diff --git a/code/modules/mining/abandonedcrates.dm b/code/modules/mining/abandonedcrates.dm
index 311454414a..c5f4c2d2dd 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/abandonedcrates.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/abandonedcrates.dm
@@ -20,41 +20,129 @@
 		code += dig
 		digits -= dig  // Player can enter codes with matching digits, but there are never matching digits in the answer
 	
-	var/loot = rand(1, 13)
+	var/loot = rand(1, 100)
 	switch(loot)
-		if(1)
+		if(1 to 5) // Common things go, 5%
 			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/rum(src)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ambrosiadeus(src)
 			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/whiskey(src)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ambrosiadeus(src)
 			new/obj/item/weapon/flame/lighter/zippo(src)
-		if(2)
+		if(6 to 10)
 			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/drill(src)
 			new/obj/item/device/taperecorder(src)
 			new/obj/item/clothing/suit/space(src)
 			new/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space(src)
-		if(3)
+		if(11 to 15)
 			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/bluespace(src)
-		if(4 to 5)
+		if(16 to 20)
 			for(var/i = 0, i < 10, i++)
 				new/obj/item/weapon/ore/diamond(src)
-		if(6)
+		if(21 to 25)
 			for(var/i = 0, i < 3, i++)
 				new/obj/machinery/portable_atmospherics/hydroponics(src)
-		if(7)
+		if(26 to 30)
 			for(var/i = 0, i < 3, i++)
 				new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/noreact(src)
-		if(8 to 10)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/melee/classic_baton(src)
-		if(11)
+		if(31 to 35)
+			spawn_money(rand(300,800), src)
+		if(36 to 40)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton(src)
+		if(41 to 45)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/red(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/blue(src)
+		if(46 to 50)
 			new/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon(src)
 			for(var/i = 0, i < 7, i++)
 				new/obj/item/clothing/tie/horrible(src)
-		if(12)
-			new/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts(src)
-			new/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/red(src)
-			new/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/blue(src)
-		if(13)
-			new/obj/item/weapon/melee/baton(src)
+		if(51 to 52) // Uncommon, 2% each
+			new/obj/item/weapon/melee/classic_baton(src)
+		if(53 to 54)
+			new/obj/item/latexballon(src)
+		if(55 to 56)
+			var/newitem = pick(typesof(/obj/item/toy/prize) - /obj/item/toy/prize)
+			new newitem(src)
+		if(57 to 58)
+			new/obj/item/toy/syndicateballoon(src)
+		if(59 to 60)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/rig(src)
+		if(61 to 62)
+			for(var/i = 0, i < 12, ++i)
+				new/obj/item/clothing/head/kitty(src)
+		if(63 to 64)
+			var/t = rand(4,7)
+			for(var/i = 0, i < t, ++i)
+				var/newcoin = pick(/obj/item/weapon/coin/silver, /obj/item/weapon/coin/silver, /obj/item/weapon/coin/silver, /obj/item/weapon/coin/iron, /obj/item/weapon/coin/iron, /obj/item/weapon/coin/iron, /obj/item/weapon/coin/gold, /obj/item/weapon/coin/diamond, /obj/item/weapon/coin/phoron, /obj/item/weapon/coin/uranium, /obj/item/weapon/coin/platinum)
+				new newcoin(src)
+		if(65 to 66)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/suit/ianshirt(src)
+		if(67 to 68)
+			var/t = rand(4,7)
+			for(var/i = 0, i < t, ++i)
+				var/newitem = pick(typesof(/obj/item/weapon/stock_parts) - /obj/item/weapon/stock_parts - /obj/item/weapon/stock_parts/subspace)
+				new newitem(src)
+		if(69 to 70)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/silver(src)
+		if(71 to 72)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/drill(src)
+		if(73 to 74)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/jackhammer(src)
+		if(75 to 76)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/diamond(src)
+		if(77 to 78)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/diamonddrill(src)
+		if(79 to 80)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/gold(src)
+		if(81 to 82)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/pickaxe/plasmacutter(src)
+		if(83 to 84)
+			new/obj/item/toy/katana(src)
+		if(85 to 86)
+			new/obj/item/seeds/random(src)
+		if(87) // Rarest things, some are unobtainble otherwise, some are just robust,  1% each
+			new/obj/item/weed_extract(src)
+		if(88)
+			new/obj/item/xenos_claw(src)
+		if(89)
+			new/obj/item/organ/xenos/plasmavessel(src)
+		if(90)
+			new/obj/item/organ/heart(src)
+		if(91)
+			new/obj/item/device/soulstone(src)
+		if(92)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/katana(src)
+		if(93)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/xraymut(src) // Probably the least OP
+		if(94) // Why the hell not
+			new/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/clown(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/clown(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes(src)
+			new/obj/item/device/pda/clown(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat(src)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/bikehorn(src)
+			//new/obj/item/weapon/stamp/clown(src) I'd add it, but only clowns can use it
+			new/obj/item/toy/crayon/rainbow(src)
+			new/obj/item/toy/waterflower(src)
+		if(95)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/under/mime(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/shoes/black(src)
+			new/obj/item/device/pda/mime(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/gloves/white(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/mime(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/head/beret(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/suit/suspenders(src)
+			new/obj/item/toy/crayon/mime(src)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bottleofnothing(src)
+		if(96)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/vampiric(src)
+		if(97)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/archaeological_find(src)
+		if(98)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword(src)
+		if(99)
+			new/obj/item/weapon/storage/belt/champion(src)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/mask/luchador(src)
+		if(100)
+			new/obj/item/clothing/head/bearpelt(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/loot/togglelock(mob/user as mob)
 	if(locked)