diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm
index 7207adc4..e662b95b 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm
@@ -89,6 +89,15 @@
 	rend_desc = "Gently wafting with the sounds of endless laughter."
 	icon_state = "clownrender"
 
+/obj/item/veilrender/honkrender/honkhulkrender
+	name = "superior honk render"
+	desc = "A wicked curved blade of alien origin, recovered from the ruins of a vast circus. This one gleams with a special light."
+	spawn_type = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/clownhulk
+	spawn_amt = 5
+	activate_descriptor = "depression"
+	rend_desc = "Gently wafting with the sounds of mirthful grunting."
+	icon_state = "clownrender"
+
 ////TEAR IN REALITY
 
 /obj/singularity/wizard
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
index d2c8f1f2..33cca488 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown
 	name = "Clown"
 	desc = "A denizen of clown planet."
-	icon = 'icons/mob/simple_human.dmi'
+	icon = 'icons/mob/clown_mobs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "clown"
 	icon_living = "clown"
 	icon_dead = "clown_dead"
@@ -21,7 +21,6 @@
 	harm_intent_damage = 8
 	melee_damage_lower = 10
 	melee_damage_upper = 10
-	attacktext = "attacks"
 	attack_sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
 	obj_damage = 0
 	environment_smash = ENVIRONMENT_SMASH_NONE
@@ -32,15 +31,246 @@
 	minbodytemp = 270
 	maxbodytemp = 370
 	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 10
+	var/banana_time = 0 // If there's no time set it won't spawn.
+	var/banana_type = /obj/item/grown/bananapeel
+	var/attack_reagent
 
 	do_footstep = TRUE
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/handle_temperature_damage()
 	if(bodytemperature < minbodytemp)
 		adjustBruteLoss(10)
+		throw_alert("temp", /obj/screen/alert/cold, 2)
 	else if(bodytemperature > maxbodytemp)
 		adjustBruteLoss(15)
+		throw_alert("temp", /obj/screen/alert/hot, 3)
+	else
+		clear_alert("temp")
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
 	..()
 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/Life()
+	. = ..()
+	if(banana_time && banana_time < world.time)
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+		var/list/adjacent =  T.GetAtmosAdjacentTurfs(1)
+		new banana_type(pick(adjacent))
+		banana_time = world.time + rand(30,60)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/AttackingTarget()
+	. = ..()
+	if(attack_reagent && . && isliving(target))
+		var/mob/living/L = target
+		if(L.reagents)
+			L.reagents.add_reagent(attack_reagent, rand(1,5))
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/lube
+	name = "Living Lube"
+	desc = "A puddle of lube brought to life by the honkmother."
+	icon_state = "lube"
+	icon_living = "lube"
+	turns_per_move = 1
+	response_help = "dips a finger into"
+	response_disarm = "gently scoops and pours aside"
+	emote_see = list("bubbles", "oozes")
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/particle_effect/foam)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/lube/Life()
+	. = ..()
+	var/turf/open/OT = get_turf(src)
+	if(isopenturf(OT))
+		OT.MakeSlippery(TURF_WET_LUBE, 100)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/banana
+	name = "Clownana"
+	desc = "A fusion of clown and banana DNA birthed from a botany experiment gone wrong."
+	icon_state = "banana tree"
+	icon_living = "banana tree"
+	response_disarm = "peels"
+	response_harm = "peels"
+	turns_per_move = 1
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "YA-HONK!!!")
+	emote_see = list("honks", "bites into the banana", "plucks a banana off its head", "photosynthesizes")
+	maxHealth = 120
+	health = 120
+	speed = -10
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human, /obj/item/soap, /obj/item/seeds/banana)
+	banana_time = 20
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/honkling
+	name = "Honkling"
+	desc = "A divine being sent by the Honkmother to spread joy. It's not dangerous, but it's a bit of a nuisance."
+	icon_state = "honkling"
+	icon_living = "honkling"
+	turns_per_move = 1
+	speed = -10
+	harm_intent_damage = 1
+	melee_damage_lower = 1
+	melee_damage_upper = 1
+	attacktext = "cheers up"
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human, /obj/item/soap, /obj/item/seeds/banana/bluespace)
+	banana_type = /obj/item/grown/bananapeel
+	attack_reagent = /datum/reagent/consumable/laughter
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/fleshclown
+	name = "Fleshclown"
+	desc = "A being forged out of the pure essence of pranking, cursed into existence by a cruel maker."
