diff --git a/GainStation13/code/mechanics/fatness.dm b/GainStation13/code/mechanics/fatness.dm
index f2d3a65e..69041e12 100644
--- a/GainStation13/code/mechanics/fatness.dm
+++ b/GainStation13/code/mechanics/fatness.dm
@@ -23,8 +23,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uncapped_resize_areas, list(/area/bridge, /area/crew_quarters,
 *
 * * adjustment_amount - adjusts how much weight is gained or loss. Positive numbers add weight. 
 * * type_of_fattening - what type of fattening is being used. Look at the traits in fatness.dm for valid options.
+* * ignore_rate - do we want to ignore the mob's weight gain/loss rate? This is only here for niche uses.
 */
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/adjust_fatness(adjustment_amount, type_of_fattening = FATTENING_TYPE_ITEM)
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/adjust_fatness(adjustment_amount, type_of_fattening = FATTENING_TYPE_ITEM, ignore_rate = FALSE)
 	if(!adjustment_amount || !type_of_fattening)
 		return FALSE
 
@@ -33,10 +34,11 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uncapped_resize_areas, list(/area/bridge, /area/crew_quarters,
 			return FALSE
 
 	var/amount_to_change = adjustment_amount
-	if(adjustment_amount > 0)
-		amount_to_change = amount_to_change * weight_gain_rate	
-	else
-		amount_to_change = amount_to_change * weight_loss_rate
+	if(!ignore_rate)
+		if(adjustment_amount > 0)
+			amount_to_change = amount_to_change * weight_gain_rate	
+		else
+			amount_to_change = amount_to_change * weight_loss_rate
 
 	fatness_real += amount_to_change 
 	fatness_real = max(fatness_real, MINIMUM_FATNESS_LEVEL) //It would be a little silly if someone got negative fat.
@@ -172,3 +174,34 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uncapped_resize_areas, list(/area/bridge, /area/crew_quarters,
 		return "Immobile"
 
 	return "Blob"
+
+/// Finds what the next fatness level for the parent mob would be based off of fatness_real.
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/get_next_fatness_level()
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_FAT)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_FAT 
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_FATTER)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_FATTER
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_VERYFAT)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_VERYFAT
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_OBESE)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_OBESE
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_MORBIDLY_OBESE)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_MORBIDLY_OBESE
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_EXTREMELY_OBESE)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_EXTREMELY_OBESE
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_BARELYMOBILE)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_BARELYMOBILE
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_IMMOBILE)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_IMMOBILE
+	if(fatness_real < FATNESS_LEVEL_BLOB)
+		return FATNESS_LEVEL_BLOB
+
+	return FATNESS_LEVEL_BLOB 
+
+/// How much real fatness does the current mob have to gain until they reach the next level? Return FALSE if they are maxed out.
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/fatness_until_next_level()
+	var/needed_fatness = get_next_fatness_level() - fatness_real
+	needed_fatness = max(needed_fatness, 0)
+
+	return needed_fatness
+
diff --git a/GainStation13/code/structures/trapped_items.dm b/GainStation13/code/structures/trapped_items.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..24572a7b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/GainStation13/code/structures/trapped_items.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,39 @@
+/obj/structure/fat_mirror
+	name = "mirror" //Exact same text. Good luck.
+	desc = "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most robust of them all?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/watercloset.dmi'
+	icon_state = "mirror"
+	density = FALSE
+	anchored = TRUE
+	/// Does the item delete itself after being "used?"
+	var/single_use = TRUE
+
+/obj/structure/fat_mirror/attack_hand(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/looker = user
+	if(!istype(looker) || !Adjacent(looker))
+		return
+
+	make_fat(looker)
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/structure/fat_mirror/proc/make_fat(mob/living/carbon/looker)
+	if(!istype(looker) || !looker.check_weight_prefs(FATTENING_TYPE_MAGIC))
+		return FALSE
+
+	var/fat_to_add = looker.fatness_until_next_level()
+	if(!fat_to_add)
+		fat_to_add = FATNESS_LEVEL_BLOB // If someone is a blob, just add the amount of fatness needed to be a blob in the first place.
