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Removed Fart event, fixed copypasta x999, added the telepads to the machines list.
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@@ -8,7 +8,10 @@
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use_power = 1
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idle_power_usage = 200
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active_power_usage = 5000
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/obj/machinery/telepad/New()
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..()
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/obj/machinery/telepad/Del()
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..()
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//CARGO TELEPAD//
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/obj/machinery/telepad_cargo
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name = "cargo telepad"
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@@ -20,7 +23,10 @@
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idle_power_usage = 20
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active_power_usage = 500
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var/stage = 0
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/obj/machinery/telepad_cargo/New()
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..()
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/obj/machinery/telepad_cargo/Del()
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..()
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/obj/machinery/telepad_cargo/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
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if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/wrench))
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anchored = 0
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@@ -1,8 +1,3 @@
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/area/telescience
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name = "\improper Telescience Lab"
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icon_state = "teleporter"
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music = "signal"
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/obj/machinery/computer/telescience
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name = "Telepad Control Console"
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desc = "Used to teleport objects to and from the telescience telepad."
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@@ -57,21 +52,23 @@
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popup.set_content(t)
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popup.open()
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return
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/obj/machinery/computer/telescience/proc/sparks()
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in machines)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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s.set_up(5, 1, L)
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s.start()
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/obj/machinery/computer/telescience/proc/telefail()
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if(prob(65))
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if(prob(75))
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sparks()
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for(var/mob/O in hearers(src, null))
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O.show_message("\red The telepad weakly fizzles.", 2)
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in world)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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s.set_up(5, 1, L)
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s.start()
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return
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if(prob(10))
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// Irradiate everyone in telescience!
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in world)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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sparks()
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for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in viewers(L, null))
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M.apply_effect((rand(25, 50)), IRRADIATE, 0)
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M << "\red You feel strange."
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@@ -83,35 +80,23 @@
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O.show_message("\red The telepad flashes with a strange light, and you have a sudden surge of allegiance toward the true dark one!", 2)
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O.mind.make_Cultist()
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temp.grant_runeword(O)
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in world)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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s.set_up(5, 1, L)
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s.start()
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sparks()
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return
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if(prob(1))
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// VIVA LA FUCKING REVOLUTION BITCHES, SUPER LOW CHANCE, CAN HARDLY HAPPEN
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for(var/mob/living/carbon/O in viewers(src, null))
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O.show_message("\red The telepad flashes with a strange light, and you see all kind of images flash through your mind, of murderous things Nanotrasen has done, and you decide to rebel!", 2)
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O.mind.make_Rev()
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in world)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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s.set_up(5, 1, L)
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s.start()
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sparks()
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return
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if(prob(10))
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// *fart
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if(prob(5))
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// damn it a meteor
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for(var/mob/living/carbon/O in viewers(src, null))
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O.show_message("\red The telepad flashes with a rainbow light, and a portal opens, to what appears to be a Galactic Space Authority owned station. There is an Assistant mooning you through the portal, and-Oh god, he farted! The bad smell of the fart knocks you down.", 2)
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O.Weaken(10)
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in world)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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s.set_up(5, 1, L)
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s.start()
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O.show_message("\red You get a ominous feeling as the teleporter fizzles out.", 2)
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spawn_meteors(number = 1)
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sparks()
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return
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if(prob(15))
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if(prob(5))
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// The OH SHIT FUCK GOD DAMN IT LYNCH THE SCIENTISTS event.
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for(var/mob/living/carbon/O in viewers(src, null))
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O.show_message("\red The telepad changes colors rapidly, and opens a portal, and you see what your mind seems to think is the very threads that hold the pattern of the universe together, and a eerie sense of paranoia creeps into you.", 2)
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@@ -125,16 +110,11 @@
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if(3)
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spacevine_infestation()
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spacevine_infestation()
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in world)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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s.set_up(5, 1, L)
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s.start()
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sparks()
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return
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if(prob(10))
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// HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
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for(var/mob/living/carbon/M in hearers(src, null))
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M << sound('sound/items/AirHorn.ogg')
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if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
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var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
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@@ -150,15 +130,11 @@
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M.Paralyse(4)
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else
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M.make_jittery(500)
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in world)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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s.set_up(5, 1, L)
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s.start()
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sparks()
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return
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if(prob(5))
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// They did the mash! (They did the monster mash!) The monster mash! (It was a graveyard smash!)
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// copied from gold slime code because it's efficient
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sparks()
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for(var/obj/machinery/telepad/E in world)
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var/L = get_turf(E)
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var/blocked = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile,
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@@ -188,6 +164,10 @@
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s.start()
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flick("pad-beam", E)
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usr << "\blue Teleport successful."
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var/sparks = get_turf(target)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/y = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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y.set_up(5, 1, sparks)
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y.start()
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for(var/obj/item/OI in L)
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do_teleport(OI, target, 0)
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for(var/obj/structure/closet/OC in L)
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@@ -211,6 +191,10 @@
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s.start()
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flick("pad-beam", E)
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usr << "\blue Teleport successful."
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var/sparks = get_turf(T)
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var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/y = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
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y.set_up(5, 1, sparks)
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y.start()
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for(var/obj/item/ROI in G)
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do_teleport(ROI, E, 0)
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for(var/obj/structure/closet/ROC in G)
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@@ -247,13 +231,8 @@
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if(teles_left > 0)
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teles_left -= 1
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dosend()
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else // oh no, the telepad is uncalibrated!
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if(prob(35))
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// 35% chance it will work
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dosend()
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else
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// OH NO YOU IDIOT
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telefail()
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else
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dosend()
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return
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return
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