diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
index db55b0414c..e3fedecc1d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
@@ -351,6 +351,61 @@
 	if(!contents.len)
 		. += "[icon_state]_empty"
 
+//Derringer "Cigarettes"//
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer
+	name = "\improper Robust packet"
+	desc = "Smoked by the robust."
+	icon_state = "robust"
+	spawn_type = /obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/traitor
+
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer/ComponentInitialize()
+	. = ..()
+	var/datum/component/storage/STR = GetComponent(/datum/component/storage)
+	STR.max_items = 6
+	STR.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette, /obj/item/lighter, /obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer, /obj/item/ammo_casing/a357, /obj/item/ammo_casing/g4570))
+
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer/AltClick(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
+		return
+	var/obj/item/W = (locate(/obj/item/ammo_casing/a357) in contents) || (locate(/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette) in contents) //Easy access smokes and bullets
+	if(W && contents.len > 0)
+		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_TRY_STORAGE_TAKE, W, user)
+		user.put_in_hands(W)
+		contents -= W
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You take \a [W] out of the pack.</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There are no items left in the pack.</span>")
+
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer/PopulateContents()
+	new spawn_type(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_casing/a357(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_casing/a357(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_casing/a357(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_casing/a357(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/syndicate(src)
+
+//For traitors with luck/class
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer/gold
+	name = "\improper Robust Gold packet"
+	desc = "Smoked by the truly robust."
+	icon_state = "robustg"
+	spawn_type = /obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/gold
+
+//For operatives, bound in a ka-tet.
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer/midworld
+	name = "\improper Midworld's Green Bend"
+	desc = "The wheel of Ka turns, Gunslinger."
+	icon_state = "slime"
+	spawn_type = /obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/nukeop
+
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer/midworld/PopulateContents()
+	new spawn_type(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_casing/g4570(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_casing/g4570(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_casing/g4570(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_casing/g4570(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/xeno(src)
+
 /////////////
 //CIGAR BOX//
 /////////////
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ballistic/revolver.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ballistic/revolver.dm
index c13a3c953d..ba5714812e 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ballistic/revolver.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ballistic/revolver.dm
@@ -73,3 +73,10 @@
 	name = ".38 DumDum bullet casing"
 	desc = "A .38 DumDum bullet casing."
 	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/bullet/c38/dumdum
+
+//.45-70 GOVT (Gunslinger's Derringer)
+
+/obj/item/ammo_casing/g4570
+	name= ".45-70 Govt bullet casing"
+	desc = "An exceedingly rare .45-70 Govt bullet casing."
+	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/bullet/g4570
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/boxes_magazines/internal/derringer.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/boxes_magazines/internal/derringer.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..f2dd39ee3c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/boxes_magazines/internal/derringer.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/internal/derr38
+	name = "derringer muzzle"
+	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/c38
+	caliber = "38"
+	max_ammo = 2
+
+/obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/internal/derr357
+	name = "\improper derringer muzzle"
+	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/a357
+	caliber = "357"
+	max_ammo = 2
+	multiload = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/ammo_box/internal/derr4570
+	name = "\improper derringer muzzle"
+	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/g4570
+	caliber = "45-70"
+	max_ammo = 2
+	multiload = FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/derringer.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/derringer.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..915fb35213
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/derringer.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer
+	name = ".38 Derringer"
+	desc = "A easily consealable derringer. Uses .38 ammo"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/guns/projectile.dmi'
+	icon_state = "derringer"
+	mag_type = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/internal/derr38
+	fire_sound = 'sound/weapons/gun/revolver/shot_alt.ogg'
+	casing_ejector = FALSE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/Initialize()
+	..()
+	transform *= 0.8 //Spriter too lazy to make icons smaller than default revolvers, local coder hacks in solution.
+
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/get_ammo(countchambered = FALSE, countempties = TRUE)
+	var/boolets = 0 //legacy var name maturity
+	if (chambered && countchambered)
+		boolets++
+	if (magazine)
+		boolets += magazine.ammo_count(countempties)
+	return boolets
+
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	var/live_ammo = get_ammo(FALSE, FALSE)
+	. += "[live_ammo ? live_ammo : "None"] of those are live rounds."
