+			id = "brown_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#846F35"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "crayon_dust_brown" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+//Ghetto reactions
+
+		blood_paint
+			name = "Blood paint"
+			id = "blood_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#FE191A"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "blood" = 2)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		milk_paint
+			name = "Milk paint"
+			id = "milk_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#F0F8FF"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "milk" = 5)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+		carbon_paint
+			name = "Carbon paint"
+			id = "carbon_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#333333"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "carbon" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
+//Aluminum "non-ghetto" white paint
+
+		aluminum_paint
+			name = "Aluminum paint"
+			id = "aluminum_paint"
+			result = "paint"
+			resultcolor = "#F0F8FF"
+			required_reagents = list("plasticide" = 1, "water" = 3, "aluminum" = 1)
+			result_amount = 5
+
 //////////////////////////////////////////FOOD MIXTURES////////////////////////////////////
 
 		tofu