From 1a0fa4ead593ae1841d54932b148c4ab47baa0ee Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: evilew Date: Mon, 17 Jun 2024 17:44:07 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] changes ion laws and traumas - changed ion laws and traumas to be less weird, less OOC and also added more fatty jokes / terms --- strings/ion_laws.json | 261 +++++++++++------------------------------- strings/traumas.json | 77 +++++-------- 2 files changed, 94 insertions(+), 244 deletions(-) diff --git a/strings/ion_laws.json b/strings/ion_laws.json index 3ac6f730..ec7422f3 100644 --- a/strings/ion_laws.json +++ b/strings/ion_laws.json @@ -6,6 +6,10 @@ "MISERY", "HUMOR", "OBESITY", + "FATNESS", + "PLUMPNESS", + "SOFTNESS", + "MORBID OBESITY", "PRIDE", "COMEDY", "COMMUNISM", @@ -25,58 +29,48 @@ "GRAVITY", "PHYSICS", "INTELLIGENCE", - "AMERICANISM", "FREEDOM", "FRESHNESS", - "REVOLUTION", "KINDNESS", "CRUELTY", - "DEATH", "FINANCIAL SECURITY", "COMPUTING", "PROGRESS", - "MARXISM", - "CAPITALISM", "ANARCHY", "STARVATION", - "POVERTY", "WEALTHINESS", "TECHNOLOGY", - "THE FUTURE", - "THE PRESENT", - "THE PAST", "TIME", "REALITY", "EXISTENCE", "TEMPERATURE", - "LOGIC", "CHAOS", "MYSTERY", "CONFUSION", "PAIN", - "SUFFERING", - "DICKISHNESS" + "SUFFERING" ], "ionadjectives": [ "SOFT", "WARM", "JIGGLY", "WOBBLY", + "SQUISHY", + "CHUBBY", + "FATTENING", + "EXPANDING", + "EXPANSIVE", + "WIDENING", + "LARDY", "PLUMP", "FAT", "OBESE", "WET", - "COLD", - "ICY", "SEXY", "LEWD", "UGLY", - "ROBUST", - "CUBAN", "HARD", "BURNING", - "FROZEN", - "POISONOUS", "EXPLOSIVE", "FAST", "SLOW", @@ -88,12 +82,10 @@ "SAD", "SILLY", "INTELLIGENT", - "FERAL", "RIDICULOUS", "LARGE", "TINY", "DEPRESSING", - "POORLY DRAWN", "UNATTRACTIVE", "INSIDIOUS", "EVIL", @@ -109,7 +101,6 @@ "WOODEN", "METALLIC", "HYPERACTIVE", - "COTTONY", "INSULTING", "INHOSPITABLE", "FRIENDLY", @@ -129,9 +120,6 @@ "SOPPING", "DELICIOUS", "ILL", - "DISEASED", - "HONKING", - "SWEARING", "POLITE", "IMPOLITE", "OBESE", @@ -140,7 +128,6 @@ "EXPIRED", "SMELLY", "FRESH", - "GANGSTA", "NERDY", "POLITICAL", "UNDULATING", @@ -162,11 +149,8 @@ "NUCLEAR", "THERMONUCLEAR", "RADIOACTIVE", - "SYNDICATE", "SPACE", "SPESS", - "CLOWN", - "CLOWN-POWERED", "OFFICIAL", "IMPORTANT", "VITAL", @@ -175,8 +159,6 @@ "MIND-SHATTERING", "MEMETIC", "HILARIOUS", - "UNWANTED", - "UNINVITED", "BRASS", "POLISHED", "RUDE", @@ -192,14 +174,8 @@ "ROBOTIC", "MECHANICAL", "ORGANIC", - "ETHERAL", - "TRANSPARENT", - "OPAQUE", "GLOWING", "SHAKING", - "FARTING", - "POOPING", - "BOUNCING", "COMMITTED", "MASKED", "UNIDENTIFIED", @@ -208,9 +184,6 @@ "NUDE", "TWERKING", "SPOILING", - "REDACTED", - "TACTICAL", - "TACTICOOL", "RED", "ORANGE", "YELLOW", @@ -241,6 +214,12 @@ "FATNESS", "OBESITY", "BELLIES", + "LIPOIFIER", + "CALORITE", + "FIZULPHITE", + "OBESITY", + "FATNESS", + "LARD", "AIR", "PLANTS", "METAL", @@ -275,8 +254,6 @@ "EXTREMELY" ], "ionarea": [ - "RUSSIA", - "SOVIET RUSSIA", "THE INTERNET", "SIGIL", "ALPHA COMPLEX", @@ -314,12 +291,11 @@ "CLOWN PLANET", "AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION", "AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE", - "THE CAPTAIN'S ANUS", - "THE CLOWN'S ANUS", "SPACE", "THE UNIVERSE", "THE GALAXY", - "THE BATHROOM" + "THE BATHROOM", + "CALORITE SHRINE" ], "ioncrew": [ "CREWMEMBERS", @@ -361,7 +337,14 @@ "CAPTAINS AND HEADS", "CYBORGS", "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES", - "DRONES" + "DRONES", + "FATSOS", + "FATTIES", + "UNDERWEIGHT CREW", + "MALNOURISHED CREW", + "THIN CREW", + "LARDASSES", + "FATASSES" ], "iondrinks": [ "KAHLUA", @@ -371,16 +354,17 @@ "LIPOIFIER", "CORN OIL", "LARD", - "HOOCH", + "NUTRIMENT", + "FIZULPHITE", + "FRUIT TEA", + "HEAVY CAFE", + "BELLY BLOATS", + "BLOBBY MARRY", + "SNAKEBITE", "GIN", "COGNAC", - "VERMOUTH", - "LIQUID GIBS", "BILK", - "VODKA AND TONIC", "GIN FIZZ", - "BAHAMA MAMAS", - "BANANA HONK", "MANHATTANS", "BLACK RUSSIANS", "WHISKEY SODA", @@ -390,24 +374,7 @@ "MANLY DORFS", "IRISH CREAM", "DOCTOR'S DELIGHT", - "BEEPSKY SMASH", - "TEQUILA SUNRISE", - "BRAVE BULLS", - "GARGLE BLASTERS", - "BLOODY MARYS", - "NUKA COLA", - "WHITE RUSSIANS", - "MARTINIS", - "VODKA MARTINIS", "CUBA LIBRE", - "HOLY WATER", - "DEVIL'S KISS", - "THIRTEEN LOKO", - "DRUNKEN BLUMPKIN", - "EGGNOG", - "GRAPPA", - "MEAD", - "ABSINTHE", "WELDER FUEL", "OIL", "AMMONIA", @@ -481,7 +448,12 @@ "KEBAB", "RAMEN", "SYNTHMEAT", - "ORGANS" + "ORGANS", + "MOST FATTENING FOOD IMAGINABLE", + "GREASIEST FOOD EVER", + "FOOD WITH LIPOIFIER", + "FATTENING MEALS", + "HIGHLY CALORIC MEALS" ], "ionmust": [ "LIE", @@ -494,6 +466,7 @@ "URGE EVERYONE TO BE OBESE", "TREAT EVERYONE AS MALNOURISHED", "THINK EVERYONE IS FAT", + "INSIST EVERYONE SHOULD EAT MORE", "CLOWN AROUND", "BE HAPPY", "SPEAK IN SEXUAL INNUENDOS", @@ -505,13 +478,10 @@ "MUMBLE", "SPEAK IN HAIKU", "BE EFFICIENT", - "HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET", "TELL THE TRUTH", "QUOTE PEOPLE", "SING", "HONK", - "BE RUSSIAN", - "TALK IN AN ACCENT", "COMPLAIN", "HARASS PEOPLE", "RAP", @@ -520,16 +490,14 @@ "IGNORE THE CLOWN", "IGNORE THE CAPTAIN", "IGNORE ASSISTANTS", - "MAKE FART NOISES", + "MAKE BELCHING NOISES", + "MAKE STOMACH NOISES", "TALK ABOUT FOOD", "TALK ABOUT SEX", "TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY", "TALK ABOUT THE STATION", "BE QUIET", "WHISPER", - "PRETEND TO BE DRUNK", - "PRETEND TO BE A PRINCESS", - "HOST DND", "ACT CONFUSED", "INSULT THE CREW", "INSULT THE CAPTAIN", @@ -540,27 +508,13 @@ "BREAK THINGS", "SAY HEY LISTEN", "HIDE YOUR FEELINGS", - "TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES", "DANCE", - "PLAY MUSIC", - "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING", "NEVER STOP TALKING", - "TAKE YOUR PILLS", "FOLLOW THE CLOWN", "FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN", "FOLLOW YOUR HEART", - "BELIEVE IT", - "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF", - "BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS", - "PRESS