diff --git a/code/datums/components/crafting/recipes/recipes_misc.dm b/code/datums/components/crafting/recipes/recipes_misc.dm
index 86d1e77661..214c1b1427 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/crafting/recipes/recipes_misc.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/crafting/recipes/recipes_misc.dm
@@ -324,6 +324,13 @@
 	result = /obj/item/toy/sword/cx
 	subcategory = CAT_MISCELLANEOUS
 	category = CAT_MISC
+	
+/datum/crafting_recipe/catgirlplushie
+	name = "Catgirl Plushie"
+	reqs = list(/obj/item/toy/plush/hairball = 3)
+	result = /obj/item/toy/plush/catgirl
+	subcategory = CAT_MISCELLANEOUS
+	category = CAT_MISC
 
 ////////////
 //Unsorted//
diff --git a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
index 95177f6869..8f98917ed3 100644
--- a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_positive_events.dm
@@ -196,3 +196,7 @@
 	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>That work of art was so great it made me believe in the goodness of humanity. Says a lot in a place like this.</span>\n"
 	mood_change = 4
 	timeout = 4 MINUTES
+
+/datum/mood_event/cleared_stomach
+	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>Feels nice to get that out of the way!</span>\n"
+	mood_change = 3
diff --git a/code/datums/wounds/cuts.dm b/code/datums/wounds/cuts.dm
index 0ab3bbd5f8..59ce286884 100644
--- a/code/datums/wounds/cuts.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wounds/cuts.dm
@@ -152,6 +152,11 @@
 	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] licks the wounds on [victim]'s [limb.name].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You lick some of the wounds on [victim]'s [limb.name]</span>", ignored_mobs=victim)
 	to_chat(victim, "<span class='green'>[user] licks the wounds on your [limb.name]!</span")
 	blood_flow -= 0.5
+	if(isinsect(victim) || iscatperson(victim) || ismammal(victim) || isdwarf(victim) || ismonkey(victim)) // Yep you can lick monkeys.
+		user.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/hairball, 2)
+
+	else if(ishumanbasic(victim) || isflyperson(victim) || islizard(victim) || isdullahan(victim))
+		user.reagents.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/hairball, 1)
 
 	if(blood_flow > minimum_flow)
 		try_handling(user)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/plushes.dm b/code/game/objects/items/plushes.dm
index 00a9ff22f4..44205f4884 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/plushes.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/plushes.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
 	var/list/squeak_override //Weighted list; If you want your plush to have different squeak sounds use this
 	var/stuffed = TRUE //If the plushie has stuffing in it
+	var/unstuffable = FALSE //for plushies that can't be stuffed
 	var/obj/item/grenade/grenade //You can remove the stuffing from a plushie and add a grenade to it for *nefarious uses*
 	//--love ~<3--
 	gender = NEUTER
@@ -174,6 +175,9 @@
 /obj/item/toy/plush/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
 	if(I.get_sharpness())
 		if(!grenade)
+			if(unstuffable)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Nothing to do here.</span>")
+				return
 			if(!stuffed)
 				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You already murdered it!</span>")
 				return
@@ -187,6 +191,13 @@
 			grenade = null
 		return
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/grenade))
+		if(unstuffable)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>No... you should destroy it now!</span>")
+			sleep(10)
+			if(QDELETED(user) || QDELETED(src))
+				return
+			SEND_SOUND(user, 'sound/weapons/armbomb.ogg')
+			return
 		if(stuffed)
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to remove some stuffing first!</span>")
 			return
@@ -743,3 +754,14 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(valid_plushie_paths, valid_plushie_paths())
 	attack_verb = list("headbutt", "scritched", "bit")
 	squeak_override = list('modular_citadel/sound/voice/nya.ogg' = 1)
 	can_random_spawn = FALSE
+	
+	
+/obj/item/toy/plush/hairball
+	name = "Hairball"
+	desc = "A bundle of undigested fibers and scales. Yuck."
+	icon_state = "Hairball"
+	unstuffable = TRUE
+	young = TRUE // Your own mouth-baby.
+	squeak_override = list('sound/misc/splort.ogg'=1)
+	attack_verb = list("sploshed", "splorted", "slushed")
+	can_random_spawn = FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
index 5c5821381e..99e1f1481b 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
@@ -2336,3 +2336,53 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#E6E6DA"
 	taste_mult = 0
+
+
+/datum/reagent/hairball
+	name = "Hairball"
+	description = "A bundle of keratinous bits and fibers, not easily digestible."
+	reagent_state = SOLID
+	can_synth = FALSE
+	metabolization_rate = 0.05 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	taste_description = "wet hair"
+	var/amount = 0
+	var/knotted = FALSE
+
+/datum/reagent/hairball/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	amount = M.reagents.get_reagent_amount(/datum/reagent/hairball)
+
+	if(amount < 10)
+		if(prob(10))
+			M.losebreath += 1
+			M.emote("cough")
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You clear your throat.</span>")
+	else
+		if(!knotted)
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel a knot in your stomach.</span>")
+			knotted = TRUE
+
+		if(prob(5 + amount * 0.5)) // don't want this to cause too much damage
+			M.losebreath += 2
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel a knot in your throat.</span>")
+			M.emote("cough")
+
+		else if(prob(amount - 4))
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your stomach feels awfully bloated.</span>")
+			playsound(M,'sound/voice/catpeople/distressed.ogg', 50, FALSE)
+			M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] seems distressed!.</span>", ignored_mobs=M)
+
+		else if(prob(amount - 8))
+			knotted = FALSE
+			playsound(M,'sound/voice/catpeople/puking.ogg', 110, FALSE)
+			M.Immobilize(30)
+			sleep(30) //snowflake but it works, don't wanna proc this
+			if(QDELETED(M) || QDELETED(src)) //this handles race conditions about m or src not existing.
+				return
+			M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] throws up a hairball! Disgusting!</span>", ignored_mobs=M)
+			new /obj/item/toy/plush/hairball(get_turf(M))
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Aaaah that's better!</span>")
+			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "cleared_stomach", /datum/mood_event/cleared_stomach, name)
+			M.reagents.del_reagent(/datum/reagent/hairball)
+			return
+	..()
+	
diff --git a/icons/obj/plushes.dmi b/icons/obj/plushes.dmi
index 3abb25d8b2..11d02a46cc 100644
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diff --git a/sound/voice/catpeople/distressed.ogg b/sound/voice/catpeople/distressed.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..cebe73dffc
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diff --git a/sound/voice/catpeople/license.txt b/sound/voice/catpeople/license.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..7218480ddb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/sound/voice/catpeople/license.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+distressed_cat.ogg from Cat annoyed meow / wail by jbierfeldt at https://freesound.org/people/jbierfeldt/sounds/440735/, chopped up and ogged 
+cat_puking.ogg from catpuking mp3 by NoiseCollector and Mocha the cat at https://freesound.org/people/NoiseCollector/sounds/80778/, chopped up, volume altered and ogged 
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/sound/voice/catpeople/puking.ogg b/sound/voice/catpeople/puking.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..e19c10858f
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/voice/catpeople/puking.ogg differ