diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
index 7cb8ce9538..b09f30c6f9 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
@@ -251,6 +251,8 @@
 	var/static/regex/dab_words = regex("dab|mood") //CITADEL CHANGE
 	var/static/regex/snap_words = regex("snap") //CITADEL CHANGE
 	var/static/regex/bwoink_words = regex("what the fuck are you doing|bwoink|hey you got a moment?") //CITADEL CHANGE
+	var/static/regex/gain_words = regex("gain|fatten|widen|get fatter|get fat") //GS13
+	var/static/regex/inflate_words = regex("blimp|balloon|inflate|bloat") //GS13
 
 	var/i = 0
 	//STUN
@@ -581,6 +583,19 @@
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(playsound), get_turf(user), 'sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg', 300, 1), 25)
 	//END CITADEL CHANGES
 
+
+	//GS13 STUFF
+	else if((findtext(message, inflate_words)))
+		cooldown = COOLDOWN_MEME
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/gainer in listeners)
+			gainer.fullness += 200 //this probably  needs a pref lock...
+
+	//GAIN
+	else if((findtext(message, gain_words)))
+		cooldown = COOLDOWN_MEME
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/gainer in listeners)
+			gainer.adjust_fatness(500, FATTENING_TYPE_MAGIC)
+
 	else
 		cooldown = COOLDOWN_NONE