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/obj/item/weapon/deck/cagse/black/card_text_list = list(
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"Why am I itchy?",
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"Today, Security shot ____.",
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"The Chaplain this shift is worshiping _____.",
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"Cargo ordered a crate full of _____.",
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"An ERT was called due to ______.",
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"Alert! The Colony Director has armed themselves with _____.",
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"Current Laws: ________ is your master.",
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"Current Laws: ________ is the enemy.",
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"_____ vented the entirety of Cargo.",
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"Today, science found an anomaly that made people ____ and ____.",
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"There was a rap battle between ____ and ____.",
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"Caution, ______ have been detected in collision course with the station.",
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"Today's kitchen menu includes _______.",
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"What did the mercenaries want when they attacked the station?",
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"I think the Colony Director is insane. He just demanded ______ in his office.",
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"Fuckin' scientists, they just turned Misc. Research into _______ .",
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"What's my fetish?",
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"Hello, _______ here with _______",
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"No one else was at _______, they wouldn't understand the ______",
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"Why am I shivering?",
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"What is this world coming to? First, ________, now _______",
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"NanoTrasen's labor union decided to use _____ to raise employee morale.",
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"The Chemist's drug of choice is ______",
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"It is common practice for _______ to ______ on Moghes.",
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"Mercurial Colonies are _____.",
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"The Skrell are celebrating _____ today.",
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"_____ is/are why I'm afraid of the maintenance tunnels.",
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"_____ used ____ to create their newest invention, _____!",
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"Scientists are not allowed to make Gatling _____.",
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"It's not a party until the ____ arrive.",
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"No matter how many Tajaran you have, _____ is never acceptable.",
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"No, the AI's first law is NOT to serve _____.",
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"The robots are not disposal bins for your _____.",
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"You can never have too many _____ on shift.",
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//Above are the custom cards from VOREStation, below are from CHOMPStation
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"I had a confused boner after the Overseer showed me a video of _____.",
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"Right after being resleeved by the CMO, I was _____.",
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"R&D finally came around and developed _____.",
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"After accidentally touching the supermatter crystal, the first thing I saw in the afterlife was _____.",
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"In order to appear friendlier towards the crew, security officers started offering complimentary _____.",
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"Since nobody ever sets their suit sensors, Medbay has resorted to using _____ as encouragement.",
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"New rule at the bar: _____ is now forbidden.",
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"The bartender fired two beanbag shells into a patron after they were seen doing _____.",
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"After becoming good friends with the Head of Security, they finally let me see their _____ collection.",
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"(Pick 2) ATTENTION: The clown is now wanted for possession of _____ and _____.",
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"After being caught growing ambrosia, the botanist resorted to recreational _____ to cope.",
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"I never expected to find _____ in maintenance.",
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"Nobody was heard from again after _____ escaped from xenobiology.",
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"_____: Everyone does it.",
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"(Pick 2) In exchange for _____, the chef gave me _____.",
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"Due to an operating procedure misunderstanding, security officers have been using _____ to process their prisoners.",
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"The roboticist keeps building cyborgs to satisfy his _____ fetish, instead of building mechs.",
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"Dare dice always ends with _____.",
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"The newest rule for dare dice means that the second lowest roller has to wear nothing but _____.",
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//Official cards below here
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"(Pick 2) Before _____, all we had was_____.",
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"(Pick 2) That's right I killed _____. How, you ask? _____.",
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"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
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"What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?",
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"What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
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"What's that sound?",
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"What's the new fad diet?",
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"(Pick 2) Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _____, I won’t stop you. Just steer clear of _____.",
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"(Pick 2) Having problems with _____? Try _____!",
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"(Pick 2) After months of practice with _____, I think I’m finally ready for _____.",
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"Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door."
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