+	icon_state = "fleshclown"
+	icon_living = "fleshclown"
+	response_help = "reluctantly pokes"
+	response_disarm = "sinks his hands into the spongy flesh of"
+	response_harm = "cleanses the world of"
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "I didn't ask for this", "I feel constant and horrible pain", "YA-HONK!!!", "this body is a merciless and unforgiving prison", "I was born out of mirthful pranking but I live in suffering")
+	emote_see = list("honks", "sweats", "jiggles", "contemplates its existence")
+	speak_chance = 5
+	dextrous = TRUE
+	ventcrawler = VENTCRAWLER_ALWAYS
+	maxHealth = 140
+	health = 140
+	speed = -5
+	melee_damage_upper = 15
+	attacktext = "limply slaps"
+	obj_damage = 5
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/bloated_human, /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human, /obj/item/soap)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/longface
+	name = "Longface"
+	desc = "Often found walking into the bar."
+	icon_state = "long face"
+	icon_living = "long face"
+	turns_per_move = 10
+	response_help = "tries to awkwardly hug"
+	response_disarm = "pushes the unwieldy frame of"
+	response_harm = "tries to shut up"
+	speak = list("YA-HONK!!!")
+	emote_see = list("honks", "squeaks")
+	speak_chance = 60
+	maxHealth = 150
+	health = 150
+	pixel_x = -16
+	speed = 10
+	harm_intent_damage = 5
+	melee_damage_lower = 5
+	attacktext = "YA-HONKs"
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human, /obj/item/soap)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/clownhulk
+	name = "Honk Hulk"
+	desc = "A cruel and fearsome clown. Don't make him angry."
+	icon_state = "honkhulk"
+	icon_living = "honkhulk"
+	response_help = "tries desperately to appease"
+	response_disarm = "foolishly pushes"
+	response_harm = "angers"
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "HAUAUANK!!!", "GUUURRRRAAAHHH!!!")
+	emote_see = list("honks", "sweats", "grunts")
+	speak_chance = 5
+	maxHealth = 400
+	health = 400
+	pixel_x = -16
+	speed = 2
+	harm_intent_damage = 15
+	melee_damage_lower = 15
+	melee_damage_upper = 20
+	attacktext = "pummels"
+	obj_damage = 30
+	environment_smash = ENVIRONMENT_SMASH_WALLS
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human, /obj/item/soap)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/clownhulk/chlown
+	name = "Chlown"
+	desc = "A real lunkhead who somehow gets all the girls."
+	icon_state = "chlown"
+	icon_living = "chlown"
+	response_help = "submits to"
+	response_disarm = "tries to assert dominance over"
+	response_harm = "makes a weak beta attack at"
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Bruh", "cheeaaaahhh?")
+	emote_see = list("asserts his dominance", "emasculates everyone implicitly")
+	maxHealth = 500
+	health = 500
+	speed = -2
+	armour_penetration = 20
+	attacktext = "steals the girlfriend of"
+	attack_sound = 'sound/items/airhorn2.ogg'
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human, /obj/effect/particle_effect/foam, /obj/item/soap)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/clownhulk/honcmunculus
+	name = "Honkmunculus"
+	desc = "A slender wiry figure of alchemical origin."
+	icon_state = "honkmunculus"
+	icon_living = "honkmunculus"
+	response_help = "skeptically pokes"
+	response_disarm = "pushes the unwieldy frame of"
+	speak = list("honk")
+	emote_see = list("squirms", "writhes")
+	speak_chance = 1
+	maxHealth = 200
+	health = 200
+	speed = -5
+	harm_intent_damage = 5
+	melee_damage_lower = 5
+	melee_damage_upper = 10
+	attacktext = "ferociously mauls"
+	environment_smash = ENVIRONMENT_SMASH_NONE
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/xenobodypartless, /obj/effect/particle_effect/foam, /obj/item/soap)
+	attack_reagent = /datum/reagent/peaceborg_confuse
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/clownhulk/destroyer
+	name = "The Destroyer"
+	desc = "An ancient being born of arcane honking."
