diff --git a/hyperstation/code/obj/condom.dm b/hyperstation/code/obj/condom.dm
index 41c645ff..5964c84f 100644
--- a/hyperstation/code/obj/condom.dm
+++ b/hyperstation/code/obj/condom.dm
@@ -97,7 +97,7 @@
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = src.getorganslot("penis")
 	if(P.condom)
 		new /obj/item/condom/filled(usr.loc)
-		to_chat(src, "The condom bubbled outwards and filled with your cum.")
+		to_chat(src, "The condom bubbles outwards and fills with your cum.")
 		P.condom = 0
 		P.colourtint = ""
-		src.update_genitals()
\ No newline at end of file
+		src.update_genitals()
diff --git a/hyperstation/code/obj/sounding.dm b/hyperstation/code/obj/sounding.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..29b34a8c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hyperstation/code/obj/sounding.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,68 @@
+/obj/item/sounding
+	name 				= "sounding rod"
+	desc 				= "Dont be silly, stuff your willy!"
+	icon 				= 'hyperstation/icons/obj/sounding.dmi'
+	throwforce			= 0
+	icon_state 			= "sounding_wrapped"
+	var/unwrapped			= 0
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+
+/obj/item/sounding/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!istype(user))
+		return
+	if(isliving(user))
+		if(unwrapped == 0)
+			icon_state 	= "sounding_rod"
+			unwrapped = 1
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You unwrap the rod.</span>")
+			playsound(user, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+			return
+
+/obj/item/sounding/attack(mob/living/carbon/C, mob/living/user)
+
+	if(unwrapped == 0 )
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You must remove the rod from the package first!</span>")
+		return
+	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = C.getorganslot("penis")
+	if(P&&P.is_exposed())
+		if(P.sounding)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>They already have a rod inside!</span>")
+			return
+		if(isliving(C)&&isliving(user)&&unwrapped == 1)
+			C.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] is trying to insert a rod inside [C]!</span>",\
+						"<span class='warning'>[user] is trying to insert a rod inside you!</span>")
+		if(!do_mob(user, C, 4 SECONDS))
+			return
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/L = C
+		playsound(C, 'sound/lewd/champ_fingering.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+		P.sounding = 1
+		if(L)
+			L.update_genitals()
+		to_chat(C, "<span class='userlove'>Your penis feels stuffed and stretched!</span>")
+		qdel(src)
+
+		return
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't find anywhere to put the rod inside.</span>")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/removesounding()
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = src.getorganslot("penis")
+	if(P.sounding)
+		new /obj/item/sounding/used_sounding(usr.loc)
+		to_chat(src, "The rod falls off from your penis.")
+		P.sounding = 0
+		src.update_genitals()
+
+/obj/item/sounding/used_sounding
+	name 				= "sounding rod"
+	icon_state 			= "sounding_rod"
+	unwrapped			= 2
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/soundingclimax()
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = src.getorganslot("penis")
+	if(P.sounding)
+		new /obj/item/sounding/used_sounding(usr.loc)
+		P.sounding = 0
+		src.update_genitals()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/hyperstation/icons/obj/sounding.dmi b/hyperstation/icons/obj/sounding.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..75c237e8
Binary files /dev/null and b/hyperstation/icons/obj/sounding.dmi differ
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/modular_citadel/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index 5d66bf77..109484ff 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -43,6 +43,7 @@
 	vend_reply = "Have fun, you shameless pervert!"
 	products = list(
 				/obj/item/condom = 10,
+				/obj/item/sounding = 5,
 				/obj/item/clothing/head/maidband = 5,
 				/obj/item/clothing/under/maid = 5,
 				/obj/item/clothing/under/stripper_pink = 5,
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/arousal.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/arousal.dm
index 278f7b57..5f31d788 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/arousal.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/arousal.dm
@@ -239,11 +239,14 @@
 	var/total_fluids = 0
 	var/datum/reagents/fluid_source = null
 	var/condomed = 0
+	var/sounded = 0
 
 	if(G.name == "penis")//if the select organ is a penis
 		var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = src.getorganslot("penis")
 		if(P.condom) //if the penis is condomed
 			condomed = 1
+		if(P.sounding)
+			sounded = 1
 	if(G.producing) //Can it produce its own fluids, such as breasts?
 		fluid_source = G.reagents
 	else
@@ -258,10 +261,10 @@
 							"<span class='userlove'>You start to [G.masturbation_verb] your [G.name].</span>")
 
