Oh no.

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm

@@ -919,3 +919,21 @@
 		to_chat(M, "<span class = 'notice'>[pick("Diamond skies where white deer fly.","Sipping strawberry tea.","Silver raindrops drift through timeless, Neverending June.","Crystal ... pearls free, with love!","Beaming love into me.")]</span>")
 	..()
 	. = 1
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/monkey_energy
+	name = "Monkey Energy"
+	id = "monkey_energy"
+	description = "The only drink that will make you unleash the ape."
+	color = "#f39b03" // rgb: 243, 155, 3
+	taste_description = "barbecue and nostalgia"
+	glass_icon_state = "monkey_energy_glass"
+	glass_name = "glass of Monkey Energy"
+	glass_desc = "You can unleash the ape, but without the pop of the can?"
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/monkey_energy/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	M.Jitter(20)
+	M.dizziness +=1
+	M.drowsyness = 0
+	M.AdjustSleeping(-40, FALSE)
+	M.adjust_bodytemperature(-5 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT, BODYTEMP_NORMAL)
+	..()

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm

@@ -769,6 +769,30 @@
 	taste_description = "mournful honking"
 	pH = 9.2
 
+/datum/reagent/consumable/liquidelectricity
+	name = "Liquid Electricity"
+	id = "liquidelectricity"
+	description = "The blood of Ethereals, and the stuff that keeps them going. Great for them, horrid for anyone else."
+	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	color = "#97ee63"
+	taste_description = "pure electricity"
+
+/* //We don't have ethereals here, so I'll just comment it out.
+/datum/reagent/consumable/liquidelectricity/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume) //can't be on life because of the way blood works.
+	if((method == INGEST || method == INJECT || method == PATCH) && iscarbon(M))
+
+		var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
+		var/obj/item/organ/stomach/ethereal/stomach = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_STOMACH)
+		if(istype(stomach))
+			stomach.adjust_charge(reac_volume * REM)
+*/
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/liquidelectricity/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	if(prob(25)) // && !isethereal(M))
+		M.electrocute_act(rand(10,15), "Liquid Electricity in their body", 1) //lmao at the newbs who eat energy bars
+		playsound(M, "sparks", 50, TRUE)
+	return ..()
+
 /datum/reagent/consumable/astrotame
 	name = "Astrotame"
 	id = "astrotame"
@@ -788,6 +812,16 @@
 	..()
 	. = TRUE
 
+/datum/reagent/consumable/caramel
+	name = "Caramel"
+	id = "caramel"
+	description = "Who would have guessed that heated sugar could be so delicious?"
+	nutriment_factor = 10 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	color = "#D98736"
+	taste_mult = 2
+	taste_description = "caramel"
+	reagent_state = SOLID
+
 /datum/reagent/consumable/secretsauce
 	name = "secret sauce"
 	id = "secret_sauce"
@@ -799,3 +833,27 @@
 	taste_mult = 100
 	can_synth = FALSE
 	pH = 6.1
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/char
+	name = "Char"
+	id = "char"
+	description = "Essence of the grill. Has strange properties when overdosed."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	color = "#C8C8C8"
+	taste_mult = 6
+	taste_description = "smoke"
+	overdose_threshold = 25
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/char/overdose_process(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	if(prob(10))
+		M.say(pick("I hate my grill.", "I just want to grill something right for once...", "I wish I could just go on my lawnmower and cut the grass.", "Yep, Tetris. That was a good game..."))
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/bbqsauce
+	name = "BBQ Sauce"
+	id = "bbqsauce"
+	description = "Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling."
+	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	color = "#78280A" // rgb: 120 40, 10
+	taste_mult = 2.5 //sugar's 1.5, capsacin's 1.5, so a good middle ground.
+	taste_description = "smokey sweetness"