+
+	fat_to_add += 25 // a little buffer so they don't instantly burn it off.
+	looker.adjust_fatness(fat_to_add, FATTENING_TYPE_MAGIC, TRUE)
+	to_chat(looker, span_warning("Taking a look in the mirror, you look fatter than you remeber being."))
+
+	if(single_use)
+		visible_message(span_warning("[src] shatters into pieces."))
+		qdel(src)
+
+
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/span.dm b/code/__DEFINES/span.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..0447e87f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/span.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,141 @@
+// Sorted alphabetically
+#define span_abductor(str) ("<span class='abductor'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_admin(str) ("<span class='admin'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_adminhelp(str) ("<span class='adminhelp'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_adminnotice(str) ("<span class='adminnotice'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_adminobserverooc(str) ("<span class='adminobserverooc'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_adminooc(str) ("<span class='adminooc'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_adminsay(str) ("<span class='adminsay'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_aiprivradio(str) ("<span class='aiprivradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_alert(str) ("<span class='alert'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_alertalien(str) ("<span class='alertalien'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_alertsyndie(str) ("<span class='alertsyndie'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_alertwarning(str) ("<span class='alertwarning'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_alien(str) ("<span class='alien'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_announce(str) ("<span class='announce'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_announcement_header(str) ("<span class='announcement_header'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_average(str) ("<span class='average'" + str + "</span")
+#define span_bad(str) ("<span class='bad'" + str + "</span")
+#define span_big(str) ("<span class='big'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_bigicon(str) ("<span class='bigicon'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_binarysay(str) ("<span class='binarysay'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_blob(str) ("<span class='blob'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_blobannounce(str) ("<span class='blobannounce'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_blue(str) ("<span class='blue'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_blueteamradio(str) ("<span class='blueteamradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_bold(str) ("<span class='bold'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_boldannounce(str) ("<span class='boldannounce'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_bolddanger(str) ("<span class='bolddanger'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_bolditalic(str) ("<span class='bolditalic'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_boldnicegreen(str) ("<span class='boldnicegreen'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_boldnotice(str) ("<span class='boldnotice'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_boldwarning(str) ("<span class='boldwarning'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_boldbig(str) ("<span class='big bold'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_centcomradio(str) ("<span class='centcomradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_changeling(str) ("<span class='changeling'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_clown(str) ("<span class='clown'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_colossus(str) ("<span class='colossus'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_command_headset(str) ("<span class='command_headset'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_comradio(str) ("<span class='comradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_cult(str) ("<span class='cult'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_cult_bold(str) ("<span class='cult_bold'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_cult_bold_italic(str) ("<span class='cult_bold_italic'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_cult_italic(str) ("<span class='cult_italic'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_cult_large(str) ("<span class='cult_large'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_danger(str) ("<span class='danger'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_deadsay(str) ("<span class='deadsay'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_deconversion_message(str) ("<span class='deconversion_message'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_drone(str) ("<span class='drone'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_engradio(str) ("<span class='engradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_extremelybig(str) ("<span class='extremelybig'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_game_say(str) ("<span class='game say'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_ghostalert(str) ("<span class='ghostalert'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_green(str) ("<span class='green'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_greenannounce(str) ("<span class='greenannounce'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_greenteamradio(str) ("<span class='greenteamradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_greentext(str) ("<span class='greentext'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_grey(str) ("<span class='grey'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_header(str) ("<span class='header'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_hear(str) ("<span class='hear'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_hidden(str) ("<span class='hidden'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_hierophant(str) ("<span class='hierophant'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_hierophant_warning(str) ("<span class='hierophant_warning'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_highlight(str) ("<span class='highlight'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_his_grace(str) ("<span class='his_grace'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_holoparasite(str) ("<span class='holoparasite'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_boldholoparasite(str) ("<span class='holoparasite bold'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_hypnophrase(str) ("<span class='hypnophrase'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_icon(str) ("<span class='icon'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_info(str) ("<span class='info'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_infoplain(str) ("<span class='infoplain'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_interface(str) ("<span class='interface'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_linkify(str) ("<span class='linkify'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_looc(str) ("<span