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+/datum/symptom/wizarditis
+	name = "Wizarditis"
+	desc = "Causes the host to subconciously believe they are in fact, a wizard."
+	stealth = 1
+	resistance = -2
+	stage_speed = -3
+	transmittable = -1
+	level = 0
+	severity = 3
+	symptom_delay_min = 15
+	symptom_delay_max = 45
+	var/teleport = FALSE
+	var/robes = FALSE
+	threshold_desc = "<b>Transmission 14:</b> The host teleports occasionally.<br>\
+					  <b>Speed 7:</b> The host grows a set of wizard robes."
+
+/datum/symptom/wizarditis/Start(datum/disease/advance/A)
+	if(!..())
+		return
+	if(A.properties["transmission"] >= 14)
+		teleport = TRUE
+	if(A.properties["speed"] >= 7)
+		robes = TRUE
+
+/datum/symptom/wizarditis/Activate(datum/disease/advance/A)
+	if(!..())
+		return
+	var/mob/living/M = A.affected_mob
+	switch(A.stage)
+		if(2)
+			if(prob(30) && prob(50))
+				M.say(pick("You shall not pass!", "Expeliarmus!", "By Merlins beard!", "Feel the power of the Dark Side!"))
+			if(prob(30) && prob(50))
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel [pick("that you don't have enough mana", "that the winds of magic are gone", "an urge to summon familiar")].</span>")
+
+
+		if(3)
+			if(prob(30) && prob(50))
+				M.say(pick("NEC CANTIO!","AULIE OXIN FIERA!", "STI KALY!", "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI!"))
+			if(prob(30) && prob(50))
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel [pick("the magic bubbling in your veins","that this location gives you a +1 to INT","an urge to summon familiar")].</span>")
+
+		if(4)
+
+			if(prob(50))
+				M.say(pick("NEC CANTIO!","AULIE OXIN FIERA!","STI KALY!","EI NATH!"))
+				return
+			if(robes)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel [pick("the tidal wave of raw power building inside","that this location gives you a +2 to INT and +1 to WIS","an urge to teleport")].</span>")
+				spawn_wizard_clothes(50, A)
+			if(prob(20) && teleport)
+				teleport(A)
+	return
+
+
+
+/datum/symptom/wizarditis/proc/spawn_wizard_clothes(chance = 0, datum/disease/advance/A)
+	if(ishuman(A.affected_mob))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = A.affected_mob
+		var/obj/item/clothing/C
+		if(prob(chance))
+			if(!istype(H.head, /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard))
+				if(!H.dropItemToGround(H.head))
+					qdel(H.head)
+				C = new /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard(H)
+				ADD_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_NODROP, DISEASE_TRAIT)
+				H.equip_to_slot_or_del(C, SLOT_HEAD)
+			return
+		if(prob(chance))
+			if(!istype(H.wear_suit, /obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe))
+				if(!H.dropItemToGround(H.wear_suit))
+					qdel(H.wear_suit)
+				C = new /obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe(H)
+				ADD_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_NODROP, DISEASE_TRAIT)
+				H.equip_to_slot_or_del(C, SLOT_WEAR_SUIT)
+			return
+		if(prob(chance))
+			if(!istype(H.shoes, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal/magic))
+				if(!H.dropItemToGround(H.shoes))
+					qdel(H.shoes)
+				C = new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal/magic(H)
+				ADD_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_NODROP, DISEASE_TRAIT)
+				H.equip_to_slot_or_del(C, SLOT_SHOES)
+			return
+	else
+		var/mob/living/carbon/H = A.affected_mob
+		if(prob(chance))
+			var/obj/item/staff/S = new(H)
+			if(!H.put_in_hands(S))
+				qdel(S)
+
+
+/datum/symptom/wizarditis/proc/teleport(datum/disease/advance/A)
+	var/turf/L = get_safe_random_station_turf()
+	A.affected_mob.say("SCYAR NILA!")
+	do_teleport(A.affected_mob, L, forceMove = TRUE, channel = TELEPORT_CHANNEL_MAGIC)
+	playsound(get_turf(A.affected_mob), 'sound/weapons/zapbang.ogg', 50,1)	
+	
+/datum/symptom/wizarditis/End(datum/disease/advance/A)
+	if(ishuman(A.affected_mob))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = A.affected_mob
+		if(istype(H.head, /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard))
+			REMOVE_TRAIT(H.head, TRAIT_NODROP, DISEASE_TRAIT)
+		if(istype(H.wear_suit, /obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe))
+			REMOVE_TRAIT(H.wear_suit, TRAIT_NODROP, DISEASE_TRAIT)
+		if(istype(H.shoes, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal/magic))
+			REMOVE_TRAIT(H.shoes, TRAIT_NODROP, DISEASE_TRAIT)
+
+		
+