diff --git a/GainStation13/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/wisest_cow.dm b/GainStation13/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/wisest_cow.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..eaea0d2a01
--- /dev/null
+++ b/GainStation13/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/wisest_cow.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/wisdom/wisest
+	name = "Vernn"
+	desc = "The wisest of the wisdom cows, proudly kept by the Research Director as an appreciation of it's vast knowledge"
+	speak_chance = 13 // I will make it lower once I give it the sci headset. Don't want the scientists going insane...
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/wisdom/wisest/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	speak.Add("Prefer pushing from pulling", "Prefer pulling from pushing", "Do not ask the administration on how to utilize the self-pleasuring device", "Unwrenching a pipe with high pressure, will send you flying beyond measure", "Remember to tailor your hardsuit", "Beware the long-eared menace", "IT'S FUCKING FUUUUSIIIIING!!", "The all-consuming dark mass shall consume your workplace shortly", "Clowns and Engineers don't mix, and yet they are one and the same", "You will be shot in the back by a dragon dressed in blue")
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diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index e167c5dd4d..d133e7234c 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -4067,6 +4067,7 @@
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\language\tajara.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\loadout\backpack.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\loadout\gloves.dm"
+#include "GainStation13\code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\friendly\wisest_cow.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\game\objects\items\storage\fancy.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\cargo\packs\engineering.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\modules\cargo\packs\materials.dm"