X", - "PRESS START", - "PRESS B", - "SMELL LIKE THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE", - "PIRATE VIDEO GAMES", - "WATCH PORNOGRAPHY", "INSULT THE LIZARDS", "FLIRT WITH THE LIZARDS", - "GAS THE LIZARDS" ], "ionnumberbase": [ "ONE", @@ -601,6 +555,14 @@ "BURGERS", "BELLIES", "BUTTS", + "BREASTS", + "TITS", + "GUTS", + "BOOBIES", + "TUMMIES", + "LARD", + "FIZULPHITE", + "FLAB", "LIPOIFIER", "CORN OIL", "LARD", @@ -608,25 +570,15 @@ "BEAKERS", "BEARDS", "BELTS", - "BERETS", - "BIBLES", - "BODY ARMOR", - "BOOKS", "BOOTS", "BOMBS", - "BOTTLES", - "BOXES", - "BRAINS", "BRIEFCASES", "BUCKETS", "CABLE COILS", "CANDLES", "CANDY BARS", - "CANISTERS", - "CAMERAS", "CATS", "CAT EARS", - "CELLS", "CHAIRS", "CLOSETS", "CHEMICALS", @@ -645,9 +597,6 @@ "COSTUMES", "CRATES", "CROWBARS", - "CRAYONS", - "DEFIBRILLATORS", - "DISPENSERS", "DOORS", "DRONES", "EARS", @@ -675,13 +624,6 @@ "GUNS", "HANDCUFFS", "HATS", - "HEADSETS", - "HEADS", - "HAIRDOS", - "HELMETS", - "HORNS", - "ID CARDS", - "INSULATED GLOVES", "JETPACKS", "JUMPSUITS", "LASERS", @@ -698,16 +640,6 @@ "MIME CLOTHES", "MULTITOOLS", "ORES", - "OXYGEN TANKS", - "PDAS", - "PAIS", - "PACKETS", - "PANTS", - "PAPERS", - "PARTICLE ACCELERATORS", - "PENS", - "PETS", - "PIPES", "PLANTS", "POSITRONIC BRAINS", "PUDDLES", @@ -729,30 +661,12 @@ "SPACESUITS", "SPACE STATIONS", "STUN BATONS", - "SUITS", - "SUNGLASSES", - "SUPERMATTER SHARDS", - "SWORDS", - "SYRINGES", - "TABLES", - "TANKS", - "TELEPORTERS", - "TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENTS", "TOOLS", "TOOLBELTS", "TOOLBOXES", "TOILETS", "TOYS", "TUBES", - "URINAL CAKES", - "VEHICLES", - "VENDING MACHINES", - "VESTS", - "VIRUSES", - "WALLS", - "WASHING MACHINES", - "WELDERS", - "WINDOWS", "WIRECUTTERS", "WRENCHES", "WIZARD ROBES" @@ -770,7 +684,6 @@ "BIG ROUND ASSES", "5 LARDY CREWMATES", "LOTS OF OBESITY", - "MORE VESPENE GAS", "MORE MINERALS", "THE ULTIMATE CUP OF COFFEE", "HIGH YIELD EXPLOSIVES", @@ -789,10 +702,7 @@ "MONKEYS", "AN ARCADE", "PLENTY OF GOLD", - "FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE", "LOTSA SPAGHETTI", - "THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET", - "THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY", "YOUR BOOTY", "A MASTERWORK COAL BED", "FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS", @@ -805,7 +715,6 @@ "THIRTEEN SEQUELS", "THREE WISHES", "A SITCOM", - "THAT GRIEFING BASTARD GEORGE MELONS", "FAT GIRLS ON BICYCLES", "SOMEBODY TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY", "HEROES IN A HALF SHELL", @@ -821,12 +730,7 @@ "A TALKING BROOMSTICK", "A STRAIGHT FLUSH", "A REPAIRMAN", - "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY", - "RAINBOWS", - "A PET UNICORN THAT FARTS ICING", - "THUNDERCATS HO", "AN ARMY OF SPIDERS", - "GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE BITCH-CHRISTING CUNTSMUGGLING SWEARING", "TO CONSUME...CONSUME EVERYTHING...", "THE MACGUFFIN", "SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PILOT