+
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/traitor
+	name = "\improper .357 Syndicate Derringer"
+	desc = "An easily consealable derriger, if not for the bright red and black. Uses .357 ammo"
+	icon_state = "derringer_syndie"
+	mag_type = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/internal/derr357
+
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/gold
+	name = "\improper Golden Derringer"
+	desc = "The golden sheen is somewhat counterintuitive as a stealth weapon, but it looks cool. Uses .357 ammo"
+	icon_state = "derringer_gold"
+	mag_type = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/internal/derr357
+
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/derringer/nukeop
+	name = "\improper Gunslinger's Derringer"
+	desc = "Sandalwood grip, wellkempt blue-grey steel barrels, and a crash like thunder itself. Uses the exceedingly rare 45-70 Govt. ammo"
+	icon_state = "derringer_syndie"
+	mag_type = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/internal/derr4570
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/bullets/revolver.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/bullets/revolver.dm
index ec3cadc31a..2fa70d49c5 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/bullets/revolver.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/bullets/revolver.dm
@@ -138,3 +138,13 @@
 	embedding = list(embed_chance=90, fall_chance=2, jostle_chance=5, ignore_throwspeed_threshold=TRUE, pain_stam_pct=0.4, pain_mult=5, jostle_pain_mult=6, rip_time=10)
 	wound_falloff_tile = -1
 	embed_falloff_tile = -5
+
+//.45-70 GOVT (Gunslinger's Derringer)
+//0bserver here. For all that is holy, do me a flavor, and do NOT allow people easy access to this ammo. This is meant for extremely lucky traitors, and nuclear operatives.
+
+/obj/item/projectile/bullet/g4570
+	name = ".45-70 Govt bullet"
+	damage = 60
+	armour_penetration = 40
+	wound_bonus = -80
+
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/uplink_stealth.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/uplink_stealth.dm
index 1bd75fa2b1..25d90a0c2d 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/uplink_stealth.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items/uplink_stealth.dm
@@ -39,6 +39,26 @@
 	item = /obj/item/toy/plush/carpplushie/dehy_carp
 	cost = 1
 
+datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/derringerpack
+	name = "Compact Derringer"
+	desc = "An easily concealable handgun capable of firing .357 rounds. Comes in an inconspicuious packet of cigarettes with additional munitions."
+	item = /obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer
+	cost = 8
+	surplus = 30
+
+/datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/derringerpack/purchase(mob/user, datum/component/uplink/U)
+	if(prob(1)) //For the 1%
+		item = /obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer/gold
+	..()
+
+datum/uplink_item/stalthy_weapons/derringerpack_nukie
+	name = "Antique Derringer"
+	desc = "An easy to conceal, yet extremely deadly handgun, capable of firing .45-70 Govt rounds. Comes in a unique pack of cigarettes with additional munitions."
+	item = /obj/storage/fancy/cigarettes/derringer/midworld
+	include_modes = list(/datum/game_mode/nuclear)
+	cost = 10
+	surplus = 2
+
 /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/edagger
 	name = "Energy Dagger"
 	desc = "A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off."
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index f59457ed2f..91392c5f8e 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -3090,6 +3090,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\boxes_magazines\internal\_cylinder.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\boxes_magazines\internal\_internal.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\boxes_magazines\internal\bow.dm"
+#include "code\modules\projectiles\boxes_magazines\internal\derringer.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\boxes_magazines\internal\grenade.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\boxes_magazines\internal\misc.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\boxes_magazines\internal\revolver.dm"
@@ -3101,6 +3102,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\guns\magic.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\guns\ballistic\automatic.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\guns\ballistic\bow.dm"
+#include "code\modules\projectiles\guns\ballistic\derringer.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\guns\ballistic\laser_gatling.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\guns\ballistic\launchers.dm"
 #include "code\modules\projectiles\guns\ballistic\magweapon.dm"