diff --git a/GainStation13/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/wisest_cow.dm b/GainStation13/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/wisest_cow.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..eaea0d2a01
--- /dev/null
+++ b/GainStation13/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/wisest_cow.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/wisdom/wisest
+	name = "Vernn"
+	desc = "The wisest of the wisdom cows, proudly kept by the Research Director as an appreciation of it's vast knowledge"
+	speak_chance = 13 // I will make it lower once I give it the sci headset. Don't want the scientists going insane...
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/wisdom/wisest/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	speak.Add("Prefer pushing from pulling", "Prefer pulling from pushing", "Do not ask the administration on how to utilize the self-pleasuring device", "Unwrenching a pipe with high pressure, will send you flying beyond measure", "Remember to tailor your hardsuit", "Beware the long-eared menace", "IT'S FUCKING FUUUUSIIIIING!!", "The all-consuming dark mass shall consume your workplace shortly", "Clowns and Engineers don't mix, and yet they are one and the same", "You will be shot in the back by a dragon dressed in blue")
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/CogStation/CogStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/CogStation/CogStation.dmm
index 8bf7aaf1f1..dff21990c3 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/CogStation/CogStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/CogStation/CogStation.dmm
@@ -72372,6 +72372,10 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/supplymain/visible,
 /turf/open/space/basic,
 /area/space/nearstation)
+"sVU" = (
+/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/wisdom/wisest,
+/turf/open/floor/carpet/purple,
+/area/command/heads_quarters/rd)
 "sWo" = (
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/trunk{
 	dir = 4
@@ -95690,7 +95694,7 @@ bgX
 csF
 csN
 biA
-biA
+sVU
 csL
 cDj
 cDy
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Snaxi/Snaxi.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Snaxi/Snaxi.dmm
index a4c157b869..9a9eb92d07 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Snaxi/Snaxi.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Snaxi/Snaxi.dmm
@@ -30406,6 +30406,19 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel,
 /area/maintenance/aft)
+"naO" = (
+/obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/scrubbers/hidden{
+	dir = 4
+	},
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/purple{
+	dir = 4
+	},
+/obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/purple{
+	dir = 8
+	},
+/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/wisdom/wisest,
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/checker,
+/area/command/heads_quarters/rd)
 "nbl" = (
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	icon_state = "1-2"
@@ -198491,7 +198504,7 @@ qqs
 qPD
 fCi
 gYK
-aod
+naO
 arx
 dYV
 vgD
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index e167c5dd4d..d133e7234c 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -4067,6 +4067,7 @@
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\language\tajara.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\loadout\backpack.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\loadout\gloves.dm"
+#include "GainStation13\code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\wisest_cow.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\game\objects\items\storage\fancy.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\cargo\packs\engineering.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\cargo\packs\materials.dm"