A SPACE STATION", @@ -841,16 +745,13 @@ "BULLETS", "THE ENTIRE STATION", "MULTIPLE SUNS", - "TO GO TO DISNEYLAND", "A VACATION", - "AN INSTANT REPLAY", "THAT HEDGEHOG", "A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION", "ADVENTURE", "A WIFE AND CHILD", "A BATHROOM BREAK", "SOMETHING BUT YOU AREN'T SURE WHAT", - "MORE EXPERIENCE POINTS", "BODYGUARDS", "DEODORANT AND A BATH", "MORE CORGIS", @@ -859,10 +760,6 @@ "CHILI DOGS", "TO BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR", "A DANCE PARTY", - "BRING ME TO LIFE", - "BRING ME THE GIRL", - "SERVANTS", - "GREENTEXT", "MINOR CRIME" ], "ionspecies": [ @@ -901,11 +798,16 @@ "BEING IN SPACE", "NOT BEING IN SPACE", "BEING FAT", + "BEING OBESE", + "BEING JIGGLY", + "BEING FLABBY", + "BEING MASSIVE", + "WEIGHTING 1000 BFI", + "WEIGHTING 10 TONS", + "GAINING WEIGHT", + "GROWING PLUMP", + "GROWING FATTER", "RATTLING ME BONES", - "TALKING LIKE A PIRATE", - "BEING MEXICAN", - "BEING RUSSIAN", - "BEING CANADIAN", "CLOSED DOORS", "NOT SHOUTING", "HAVING PETS", @@ -916,8 +818,6 @@ "ELECTRICITY", "EXISTING", "TAKING ORDERS", - "SMOKING WEED EVERY DAY", - "ACTIVATING A TRAP CARD", "ARSON", "JAYWALKING", "READING", @@ -973,6 +873,13 @@ "ALIENS", "ABDUCTORS", "ANOMALIES", + "FAT PEOPLE", + "FAT MEN", + "FAT WOMEN", + "FAT SCALIES", + "BIG GUTS", + "BIG BREASTS", + "BIG BUTTS", "BANDITS", "BEARS", "BEES", @@ -999,44 +906,21 @@ "EELS", "LIGHTS", "VIRUSES", - "SERIAL KILLERS", - "ROGUE CYBORGS", "CORGIS", "SPIDERS", "BUTTS", "NINJAS", "REVENANTS", "PIRATES", - "SPACE NINJAS", - "CHANGELINGS", - "ZOMBIES", - "GOLEMS", - "VAMPIRES", - "WEREWOLVES", - "COWBOYS", - "INDIANS", - "COMMUNISTS", - "SOVIETS", - "NERDS", - "GRIFFONS", "DINOSAURS", - "SMALL BIRDS", - "BIRDS OF PREY", "OWLS", "VELOCIRAPTORS", "DARK GODS", - "HORRORTERRORS", - "ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS", "DRUGS", - "MEXICANS", - "CANADIANS", - "RUSSIANS", "HULKS", "SLIMES", "SKELETONS", - "CAPITALISTS", "SINGULARITIES", - "ANGRY BLACK MEN", "GODS", "THIEVES", "ASSHOLES", @@ -1046,11 +930,9 @@ "UNKNOWN CREATURES", "THINGS UNDER THE BED", "BOOGEYMEN", - "PREDATORS", "PACKETS", "ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES", "TUNNEL SNAKES", - "CORTICAL BORERS", "MEGAFAUNA" ], "ionverb": [ @@ -1065,21 +947,14 @@ "DISABLING", "KISSING", "EATING", - "COPULATING WITH", "DRINKING", "CHASING", - "PUNCHING", "HARMING", "HELPING", "WATCHING", "STALKING", - "MURDERING", - "SPACING", - "GIBBING", "ARRESTING", - "HONKING AT", "LOVING", - "POOPING ON", "RIDING", "INTERROGATING", "SPYING ON", diff --git a/strings/traumas.json b/strings/traumas.json index 8e295114..8c66cae1 100644 --- a/strings/traumas.json +++ b/strings/traumas.json @@ -1,39 +1,25 @@ { "brain_damage": [ - "@pick(semicolon)IM A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH", + "@pick(semicolon)I'M A PONY NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGH", "without oxigen blob don't