+	icon_state = "destroyer"
+	icon_living = "destroyer"
+	response_disarm = "bounces off of"
+	response_harm = "bounces off of"
+	speak = list("HONK!!!", "The Honkmother is merciful, so I must act out her wrath.", "parce mihi ad beatus honkmother placet mihi ut peccata committere,", "DIE!!!")
+	maxHealth = 400
+	health = 400
+	speed = 5
+	harm_intent_damage = 30
+	melee_damage_lower = 20
+	melee_damage_upper = 40
+	armour_penetration = 30
+	stat_attack = UNCONSCIOUS
+	attacktext = "acts out divine vengeance on"
+	obj_damage = 50
+	environment_smash = ENVIRONMENT_SMASH_RWALLS
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human, /obj/effect/particle_effect/foam, /obj/item/soap)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/mutant
+	name = "Unknown"
+	desc = "Kill it for its own sake."
+	icon_state = "mutant"
+	icon_living = "mutant"
+	turns_per_move = 10
+	response_help = "reluctantly sinks a finger into"
+	response_disarm = "squishes into"
+	response_harm = "squishes into"
+	speak = list("aaaaaahhhhuuhhhuhhhaaaaa", "AAAaaauuuaaAAAaauuhhh", "huuuuuh... hhhhuuuooooonnnnkk", "HuaUAAAnKKKK")
+	emote_see = list("squirms", "writhes", "pulsates", "froths", "oozes")
+	speak_chance = 10
+	maxHealth = 130
+	health = 130
+	pixel_x = -16
+	speed = -5
+	harm_intent_damage = 10
+	melee_damage_lower = 10
+	melee_damage_upper = 20
+	attacktext = "awkwardly flails at"
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/xenobodypartless, /obj/item/soap, /obj/effect/gibspawner/generic, /obj/effect/gibspawner/humanbodypartless, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/mutant/blob
+	name = "Something that was once a clown"
+	desc = "A grotesque bulging figure far mutated from it's original state."
+	icon_state = "blob"
+	icon_living = "blob"
+	speak = list("hey, buddy", "HONK!!!", "H-h-h-H-HOOOOONK!!!!", "HONKHONKHONK!!!", "HEY, BUCKO, GET BACK HERE!!!", "HOOOOOOOONK!!!")
+	emote_see = list("jiggles", "wobbles")
+	health = 130
+	mob_size = MOB_SIZE_LARGE
+	speed = 20
+	attacktext = "bounces off of"
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/effect/gibspawner/xenobodypartless, /obj/effect/particle_effect/foam, /obj/item/soap, /obj/effect/gibspawner/generic, /obj/effect/gibspawner/humanbodypartless, /obj/effect/gibspawner/human)
+	attack_reagent = /datum/reagent/toxin/mindbreaker
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/spawner.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/spawner.dm
index 0b97a940..da4c93be 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/spawner.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/spawner.dm
@@ -73,6 +73,20 @@
 	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
 	faction = list("skeleton")
 
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/spawner/clown
+	name = "Laughing Larry"
+	desc = "A laughing, jovial figure. Something seems stuck in his throat."
+	icon_state = "clownbeacon"
+	icon_living = "clownbeacon"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
+	health = 200
+	maxHealth = 200
+	max_mobs = 15
+	spawn_time = 150
+	mob_types = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/fleshclown, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/clownhulk, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/longface, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/clownhulk/chlown, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/clownhulk/honcmunculus, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/mutant/blob, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/banana, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/honkling, /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/lube)
+	spawn_text = "climbs out of"
+	faction = list("clown")
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/spawner/mining
 	name = "monster den"
 	desc = "A hole dug into the ground, harboring all kinds of monsters found within most caves or mining asteroids."
diff --git a/icons/mob/clown_mobs.dmi b/icons/mob/clown_mobs.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..803a99cd
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diff --git a/icons/obj/device.dmi b/icons/obj/device.dmi
index 6ff1c199..9a9a4017 100644
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