diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
index 5f796c91..cbb2e2f9 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm
@@ -1330,7 +1330,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		else if(H.fatness >= FATNESS_LEVEL_FATTER)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel even plumper!FATTER</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel even plumper!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FAT, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FATTER, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
@@ -1345,7 +1345,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FATTER))
 		if(H.fatness < FATNESS_LEVEL_FATTER)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you've lost weight! FATTER</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you've lost weight!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FATTER, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FAT, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size - 1
@@ -1359,7 +1359,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		else if(H.fatness >= FATNESS_LEVEL_VERYFAT)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel fatter than before VERYFAT</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>Your clothes creak quietly!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FATTER, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_VERYFAT, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
@@ -1374,7 +1374,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_VERYFAT))
 		if(H.fatness < FATNESS_LEVEL_VERYFAT)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you've lost weight! VERYFAT</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you've lost weight!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_VERYFAT, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FATTER, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size - 1
@@ -1388,7 +1388,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		else if(H.fatness >= FATNESS_LEVEL_OBESE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel fatter than beforeOBESE</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel like you're starting to get really heavy.</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_VERYFAT, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_OBESE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
@@ -1403,7 +1403,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_OBESE))
 		if(H.fatness < FATNESS_LEVEL_OBESE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you've lost weight!OBESE</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you've lost weight!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_OBESE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_VERYFAT, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size - 1
@@ -1417,7 +1417,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		else if(H.fatness >= FATNESS_LEVEL_MORBIDLY_OBESE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel a lot fatter than beforeMORBIDOBESE</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>Your thighs begin to rub against each other.</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_OBESE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_MORBIDLYOBESE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
@@ -1432,7 +1432,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_MORBIDLYOBESE))
 		if(H.fatness < FATNESS_LEVEL_MORBIDLY_OBESE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel a bit less fat!MORBIDLYOBESE</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel a bit less fat!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_MORBIDLYOBESE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_OBESE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size - 1
@@ -1446,7 +1446,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		else if(H.fatness >= FATNESS_LEVEL_EXTREMELY_OBESE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel your fat belly rubbing on the floor!FATNESS_LEVEL_exob</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel your belly rest heavily on your lap!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_MORBIDLYOBESE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_EXTREMELYOBESE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
@@ -1461,7 +1461,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_EXTREMELYOBESE))
 		if(H.fatness < FATNESS_LEVEL_EXTREMELY_OBESE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel less restrained by your fat!(FATNESS_LEVEL_exeobese)</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel less restrained by your fat!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_EXTREMELYOBESE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_MORBIDLYOBESE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size - 1
@@ -1475,7 +1475,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		else if(H.fatness >= FATNESS_LEVEL_BARELYMOBILE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel like you've become a mountain of fat!(FATNESS_LEVEL_barelymobile1)</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel like you can barely move!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_EXTREMELYOBESE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BARELYMOBILE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
@@ -1490,7 +1490,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BARELYMOBILE))
 		if(H.fatness < FATNESS_LEVEL_BARELYMOBILE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel less restrained by your fat!(FATNESS_LEVEL_barelymbie)</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel less restrained by your fat!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BARELYMOBILE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_EXTREMELYOBESE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size - 1
@@ -1504,7 +1504,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		else if(H.fatness >= FATNESS_LEVEL_IMMOBILE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel like you've become a mountain of fat!(FATNESS_LEVEL_IMMOBILE)</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel belly smush against the floor!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BARELYMOBILE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_IMMOBILE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
@@ -1519,7 +1519,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_IMMOBILE))
 		if(H.fatness < FATNESS_LEVEL_IMMOBILE)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel less restrained by your fat (FATNESS_LEVEL_IMMOBILE)!</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel less restrained by your fat!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_IMMOBILE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BARELYMOBILE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size - 1
@@ -1533,7 +1533,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_w_uniform()
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 		else if(H.fatness > FATNESS_LEVEL_BLOB)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel like you've become a mountain of fat!(FATNESS_LEVEL_BLOB)</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel like you've become a mountain of fat!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_IMMOBILE, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BLOB, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
@@ -1548,7 +1548,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BLOB))
 		if(H.fatness < FATNESS_LEVEL_BLOB)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you've regained some mobility!BLOB</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you've regained some mobility!</span>")
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BLOB, OBESITY)
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_IMMOBILE, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size - 1
@@ -1563,7 +1563,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 			H.update_inv_wear_suit()
 	else
 		if(H.fatness >= FATNESS_LEVEL_FAT)
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You suddenly feel blubbery! FAT</span>")
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You suddenly feel blubbery!</span>")
 			ADD_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FAT, OBESITY)
 			B.size = B.size + 1
 			B.update()
@@ -1666,6 +1666,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 		if(0 to FATNESS_LEVEL_FAT)
 			H.clear_alert("fatness")
 
+
 /datum/species/proc/handle_thirst(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NOTHIRST))
 		return