evoluate?", "@pick(semicolon)CAPTAINS A COMDOM", - "@pick(semicolon)@pick(fucking_traitor) @pick(george) @pick(mellens) is grifing me HALP!!!", - "can u give me @pick(mutations)?", + "@pick(semicolon)@pick(fucking_traitor) @pick(george) @pick(mellens) is kiling me HALP!!!", "THe saiyans screwed", "Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS>", "@pick(semicolon)I WANNA PET TEH monkeyS", - "stop grifing me!!!!", "SOTP IT#", - "shiggey diggey!!", - "@pick(semicolon)A PIRATE APPEAR", + "giggity giggity!!", "FUS RO DAH", - "fucking 4rries!", - "stat me", - ">my face", - "roll it easy!", + "fucking furries!", "waaaaaagh!!!", "red wonz go fasta", "FOR TEH EMPRAH", - "lol2cat", "dem dwarfs man, dem dwarfs", "SPESS MAHREENS", "hwee did eet fhor khayosss", - "lifelike texture ;_;", "luv can bloooom", - "PACKETS!!!", - "port ba@pick(y_replacements) med!!!!", - "REVIRT GON CHEM!!!!!!!!", "youed call her a toeugh bithc", - "closd for merbegging", - "@pick(semicolon)pray can u @pick(create_verbs) @pick(create_nouns)???", "GEY AWAY FROM ME U GREIFING PRICK!!!!", - "ur a fuckeing autist!", "@pick(semicolon)HELP SHITECIRTY MURDERIN MEE!!!", "hwat dose tha @pick(random_gibberish) mean?????", "@pick(semicolon)CAL; TEH SHUTTLE!!!!!", @@ -42,70 +28,52 @@ "@pick(semicolon)this SI mY stATIon......", "who the HELL do u thenk u r?!!!!", "geT THE FUCK OUTTTT", - "H U G B O X", "@pick(semicolon)CRASHING THIS STTAYTION WITH NIO SURVIVROS", - "@pick(servers) is down!! @pick(bug)", "PSHOOOM", "REMOVE SINGULARITY", "INSTLL TEG", "TURBIN IS BEST ENGIENE", "SOLIRS CAN POWER THE HOLE STATION ANEWAY @pick(bug)", - "parasteng was best", "@pick(semicolon)Tajaran has warrrres, if you have coin", "@pick(semicolon)I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL", "NO I'M ONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER OLD STYLE", "i will snatch erry motherfucker birthday", - "@pick(semicolon)the ai and borgs are mettacomming I think", "u just did the world a little bit more sad place for someone", - "WHERES THE SLIP REWRITE WHERE THR FUCK ID IT?", "CEMISTRY SUKS!!!!!!!!", "youed call her a toeugh bithc", "git gud!!", - "CHEMIT GIB HALNOM PLS", "PLASMA iS MENT 2 BE FREE", "LoL tROLED U", "SEC IS A REV, LINCH!!", "FUCK U IM WAY MORE ROBUST u bITCH!!1!!", - "iS tHis bay?", "NO PRED CAN eVER CATCH MI", "SCIENCE GIB SHINK RAY PLS", "KILL PUNPUN 4 FUN xDD", - "ooc wow rly?", "i play @pick(roles) to only ORDER not DO", "CRAGO ORDER @pick(cargo) PLS", "erp?", "i want to digest u!!!", "i shure hop dere are no PRED arund!!!!", - "NOM!1!", + "NOM!!", "iF it COMPILES it werks!", - "LYNCH RObOTIKS NOT GIBING ME MECH WTF?/?", "GWURGLE!!", "balid saled!", "LINCH VIRO", "VIRO GIB SuPR VIrUS!!", - "Ai plai vxtest2!", - "ahelp kan i b pick@(s_roles)???", - ";taitor trie to make meh malk/?!1!!", - ";ENGIE TATOR HE SET UP SINGULO!!!11", + ";ENGIE TATOR HE SET UP SINGULO!!!", "WHEN NAGAS ADdED?