Hmm yes today people will get codersocks

code/datums/components/infective.dm

@@ -13,12 +13,12 @@
 		expire_time = world.time + expire_in
 		QDEL_IN(src, expire_in)
 
-	if(!ismovableatom(parent))
+	if(!ismovable(parent) && !isfloorturf(parent))
 		return COMPONENT_INCOMPATIBLE
 	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_COMPONENT_CLEAN_ACT, .proc/clean)
 	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOVABLE_BUCKLE, .proc/try_infect_buckle)
 	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOVABLE_BUMP, .proc/try_infect_collide)
-	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOVABLE_CROSSED, .proc/try_infect_crossed)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ATOM_ENTERED, .proc/try_infect_crossed)
 	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOVABLE_IMPACT_ZONE, .proc/try_infect_impact_zone)
 	if(isitem(parent))
 		RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ITEM_ATTACK_ZONE, .proc/try_infect_attack_zone)
@@ -77,12 +77,16 @@
 		I.permeability_coefficient = old_permeability
 
 /datum/component/infective/proc/try_infect_crossed(datum/source, atom/movable/M)
+	message_admins("Trying to infect from [source] to [M]")
 	if(isliving(M))
+		message_admins("[M] is living. Trying to infect.")
 		try_infect(M, BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_L_FOOT)
 
 /datum/component/infective/proc/try_infect_streak(datum/source, list/directions, list/output_diseases)
 	output_diseases |= diseases
 
 /datum/component/infective/proc/try_infect(mob/living/L, target_zone)
+	message_admins("Trying to infect [L] through [target_zone]")
 	for(var/V in diseases)
 		L.ContactContractDisease(V, target_zone)
+		message_admins("Disease found, trying to infect [L] with [V]")

code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/beard.dm

@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ BONUS
 /datum/symptom/beard
 
 	name = "Facial Hypertrichosis"
-	desc = "The virus increases hair production significantly, causing rapid beard growth."
+	desc = "The virus increases hair production significantly, causing rapid beard growth. Or it would, but now it just gives people socks. Who knows."
 	stealth = 0
 	resistance = 3
 	stage_speed = 2
@@ -34,18 +34,6 @@ BONUS
 	if(ishuman(M))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 		switch(A.stage)
-			if(1, 2)
-				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your chin itches.</span>")
-				if(H.facial_hair_style == "Shaved")
-					H.facial_hair_style = "Jensen Beard"
-					H.update_hair()
-			if(3, 4)
-				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>You feel tough.</span>")
-				if(!(H.facial_hair_style == "Dwarf Beard") && !(H.facial_hair_style == "Very Long Beard") && !(H.facial_hair_style == "Full Beard"))
-					H.facial_hair_style = "Full Beard"
-					H.update_hair()
-			else
-				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>You feel manly!</span>")
-				if(!(H.facial_hair_style == "Dwarf Beard") && !(H.facial_hair_style == "Very Long Beard"))
-					H.facial_hair_style = pick("Dwarf Beard", "Very Long Beard")
-					H.update_hair()
+			if(5)
+				H.socks = "Stockings - Programmer"
+				H.update_body()

code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/shedding.dm

@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ BONUS
 
 /datum/symptom/shedding
 	name = "Alopecia"
-	desc = "The virus causes rapid shedding of head and body hair."
+	desc = "The virus causes rapid shedding of head and body hair. Or it would, but now it just gives people socks. Who knows."
 	stealth = 0
 	resistance = 1
 	stage_speed = 2
@@ -37,14 +37,9 @@ BONUS
 	if(ishuman(M))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 		switch(A.stage)
-			if(3, 4)
-				if(!(H.hair_style == "Bald") && !(H.hair_style == "Balding Hair"))
-					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your hair starts to fall out in clumps...</span>")
-					addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/Shed, H, FALSE), 50)
 			if(5)
-				if(!(H.facial_hair_style == "Shaved") || !(H.hair_style == "Bald"))
-					to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your hair starts to fall out in clumps...</span>")
-					addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/Shed, H, TRUE), 50)
+				H.socks = "Stockings - Programmer"
+				H.update_body()
 
 /datum/symptom/shedding/proc/Shed(mob/living/carbon/human/H, fullbald)
 	if(fullbald)

code/datums/diseases/advance/symptoms/skin.dm

@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ BONUS
 /datum/symptom/vitiligo
 
 	name = "Vitiligo"
-	desc = "The virus destroys skin pigment cells, causing rapid loss of pigmentation in the host."
+	desc = "The virus destroys skin pigment cells, causing rapid loss of pigmentation in the host. Or it would, but now it just gives people socks. Who knows."
 	stealth = 2
 	resistance = 0
 	stage_speed = 3
@@ -33,14 +33,9 @@ BONUS
 	var/mob/living/M = A.affected_mob
 	if(ishuman(M))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-		if(H.skin_tone == "albino")
-			return
 		switch(A.stage)
 			if(5)
-				H.skin_tone = "albino"
-				H.update_body(0)
-			else
-				H.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[H] looks a bit pale...</span>", "<span class='notice'>Your skin suddenly appears lighter...</span>")
+				H.socks = "Stockings - Programmer"
 
 
 /*
@@ -62,7 +57,7 @@ BONUS
 /datum/symptom/revitiligo
 
 	name = "Revitiligo"
-	desc = "The virus causes increased production of skin pigment cells, making the host's skin grow darker over time."
+	desc = "The virus causes increased production of skin pigment cells, making the host's skin grow darker over time. Or it would, but now it just gives people socks. Who knows."
 	stealth = -1
 	resistance = 3
 	stage_speed = 1
@@ -78,11 +73,7 @@ BONUS
 	var/mob/living/M = A.affected_mob
 	if(ishuman(M))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-		if(H.skin_tone == "african2")
-			return
 		switch(A.stage)
 			if(5)
-				H.skin_tone = "african2"
-				H.update_body(0)
-			else
-				H.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[H] looks a bit dark...</span>", "<span class='notice'>Your skin suddenly appears darker...</span>")
+				H.socks = "Stockings - Programmer"
+				H.update_body()