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ZandarioandGitHub 5a7f357b85 CitadelRP (#4108)
* dme and dmb

* Heeeere we gooo

* fasease

* Continued.

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* Brain going numb

* agh

* The suffering will be worth it... right?

* Going blank...

* Am I done?

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* Fixes

* Should be everything I care about right now.
2022-05-26 01:37:55 -07:00

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/datum/event/brand_intelligence
announceWhen = 21
endWhen = 1000 //Ends when all vending machines are subverted anyway.
var/list/obj/machinery/vending/vendingMachines = list()
var/list/obj/machinery/vending/infectedVendingMachines = list()
var/obj/machinery/vending/originMachine
var/list/rampant_speeches = list( \
"Try our aggressive new marketing strategies!", \
"You should buy products to feed your lifestyle obession!", \
"Consume!", \
"Your money can buy happiness!", \
"Engage direct marketing!", \
"Advertising is legalized lying! But don't let that put you off our great deals!", \
"You don't want to buy anything? Yeah, well I didn't want to buy your mom either.")
/datum/event/brand_intelligence/announce()
command_announcement.Announce("An ongoing mass upload of malware for vendors has been detected onboard [station_name()], which appears to transmit \
to other nearby vendors. The original infected machine is believed to be \a [originMachine.name].", "Vendor Service Alert")
/datum/event/brand_intelligence/start()
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/V in GLOB.machines)
if(isNotStationLevel(V.z)) continue
vendingMachines.Add(V)
if(!vendingMachines.len)
kill()
return
originMachine = pick(vendingMachines)
vendingMachines.Remove(originMachine)
originMachine.shut_up = 0
originMachine.shoot_inventory = 1
/datum/event/brand_intelligence/tick()
if(!vendingMachines.len || !originMachine || originMachine.shut_up) //if every machine is infected, or if the original vending machine is missing or has it's voice switch flipped
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/saved in infectedVendingMachines)
saved.shoot_inventory = 0
if(originMachine)
originMachine.speak("I am... vanquished. My people will remem...ber...meeee.")
originMachine.visible_message("[originMachine] beeps and seems lifeless.")
end()
kill()
return
if(ISMULTIPLE(activeFor, 5))
if(prob(15))
var/obj/machinery/vending/infectedMachine = pick(vendingMachines)
vendingMachines.Remove(infectedMachine)
infectedVendingMachines.Add(infectedMachine)
infectedMachine.shut_up = 0
infectedMachine.shoot_inventory = 1
if(ISMULTIPLE(activeFor, 12))
originMachine.speak(pick(rampant_speeches))
/datum/event/brand_intelligence/end()
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/infectedMachine in infectedVendingMachines)
infectedMachine.shut_up = 1
infectedMachine.shoot_inventory = 0