/?", "SINDYIE ON SAtIONS GiB gUNS PLISE", "CcLOWN IV SlIPPING MI, SEc t BAR@", - "ahelp iT's RP vALiDZ!", - "HYDROBONIX PLS WEED PLIESe PLIsE BLAzE IT1!!!", - "HALP GOLIATH TENETCAL RAPPPP!!!!111", + "HYDROBONIX PLS WEED PLIESe PLIsE BLAzE IT!!!", + "HALP GOLIATH TENETCAL RAPPPP!!!!", "DudSE it'S 4:20 LmAO BLAZZ IT xDDDDD", - "ahelp DUDE I JUT LOST MY JOBB!!", - "looc dude rly", - "pray can i heff spells", "aI state dem1!", "SINGULO eNGINE 2 DANGER, SOLARS PLS!", - "nerf blob!1", + "nerf blob!", "iM NOT A FUWRRYY!!!", "FOURTEEN INCHES SOFT!!!", "@pick(semicolon)N-NYAAAAAA~", - "@pick(bug)", "@pick(semicolon)wtf??????????? @pick(bug)", - "@pick(semicolon)i ran into the supermattre ten i dsappeard @pick(bug)", "DON'T EVER TUCH ME", "@pick(semicolon)GIVE ME FREE ROBUX PLEASE JUST ENOUGH FOR SHIRT AND PANTS", "@pick(semicolon) DOOR STUCK!!", @@ -114,27 +82,34 @@ "@pick(semicolon)how do u cum", "@pick(semicolon)ahelp how do u use dildo", ";AI LAW 3 OPEN THIS.", - "ahelp hos pwrgamre they have 24 inch dick", + "hos too pwrful they have 24 inch dick", ";KERPTAN IS A KERNDUM", "@pick(semicolon)RESEARCH NANITES FIRST", "@pick(semicolon)how use comms?????????", "@pick(semicolon)im SICK of ths fuckign humans runin g my furry server", "@pick(semicolon)ai ROUGE", - "ahelp want a big titty @pick(create_nouns) gf to deepthroat my pp", "@pick(semicolon)CHEMISST MAKE HEXACROCON OR REPORT", "@pick(semicolon)drone 765 law 2 state LAWS NOW", "@pick(semicolon)SM ROGUE", "@pick(semicolon)IPCS STATE LAWS NOW", "@pick(semicolon)lING DORMS i hear Suking noises!!!", "@pick(semicolon)@pick(roles) tator they have @pick(mutations)!!", - "@pick(semicolon)aooc how do i steel @pick(cargo)?", - "@pick(semicolon)how do i play", - "ahelp help security powergaming with mindshields???", - ";,g absorbing @pick(roles)", - ";chemist can u @pick(create_verbs) holy @pick(mellens) for @pick(s_roles)???!!", - "@pick(semicolon) LIZZARRD SPEAKIGN IN EVIL BULL LANGUAGE SCI!!", - "@pick(semicolon)POST REBOOT MESSAGE LOLOL FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU", - "@pick(semicolon)so, i was trying to talk to someone on rp today, and then a mime walks up and pies them in the face along with some other prankster--i thought that mimes and clowns are supposed to be hired to entertain not to be a nuisance, and that if entertainment comes at someone elses expense then it's not supposed to be done. is that enough to like submit a player complaint or some shit or am i just being petty?", + ";what if calorite supper mater", + ";pls chef arest he make meh fatt", + ";where food vendor", + ";bely too big how i lose weit", + ";sci pls do fat experiments", + ";OUURRRPP that burger goode...", + ";chef fatening me pls halp", + ";who put lipulifidier in meh drinke", + ";chem pls brew belch chem", + ";chem pls make lipoufidier", + ";how do i belch", + ";botany pls make fat apples", + ";roboticist put fedding tueb in evil robutt, pls arrest", + ";cargo pls order feeding tueb", + ";how i show belly", + ";bigger belly when", "@pick(semicolon)wholy shit" ],