 	if(do_after(src, mb_time, target = src))
-		if(total_fluids > 5 &&!condomed)
+		if(total_fluids > 5 &&!condomed &&!sounded)
 			fluid_source.reaction(src.loc, TOUCH, 1, 0)
 			fluid_source.clear_reagents()
-		if(!condomed)
+		if(!condomed &&!sounded)
 			src.visible_message("<span class='love'>[src] orgasms, cumming[istype(src.loc, /turf/open/floor) ? " onto [src.loc]" : ""]!</span>", \
 							"<span class='userlove'>You cum[istype(src.loc, /turf/open/floor) ? " onto [src.loc]" : ""].</span>", \
 							"<span class='userlove'>You have relieved yourself.</span>")
@@ -269,7 +272,11 @@
 			src.visible_message("<span class='love'>[src] orgasms, climaxing into [p_their()] condom </span>", \
 							"<span class='userlove'>You cum into your condom.</span>", \
 							"<span class='userlove'>You have relieved yourself.</span>")
-		if(total_fluids > 0 &&condomed)
+		if(sounded) //sounded
+			src.visible_message("<span class='love'>[src] orgasms, but the rod blocks anything from leaking out!</span>", \
+							"<span class='userlove'>You cum with the rod inside.</span>", \
+							"<span class='userlove'>You don't quite feel totally relieved.</span>")
+		if(total_fluids > 0 &&condomed &&!sounded)
 			src.condomclimax()
 
 		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "orgasm", /datum/mood_event/orgasm)
@@ -391,6 +398,9 @@
 		if(P.condom) //if the penis is condomed
 			to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You cannot fill containers when there is a condom over your [G.name].</span>")
 			return
+		if(P.sounding) //if the penis is sounded
+			to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You cannot fill containers when there is a rod inside your [G.name].</span>")
+			return
 	if(G.producing) //Can it produce its own fluids, such as breasts?
 		fluid_source = G.reagents
 	else
@@ -540,9 +550,27 @@
 			return
 
 		//Ok, now we check what they want to do.
-		var/choice = input(src, "Select sexual activity", "Sexual activity:") in list("Masturbate", "Climax alone", "Climax with partner", "Fill container", "Remove condom")
+		var/choice = input(src, "Select sexual activity", "Sexual activity:") in list("Masturbate", "Climax alone", "Climax with partner", "Fill container", "Remove condom", "Remove sounding rod")
 
 		switch(choice)
+			if("Remove sounding rod")
+				if(restrained(TRUE)) //TRUE ignores grabs
+					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that while restrained!</span>")
+					return
+				var/free_hands = get_num_arms()
+				if(!free_hands)
+					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You need at least one free arm.</span>")
+					return
+				var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = src.getorganslot("penis")
+				if(!P.sounding)
+					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You don't have a rod inside!</span>")
+					return
+				if(P.sounding)
+					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You pull the rod off from the tip of your penis!</span>")
+					src.removesounding()
+					return
+				return
+
 			if("Remove condom")
 				if(restrained(TRUE)) //TRUE ignores grabs
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that while restrained!</span>")
@@ -617,7 +645,7 @@
 					var/mob/living/partner = pick_partner() //Get someone
 					if(partner)
 						var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = picked_organ
-						if(partner.breedable == 1 && picked_organ.name == "penis"&&!P.condom == 1)
+						if(partner.breedable == 1 && picked_organ.name == "penis"&&!P.condom == 1&&!P.sounding == 1)
 							var/impreg = input(src, "Would this action carry the risk of pregnancy?", "Choose a option", "Yes") as anything in list("Yes", "No")
 							if(impreg == "Yes") //If we are impregging
 								var/spillage = input(src, "Would your fluids spill outside?", "Choose overflowing option", "Yes") as anything in list("Yes", "No")
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
index d836c628..5a9d7fdc 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@
 	fluid_transfer_factor	= 0.5
 	size 					= 2 //arbitrary value derived from length and girth for sprites.
 	var/condom				= 0 //No condom, its better this way...
+	var/sounding			= 0
 	var/length 				= 6	//inches
 	var/cached_length			//used to detect a change in length
 	var/girth  				= 3.38
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/backpack.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/backpack.dm
index e5465b01..cd57203e 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/backpack.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/backpack.dm
@@ -155,3 +155,9 @@
 	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
 	path = /obj/item/condom
 	cost = 1
+
+/datum/gear/sounding
+	name = "Sounding rod"
+	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
+	path = /obj/item/sounding
+	cost = 1
diff --git a/sound/lewd/champ_fingering.ogg b/sound/lewd/champ_fingering.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..7e540c97
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/lewd/champ_fingering.ogg differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index c7758496..2a10589a 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -2961,6 +2961,7 @@
 #include "hyperstation\code\obj\pregnancytester.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\obj\rewards.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\obj\rope.dm"
+#include "hyperstation\code\obj\sounding.dm"
 #include "interface\interface.dm"
 #include "interface\menu.dm"
 #include "interface\stylesheet.dm"