class='looc'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_major_announcement_text(str) ("<span class='major_announcement_text'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_major_announcement_title(str) ("<span class='major_announcement_title'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_medal(str) ("<span class='medal'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_medradio(str) ("<span class='medradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_memo(str) ("<span class='memo'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_memoedit(str) ("<span class='memoedit'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_message(str) ("<span class='message'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_mind_control(str) ("<span class='mind_control'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_minorannounce(str) ("<span class='minorannounce'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_minoralert(str) ("<span class='minoralert'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_monkey(str) ("<span class='monkey'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_name(str) ("<span class='name'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_narsie(str) ("<span class='narsie'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_narsiesmall(str) ("<span class='narsiesmall'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_nicegreen(str) ("<span class='nicegreen'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_notice(str) ("<span class='notice'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_noticealien(str) ("<span class='noticealien'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_ooc(str) ("<span class='ooc'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_ooc_announcement_text(str) ("<span class='ooc_announcement_text'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_papyrus(str) ("<span class='papyrus'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_phobia(str) ("<span class='phobia'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_prefix(str) ("<span class='prefix'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_priorityalert(str) ("<span class='priorityalert'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_priorityannounce(str) ("<span class='priorityannounce'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_prioritytitle(str) ("<span class='prioritytitle'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_purple(str) ("<span class='purple'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_radio(str) ("<span class='radio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_reallybig(str) ("<span class='reallybig'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_red(str) ("<span class='red'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_redteamradio(str) ("<span class='redteamradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_redtext(str) ("<span class='redtext'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_resonate(str) ("<span class='resonate'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_revenbignotice(str) ("<span class='revenbignotice'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_revenboldnotice(str) ("<span class='revenboldnotice'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_revendanger(str) ("<span class='revendanger'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_revenminor(str) ("<span class='revenminor'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_revennotice(str) ("<span class='revennotice'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_revenwarning(str) ("<span class='revenwarning'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_robot(str) ("<span class='robot'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_rose(str) ("<span class='rose'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_sans(str) ("<span class='sans'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_sciradio(str) ("<span class='sciradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_secradio(str) ("<span class='secradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_servradio(str) ("<span class='servradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_singing(str) ("<span class='singing'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_slime(str) ("<span class='slime'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_small(str) ("<span class='small'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_smallnotice(str) ("<span class='smallnotice'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_smallnoticeital(str) ("<span class='smallnoticeital'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_spiderbroodmother(str) ("<span class='spiderbroodmother'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_spiderscout(str) ("<span class='spiderscout'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_spiderbreacher(str) ("<span class='spiderbreacher'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_subheader_announcement_text(str) ("<span class='subheader_announcement_text'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_suicide(str) ("<span class='suicide'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_suppradio(str) ("<span class='suppradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_syndradio(str) ("<span class='syndradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_tape_recorder(str) ("<span class='tape_recorder'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_tinynotice(str) ("<span class='tinynotice'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_tinynoticeital(str) ("<span class='tinynoticeital'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_unconscious(str) ("<span class='unconscious'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_userdanger(str) ("<span class='userdanger'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_warning(str) ("<span class='warning'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_yell(str) ("<span class='yell'>" + str + "</span>")
+#define span_yellowteamradio(str) ("<span class='yellowteamradio'>" + str + "</span>")
+
+// Spans that use embedded tgui components:
+// Sorted alphabetically
+#define span_tooltip(tip, main_text) ("<span data-component=\"Tooltip\" data-content=\"" + tip + "\" class=\"tooltip\">" + main_text + "</span>")
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 369210fa..69aeac64 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -98,6 +98,7 @@
 #include "code\__DEFINES\sight.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\sound.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\spaceman_dmm.dm"
+#include "code\__DEFINES\span.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\stat.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\stat_tracking.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\status_effects.dm"
@@ -3159,6 +3160,7 @@
 #include "GainStation13\code\obj\weapons\alter_rays.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\obj\weapons\fatbeam.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\code\obj\weapons\fatoray.dm"
+#include "GainStation13\code\structures\trapped_items.dm"
 #include "GainStation13\icons\obj\vairous_weapons.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\__DEFINES\economy.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\__DEFINES\wendigo.dm"